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soHi
12-10-2005, 08:26 PM
where r u all from?????

i'm from Luton where we get no sun,
and the pakis outnumber us ten to one,
some are light, some are dark,
and they all live down in bury park

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 08:27 PM
I'm from near Birmingham (few miles) and there isn't any trouble around here, just a few chavs but they're either my age or younger, so I'll just walk through a crowd of 20 of them and not feel worried or anything, I know they're all pussies and know where they all live.

Little Miss Blinky
12-10-2005, 08:29 PM
Hi soHi
Im also from Luton /Leagrave

Bye Bye

MissBlinky :dance:

lateralus
12-10-2005, 08:30 PM
Norcal U.S. - where's the weed at.

Oh, and I'm too lazy to find the thread it was posted in, but jah*4 asked if there even was a winter in Cali. It snows all up and down Eastern parts of California, and though snow is very rare where I am, it gets coooold - the cars were all frozen the past couple of days. I wonder if it's good for sperm count. :cool:

So there's your answer Jah, even though it's doubtful you'll ever read this.

soHi
12-10-2005, 08:37 PM
what u doin tonite miss blinky?
and r u really in leagrave or r u windin me up?

Nochowderforyou
12-10-2005, 08:37 PM
I'm in Alberta Canada eh...

lateralus
12-10-2005, 08:39 PM
So far the web's pretty wide, eh?

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 08:40 PM
what u doin tonite miss blinky?
and r u really in leagrave or r u windin me up?
All I can say is: :pimp:

Little Miss Blinky
12-10-2005, 08:41 PM
soHi

Im really really in leagrave near Bungalow

Bye Bye

MissBlinky :thumbsup:

lateralus
12-10-2005, 08:42 PM
Well, I've given it some thought, and I've decided that you're all lying in an odd attempt to get me winded up. I'm flattered, but otherwise indifferent. Thank you for your time and effort, good day. I said good day.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 08:45 PM
Well, I've given it some thought, and I've decided that you're all lying in an odd attempt to get me winded up. I'm flattered, but otherwise indifferent. Thank you for your time and effort, good day. I said good day.
Yeah, we really live in California, down the street from you, so I guess we all live in the same road.. my place.. 5 minutes?

soHi
12-10-2005, 08:46 PM
near bungalow, i assume u mean the shop, thats ring really isnt it?

LOVElife
12-10-2005, 08:47 PM
I know they're all pussies and know where they all live.
hahaha, What you gonna do. . . . Tell their mam?

haha ;)

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 08:47 PM
near bungalow, i assume u mean the shop, thats ring really isnt it?

Indeed it is ;)

lateralus
12-10-2005, 08:47 PM
I SAID GOOD DAY

Little Miss Blinky
12-10-2005, 08:48 PM
soHi
yes Bungalow Shop I mean
where u near then ?

Bye Bye

MissBlinky :)

Hektik
12-10-2005, 08:48 PM
Washington here. Hella rain
I wish there was no sun. the sun sucks

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 08:48 PM
hahaha, What you gonna do. . . . Tell their mam?

haha ;)

Go a'knockin' and a'shootin' mate, what do you expect?!

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 08:49 PM
I SAID GOOD DAY

Good day, sir *tips hat*

soHi
12-10-2005, 08:51 PM
other side of the station from the bungalow
i really live in Leagrave

lateralus
12-10-2005, 08:51 PM
Good day, sir *tips hat*-Tips beanie-

It's possible.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 08:54 PM
-Tips beanie-

It's possible.
I do actually tip my hat, I don't wear one, but when like a cool teacher at my school said hi, I'd pretend to tip my hat and say "ma'am." lol (to the male teachers too, I don't discriminate ;))

soHi
12-10-2005, 08:56 PM
well miss blinky, i'm off out now, just gonna smoke 1 last joint b4 i go, how old r u, r u single, and r u lookin?

bye bye :dance:
chill to raw fm!

lateralus
12-10-2005, 08:59 PM
I'd pretend to tip my hat and say "ma'am." lol (to the male teachers too, I don't discriminate ;))You call the male teachers ma'am? You're a very, very strange man indeed. I commend you. :thumbsup:

Little Miss Blinky
12-10-2005, 09:00 PM
soHi

Heres a pic of me ....But sorry Im not single or Looking

soz have fun out

Bye Bye

MissBlinky :thumbsup:

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:02 PM
You call the male teachers ma'am? You're a very, very strange man indeed. I commend you. :thumbsup:

Yeah, well like a Texan, just as a joke, like:

*Tips imaginary hat* "Ma'am!"

It's funny, I'll show you one time ;)

soHi
12-10-2005, 09:03 PM
soHi

Heres a pic of me ....But sorry Im not single or Looking

soz have fun out

Bye Bye

MissBlinky


what a shame
need to see more ladies like you in the area!(but single ones!!!

Little Miss Blinky
12-10-2005, 09:05 PM
Thanks

Im 26

Bye Bye

MissBlinky :dance:

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:06 PM
what a shame
need to see more ladies like you in the area!(but single ones!!!
I'm a guy about 2 hours away from you, will I do? lol ;)

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:07 PM
Yeah, well like a Texan, just as a joke, like:

*Tips imaginary hat* "Ma'am!"

It's funny, I'll show you one time ;)Yes'm. ;)

Little Miss Blinky
12-10-2005, 09:08 PM
3sheets ...awwwww

If I was single u might do lol lol lol

Bye Bye Hun

MissBlinky :dance:

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:10 PM
3sheets ...awwwww

If I was single u might do lol lol lol

Bye Bye Hun

MissBlinky :dance:
I might only do?!

Oh I hope future gf's are more grateful than that :p

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:11 PM
Oh hush, you'll do fine. :cool:

Little Miss Blinky
12-10-2005, 09:12 PM
sorry lol lol

ok u will defiantely be Misses H
next choice ok promise bless

Bye Bye

MissBlinky ;) :dance:

beachguy in thongs
12-10-2005, 09:14 PM
Three Shits, I never knew... oh, sorry, 3 Sheets, I never knew you lived in California... :what:

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:15 PM
She's chosen her suitor without a second thought! It is now your responsibility to dump her. ;)

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:15 PM
Three Shits, I never knew... oh, sorry, 3 Sheets, I never knew you lived in California... :what:

As I said, we all live in the same street, this WWW isn't as big as we all thought ;)

Oneironaut
12-10-2005, 09:18 PM
It's not that wide. Look at the attached picture. That little dot is Earth from the viewpoint of Voyager 1, at a distance of 3.7 billion miles. Carl Sagan explains:

Because of the reflection of sunlight off the spacecraft, the Earth seems to be sitting in a beam of light, as if there were some special significance to this small world. But it's just an accident of geometry and optics. The Sun emits its radiation equitably in all directions. Had the picture been taken a little earlier or a little later, there would have been no sunbeam highlighting the Earth.

...

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:19 PM
Well it's still pretty fuckin' big! :D

(That's what all the women say too) hehe. :)

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:20 PM
Okay, we'll settle for relatively wide.

mellow mood
12-10-2005, 09:23 PM
sorry lol lol

ok u will defiantely be Misses H
next choice ok promise bless

Bye Bye

MissBlinky ;) :dance:

do u always feel obligated to write bye bye after each post?


and im from the great country of Quebec, also known to be next to Canada

Little Miss Blinky
12-10-2005, 09:27 PM
yes I do its just being polite thats all

Bye Bye

MissBlinky

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:27 PM
do u always feel obligated to write bye bye after each post?


and im from the great country of Quebec, also known to be next to Canada

O RLY?

Cool man, always saw you as more of an American... well I think everyone on here is unless they specify otherwise one way or another :p

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:30 PM
O RLY?

Cool man, always saw you as more of an American... well I think everyone on here is unless they specify otherwise one way or another :pYes, I tend to assume people are from a small, isolated town in Utah.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:34 PM
Yes, I tend to assume people are from a small, isolated town in Utah.

I think everyone is from the East Coast of the US of A, like Minnesota for instance (I know couple people from there from here and just msn in general through people), and so I feel people should put their general location in the Location bit, otherwise they're from Minnesota ;) lol :p

Oneironaut
12-10-2005, 09:37 PM
Well it's still pretty fuckin' big! :D

(That's what all the women say too) hehe. :)
No it isn't. Look at that dot again. That's tiny. And your dick is much, much, much, much, much, much tinier still.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:38 PM
No it isn't. Look at that dot again. That's tiny. And your dick is much, much, much, much, much, much tinier still.
It is tiny, but it's fuckin' huge for what we'll ever know.. most of us won't travel the world, so you living thousands of miles from me seems like a very long way!

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:38 PM
I think everyone is from the East Coast of the US of A, like Minnesota for instance (I know couple people from there from here and just msn in general through people), and so I feel people should put their general location in the Location bit, otherwise they're from Minnesota ;) lol :pI was actually going to say Minnesota, but Utah is funnier.

Oneironaut
12-10-2005, 09:41 PM
It is tiny, but it's fuckin' huge for what we'll ever know.. most of us won't travel the world, so you living thousands of miles from me seems like a very long way!
Yes, it's big from what we'll ever know, but in the same sense that it's flat from what we'll ever know.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:41 PM
I was actually going to say Minnesota, but Utah is funnier.

I'm from Mississippi! :D

HEY MAW, GET ME MA' GOD DANGED PIPE!

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:42 PM
Yes, it's big from what we'll ever know, but in the same sense that it's flat from what we'll ever know.

It's not flat? How do people at the bottom not fall off then?!

Duuuh, I done forgot to take my medication this morning *drools*

:D

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:44 PM
It's not flat? How do people at the bottom not fall off then?!

Duuuh, I done forgot to take my medication this morning *drools*

:DOh God, I've used the "it's not flat?" joke on these boards too.

In other words, I'm the most underrated member of boards.cannabis.com. I'm going to take a moment to congratulate myself.

I just ate a pretzel stuffed with pizza with ranch dressing, and I must say it owns this thread.

flamingskullballs
12-10-2005, 09:47 PM
it gets coooold
fuck you, i live in moorhead, minnesota...talk about COLD

Euphoric
12-10-2005, 09:47 PM
I think everyone is from the East Coast of the US of A, like Minnesota for instance (I know couple people from there from here and just msn in general through people), and so I feel people should put their general location in the Location bit, otherwise they're from Minnesota ;) lol :p

o fcuk

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:49 PM
fuck you, i live in moorhead, minnesota...talk about COLDOkay, that's it, I've had just about enough of your shenanigans.
o fcuk
I know, he's a psychic right? He once guessed that some person lived in L.A.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:49 PM
fuck you, i live in moorhead, minnesota...talk about COLD
Here's one of the guys I know on msn that's from Minnesota, that's why everyone here is from there!

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:50 PM
Okay, that's it, I've had just about enough of your shenanigans.
I know, he's a psychic right? He once guessed that some person lived in L.A.
Well no, you asked if he lived in Beverley Hills, so I posted saying "90210" and then realised the guy you asked had "90210" as his location haha.

flamingskullballs
12-10-2005, 09:52 PM
when the summer comes i will be on cannabis.com much less often...but because of the 30 below weather, i am going to spam the fuck out of you punks

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:54 PM
when the summer comes i will be on cannabis.com much less often...but because of the 30 below weather, i am going to spam the fuck out of you punks
I want to see you catch up with me by May!

lateralus
12-10-2005, 09:54 PM
Well no, you asked if he lived in Beverley Hills, so I posted saying "90210" and then realised the guy you asked had "90210" as his location haha.I know. :cool: But you also said you were a psychic.
when the summer comes i will be on cannabis.com much less often...but because of the 30 below weather, i am going to spam the fuck out of you punksFuck you that's cold.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 09:58 PM
I know. :cool: But you also said you were a psychic.Fuck you that's cold.

Oh, I'm also a cracker, right? *Has had enough and is now phoning 999 (police)*

:)

lateralus
12-10-2005, 10:01 PM
Damn, I forgot the number for 911.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 11:30 PM
Damn, I forgot the number for 911.

So did I, 999's better, much better!