anyone remember that story?

[sharpezor]

where a babysitter cooked the baby inbstead of the turkey b/c she was high on weed.

I doubt that's possible, if it is true, she must have been so FUCKING BAKED out of her miiiind.

[emg]

hahahaha!! i remember that shit...yeah, i'll take what she's having please

[sharpezor]

must of been some government engineered nasa shit Lol

[Funkamander]

I thought that was about ecstasy. Also, I never believed it in the first place. Also, would you bake or broil something like that?

[sharpezor]

id just take it raw.

[bonsaiguy]

If I'm not mistaken, that was pure and unadulterated urban folklore. This story has been around a long time and has included every drug under the sun but I admit I don't remember seeing it pop up with MJ in the story. It was alwaly meth or ecstasy or even prescription anti-depressants, ritalin, and acutane.

At least, I hope it was urban folklore.

And I believe it was a microwave.

[sharpezor]

no it was an oven, you dont put a turkey in a microwave.

[emg]

LOL :dance:

[bonsaiguy]

no it was an oven, you dont put a turkey in a microwave.

As a rule, one does not put a baby in an oven either, there at least a couple dozen permutations on the story.

[vipper of vip]

bollocks. if I am really baked I can barely get the oven on let alone fit a baby in it.

[vipper of vip]

I did hear one about someone drying their beloved pussy cat in a microwave. der.

[bonsaiguy]

I did hear one about someone drying their beloved pussy cat in a microwave. der.

There have been times when I wanted to put our cats in the oven.

[psychopixi]

I read the babysitter used the oven, and an old lady used to use the oven on mild heat to dry her cat after bathing it, then when they first brought out microwave ovens, she thought they would do the same thing...

...of course, I read both of those in my book of urban legends...

[LOVElife]

I read the babysitter used the oven, and an old lady used to use the oven on mild heat to dry her cat after bathing it, then when they first brought out microwave ovens, she thought they would do the same thing...

...of course, I read both of those in my book of urban legends...
Yeah, you hear all kinds of shit in Wales!

Only Joking Mate!

Lee Trundle la la la la la

[Oneironaut]

I'm going to invent a new permutation on the story:

Did you hear about the crazed maniac who was going to bake a baby in an oven but was so high on weed that he baked a turkey instead?