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LOVElife
12-06-2005, 07:03 PM
Check this out ! . . . . .

http://www.haveagoodlaugh.com/Mad%20Insurance%20Claims.htm

LMFAO :rasta:

LOVElife
12-06-2005, 07:06 PM
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."


These are my Personal Favourites!!! hahaha

adfsghjn
12-06-2005, 07:22 PM
"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."
Some funny shit

LOVElife
12-06-2005, 07:25 PM
Check this out:

Idiot # 6
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. (This guy doesn't need a sign, he probably figured it out himself.)

robert42
12-06-2005, 07:28 PM
LMFAO :))

"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."

Genuine17
12-06-2005, 08:22 PM
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

one of my favorites