Stop killing yourselves!

[beachguy in thongs]

Will everyone stop it please, I'm leaving for an hour or two, I don't want to see any post-mortem threads when I get back.

[Whos Carl]

Why the fuck do people think they can decide what I want to do drug wise? I dont make them do anything.

[maskedpantsman]

I like to masturbate.

[Nochowderforyou]

Did I miss something? Who is killing themselves? And...can I watch? ;) J/K

[tokosan]

WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[hank]

ppl post about how they will kill themselves

haha

we don't give a damn
we don't give a fuck
we don't give a damn
we don't give a fuck

[Bman719]

I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
They don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
They don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
They don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
I'm rolin'

Pedal to the metal then STOP, [Brakes]
Take another sip from the syrup then STOP [Brakes]
Let my seat back, drop the top then STOP [Brakes]
See me something sexy, spot that ass I gotta STOP [Brakes]
My rims so shiny they clear like flat-screen plasma
Gals break when they see em' it's hard to breathe like they got asthma
Older people trippin' cause they think they seein' thangs
My car sittin' still but my rims still rolin' man, they off the chain














I figured the lyrics from one of Three Six Mafia's songs would be more interesting then reading this bullshit topic of a thread.

[Nochowderforyou]

Anyone ever here that song by "Bob and Tom", a comedy duo, called Toast? Man, for a song about toast, sure is funny.

all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

oh wee monsieur bonjour cool cat,
uh huh croissante du bagette,
maurice a vaulzey effeil tower,
o wee maria bagette vouze,

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

in chicago around the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST