Auctioning my Sexiness

[BlackLabelXmas]

I've decided to auction my self off. I'll take no offer lower than $5.00 as I'm not a freakin happy meal. Also, I'm not gay so if you men out their are having any thoughts go ahead and just drop those ideas now.

P.S. This is a spam thread because I say so.

[beachguy in thongs]

I bid 1 stone.

[BlackLabelXmas]

Hmmmm. I'll consider it, can't make any promises though.

[jahjahjahjah]

How long can u go for ill give u $100 per hour.

[BlackLabelXmas]

For $100 an hour I'll go until you pass out from the amazing orgasmic tremors that I've been known to cause.

Unless someone can top that I think I'm sold!

[beachguy in thongs]

"orgasmic tremors"

That's like volcanic volcanoes.

[BlackLabelXmas]

You mean it doesn't make sense? Because it does make perfect sense. I'm not sure if you know what an orgasm is but it's nothing like a tremor.

[BlackLabelXmas]

or·gasm Audio pronunciation of "orgasm" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ôrgzm)
n.

1. The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.
2. A similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.


trem·or Audio pronunciation of "tremor" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trmr)
n.

1. A shaking or vibrating movement, as of the earth.
2. A trembling or quivering effect: a tremor of aspen leaves.
3. An involuntary trembling or quivering, as from nervous agitation or weakness.
4. A nervous quiver or thrill: felt a tremor of joy.
5. A state or feeling of nervous agitation or tension.
6. A tremulous sound; a quaver.

[beachguy in thongs]

lol, you're so funny, I went to get a cup of coffee and I was cracking up the whole time. Volcanic Volcanoes. I didn't care, I was just spamming you. :cursing:

EDIT: oR AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY OFF THIS THREAD SINCE I DON'T HAVE a serious bid?

[BlackLabelXmas]

no lol, it's a spam thread

Note to all serious bidders: My Sexiness only includes my penis.

[Trichome Creator]

You can't auction it bacause it's free. It's flowing all over this board as we speak. I'm basking in it now. :)

[beachguy in thongs]

Note to all serious bidders: My only penis.




You can't auction it bacause it's free. It's flowing all over this board as we speak. I'm basking in it now. :)

That's why I need Rasta Smiley. He's my garlic.
:stoned:
:rasta:

edit: I wanna bid 3 stones.

[BlackLabelXmas]

I dunno man, 3 stones or $100 an hour to have sex with a potentially hot bitch...hmmm...I'll let you know.

[Trichome Creator]

I get plenty of sex since I've been married for five years so I'll have to take the getting stoned. When you get married somehow sex just isn't as important as it used to be.

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, I'm gonna keep my stones.

[robert42]

my penis looks like a oak tree, so ill bid

2 happy meals

[F L E S H]

I bid 4 beachguys. I'll stick to my end of the deal if you stick to yours.

[beachguy in thongs]

Wow, that's a pretty good deal... :stoned:

[BlackLabelXmas]

2 happy meals is a good deal...but I don't want 4 beachguys. They'd be to messy and I would have to potty train them/feed them/smoke them out. Not worth the effort.

[beachguy in thongs]

And just to think...one beachguy would smoke all your weed, imagine four. :stoned:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

20 of our English pounds.
No gay action, I just want to make you my bitch for a day.