Auctioning my Sexiness

[BlackLabelXmas]

I've decided to auction my self off. I'll take no offer lower than $5.00 as I'm not a freakin happy meal. Also, I'm not gay so if you men out their are having any thoughts go ahead and just drop those ideas now.

P.S. This is a spam thread because I say so.

BlackLabelXmas Reviewed by BlackLabelXmas on 11-28-2005. Auctioning my Sexiness I've decided to auction my self off. I'll take no offer lower than $5.00 as I'm not a freakin happy meal. Also, I'm not gay so if you men out their are having any thoughts go ahead and just drop those ideas now. P.S. This is a spam thread because I say so. Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

I bid 1 stone.

[BlackLabelXmas]

Hmmmm. I'll consider it, can't make any promises though.

[jahjahjahjah]

How long can u go for ill give u $100 per hour.

[BlackLabelXmas]

For $100 an hour I'll go until you pass out from the amazing orgasmic tremors that I've been known to cause.

Unless someone can top that I think I'm sold!

[beachguy in thongs]

"orgasmic tremors"

That's like volcanic volcanoes.

[BlackLabelXmas]

You mean it doesn't make sense? Because it does make perfect sense. I'm not sure if you know what an orgasm is but it's nothing like a tremor.

[BlackLabelXmas]

or·gasm Audio pronunciation of "orgasm" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ôrgzm)
n.

1. The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.
2. A similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.


trem·or Audio pronunciation of "tremor" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trmr)
n.

1. A shaking or vibrating movement, as of the earth.
2. A trembling or quivering effect: a tremor of aspen leaves.
3. An involuntary trembling or quivering, as from nervous agitation or weakness.
4. A nervous quiver or thrill: felt a tremor of joy.
5. A state or feeling of nervous agitation or tension.
6. A tremulous sound; a quaver.

[beachguy in thongs]

lol, you're so funny, I went to get a cup of coffee and I was cracking up the whole time. Volcanic Volcanoes. I didn't care, I was just spamming you. :cursing:

EDIT: oR AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY OFF THIS THREAD SINCE I DON'T HAVE a serious bid?

[BlackLabelXmas]

no lol, it's a spam thread

Note to all serious bidders: My Sexiness only includes my penis.