STDzRus' Salvia Trip Report.

[lateralus]

For educational purposes only! lateralus and STDzRus don't necessarily agree with the views expressed in this informational trip report! Don't try this at home!

Trip no. 1

STDzRus (12:23:45 AM): this shit isn't burning wtf
STDzRus (12:23:57 AM): idk it's not really working
STDzRus (12:24:03 AM): i got a little mental high it's not really working
STDzRus (12:24:06 AM): not burning right
STDzRus (12:24:12 AM): fucking shit is all over the fucking place fucking shit
STDzRus (12:24:26 AM): stupid ass walk fuck coming calvivng downa on moe and i jusatn can't get it
STDzRus (12:24:46 AM): fuckiners comeing i'm attached they need me fuck here we see fucking walk and wall and al kinds of fucking the smoke isn't working
STDzRus (12:24:58 AM): attached to the keyboards odyou see what i mean look i see show you
STDzRus (12:25:09 AM): it's fucking becoming hneeds me truting
STDzRus (12:25:20 AM): its's tiliganting away from me
STDzRus (12:25:42 AM): code: splapa come back 3999378kcmzuydkan,zhd8jhmziuakeunmcui,ziap
STDzRus (12:25:43 AM): work
STDzRus (12:25:48 AM): holy fuck
oblique method (12:25:51 AM): They are killing you
STDzRus (12:25:57 AM): what the fuck
STDzRus (12:26:03 AM): my fucking body is falling
STDzRus (12:26:14 AM): it's falling dude
oblique method (12:26:16 AM): They aren't nice they kill you
STDzRus (12:26:17 AM): wtf i have no idea
STDzRus (12:26:23 AM): i am kinda attached to the keyboard
STDzRus (12:26:25 AM): i thought it didn't work
STDzRus (12:26:35 AM): i'm coming down, a litlte bit
STDzRus (12:26:41 AM): i can understand it understand s it
oblique method (12:26:48 AM): lol
STDzRus (12:26:54 AM): ma
STDzRus (12:26:56 AM): n
STDzRus (12:27:03 AM): no uncomfortable gravity this time
STDzRus (12:27:16 AM): HOLY fuck that was stupdi haha
STDzRus (12:27:22 AM): i wanna read what i said
STDzRus (12:27:28 AM): my hands couldn't get away from the keys
STDzRus (12:27:34 AM): they were hooked to them by threads
oblique method (12:27:41 AM): lol
STDzRus (12:28:10 AM): weird haha
STDzRus (12:28:15 AM): shall i go again?
STDzRus (12:28:18 AM): this time with a cleaner bowl
STDzRus (12:28:25 AM): so i can take a better hit lol
STDzRus (12:28:32 AM): because I didn't get a good hit that time at all
STDzRus (12:28:35 AM): hahahahahhaaha man
oblique method (12:28:48 AM): Yeah do it again
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Trip no. 2

STDzRus (12:40:48 AM): hold on i'm finishing my bowl then i gotta repack
STDzRus (12:40:51 AM): gonna 20x it
oblique method (12:41:01 AM): Cool
STDzRus (12:41:04 AM): jut to make it more interesting haha
STDzRus (12:41:43 AM): you guys are owning me ?..?
STDzRus (12:41:43 AM): hereh
oblique method (12:42:33 AM): No
oblique method (12:42:41 AM): You there
STDzRus (12:42:59 AM): yeahyeah repacking it now
oblique method (12:43:06 AM): omg look
oblique method (12:43:08 AM): omfg
oblique method (12:43:15 AM): Did you see it
oblique method (12:43:25 AM): PLZ ANSWER ME
STDzRus (12:44:03 AM): see what?
STDzRus (12:44:04 AM): haha wtf
STDzRus (12:44:13 AM): are you on salvia too?
oblique method (12:44:19 AM): No
oblique method (12:44:27 AM): Was tryin' to trip you out
STDzRus (12:44:33 AM): LMFAO
STDzRus (12:44:35 AM): well, here we go
STDzRus (12:44:42 AM): lemme get some good music on and i'll hit it
STDzRus (12:44:45 AM): i'll return a changed man
STDzRus (12:45:56 AM): holy shit i got a big hit
STDzRus (12:46:01 AM): fucking incredible
STDzRus (12:46:05 AM): the way the smoke was doing it's thing
STDzRus (12:46:13 AM): i can already feel it
STDzRus (12:46:18 AM): you're fucking losing me dude
STDzRus (12:46:20 AM): it's fucking taking hold
STDzRus (12:46:27 AM): i can feeli t you just don't understand because fuck mean
STDzRus (12:46:36 AM): it's not fucking at all a nything likes youve'v ever known man
STDzRus (12:46:42 AM): thefuck n keyboard is etermnal
STDzRus (12:46:44 AM): fucking shit man
STDzRus (12:46:49 AM): fuckholy fuck
STDzRus (12:46:51 AM): there is is
STDzRus (12:46:54 AM): the fucking workld
STDzRus (12:46:56 AM): in the fucking tv
STDzRus (12:46:58 AM): the magic
STDzRus (12:47:02 AM): mountian
STDzRus (12:47:07 AM): ii am not fucking kiddingyou oh shit
STDzRus (12:47:12 AM): i am fucking sweating fall back
STDzRus (12:47:23 AM): there is fucking magic in the mountains and shit the fucking bubbble the fucking bubble dude
oblique method (12:47:29 AM): lol
STDzRus (12:47:31 AM): i am only typihngtdo you because the all it
STDzRus (12:47:35 AM): FUCK FUCK FUCK
STDzRus (12:47:45 AM): DUDE THE FUCKING SHIRT HIRTS
oblique method (12:47:52 AM): Is it trying to choke you
STDzRus (12:47:54 AM): FUCKING TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF
STDzRus (12:47:58 AM): no it's fucking stabbing me
STDzRus (12:48:03 AM): fuck the scares are shallwow
STDzRus (12:48:05 AM): WHOA
STDzRus (12:48:09 AM): i'm kinda coming down
STDzRus (12:48:13 AM): but when i look at the computer i come back up
STDzRus (12:48:16 AM): it's fucking crazy
STDzRus (12:48:24 AM): just flapped my arms like a chicken
STDzRus (12:48:25 AM): why?
STDzRus (12:48:28 AM): why you say?
STDzRus (12:48:32 AM): to get rid of the fucking pins
STDzRus (12:48:37 AM): there are pins and needle fucking shit
STDzRus (12:48:44 AM): damn dude did you ffeel that
STDzRus (12:48:49 AM): i felt like you were here
STDzRus (12:48:52 AM): like i was talking to you
STDzRus (12:48:58 AM): i need to trip with somebody that was kinda fucking crazy
STDzRus (12:49:03 AM): did you get all that on tape
STDzRus (12:49:09 AM): the fucking world in the TV dude
STDzRus (12:49:12 AM): there it was
STDzRus (12:49:18 AM): i was in the TV but i wasn't moving, but th eTV me was moving
STDzRus (12:49:22 AM): and then agnother guy came
STDzRus (12:49:33 AM): and the lava lamp turned into a magic mountain
STDzRus (12:49:37 AM): it bubbled and i existed
STDzRus (12:49:42 AM): uck i'm still kinda tripping fuck
STDzRus (12:49:47 AM): i'm back
STDzRus (12:49:51 AM): i'm level i think
STDzRus (12:49:55 AM): don't take my work
STDzRus (12:49:59 AM): it's only been a minute
STDzRus (12:50:01 AM): fuck i don't know man
STDzRus (12:50:07 AM): i'm back
STDzRus (12:50:09 AM): i can be talked to
STDzRus (12:50:14 AM): but i don't think i'm all the way back
STDzRus (12:50:29 AM): fuck man i wonder what it'd be like tripping without having to type to you
STDzRus (12:50:56 AM): i need to audio it next time haha
STDzRus (12:51:02 AM): that way you can get the real experience
STDzRus (12:51:08 AM): the fucking experience it's crazy fuck man
STDzRus (12:51:13 AM): i was GONE i was fucking GONE
STDzRus (12:51:15 AM): but i was still here
STDzRus (12:51:18 AM): FUCK that was intense
STDzRus (12:51:22 AM): no crazy gravity this time either
STDzRus (12:51:27 AM): my fucking eyes though
STDzRus (12:51:33 AM): they didn't want to focus on anything
STDzRus (12:51:38 AM): they had to look around constantly
STDzRus (12:51:39 AM): are you there

[STDzRus]

DEFINITIONS:

Very different trips. Didn't think I would be able to type, but magically it worked.

15x was the first trip. A little light headed, didn't get that good of a hit off the bong, so it didn't work that well, but my fingers became attached to the keyboard and I felt "floatiness". Fishooks and strings ran my fingers.

2nd Trip.

ONE HIT OF 20X.

Fucking incredible, not that amazing of a trip, I don't really want to do anymore until I have somebody around.

I was typing, the keyboard floated, and it was just my fingers, my mind, and the keyboard.

Then I turned, and saw something in the TV. IT wasn't me, it wasn't my reflection it was somebody else, then I saw my reflection. Then I saw my lava lamp, and it floated, it shot a bubble and then it seemed like a mountain. Couldn't concentrate, tunnel vision. Used my imagination. had a little control . Can still feel after effects.

[Caruso329]

Wow... I can't wait for my free sample! :D

[ShamanicHippy]

sweet dude. that sounds intense. I love salvia, I heard that it is under consideration to be "scheduled" by the US federal govt as a controlled. well I think that one senator wants it to be anyway : ( oh well I dont live in the US anymore so it is alright. still sad though

[STDzRus]

It's still unscheduled.

order it now before they schedule it

www.salviaworld.com

[Satan666]

Sounds great. You should get a tripsitter and smoke an entire 1\2 gram. thats cool.

[Sentinel]

stdrus you didnt answer my email...

[dark0ne]

i love trippen on salvia, i had some 6X and my freind and i rolled it into a blunt with weed. good goly miss moly! thats all i'm going to say :stoned:

[STDzRus]

LOOK PEOPLE.

If I didn't answer you fucking email oh well. I'm not a jackass. The people who are getting salvia got emails back. there's 6 people, the first 6 people to respond, they are getting samples. I'm just doing this becasue I was stoned, and I don't know why I'm doing it, out of the kindness of my heart I guess? So If I didn't answer your email it's because I'm not sending you salvia.

[nickx760]

im getting some,,,,yippie mo fo's

btw when are those samples gettin sent out, pimp?

[CocaCola]

Cool report, dudes.

[STDzRus]

I'll send them out not this week but next week, before next sunday, not this sunday. Gotta get paid, get packages, and ship them out.

[nickx760]

cool

[STDzRus]

5 Hours Ago:

While I was attempting to fix my computer I decided to take a break.

With nothing else to do I packed a bowl of 15x and decided to step into a different setting, outside into the moist cold environment.

I loaded the bong, put a couch cushion from a thrown away couch on the ground, sat down, and thought for a few minutes. Took one hit, kept it in, then I took another hit, and set the bong down after I started feeling effects. Nothing was happening, a few things were going on, I was misinterpreting objects for other things.

For instance, there are two trees that stand vertical to each other, and I thought they were antennaes for some reason. Then I turned around and SAW IT!

I fucking jumped up and ran towards it, whatever it was. And then I couldn't feel my legs and I just couldn't control myself.

If anybody has ever seen that Jackass stunt with Ryan Dunn where he has both of his arms broken and his pants fall down? That's how I was walking, so I ran around in a circle and collapsed in laughter. Then i thought maybe I was done, the effects were less intense. So I got up and walked over to the door and there was something laying on the chairs in my next door neighbors yard. This lady said "OKAY THEN" and I yelled back "YEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

And then said "Somebody really needs to stop this stuff around here and I ran back in forth next to my back door wandering how I was going to get out of this one. Then came to, went inside, relaxed and played some Project SNOWBLIND for an hour, feeling the euphoria. Then I fixed my computer.

[SensiRide]

5 Hours Ago:

While I was attempting to fix my computer I decided to take a break.

With nothing else to do I packed a bowl of 15x and decided to step into a different setting, outside into the moist cold environment.

I loaded the bong, put a couch cushion from a thrown away couch on the ground, sat down, and thought for a few minutes. Took one hit, kept it in, then I took another hit, and set the bong down after I started feeling effects. Nothing was happening, a few things were going on, I was misinterpreting objects for other things.

For instance, there are two trees that stand vertical to each other, and I thought they were antennaes for some reason. Then I turned around and SAW IT!

I fucking jumped up and ran towards it, whatever it was. And then I couldn't feel my legs and I just couldn't control myself.

If anybody has ever seen that Jackass stunt with Ryan Dunn where he has both of his arms broken and his pants fall down? That's how I was walking, so I ran around in a circle and collapsed in laughter. Then i thought maybe I was done, the effects were less intense. So I got up and walked over to the door and there was something laying on the chairs in my next door neighbors yard. This lady said "OKAY THEN" and I yelled back "YEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

And then said "Somebody really needs to stop this stuff around here and I ran back in forth next to my back door wandering how I was going to get out of this one. Then came to, went inside, relaxed and played some Project SNOWBLIND for an hour, feeling the euphoria. Then I fixed my computer.

Awesome, :thumbsup: my x15 should be arriving with me tomorrow. Iâ??ve gotta admit, Iâ??m a little scared of breaking through, especially on my own, so Iâ??m gonna put a few flakes in at a time and see what happens

[STDzRus]

didn't you try 24x before? or was that somebody else?

Just wait until you get my cocktail hehe.

I haven't had much problem "breaking through" or I haven't broken through on my own with salvia before because somehow no matter how distorted it seems I am, I still have SOME sort of control, I can't get these OUT OF BODY or OUT OF WORLD experiences that some people get.

[SensiRide]

Yeah I tried x24 but I only got to about level 1 â?? Iâ??m sure you read my crappy report about 2 weeks back lol
I wasnâ??t really inhaling it as much as I should have because I was shitting myself about losing the plot completely but now I have built myself up and feel ready to go!
Ps â?? what strength of extract are you sending? I kind of wish I ordered x5 or even x10 instead of x15 now DOH! :smokin:

[STDzRus]

15x/20x cocktail. It'll be both mixed together, don't be scared though! It's usually the blend I use. I've been trying to stick to 15x lately though. 20x is just a little too extreme, but when I mix it with 15x it makes it more bearable.

[SensiRide]

Cool, do you have any tips for me because I have to try it own my own (nobody to babysit me :( ) I donâ??t want to hurtle myself out the window or anything now :D

[STDzRus]

Lol. Do you have a basement? Can you do it on ground level.

I usually just sit on my bed and do it, laying back is too uncomforable because everytime I do it I get these weird cutting sensations down my back.

My advice, take in ONE BIG HIT, and that's it, hold it in until you feel like your going to make youself pass out, let it out, you'll feel it pretty soon, put your smoking device down IMMEDIATELY after inhaling and get into the position you want to be in, whether it's laying on the bed or sitting down or whatever. I prefer to be in a place with not very many sharp objects (since I do like to get up for some reason) or things that I can hit my head on, or things that I can break (glass etc etc).

20x smoke isn't as rough as 15x, I think the lower the number, the closer to the leaves, the more harsh the smoke is.

Um..You can play some music, I find it best to have something to interact with, a TV, a song, the computer, somebody online, it makes for the best trip for some reason.

[STDzRus]

Just remember, EVERYBODY is different and unique so what effects and things I may have, may disturb you.

[SensiRide]

Ok, thanks STD. Iâ??m going to light some candles, relax for 15 minutes then smoke it up.
Iâ??ll post my report on here if I live to tell the tale :D

[STDzRus]

No don't light candles! LOL what if you knock them over?
I guess you could..to meditate, but put them out if you trip. you might knock them over. Or put them in a safe place.