STDzRus' Salvia Trip Report.

[lateralus]

For educational purposes only! lateralus and STDzRus don't necessarily agree with the views expressed in this informational trip report! Don't try this at home!

Trip no. 1

STDzRus (12:23:45 AM): this shit isn't burning wtf
STDzRus (12:23:57 AM): idk it's not really working
STDzRus (12:24:03 AM): i got a little mental high it's not really working
STDzRus (12:24:06 AM): not burning right
STDzRus (12:24:12 AM): fucking shit is all over the fucking place fucking shit
STDzRus (12:24:26 AM): stupid ass walk fuck coming calvivng downa on moe and i jusatn can't get it
STDzRus (12:24:46 AM): fuckiners comeing i'm attached they need me fuck here we see fucking walk and wall and al kinds of fucking the smoke isn't working
STDzRus (12:24:58 AM): attached to the keyboards odyou see what i mean look i see show you
STDzRus (12:25:09 AM): it's fucking becoming hneeds me truting
STDzRus (12:25:20 AM): its's tiliganting away from me
STDzRus (12:25:42 AM): code: splapa come back 3999378kcmzuydkan,zhd8jhmziuakeunmcui,ziap
STDzRus (12:25:43 AM): work
STDzRus (12:25:48 AM): holy fuck
oblique method (12:25:51 AM): They are killing you
STDzRus (12:25:57 AM): what the fuck
STDzRus (12:26:03 AM): my fucking body is falling
STDzRus (12:26:14 AM): it's falling dude
oblique method (12:26:16 AM): They aren't nice they kill you
STDzRus (12:26:17 AM): wtf i have no idea
STDzRus (12:26:23 AM): i am kinda attached to the keyboard
STDzRus (12:26:25 AM): i thought it didn't work
STDzRus (12:26:35 AM): i'm coming down, a litlte bit
STDzRus (12:26:41 AM): i can understand it understand s it
oblique method (12:26:48 AM): lol
STDzRus (12:26:54 AM): ma
STDzRus (12:26:56 AM): n
STDzRus (12:27:03 AM): no uncomfortable gravity this time
STDzRus (12:27:16 AM): HOLY fuck that was stupdi haha
STDzRus (12:27:22 AM): i wanna read what i said
STDzRus (12:27:28 AM): my hands couldn't get away from the keys
STDzRus (12:27:34 AM): they were hooked to them by threads
oblique method (12:27:41 AM): lol
STDzRus (12:28:10 AM): weird haha
STDzRus (12:28:15 AM): shall i go again?
STDzRus (12:28:18 AM): this time with a cleaner bowl
STDzRus (12:28:25 AM): so i can take a better hit lol
STDzRus (12:28:32 AM): because I didn't get a good hit that time at all
STDzRus (12:28:35 AM): hahahahahhaaha man
oblique method (12:28:48 AM): Yeah do it again
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Trip no. 2

STDzRus (12:40:48 AM): hold on i'm finishing my bowl then i gotta repack
STDzRus (12:40:51 AM): gonna 20x it
oblique method (12:41:01 AM): Cool
STDzRus (12:41:04 AM): jut to make it more interesting haha
STDzRus (12:41:43 AM): you guys are owning me ?..?
STDzRus (12:41:43 AM): hereh
oblique method (12:42:33 AM): No
oblique method (12:42:41 AM): You there
STDzRus (12:42:59 AM): yeahyeah repacking it now
oblique method (12:43:06 AM): omg look
oblique method (12:43:08 AM): omfg
oblique method (12:43:15 AM): Did you see it
oblique method (12:43:25 AM): PLZ ANSWER ME
STDzRus (12:44:03 AM): see what?
STDzRus (12:44:04 AM): haha wtf
STDzRus (12:44:13 AM): are you on salvia too?
oblique method (12:44:19 AM): No
oblique method (12:44:27 AM): Was tryin' to trip you out
STDzRus (12:44:33 AM): LMFAO
STDzRus (12:44:35 AM): well, here we go
STDzRus (12:44:42 AM): lemme get some good music on and i'll hit it
STDzRus (12:44:45 AM): i'll return a changed man
STDzRus (12:45:56 AM): holy shit i got a big hit
STDzRus (12:46:01 AM): fucking incredible
STDzRus (12:46:05 AM): the way the smoke was doing it's thing
STDzRus (12:46:13 AM): i can already feel it
STDzRus (12:46:18 AM): you're fucking losing me dude
STDzRus (12:46:20 AM): it's fucking taking hold
STDzRus (12:46:27 AM): i can feeli t you just don't understand because fuck mean
STDzRus (12:46:36 AM): it's not fucking at all a nything likes youve'v ever known man
STDzRus (12:46:42 AM): thefuck n keyboard is etermnal
STDzRus (12:46:44 AM): fucking shit man
STDzRus (12:46:49 AM): fuckholy fuck
STDzRus (12:46:51 AM): there is is
STDzRus (12:46:54 AM): the fucking workld
STDzRus (12:46:56 AM): in the fucking tv
STDzRus (12:46:58 AM): the magic
STDzRus (12:47:02 AM): mountian
STDzRus (12:47:07 AM): ii am not fucking kiddingyou oh shit
STDzRus (12:47:12 AM): i am fucking sweating fall back
STDzRus (12:47:23 AM): there is fucking magic in the mountains and shit the fucking bubbble the fucking bubble dude
oblique method (12:47:29 AM): lol
STDzRus (12:47:31 AM): i am only typihngtdo you because the all it
STDzRus (12:47:35 AM): FUCK FUCK FUCK
STDzRus (12:47:45 AM): DUDE THE FUCKING SHIRT HIRTS
oblique method (12:47:52 AM): Is it trying to choke you
STDzRus (12:47:54 AM): FUCKING TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF
STDzRus (12:47:58 AM): no it's fucking stabbing me
STDzRus (12:48:03 AM): fuck the scares are shallwow
STDzRus (12:48:05 AM): WHOA
STDzRus (12:48:09 AM): i'm kinda coming down
STDzRus (12:48:13 AM): but when i look at the computer i come back up
STDzRus (12:48:16 AM): it's fucking crazy
STDzRus (12:48:24 AM): just flapped my arms like a chicken
STDzRus (12:48:25 AM): why?
STDzRus (12:48:28 AM): why you say?
STDzRus (12:48:32 AM): to get rid of the fucking pins
STDzRus (12:48:37 AM): there are pins and needle fucking shit
STDzRus (12:48:44 AM): damn dude did you ffeel that
STDzRus (12:48:49 AM): i felt like you were here
STDzRus (12:48:52 AM): like i was talking to you
STDzRus (12:48:58 AM): i need to trip with somebody that was kinda fucking crazy
STDzRus (12:49:03 AM): did you get all that on tape
STDzRus (12:49:09 AM): the fucking world in the TV dude
STDzRus (12:49:12 AM): there it was
STDzRus (12:49:18 AM): i was in the TV but i wasn't moving, but th eTV me was moving
STDzRus (12:49:22 AM): and then agnother guy came
STDzRus (12:49:33 AM): and the lava lamp turned into a magic mountain
STDzRus (12:49:37 AM): it bubbled and i existed
STDzRus (12:49:42 AM): uck i'm still kinda tripping fuck
STDzRus (12:49:47 AM): i'm back
STDzRus (12:49:51 AM): i'm level i think
STDzRus (12:49:55 AM): don't take my work
STDzRus (12:49:59 AM): it's only been a minute
STDzRus (12:50:01 AM): fuck i don't know man
STDzRus (12:50:07 AM): i'm back
STDzRus (12:50:09 AM): i can be talked to
STDzRus (12:50:14 AM): but i don't think i'm all the way back
STDzRus (12:50:29 AM): fuck man i wonder what it'd be like tripping without having to type to you
STDzRus (12:50:56 AM): i need to audio it next time haha
STDzRus (12:51:02 AM): that way you can get the real experience
STDzRus (12:51:08 AM): the fucking experience it's crazy fuck man
STDzRus (12:51:13 AM): i was GONE i was fucking GONE
STDzRus (12:51:15 AM): but i was still here
STDzRus (12:51:18 AM): FUCK that was intense
STDzRus (12:51:22 AM): no crazy gravity this time either
STDzRus (12:51:27 AM): my fucking eyes though
STDzRus (12:51:33 AM): they didn't want to focus on anything
STDzRus (12:51:38 AM): they had to look around constantly
STDzRus (12:51:39 AM): are you there

lateralus Reviewed by lateralus on 11-06-2005. STDzRus' Salvia Trip Report. For educational purposes only! lateralus and STDzRus don't necessarily agree with the views expressed in this informational trip report! Don't try this at home! Trip no. 1 STDzRus (12:23:45 AM): this shit isn't burning wtf STDzRus (12:23:57 AM): idk it's not really working STDzRus (12:24:03 AM): i got a little mental high it's not really working STDzRus (12:24:06 AM): not burning right STDzRus (12:24:12 AM): fucking shit is all over the fucking place fucking shit STDzRus (12:24:26 Rating: 5

[STDzRus]

DEFINITIONS:

Very different trips. Didn't think I would be able to type, but magically it worked.

15x was the first trip. A little light headed, didn't get that good of a hit off the bong, so it didn't work that well, but my fingers became attached to the keyboard and I felt "floatiness". Fishooks and strings ran my fingers.

2nd Trip.

ONE HIT OF 20X.

Fucking incredible, not that amazing of a trip, I don't really want to do anymore until I have somebody around.

I was typing, the keyboard floated, and it was just my fingers, my mind, and the keyboard.

Then I turned, and saw something in the TV. IT wasn't me, it wasn't my reflection it was somebody else, then I saw my reflection. Then I saw my lava lamp, and it floated, it shot a bubble and then it seemed like a mountain. Couldn't concentrate, tunnel vision. Used my imagination. had a little control . Can still feel after effects.

[Caruso329]

Wow... I can't wait for my free sample!

[ShamanicHippy]

sweet dude. that sounds intense. I love salvia, I heard that it is under consideration to be "scheduled" by the US federal govt as a controlled. well I think that one senator wants it to be anyway : ( oh well I dont live in the US anymore so it is alright. still sad though

[STDzRus]

It's still unscheduled.

order it now before they schedule it

www.salviaworld.com

[Satan666]

Sounds great. You should get a tripsitter and smoke an entire 1\2 gram. thats cool.

[Sentinel]

stdrus you didnt answer my email...

[dark0ne]

i love trippen on salvia, i had some 6X and my freind and i rolled it into a blunt with weed. good goly miss moly! thats all i'm going to say :stoned:

[STDzRus]

LOOK PEOPLE.

If I didn't answer you fucking email oh well. I'm not a jackass. The people who are getting salvia got emails back. there's 6 people, the first 6 people to respond, they are getting samples. I'm just doing this becasue I was stoned, and I don't know why I'm doing it, out of the kindness of my heart I guess? So If I didn't answer your email it's because I'm not sending you salvia.

[nickx760]

im getting some,,,,yippie mo fo's

btw when are those samples gettin sent out, pimp?