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almigster
10-31-2005, 01:13 AM
I recently got in trouble with some pot but luckily I am a minor so probally nothing will come out of it but some community service and a couple of piss tests. The only problem was I was shitfaced this weekend and smoked a couple joints. I was wondering what the best way to get the pot out of my system was besides a flush. I had not smoked for like a week and a half before smoking a couple joints but before that smoked a couple times a day for about a year. Just looking for some advice to get this shit out of my system. Thanks :rasta:
Cunningstunts
10-31-2005, 01:53 AM
Substitution. Get a friend to provide you with a clean speciman or get the quick-fix synthetic if you have the time to order.
Gotta keep the temperature correct though
jakenthegentiles
10-31-2005, 07:36 PM
dude i willtell u for my friend was was in ur exact place he got caught with soem pot in school and got kickt out smoket and u know were he is right now rehab 90 fucking days and if i dont get some cleen piss im guna be right next to him
almigster
11-01-2005, 02:20 AM
Yea that sucks. I got busted for furnishing in school. It was stupid of me but live and learn. Anyway I am going to get off 100% if I pass a couple piss tests and do not get in trouble for the next couple months. Can anyone refer me to the best flush drink or whatever. I'm thinking about just wearing a jock and sticking a vile of clean piss in it and just pouring it into the cup but then the cup wouldnt be warm and what not. I could just run it under cold water and be like I pissed all over the side of the cup I guess. Haha any suggestions would really help. Thanks
buckeye blazer
11-01-2005, 02:34 AM
put bleach in ur piss
Cunningstunts
11-01-2005, 03:03 AM
just pouring it into the cup but then the cup wouldnt be warm and what not. . any suggestions would really help. Thanks

Here ya go.....go in the cup yourself and let the temp strip go up to its normal degree...It takes 10-20 seconds. Then dump it in the toilet and put your sub urine in the cup and take it right out and hand it to them...
Hows zat huh...?
No there wont be enough residue from what you dumped out to make a difference.
almigster
11-01-2005, 10:39 PM
I do not get it. Are you saying piss in the cup so that it will go up to a certain tempature then dump the piss out and fill the cup with water?
Cunningstunts
11-01-2005, 11:52 PM
No no...I thought you were going to substitute with a clean speciman from a friend or something. "A vial of clean piss" as you put it.
almigster
11-02-2005, 11:22 PM
O yea I get it now. That is a good call.
davve
11-22-2005, 03:22 PM
how about you fill a condom or two with someone elses piss, tie themoff, then stick them in a jock/pocket. next take one of those handwarmers u get at a ski shop and stick that in there to. Then it'll be plenty warm.

also chekc these out:
http://www.cleartest.com/products/syntheticurine.html
http://www.cleartest.com/products/bakenshake.html
http://www.cleartest.com/products/urineadditives.html

some of them can get a little pricey, but I know a guy who used the detox bag and it worked for him...

also you could just list on the sheet for over the counter meds: aspirin,motrin, and ibiprofen. they all have been known to get false positives.
Cunningstunts
11-22-2005, 04:52 PM
also you could just list on the sheet for over the counter meds: aspirin,motrin, and ibiprofen. they all have been known to get false positives.


....They won't be buying any of that. Don't anyone think that would save ya...
fikusroot
11-22-2005, 09:08 PM
how about you fill a condom or two with someone elses piss, tie themoff, then stick them in a jock/pocket. next take one of those handwarmers u get at a ski shop and stick that in there to. Then it'll be plenty warm.
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ive reccommended that b4 to a bunch of ppl and its worked everytime. what you do is have someone piss in a condom (not too much). then shave ur pubes and duct tape the condom next to ur dick. do a few trial runs with water to make sure u do it right. anyway, use a thumbtack or a sharpened fingernail something to split the tip, or just pre cut it and seal off the whole with a paper clip or something. the best part is it will look like you're going even if someone is watching you. your body heat sould keep it pleanty warm.
davve
11-23-2005, 05:54 AM
yah but iif he does it my way he dosent have to shave his dick

:thumbsup:
jailer3000
11-23-2005, 03:35 PM
take some niacin b12 drink lots of green tea, water and cranberry juice
mightymarijuanabuds
11-23-2005, 09:31 PM
overhydrating wont get you clean, nothing you can drink will, it WILL dilute your urine so that maybe your metabolite level will be below the detactable threshold

b vitamins dont do anything but keep your over diluted urine yellow in color, so the sample is not rejected on basis of color

read this --> http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=40792
jahjahjahjah
11-23-2005, 10:40 PM
ali its fine i get caught with weed all the time no pee tests dont worry, they only give u those when ur on probation, you will get diversion.all it is is counceling its called like safe city here.
MaraJawanna
11-27-2005, 08:25 AM
I recently got in trouble with some pot but luckily I am a minor so probally nothing will come out of it but some community service and a couple of piss tests. The only problem was I was shitfaced this weekend and smoked a couple joints. I was wondering what the best way to get the pot out of my system was besides a flush. I had not smoked for like a week and a half before smoking a couple joints but before that smoked a couple times a day for about a year. Just looking for some advice to get this shit out of my system. Thanks :rasta:
dude man same here bro . I'm in freaken rehab now b/c I had too go and they drug test me every day. My trick to beating a drug test is pee in the container about half way and add alittle warm watter. It clears my drug test up most of the time or actually keeps it real low.