Hooters

[onwardthroughthefog]

Question: If women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work?

Answer: At IHOP of course!

Onward!

[ermitonto]

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but hell if I know how you'd get them in there.

[Roadking]

Did you hear the one about the nun who chased the priest around the church until she caught him by the organ?