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ibreakthings
10-17-2005, 06:25 PM
I smoked some shit that I got "free" from a friend..(well he left the joints in the woods and forgot about them and so i went and got them for myself...wat a dumbass) and me and 2 pepple smoked it and Im pretty sure it was laced.
It tasted like it was carbonated or something and my whole mouth was tingly and numb and everything I ate tasted like soda.. especially gum..
and also i was seeing rainbows in the middle of my eyesight and when i closed my eyes the rainbows would swirl around and it was sweet.
is that what crack feels like? or do you think it was something else... its pretty fun the only bad part is it felt like my heart was gonna burst the next day....(is that bad?)
Mirno Sctlnd
10-17-2005, 06:37 PM
Heh..............
That about sums it up.
acidtrip
10-17-2005, 07:06 PM
Fairplay man, that was pretty lucky
ibreakthings
10-17-2005, 08:18 PM
what
Sounds like you smoked an ant..:(.Ants have carbohydrated electrons in them which cause your mouth to feel tingly and your eyesight to be slightly messed up (with the rainbows).An ant must have got into the joints.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
10-18-2005, 02:44 AM
ohhh...kay...You're one strange person, Void.
haha now everyones gunna smoke ants to get fucked up
ILoveYouMaryJane
10-18-2005, 02:44 AM
im so gonna start smoking ants now
Drugman Joe
10-18-2005, 02:46 AM
Heh, I would try smoking ants if I actually believed it worked. :p
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
10-18-2005, 03:19 AM
Remember Void's reputation for starting shit on the boards...
Mostasteless
10-18-2005, 05:32 PM
lykeomg!!11one I smoekd ants!!1 and it woerkd??! i seen da rainbos!!one
lateralus
10-18-2005, 05:45 PM
im so gonna start smoking ants nowI thought everybody did that. :eek: :confused:
Nochowderforyou
10-18-2005, 06:05 PM
So you stole from your friend? Didn't your momma teach you anything?
Seeing rainbows on crack too, that's funny! You think crackheads smoke that crap and see rainbows? Ha hahahah haha!!!
flamingskullballs
10-18-2005, 06:29 PM
yeah man, crapheads dont smoke that crack too se rainbows...
but have you ever wondered why little boys always burn ants with magnifying glasses??? and the sun and all that...its cuz the SMOKE from the ants fucks em up...thats the problem with society now days...what do you think the bush administration used to do when they were little??? burn ants ,man!!!! THE ANTS!!!
ants is wack if your a teen
lateralus
10-18-2005, 06:48 PM
Yeah stay in school and say no to ants.
flamingskullballs
10-18-2005, 06:52 PM
notice how this lageralus gets a nice gleam in his glassy eyes when ants are mentioned...he smoked too many ants in his time kids...dont follow in his footsteps...dont buy and sell antfarms on the black market...all itll do is ruin your life...
persoanlly, i like the red ants....they add a punch...the army ants are more quantity, and a nicer smoke...but fire ants, while smaller and harder to find, add a fucking slam to your head...
lateralus
10-18-2005, 07:02 PM
Is an anthead that easy to spot? You are correct; I started, as many do, with the magnifying glass, but as time wore on, I moved onto lacing my weed with them. The rainbows are intense when these critters are inhaled in this manner, but do not let it fool you. Indeed the army ants, with their black bodies, are a better smoke.. and I have had the privilege many a time to taste some truly superior queen ants: a treasure in my part of the world.
And that is 94 times someone has incorrectly spelled my name.
ibreakthings
10-18-2005, 07:08 PM
I hear that if you do ants then their dna will go into your spine and make ants grow inside of you. And they can do a spine tap and tell if you did them... you guys are gonna get caught
i suggest flushing your hole farm down the toilet before they find you
ShamanicHippy
10-18-2005, 08:09 PM
Sounds like you smoked an ant..:(.Ants have carbohydrated electrons in them which cause your mouth to feel tingly and your eyesight to be slightly messed up (with the rainbows).An ant must have got into the joints.
hahhaha i am dying laughing. you must have hella bad munchies if ur gonna eat an ant and report its psychadelic effects to us. also there is no such thing as "carbohydrated electrons" a carbohydrate molecule is millions of times the size of an electron. either you have been listening to too many stoners or you are just talking out of your ass. I beleive that ants might taste tingly (and even that ibreakthings smoked an ant) but read a chemistry book or sumthing and you will see that a carbohydrated electron is just a fucking impossibility.
420purplehaze420
10-18-2005, 08:55 PM
hahhaha i am dying laughing. you must have hella bad munchies if ur gonna eat an ant and report its psychadelic effects to us. also there is no such thing as "carbohydrated electrons" a carbohydrate molecule is millions of times the size of an electron. either you have been listening to too many stoners or you are just talking out of your ass. I beleive that ants might taste tingly (and even that ibreakthings smoked an ant) but read a chemistry book or sumthing and you will see that a carbohydrated electron is just a fucking impossibility.
no no he didnt eat the ant he smoked it
ibreakthings
10-18-2005, 08:59 PM
yeah everyone knows you gotta cook the ant before you eat it..that makes the electrons bigger so u can fit the cabohydrates into it it in order to work
lateralus
10-18-2005, 09:06 PM
yeah everyone knows you gotta cook the ant before you eat it..that makes the electrons bigger so u can fit the cabohydrates into it it in order to workDuh
Shobs
10-18-2005, 09:07 PM
Shit guys I thought you were serious I went out and found a bunch of ants today and just filled up a blunt wrap with ants and smoked it.. god damn it!!!!!!!!
ShamanicHippy
10-18-2005, 09:12 PM
oh yeah my bad. i dont know, somehow i inferred that void had eaten ants or something i have no clue. but seriously void what would drive you to smoke an ant?
"hey man i found an ant"
"SHIT lets smoke it"
wtf
oh yeah i forgot you can fit those carbs in there if you cook the electrons. thanks ibreakthings.
ibreakthings
10-18-2005, 09:17 PM
you know something thats actually worth doing......get a buncha slugs and try to feed them salt i bet theyll like it
Or maybe I was kidding to get a reaction out of people?
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
10-18-2005, 09:54 PM
LOL I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! HAHAHA
Oh yeah, I knew someone would read this shit and smoke a shitload of ants too. People are just too predictable...
YEah to be honest and not be a dickhead to you for once in your life...you really did call that one out.
Shobs
10-19-2005, 04:06 AM
Penguin.. it was a joke.. I didn't actually smoke an ant blunt
Bazooka Tooth
10-19-2005, 04:17 AM
carbohydrated electrons
:D :D ROFL WAFFLES :D :D
That reminds me of something that made me go WTFZ? :confused:
In a Cheech and Chong movie, either Nice Dreams or Next Movie, Tommy rolled up a joint and reached into a jar labelled "Roaches" and pulls out an actual roach. The roach tries to get away, Tommy plays with it, smashes it, and inserts it into his joint. Wtf?
flamingskullballs
10-19-2005, 04:53 AM
dont smoke them slugs man...they dont burn well...and you gota cure them first, which takes months when your a slug and move slowly...
lateralubitionis...or howerev you spell it...im sorry...but i think you need help man...its ok to smoke an ant once or twice, but when you go out into the country to find thriving ant mounds...and deplete their population to less then a dozen in a few days...you just need some help...
ive never smoked a queen...extremely rare...i did happen to drink ant-laces apple juice though...after it hit it really fucked me up...
you got the ants wet you stupid piece of shit!!! dont breath into the bong!!!
we should all try smoking dried pinapples...well consider the little plastic containers you get in school to be a dub...
or the skin you get from pudding that was uncovered!!!
ADaisyChain
10-19-2005, 07:00 AM
omg cant beleve u guyz smoke ants yu young pplz wil do nething 2 get high u know. wutz nekst gonna drink dra-no?
Shai Hulud
10-19-2005, 03:40 PM
Yeah, ants will really fuck you up. What with super-big electrons getting cooked up and all. I hear if you mix fire ants with regular ants there's a particle-antiparticle annihilation in the middle of your brain. It's awesome.
lateralus
10-19-2005, 06:18 PM
ive never smoked a queen...extremely rare...i did happen to drink ant-laces apple juice though...after it hit it really fucked me up... :eek::cool:
ibreakthings
10-19-2005, 06:53 PM
This is getting old... its not funny anymore some one make it funny again
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