SEMEN ON MY TOILET SEAT!!!!

[vermillion]

ohhh man, i was goin into my bathroom, looking forward to a nice dump, and sat down, and there was semen on the toilet seat! completely ruined my shit...awwwww

[yocass]

man, I hate it when that happens.

[Warlock]

Whos' spunk was it? Was it yours you dirty little mare?

[vermillion]

naw i think it was my younger brothers, wouldnt care if it was my own brand

[NightProwler]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... naaaasty

[skunk456]

hahahha ROTFLMAO i about pissed myself on that one

[beachguy in thongs]

I think if I sat on someone else's cum that it would ruin more than my shit!

[tokosan]

my lollercopter is taking off

[slipknotpsycho]

i'd slap my brother..........hard

[mellow mood]

wow

thats gross

if it would be your mother that would have sat there she could have been pregant.... by your brother! hahahahahaha

[CannabisGeorge]

yeah i dont think the semen would have just craweld up her vagina

[mellow mood]

it was a joke einstein

[Cheery Cherry]

That's just nasty.

[lizka4200]

wow thats sick shouldnt he do that in his own room or something..why on th toilet that your paretns use

[MaDd]

lol
ewwwwwww

[jacquelyne]

I never experienced that lol.Wouldnt a guy check to make sure he didnt leave evidence and make sure everying is wiped so nobody knew they just had a toss.

[slipknotpsycho]

aparently you don't understand a man's mindframe after getting off....if we would think to think of that dont you think we'd check to see if the lotion is left out of place, or the porn is put up or the tape is outta the vcr???

[sharpezor]

LOL

i guess whiping ur brothers cum off your ass wasnt the highest point in your life?

[beachguy in thongs]

LOL

i guess whiping ur brothers cum off your ass wasnt the highest point in your life?

LOL- all the way to the train station.

[dizzy spells]

tell him to get a wank sock,every house got odd socks.just use for a month or so ,then throw away & get another 1,maybe 1 of your dads ,lmfao

[dingobaby]

Did it go up your ass? You might get pregnant

[Not Enough Herb]

^ lmao

o jesus thats too funny

ur nothing but a cum rag lol

later

[Melton420]

hahaha man nothing seems to amaze me on this site anymore

[lizka4200]

^^^..so right some of the qeustions...you just click the little x and try to move on and pretned u never saw that