I have a "friend"

[Warlock]

Basically, he has stolen weed from me & attempted to steal from me.
One time, I got a block of it & he asked if he gave me £5 could i give him some, I gave him the bag (because I was skinning up) & he took it & made it look like he was hiding the bit he took, i got a glimps of it & it looked pretty big, thats when he wrapped it in paper & put it in his pocket. 10 mins later after it played on my mind I said to him "Hey, let me see the bit you just took" & he said "erm, sure", then he put his hand in the pocket & pretended he was searching for it, when really he was crushing it between his fingers to make it look like there wasn't much, I knew what he was doing, I have a HUGE 6th sense when it comes to these things & I've NEVER been wrong. Anyway he gave me the crushed bit & i took most of it, because it really was a lot & not worth £5.
Other times I had a big bud infront of me, it was broken into 3 bits & the window was open, while i was rolling 2 bits of the bud went behind the computer desk, my "friend" was the 1st one to get behind the desk & check it out, he pulled out 1 lump & then put the computer desk back against the wall & said that was all he got, the rest must have just broken up in the dust. After rolling I checked it & the big lump was right there, behind the desk. He was going to keep it there until I went to another room & then he was going to take it.
He steals money off his girlfriend & everything, & he lies about everything too.

I have a plan to rip the corner off the edge of a £5 note & leave it around him, set the web cam recording, leave the room & when I come back down if they money has gone I'll tell him to empty his pockets or ill beat his face in, then when I find it ill put the corner back on the note & it will match perfectly, & if he wants any more proof that he stole it ill show him the cam footage.
Then, I will proceed to smash his skull againt my knee until he bleeds to death.

Has anyone else got any ideas on how to catch this little piece of thieving scum?

[dontsmoketheroach]

dude, just stop smoking with him. I have an idea, leave the webcam on and leave the room, leaving your stash bag and cash in the room, and then look at the webcam or just like see if the stuff has moved out of place at all

[Warlock]

I have a networked computer upstairs, i could just go to the other comp & watch him.
I am going to stop smoking with him, but I need to seek my revenge 1st. No one screws me & get away with it.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

He thinks he can get away with anything now, on account of you letting him get away with the crushed hash, and not saying anything when he left the bud there.. you're both to blame.
Yes you should do that £5 thing with the webcam, and then just smash his face in with a house brick

[Warlock]

He steals from my friends as well, we're gonna get together then fuck him up.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Cool, but still, you shouldn't have let him get away with what he did when you realised he was robbing you blind

[Warlock]

I know I shouldn't have let him away with it then, but I did, & he'll still learn his lesson.

[dontsmoketheroach]

well whatever dude, id rather catch someone doing something bad then prevent them from doin it, you know what i mean?

[Warlock]

Yeah I get you, although i'm a big fucker i didnt have the confidence at the time to beat him down. I was just shocked that he did it.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeh, go for it, do him in reeal bad, and make sure you get it on webcam when you do and post it here:D or post a link to a website you put it on (think American Pie) lol

[Warlock]

lol, I'd love to do that, but it wont be possible. I could however have someone recording a video on their phone then I can post it on here.
I'll give it a go :D

[dontsmoketheroach]

awesome, guess what your birthday is like the day after mine and we both live near leeds lol sorry just thought that was cool lmao

[Warlock]

Cool, where from around Leeds? I live in Yeadon.

[MeatRulz]

if u got a sixth sense that is "NEVER" wrong then you should know what to do.

[dontsmoketheroach]

i actually live in pontefract, ive not heard of yeaden untill now lol, you ever been to pontefract?

[Warlock]

Nah I've never been. I only really travel in this country for gigs & clubs.

[dontsmoketheroach]

lol, you probably wouldnt want to come its boring as shit. Well actually theres become more things to do around here lol, but basically all we do around here is go to the pub and get stoned, lol, but i cant even get served in bars caus im like only 14 lol

[dontsmoketheroach]

and ive just realised i say lol waaaaay too much

[Euphoric]

my suggestion is to crack his spinal column into a few peices.

[acidtrip]

I had a 'friend' just like that buddy, he eventually went on to steal around £800 from another friend of ours, something fishy was going on there though as the two of 'em are still smoking together.

At the end of the day, just beat his face in and stop hanging around with him. People like that suck, and should all be shot in the head without a second thought.

[mellow mood]

wtf u have no friends or what? stop to hang with this fucker wtf

and tell him to fuck off. why the hell do u let him abuse of you?

[Funkamander]

I just gotta say, you don't need some hard evidence like that. It's not like your going to court. As soon as you're sure he's doing it (which you already are) just be like, "I know what you're doing, we all do. Fuck off."

[tokosan]

Then, I will proceed to smash his skull againt my knee until he bleeds to death.




i like that. joo have spirit.


ways to catch him? put highlighter ink (just a little bit) onto the weed, and then say "lets match"

thats when you whoop out the blacklight, revealing all of your weed with the ink on it in little glowing specks.

THEN pound his head on your knee.

[Nochowderforyou]

Then, I will proceed to smash his skull againt my knee until he bleeds to death.

Has anyone else got any ideas on how to catch this little piece of thieving scum?

That is a little bit steep for a few pieces of pot. The human skull is only 1/4inch thick, a knee will easily break it open, which would be silly for so little herb.

I would try and catch him in the act. If he does it again, and breaks it with his fingers in his pocket, grab his hand out of there and confront him. Or ya, set up a webcam and tape him doing it, then beat his ass silly after he watches it. Not too hard, some blood though. The bridge of the nose is very sensitive. Hit him square in between the eyes on the nose, his eyes will water and hopefull both of his eyes will blacken too. I've done it, and had it done to me, it works. the nose...the nose...the nose...

You have to catch him though. Beating someone for shit they did in the past is dumb and so pussy like. Catch him, right on the spot, then WHAM! Beat him like the red headed stepchild.

[ScarlettCrush]

there is a lot of testosterone flying around in here....

Don't let him think he is getting away with anything, tell him every time when you think he is doing something wrong. The first incident was fine where you asked to see the bit again, but you should have told him "looks like you got a little more than you bargained for, you might thank me for it instead of trying to be creepy" second time with the bud incident..."I found that bud dude, right next to the first one you found"
If you say nothing he thinks he is getting over on you, smarter than you and he will try it again because he did it once and no one said anything.

If you must nab this dude and rub his nose in it...arrainge an intervention cleverly disguised as a smoke session. Make sure everyone has their say on dude..."I liked you but you are turning into a theif, here is why we all think this"..."if you wish to remain our friend then you must stop acting like an ass, apologize and start acting cool, if you don't want to hang out anymore then just walk out the door and never come back."
Give him time to think about it if you are feeling merciful, if you aren't then put him on the spot or dont give him the option to remain friends.
Ass kicking only gets everyone in trouble and gives him a reason to be mad and blame ya'll for what happened. Make him recognize and take responsibility for his actions.

[Nochowderforyou]

Once a theif, always a theif.

Beating his ass will not only get the message accross, but it will probably stop him from doing it to anyone else again. His bones will heal, words will do nothing. These are obviously young people at hand here, and if you remeber being a teenager, you know that words mean nothing. Action speaks louder than words We're telling him to give him a little ass-kicking, who can't handle that?

[ScarlettCrush]

some people only understand ass kickings
some people don't look for any other solution than an ass kicking

Violence is indulging in our baser nature, succumbing to our inner caveman, surely we are more evolved than that now. Why would you let some random dickhead make you into a chest pounding, shit throwing monkey?

[420purplehaze420]

yeah man its been my experience that if you let them get away with something and you dont totally confront them about it and tell them the consequences of a repeat offence they will just keep doing it and doing it

[Warlock]

When someone pisses me off i only speak in violence, it's the only thing that teaches them.
I'm 20 by the way, & he's 21.
I know what I have to do, I'm not beating his ass because of a few bits of pot, I'm beating his ass because he thinks im stupid, he thinks i dont know whats going on, I'm beating him for underestimating me. he shall pay.

[tylerkane]

What spell are you gonna cast first?

[daZenfmeister]

Fuck him up! Dont let little shits like that get away with it. If he's taking stuff from you just beat his ass down, also invite him over tell him you've got a whole bunch of weed and if he wants to buy some he can then when he comes over and you catch him stealing beat the fuck outta him and then take all of his money and anything he has on him and kick his ass out.

[Maui Wowie]

Screw him, don't let him near your stuff... if you see him doing that shit, grab the nearest object and smash him in the head and kick his ass out.

[Nochowderforyou]

some people only understand ass kickings
some people don't look for any other solution than an ass kicking

Violence is indulging in our baser nature, succumbing to our inner caveman, surely we are more evolved than that now. Why would you let some random dickhead make you into a chest pounding, shit throwing monkey?

This is deserved violence though, don't you think. Violence that has no meaning behind it, yes I agree, is pointless. But this person will just move onto the next person to rip off if you tell them to bugger off. Action needs to be taken so he doesn't do this again. Do you teach someone a lesson by throwing words at them ,or taking some kind of action? IMO, action. If someone wanted to teach me a lesson, I'd expect an ass-kicking, words won't change my mind.

I respect your opinion. You're a very friendly person who doesn't condone violence, but I wish humans would treat each other fairly so violence wouldn't happen, but it's nature, it's the way us humans are, cavemen or not because I've seen a couple cavewomen as well ;)

[Warlock]

What spell are you gonna cast first?

I'm into the real world, I don't cast "spells"

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Put his hand in a vice and turn it a little bit every time he lies about what he did lol

[s8nlilhlpr]

Or, return the karma....when he pulls out a sack to match, just keep smoking out of his? I would consider physical violence as a last resort, because po-po could always get involved on an assault charge, and find you in possession. Or at least, use the military trick of a bag of oranges....hurts like hell and doesn't leave many marks. Solid uppercut to the solarplexus also does wonders for a lying sack of shit.

[shiva]

I just got through with a fight a few days ago with my uncle,who is 6ft.+ and over 200lbs. Was very stupid on my part.Make sure when you do what you gotta do that it's outside and somewhere where you know you got higher ground no matter what.And for god's sake don't get involved in manslaughter over a lil thief.Other than than go for it.Peace.

[daZenfmeister]

Yeah dont go too far, beat him but dont beat him to within an inch of his life.

[GHoSToKeR]

Goddam. For a bunch of stoners you guys sure are violent. It hurt just reading this fucking thread. Violence doesn't solve anything, and just makes you both look like tards. One's a tard for stealing, one's a tard for fighting. Tards, tards, tards. I'm surrounded by tards. :)

[GHoSToKeR]

PS, Scarlett is right. Maybe someone people do only understand violence because they don't have the brain capacity to understand anything else. But the people who use violence are just as stupid. Like I said; tards.

[Ousted]

Goddam. For a bunch of stoners you guys sure are violent. It hurt just reading this fucking thread. Violence doesn't solve anything, and just makes you both look like tards. One's a tard for stealing, one's a tard for fighting. Tards, tards, tards. I'm surrounded by tards. :)

*applause*

Most of the advice given in this thread is pretty, uh, foolish. Juvenile. Simple. I could go on. And on. And on.


Scarlettcrush gave advice that may actually make you come off like a hero in the end if you take it. Or at the very least someone with some dignity and class. You beat his ass then you are just as useless to a functioning civilized society as he is. Though, if violence is your mindset, and anger over his perception of you as "stupid" motivates that violence, its no wonder you guys hang. *shrug*

Deserved violence? Pfft. :rolleyes:

[buddymyfriend]

Buy sum bud lace it with pcp, crack, piss on it whateva. Wen the light fingered chump lights up, ;) he'll have a nice suprise!

Peace

[Doobie Snax]

If you beat him to within an inch of his life you'll get done for ABH and get years for it, because when the cops come you won't have a leg to stand on because he was stealing drugs from YOU. YOUR illegal drugs. What im trying to say is... beat him behind the knees (back of the legs if u know where i mean?) with a bat or something so he falls, then get a relatively thin, worn out pillow and punch him through that - no marks.
DS