I have a "friend"

[Warlock]

Basically, he has stolen weed from me & attempted to steal from me.
One time, I got a block of it & he asked if he gave me £5 could i give him some, I gave him the bag (because I was skinning up) & he took it & made it look like he was hiding the bit he took, i got a glimps of it & it looked pretty big, thats when he wrapped it in paper & put it in his pocket. 10 mins later after it played on my mind I said to him "Hey, let me see the bit you just took" & he said "erm, sure", then he put his hand in the pocket & pretended he was searching for it, when really he was crushing it between his fingers to make it look like there wasn't much, I knew what he was doing, I have a HUGE 6th sense when it comes to these things & I've NEVER been wrong. Anyway he gave me the crushed bit & i took most of it, because it really was a lot & not worth £5.
Other times I had a big bud infront of me, it was broken into 3 bits & the window was open, while i was rolling 2 bits of the bud went behind the computer desk, my "friend" was the 1st one to get behind the desk & check it out, he pulled out 1 lump & then put the computer desk back against the wall & said that was all he got, the rest must have just broken up in the dust. After rolling I checked it & the big lump was right there, behind the desk. He was going to keep it there until I went to another room & then he was going to take it.
He steals money off his girlfriend & everything, & he lies about everything too.

I have a plan to rip the corner off the edge of a £5 note & leave it around him, set the web cam recording, leave the room & when I come back down if they money has gone I'll tell him to empty his pockets or ill beat his face in, then when I find it ill put the corner back on the note & it will match perfectly, & if he wants any more proof that he stole it ill show him the cam footage.
Then, I will proceed to smash his skull againt my knee until he bleeds to death.

Has anyone else got any ideas on how to catch this little piece of thieving scum?

Warlock Reviewed by Warlock on 09-03-2005. I have a "friend" Basically, he has stolen weed from me & attempted to steal from me. One time, I got a block of it & he asked if he gave me £5 could i give him some, I gave him the bag (because I was skinning up) & he took it & made it look like he was hiding the bit he took, i got a glimps of it & it looked pretty big, thats when he wrapped it in paper & put it in his pocket. 10 mins later after it played on my mind I said to him "Hey, let me see the bit you just took" & he said "erm, sure", then he put his Rating: 5

[dontsmoketheroach]

dude, just stop smoking with him. I have an idea, leave the webcam on and leave the room, leaving your stash bag and cash in the room, and then look at the webcam or just like see if the stuff has moved out of place at all

[Warlock]

I have a networked computer upstairs, i could just go to the other comp & watch him.
I am going to stop smoking with him, but I need to seek my revenge 1st. No one screws me & get away with it.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

He thinks he can get away with anything now, on account of you letting him get away with the crushed hash, and not saying anything when he left the bud there.. you're both to blame.
Yes you should do that £5 thing with the webcam, and then just smash his face in with a house brick

[Warlock]

He steals from my friends as well, we're gonna get together then fuck him up.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Cool, but still, you shouldn't have let him get away with what he did when you realised he was robbing you blind

[Warlock]

I know I shouldn't have let him away with it then, but I did, & he'll still learn his lesson.

[dontsmoketheroach]

well whatever dude, id rather catch someone doing something bad then prevent them from doin it, you know what i mean?

[Warlock]

Yeah I get you, although i'm a big fucker i didnt have the confidence at the time to beat him down. I was just shocked that he did it.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeh, go for it, do him in reeal bad, and make sure you get it on webcam when you do and post it here or post a link to a website you put it on (think American Pie) lol