I REALLY want to lose my virginity

[Toking with Jesus]

I am determined to lose my virginity VERY SOON. I am 19 years old, and I am STILL a virgin. Everytime I see a girl in my supermarket or at the beach, in my imagination, I create rapid, furious, and swift fantasies to play out in my head. I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc. As opposed to how introverted I am towards such girls, extrovertly speaking, I never talk to them. I am in constant fear of socializing with them, for I fear embarassing myself! How stupid is that??!!! What do I have to possibly lose talking to a girl, never mind, the potential I have to GAIN!!!
I find that smoking Marijuana helps me gain some courage to socialize with girls, but makes me even MORE introverted than ever! Everytime I approach a girl, I never get farther than the introductory portion of the conversation. The convo with a girl goes like this on a fine beach day as I approach her tanning.
M=Me
G=Girl

M-Uhh, Hi what's up
G-(looks up to me) Oh...Hi?
M-soo, it's a beautiful day today aint it?
G-Umm, who are you?
M-(Face turns red with embarassment) uhh, *stutters* well my name is Dexter.
G-Whatever
and I walk away from her, only to crawl back into that little hole I came out of...my fantasy world.
Now hear this. Old men...Sugar daddies to be specific, can talk to the girls WITH NO PROBLEM AT ALL, and the girls get very interested in what they have to say because these sugar daddies have a LOT of experience in conversations and fucking. What pisses me off is that they're little flaccid, soft, and erectile dysfunction penis gets pussy. My rockhard, powerful, erected, thick veiny penis doesnt get any pussy. Tomorrow is supposed to be a BEAUTIFUL DAY, and I will toke up about 5 good hits of Hydro before going to the beach, and I swear..I WILL GET LAID TOMORROW NIGHT AT ALL COSTS. I swear...im so fucking tired of being a virgin...it's going to end one way or another peacefully. And im going to get that by SOCIALIZING MY WAY INTO HER PANTS! I will keepo you guys updated on this. DOes anybody else have hard times talking to girls by the way?

[F L E S H]

What pisses me off is that they're little flaccid, soft, and erectile dysfunction penis gets pussy. My rockhard, powerful, erected, thick veiny penis doesnt get any pussy.
That's a little too specific.

[nakedgunner]

i wish u good luck

[tylerkane]

I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc
you're a fucking pervert dude, gross...lol

When all else fails, use rohipinal

[GHoSToKeR]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha. Sorry.

[colton]

you're a fucking pervert dude, gross...lol

When all else fails, use rohipinal

Dont give him ideas!!! lol

Toking with jesus, women are human beings the same as men are theres nothing to be scared of!!

[jkg114]

sounds like those girls are big bitches, dont let it get to you. keep ur hopes up.

[MeatRulz]

You got it man. *thumbs up* :D

[TonyD]

Confidence, even if you don't have it fake it a stranger won't know. Make sure your full of yourself and your an amazing guy who could have any female he wanted. Girls pick up on this and become interested just be interesting even if your not don't say the things you want to but the things that sound best. Its simple, you'll work it out.

[GHoSToKeR]

If you have problems speaking to chicks then instead of trying to get laid straight away why not try getting a female friend or two? Hanging out with chicks will help you get used to speaking to them, being around them and being comfortable with them, plus you'll always have someone to go to for advice instead of us. lol

[MeatRulz]

*claps* smooth move toker

[Psycho4Bud]

Here ya go buddy....as seen on Howard Stern!

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

Either that or pretend your gay. Chicks love to try to convert gay dudes....just a thought.

[thcbongman]

Think if someone came up to you and was like "hi" "how the weather today?" I would be like uhhhhhh yea who are you?

I guess it's a little different when you haven't gotten laid yet, but think about it.

Be original, even if it's weird, it's at least attention grabbing.

[GHoSToKeR]

Good idea, bongman... Who's gonna be interested if someone walks up to them and says "how's the weather?"!?!?.. Like bongman said, be original. If you have to approach random girls in a vain attempt to engage in a quick burst of meaningless, anonymous sex then at least do it properly. :)

[XTC]

Or of all else fails.... Your local city corner or Yellow Pages Escort will do just fine.

[420purplehaze420]

woh woh buddy buddy buddy didnt highschool teach you anything??? or were you home schooled???

[Toking with Jesus]

Thank you all for the motivation, I got some new ideas to practice out tomorrow at the beach (NOT THE ROHIPONAL). I love what thecbongman said..be original. That is probably one of the best advices I've got. Let me ask you this..exactly what do you mean be original? I was thinking of approaching a couple of girls, and then just lay down next to em as if I allready knew em, and say "Don't you love the beauty of life?".
Now for GhosTtoker, I cant even get female friends, that's how bad my situation is! I WILL get some tomorrow however by being original!
And tonyD, when you say to say the things that sound the best, what exactly are you talking about? What kind of things should I be telling them that's the best, original, and interesting?
As for the rest of you guys, thank you for your motivation!
Phew..enough ass kissing ya'll allready..my lips are shit stained LOL

[LiquidMagik]

"Don't you love the beauty of life?" Umm no man. That's not going to get you laid. Getting laid is normally like falling in love. Put all your effort into it, and it's not going to happen. Start out by introducing yourself. Play the new guy card. Lie and tell them your new in town, and you wonder where the cool spots are. Don't ask questions where they can reply with one word answers. WALK with confidence. Ever see how a marine walks? Imitate it. Don't look down at the ground or away when talking to them, look in their eyes, but don't stare like a psycho. Act like your the best thing that's on the beach, and that they should be lucky that you decided to talk to them. If you want a girlfriend this is not the way to go, if you want to get laid, well, it's the successful players are that way because they're assholes. Do you exercise? Build some muscle, get a haircut, buy some expensive shades. Women don't want a scraggily skinny ass kid who dresses like a slob. You have to look and act the part, and think up some better things to talk about.

[thcbongman]

Thank you all for the motivation, I got some new ideas to practice out tomorrow at the beach (NOT THE ROHIPONAL). I love what thecbongman said..be original. That is probably one of the best advices I've got. Let me ask you this..exactly what do you mean be original? I was thinking of approaching a couple of girls, and then just lay down next to em as if I allready knew em, and say "Don't you love the beauty of life?".
Now for GhosTtoker, I cant even get female friends, that's how bad my situation is! I WILL get some tomorrow however by being original!
And tonyD, when you say to say the things that sound the best, what exactly are you talking about? What kind of things should I be telling them that's the best, original, and interesting?
As for the rest of you guys, thank you for your motivation!
Phew..enough ass kissing ya'll allready..my lips are shit stained LOL

Just go up to them and talk about anything. The key thing is make sure it's directed towards/ can be about her and it's interesting enough to invoke a thoughtful response.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol....

Dude, i've had female friends all my life. Don't ask me why, because I was never great at chatting to chicks I didn't know, but my friends were.. lol.. over the course of years I got to be friends with quite a few chicks, some were even my best friends, and i'm telling you, there's nobody better than a girl to give you advice about girls! But even now, after growing up with chicks around me I still find it hard to go up to random girls and start talking to them, so I don't. Better they don't think anything of you then think you're a dumbass, right? Now I just let them come to me (that sounds arrogant, I know, but I don't mean it that way). If i'm in a club or a bar or somewhere, occasionally i'll make conversation with chicks I don't know, but not often. You'll never see me walking across the room and chatting up some girl that's been looking at me all night. I've never used chat up lines or anything like that, so when it comes to how to chat up a girl i'm probably not the best guy to give you advice...

But, like I said, i've had loads of female friends in the past, and I find it really easy to get along with girls once I know them. The best advice I can give you is to be yourself (I know that sounds lame but it's true). Don't try and impress anyone, or appear funny or clever or confident if you aren't any of those. If you are then great, but if you're not then they'll see right through the facade. Don't be too cocky and don't approach chicks with sex on your mind, or make sexual jokes or references if it's not the right time, place or atmosphere. If you find it hard to think of stuff to talk about then just be interested in her, ask questions about her and let her do the talking.. she'll think you're actually interested in her, which (if she's even slightly interested) will make her more interested in you, and she does all the talking. :)

Body language is essential for both sexes, even if you don't realise it. Try making eye contact while chatting, and try and seem relaxed, even if you're not. ;) Doing things like folding your arms, fidgeting, always touching your face, putting your hands in front of your face, and looking around all the time will make you look nervous and withdrawn. Nobody is attracted to that.

Don't try and make really deep conversation straight away when you don't even know the chick, because more often than not you'll just seem wierd. Like I said, it's better to ask about her than talk about yourself.

[slipknotpsycho]

has no one noticed that this is the dude that says he loves to lick female ass and such, meaning he's either lying about that or this or possiblly both and just wants attention........

[Toking with Jesus]

Okay, gathering information for all of the intelligent players out there, in summarization the essence to getting into a girl's pants, and attaining that great nirvana and bliss that awaits you is to:
1. Approach the girl with confidence and ease. Walk like a Marine, and have a good positve, upbeat attitude
2.Ask questions about herself that would invoke an emotional response from her. It could range from anything from asking her about what school she goes to, to asking her about her dream vacation. The key here is to be interested in her. ANd no boring formal shit here..unique-ness is the key here.
3. Smile a lot, listen to her as if you care, laugh, and be friendly.
Will smoking a lot of Marijuana be wise to ease up distressed symptoms, and to appear more confidence than normally? I can do temporary personality changes on Marijuana, and I will impersonate Tom Cruise. My accent, facial expression, and body languages can change drastically according to the standards I set myself to act under the influence of Marijuana. Remember, Marijuana is not just about getting high, it is also about "training" your mind to manipulate, dominate, and control yourself and others around you. The key here is psychological manipulation via body languages and gestures.

[Toking with Jesus]

ANd slipknotPsycho, I have my fantasties, and feel free to post them on this board as I wish to. Is there something wrong with expressing my fantasties through this board?

[chitownzflyest]

look man......lemme tell you something.......odviously u have never talked to a girl seen tities or done anything......as for that fact...go to parties....try not to talk to the best lookin girl from the beggining....start slo....u gotta learn how to crawl b4 u walk.......then wen u get experienced do u find the girl of your dreams...but im tellin you the bigest mistake guys can make is goin for the finest girl if they havent talked to a girl or isnt experiencecd yet.....you have to show them you care but arent to intamate at the begining....but as things progress show them you want to step up the relationship game......show them you care.............n most deff do not show them all you whant to do is get in there pants.......beggest nono you can do is that...........but i hope this helps but it has showed me......ohh and one more thing.......try to show a little game when you try to talk to a girl...not to just be like ohh hi wuts your name wanna go out?........ya noe wut im sayin try to make it smooth........take everything step by step and you will be free of virginity.......you have heard from the caucasian sensation......ima miracle worker in the bedroom....lol

[GHoSToKeR]

As you approach a chick try not to think about everything from the point of view of sex. Don't try and act in a way that will increase your chances of getting laid. Just act like you saw she was alone and wanted to start up a conversation with her, no strings attached. But don't say that, because then she'll know that you were thinking about it. lol..

[chitownzflyest]

As you approach a chick try not to think about everything from the point of view of sex. Don't try and act in a way that will increase your chances of getting laid. Just act like you saw she was alone and wanted to start up a conversation with her, no strings attached. But don't say that, because then she'll know that you were thinking about it. lol..


good point made....make everything seem natural.....and mos deff keep the conversation fluid but not to fast.....and avoid long periods of quiet........remember fluid..........and make it seem like your interested with what she has to say.......thats a plus in a convorsation all the time

[Ganj]

I am determined to lose my virginity VERY SOON. I am 19 years old, and I am STILL a virgin. Everytime I see a girl in my supermarket or at the beach, in my imagination, I create rapid, furious, and swift fantasies to play out in my head. I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc. As opposed to how introverted I am towards such girls, extrovertly speaking, I never talk to them. I am in constant fear of socializing with them, for I fear embarassing myself! How stupid is that??!!! What do I have to possibly lose talking to a girl, never mind, the potential I have to GAIN!!!
I find that smoking Marijuana helps me gain some courage to socialize with girls, but makes me even MORE introverted than ever! Everytime I approach a girl, I never get farther than the introductory portion of the conversation. The convo with a girl goes like this on a fine beach day as I approach her tanning.
M=Me
G=Girl

M-Uhh, Hi what's up
G-(looks up to me) Oh...Hi?
M-soo, it's a beautiful day today aint it?
G-Umm, who are you?
M-(Face turns red with embarassment) uhh, *stutters* well my name is Dexter.
G-Whatever
and I walk away from her, only to crawl back into that little hole I came out of...my fantasy world.
Now hear this. Old men...Sugar daddies to be specific, can talk to the girls WITH NO PROBLEM AT ALL, and the girls get very interested in what they have to say because these sugar daddies have a LOT of experience in conversations and fucking. What pisses me off is that they're little flaccid, soft, and erectile dysfunction penis gets pussy. My rockhard, powerful, erected, thick veiny penis doesnt get any pussy. Tomorrow is supposed to be a BEAUTIFUL DAY, and I will toke up about 5 good hits of Hydro before going to the beach, and I swear..I WILL GET LAID TOMORROW NIGHT AT ALL COSTS. I swear...im so fucking tired of being a virgin...it's going to end one way or another peacefully. And im going to get that by SOCIALIZING MY WAY INTO HER PANTS! I will keepo you guys updated on this. DOes anybody else have hard times talking to girls by the way?


i'm eighteen and i'm still a virgin also.
you can't possibly want something you've never had.
i'm willing to wait, the right girl will come along sooner or later, when it happens i hope it will be the most wonderful occasion of my life.
don't be afraid of the woman species, they're human too.

[OR Freebird]

Buy a vette ....

But seriously, it will happen. But you can't sit there an wait, you got to lay your ass out there on the line and know that you're gonna be shot down 90% of the time ... but that other 10% ... just don't act like you never got it before and don't say nothing until after you already got it. Be cool, and always carry a condom, you'd hate to get lucky and have that not on hand

[Ganj]

you better believe i'm packing protection.

[Toking with Jesus]

I know protection is extremly crucial, but I want my first sex to be the most memorable, most exciting moment of my life. You never forgot that first time you had sex now did you? It was surely a blissful memory that will stay with you for the rest of your life. I really, really want my first sexual experience to be raw and sensually intenstifying to the last touch. I want to exchange my fluid with this girl. I dont want to remember my first sex as my dick slabed in a wad of artifical latex rubbing against her. Im willing to take the risk, because the thought of such a risk turns me on. I dont know if this sounds stupid or what, but hey, I am just being myself, expressing myself! You guys have seen my previous posts. Some may of been weird. Some may have been disgusting. But keep in mind that I am the kind of person who has nothing to hide. I reveal my character in full detail. I never knew I would get so much sound and coherent advice from you guys regarding girls! Thank you all, and I will let you know how my little beach stunt will turn out to be tomorrow :)

[ADaisyChain]

You certainly seem like an interesting person. May I recommend an interesting 1-shot 100% guaranteed pick up line? It might not get you laid from the first chick, but if you say it to enough chicks, you're bound to get the kind of response you're looking for:


"Ever notice how all these guys who land beautiful women, like yourself, are the same ones who waste their life away trying to shove their piggly wiggly little dick into anything they can find?"

"Uhh"

"Stop there, just hear me out. I'm offering you a once in a life time opportunity here. I happen to be a man unlike those other men. I know what I said initially was a bit shocking, but I just wanted you to know right away what I wasn't, just so we could get it out of the way."

"okay?"

"Listen, let me take you out to a Long John Silvers ((accentuate the words LONG JOHN - subliminally telling her you have a big dick)) I'll buy you a nice fish sandwhich and maybe we can head back to my place for a cup of coffee and a completely raw and unharnessed sexual experience of your UTMOST sexual DESIRE." ((this tells her subconcious that she's guaranteed to be pleased with the experience))

"Listen, that's just not the type of person I am. Sorry." -she starts to walk away-

"Wait! I'll lick your asshole!" ((this subliminally informs her that you're willing to lick her asshole))


Now, this is the golden moment right here. If she comes running back to you, embracing you with extreme passion and desire, you've found a winner.

This method takes practice, and only 1/3 beautiful women will respond positively to it, but trust me, it DOES work on that 1/3rd. And if you don't find one from the first three you try, keep trying man. You'll get it down eventually, and you'll be able to form your suggestions to better fit each individual girl, raising your success rate drastically.

[ADaisyChain]

Okay, I thought about it, and I decided to write a serious suggestion. It's kind of sleazy seeming, but it works. It doesn't even have to be hypnotic if you would feel to sleazy being manipulative with your language. It can just be an interesting conversation starter.

Have you ever looked into hypnosis or Neuro-Linguistic-Programming? Now, getting laid may not be the main purpose of them, but they teach you to use language in a way that literally programs their brain via language. ((literal translation of N.L.P.))

There's a thing called speed seduction which takes in alot of the basic principles of N.L.P. and clinical hypnosis, and sort of "warps" them to help you get laid. Look into speed seduction, you can find stuff on it on alot of file sharing programs.

Here's an example:
"I'm doing a project for my psychological sexuality class in college where I have to ask 3 people I'm physically attracted to, to do a little introspection and I jot down what they said. Most people are just making shit up, but I think this is really interesting. I was just wondering if you'd be willing to help me out real quick, it shouldn't take more then 5 minutes."
Almost any chick with spare time will say yes, this is very non-threatening, yet still sexual on principle. Take out a notebook and prepare to jot down what they say.
"Yeah, okay, what do you need?"
"Well, I'm looking for the exact basic cognitive responses of someone initially feeling attraction to someone. I'll read you what I wrote down just for an example."
-read this from your notebook- ((Grammar isn't important in hypnotic induction. Repetition via different words also helps. e.g. strong, intense. Your words aren't near as important as your vocals. People gather so much more information from pitch, tone, body languange, etc., then they do from the actual words))
"Alright, I know this is cheesy, but I'm kind of a cheesy guy... -laughs- Anyway, here's what I wrote: Attraction is the very starting point of strong, intense, infatuation. When your mind can just relax into a pure sensation of total openess, of complete focus and attention. And you can just feel that person's words, and become more and more wholly into open suggestion. When I can look at a person, and I notice every outline of their face, the shaping of their nose, the positioning of their cheek bones. And their totality becomes one with how I feel. I suppose that's how I know when I'm truly attracted to someone."
((Since at the beginning of the conversation you essentially told the girl you were physically attracted to her "approach people we're physically attracted to" and you're approaching her, she assumes you felt all those things about her, while simotaneously allowing herself to feel them about you hopefully because of the intensity of your words and the power in your voice.))
"wow..."
"-laughs- Yeah, you don't exactly have to go as in depth as I did. But, if you could just tell me your exact mental processes you have when you're feeling attracted to someone so I could jot 'em down for my class, that'd be great."
-still in awe over what you read- "yeah.. wow, umm." -she stumbly gives an answer nowhere near as good as yours, since your was prepared long before and she's making hers up on the spot-
"Wow. That's a really unique experience of attraction I think. You seem like a really interesting person."
"Thanks."
"Well, that's all I needed, thanks for your help." -smile and start to walk away-
"Uhh... sure, no problem."
-turn around and abruptly say "Hey! You think I could get an email and your name to put next to your entry?"
"Sure!"
"Great. Bye." Walk away without a second glance.

In a few days ((not immediately, let her think about you and hope you email her)) write her an email and say "Hey there. I'm the random guy who approached you and told you to recreate attraction on the spot. -laughs- I was just re-reading what you said and it really got me thinking. I was wondering if you'd be interested in going out for a cup of coffee or something? Write me back. That's an order. lol
-Dexter"


I used some key parts of NLP and speed seduction in this approach, and I did make it up myself, so if you get laid, give me some fucking props. lol This gets rid of the hardest part of getting laid, how to initially meet the chick. AND it subliminally attempts to make her attracted to you without her even realizing it. ;) Yes, I've used it. Once, like a week ago. And the girl I did it on I now have a regular correspondance with via email. Don't email every day either, you gotta give em time to wait.

Some names I'd recommend looking into if you're really wanting to get laid more then once by different women:
David Deangelo ((Double your Dating))
Ross Jeffries ((Speed Seduction))
Richard Bandler ((Creator of NLP)) Book: Frogs into Princes
Yapko ((Cutting edge clinical hypnotherapist/author)) Book: Essentials of Hypnosis or if you're really looking to get into hypnosis, Trancework.

Deangelo says it all the time and it holds true: Alot of the stuff that seems like it wouldn't work, does. And alot of women would deny that it would work on them, but it does.

PS - If you try this on a girl who knows anything about hypnosis or NLP, expect her to laugh in your face and walk away. Luckily, most don't know a thing about it.

[NightProwler]

you should become friends with the girl for a while first. but don't make friends with her if you just want to screw her, thats just mean. I'm 14 and i might be gettin laid soon, i donno. i like this girl and weve been friends for a while now and she likes me too i hear, so yea. makes friends.

[Funkamander]

You can't possibly want something you've never had.

WHAT!?! Uh, I've never had four pounds of weed, but I'm pretty sure I want it.

[beachguy in thongs]

LOL

[slipknotpsycho]

It was surely a blissful memory that will stay with you for the rest of your life.
actually.......no it wasn't the chic wanted to try and ride me and broke my dick, to this day i can bend it in half even when hard :mad:

[ADaisyChain]

actually.......no it wasn't the chic wanted to try and ride me and broke my dick, to this day i can bend it in half even when hard :mad:

holy shit is that possible? Can you really break your dick like that?

[slipknotpsycho]

well, i couldn't bend it before hand that's for damn sure, if i was a cafe member i'd post pics to prove it, but yes it's possible. when she got all hard into it, i felt a "pop" and excruciating pain, a year later when drunk and bored i decided to see how far i could bend my dick, i got it at about a 90 degree angle _| kinda like that.

[Toking with Jesus]

To catch up on my progress go to new thread
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=29772

[weirdo79]

Please dont get hung up on the idea that your first time is going to be magical , memorable etc etc. It might suck , it might not. Just remember ONE thing communication. It sounds cliche but seriously without it , you'de probably have one damn unsatisfied partner (once your having sex of course).

Also make sure she's very very well lubed, it hurts and not just her ;).

[Psycho4Bud]

Wanna get laid...buy a Harley. Bitch magnet!! :D :D :D

[acidtrip]

actually.......no it wasn't the chic wanted to try and ride me and broke my dick, to this day i can bend it in half even when hard :mad:

That is the funnyist thing I have read in a long time. Thanks.

[Takahashi]

hahahaha in response to the whole "the first time creates a magical aura of pleasure and the world becomes a nirvana of sexuality" and the "the chic tried to ride me and broke my dick" (lololol sorry dude), my first time was actually kind of what i expected casual sex to be, so when it was over it was not disappointing yet not really satisfying either. Iv had casual sex from time to time recently (im 17), but i havnt had sex with someone i really liked (a.k.a. a girlfriend), so i think mmaaayybe it might be magical then. oh and this had nothing to do with breaking dicks, i just thought that was funny.

[Edgar]

You certainly seem like an interesting person. May I recommend an interesting 1-shot 100% guaranteed pick up line? It might not get you laid from the first chick, but if you say it to enough chicks, you're bound to get the kind of response you're looking for:


"Ever notice how all these guys who land beautiful women, like yourself, are the same ones who waste their life away trying to shove their piggly wiggly little dick into anything they can find?"

"Uhh"

"Stop there, just hear me out. I'm offering you a once in a life time opportunity here. I happen to be a man unlike those other men. I know what I said initially was a bit shocking, but I just wanted you to know right away what I wasn't, just so we could get it out of the way."

"okay?"

"Listen, let me take you out to a Long John Silvers ((accentuate the words LONG JOHN - subliminally telling her you have a big dick)) I'll buy you a nice fish sandwhich and maybe we can head back to my place for a cup of coffee and a completely raw and unharnessed sexual experience of your UTMOST sexual DESIRE." ((this tells her subconcious that she's guaranteed to be pleased with the experience))

"Listen, that's just not the type of person I am. Sorry." -she starts to walk away-

"Wait! I'll lick your asshole!" ((this subliminally informs her that you're willing to lick her asshole))


Now, this is the golden moment right here. If she comes running back to you, embracing you with extreme passion and desire, you've found a winner.

This method takes practice, and only 1/3 beautiful women will respond positively to it, but trust me, it DOES work on that 1/3rd. And if you don't find one from the first three you try, keep trying man. You'll get it down eventually, and you'll be able to form your suggestions to better fit each individual girl, raising your success rate drastically.


LOL!

[firsttimefarmer]

[QUOTE=Toking with Jesus]I am determined to lose my virginity VERY SOON. I am 19 years old, and I am STILL a virgin. Everytime I see a girl in my supermarket or at the beach, in my imagination, I create rapid, furious, and swift fantasies to play out in my head. I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc. As opposed to how introverted I am towards such girls, extrovertly speaking, I never talk to them. I am in constant fear of socializing with them, for I fear embarassing myself! How stupid is that??!!! What do I have to possibly lose talking to a girl, never mind, the potential I have to GAIN!!!
I find that smoking Marijuana helps me gain some courage to socialize with girls, but makes me even MORE introverted than ever!

TRY Snorting some cocaine man That will boost ur confidence, And start the convo like this
"hi my names dexter whats urs?"
That way she knows ur name and will respond to ur confidence,\
and if you can jerk off before you go out to calm you down,

[firsttimefarmer]

Okay, gathering information for all of the intelligent players out there, in summarization the essence to getting into a girl's pants, and attaining that great nirvana and bliss that awaits you is to:
1. Approach the girl with confidence and ease. Walk like a Marine, and have a good positve, upbeat attitude
2.Ask questions about herself that would invoke an emotional response from her. It could range from anything from asking her about what school she goes to, to asking her about her dream vacation. The key here is to be interested in her. ANd no boring formal shit here..unique-ness is the key here.
3. Smile a lot, listen to her as if you care, laugh, and be friendly.
Will smoking a lot of Marijuana be wise to ease up distressed symptoms, and to appear more confidence than normally? I can do temporary personality changes on Marijuana, and I will impersonate Tom Cruise. My accent, facial expression, and body languages can change drastically according to the standards I set myself to act under the influence of Marijuana. Remember, Marijuana is not just about getting high, it is also about "training" your mind to manipulate, dominate, and control yourself and others around you. The key here is psychological manipulation via body languages and gestures.
Dont walk like a marine the girl willthink u have ROIDS

[SickIsMe]

Women don't want a scraggily skinny ass kid who dresses like a slob.


I do. I actually quite like that.

[MullManiac]

I wish i was a virgin, seriously i recon it's realy cool, like misterious and all that, too bad i didnt have the will power in the past

[WeedWorm]

the reason this kid hasnt gotten laid is simple : he thinks WAYYY to fucking much

[lizka4200]

haha deffaintly he sucks... he nver posted back i guess he didnt get laid

[Breukelen advocaat]

I thought the same way when I was a teenager.

What you young guys have to understand is that GOING ON A DATE is your best chance of getting close to a girl. Action speaks louder than words - you can practice your routines and speeches till you are blue in the face, but it's far better to show some class and take them out somewhere first, like dinner and a movie. If you do not, then don't expect much to happen. Being cheap is NOT a turn-on to women, and never will be. Spend a few bucks and bring them some goddamn flowers, also. This makes them think you're "charming". Tell them how nice they look, even if it's a lie.

One more thing: just because you blew a few bucks on Saturday night with a girl does not mean that she is obligated to sleep with you.

There ARE guys a few guys that can easily score with almost any girl, but they are usually morons anyway. Yeah, right, I'm "jealous", lol.

[seedbare]

about 10% of guy's get about 90% of pussy [single&casually] if your fugly forget it find a hooker, if no chick ever comes up all stary eyed just to talk then thats your answer, attractive people are treated much better and this translates into confidence. only way to overcome these natural barriers is to get them drunk,stoned. sex is a woman's game, guy's just get what there given.

[CaptainDankNuggets]

Yeah all these guys pretty said the advide that i would have gave you, but if you wanna get laid fast go to the clubs youll get laid for sure trust

[rollinKansas]

i think this is the funniest thing ive ever read! my god u sound kinda pathetic but u need osme confidence, if those bitches dont want u just move ont o the next. for thel ove of god son its just a place to stick ur dong, dont think so much! JUST BE cool~o ya and dont try to be to deep with a lady cuz they like fun and exciting not deep, unless u find a hot stoner girl then ur set!