......u might be a stoner

[vermillion]

ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner".

for example,

if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner

[Takahashi]

if you've ever tried to be like neil armstrong and buzz aldrin and fly to the moon with your bestfriend and ended up acting out half the movie of star wars episode I, your a stoner.

OR

if you try to imagine anything you do as how it would be high, youre a stoner.

[Lightitup44]

uhh, im to stoned to do that... wait whats this...off the top of the dome...

u might be stoner if you've ever ran out of papers then demand you need a dictionary.

-peace

[Lightitup44]

...when people say "Hi" to you and you stare at them and go "You too."

-peace

[Sgt. Pepper]

If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

[Not Enough Herb]

you might be a stoner if you smoke weed?

na probly not

later

[Phresher than it Got]

if youve ever spent a half hour with your friend deciding hte best way to get the cocoa puffs, milk, and bowl into the basement without "fuckin all that shit over soooo bad", youre a stoner

[dschill]

omg so many to choose from...

if youve every had a our long conversation on where to best place the beaners in your sack you might be a stoner...

annddd

you might be a stoner if youve ever walked into mcdonalds pointed to the dollar menu and said "Gimme all of that" then eat only half of it and leave the rest to mold away in the fridge

[Jake0steve]

If you have ever had a house to your self for a weekend and ended up out of food so you have to eat green olives with mustard and miracle whip because it sounds like an "ingenious" idea, you might be a stoner..

By the way..that is actually pretty good when your stoned...

[Goodman3eb]

If you've ever smoked, wanted pancakes, realized you were out of flour, biked to the store to buy flour, got home, cooked a huge batch of pancakes and ate them all while watching King of the Hill reruns on your TiVo... at 11:00 AM--

You might be a stoner!

[Oli]

You may be a stoner when you look at a vase and see a bong or look at an apple and see a pipe.

[RedRainDrop]

If u've floated around your own bedroom floating in pink bubbles,and popping them with your telekenisis. You might be a stoner...mabye.

[Fattie]

If you've ever eaten a bowl of cheerios, and the next minute say, "what the fuck happened to all my cheerios."

[kid rediculous]

you might be a stoner if you go through a drive-thru and order $20 of food, realize you forgot to order drinks, go back thru and order another $20 of food... and forget to order drinks.

[Jake0steve]

Bob dylan is great, kid rediculous, i love Rainy Day Women, lol.

If you start using terms used for weed in everyday like (example, at the bottom of the cerial the powder, you refer to it as "the shake at the bottom of the bag", or when you need to get out and your friend has a cigarette and you tell them to roach it) you might be a stoner.

[kid rediculous]

^^^i love bob dylan hurricane and the times they are a-changin' are great songs too

[Fengzi]

You're driving down the road and come upon a skunk that got hit by a car and think it smells wonderful.

[Fattie]

your avatar scares me.

[Hempamasta]

If you take a look at any water bottle, vase, cup, jar, bottle, or anything else and think, "How could I smoke out of that", you might be a stoner.

[a. beezy]

if umm.... uhhh.... what was the question?

[dirty raider]

If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

That's so true, happens to me all the time.

If you ever thoguht that getting stoned to death sounds like quite a nice way to go then your probably a stoner.

[newgroweroldsmoker]

If your bud finishes, you have no smoke left and you start looking on the garbage for any unfinished joints then you are a stoner....

[Fattie]

If you have less than a dollar at the beginning of the day, and end up with a dimebag and some blunts. (true story)

[ermitonto]

If you've ever stoned somebody to death.

[newgroweroldsmoker]

if you're rolling now, hehehehehehehe

[Nullific]

You freak out screaming "WHERES MY LIGHTER WHO TOOK MY LIGHTER", searching your pockets frantically... when it was in your hand the whole time.

[newgroweroldsmoker]

when you think that other people stole your gear and go and search into their pockets and then you realize that the gear was in your messy bedroom on the floor, then you are definately a stoner;)

[Fattie]

Wonder what hapened to your nick bag while smoking the blunt you rolled from it. (another true story)

[Nullific]

You try to exit your house through the refrigerator door.

[mf greg]

you might be a stoner if you start doing the thriller dance walking up to order in the mcdonalds.

[ermitonto]

If you smoke on the crapper, and hold your hit while squeezing out a turd.

[BluntArtist]

This is a bad Jeff Foxworthy stand-up...no wait, that was kinda redundant...

[ezjim]

if you know more places to buy weed than grocery's
2.your favorite store is at the top of your list because they sell your favorite brand of papers'
3.you know all the short cut's that help you avoid driving past the police station while burning one in the car.
4.you spend more on weed every month than rent.
5.you can name all the members of the gratefuldead
6.you would gladly spend xmas eve driving 200 miles to get a sack to smoke while opening your xmas presents
7.you have more ice cream than vegtables in your fridge
8.you have sent a email or letter to a politician asking them to legalize or get out of politics all togeather
9.you have more picture's of your plant's than your kids in the family photo album
10.you spend enough time reading this to get to the bottom of my list.....

[Cleveland]

If you're smiling and nodding at each one of these, then you might be a stoner

[ComfortablyNumb]

What's funny is that I can relate to most of these.

You might be a stoner if you go to a playground and smoke out of a 2 liter bottle. I did that on Halloween :p

[Goodman3eb]

If you've gotten this far in the thread without a Ben and Jerry's break, you are most definitely not a stoner.

[SIRUS]

....

[NightProwler]

if in the sexuality forum, you said you would choose weed over sex for the rest of you life, your a stoner.

[Jake0steve]

If your mp3 collection has over 150 songs about reefer, you might be a stoner.

[partyguy420]

if in the sexuality forum, you said you would choose weed over sex for the rest of you life, your a stoner.

wells hells bells...u could jack off the rest of your life...

[vermillion]

haha damn straight, weed over sex

[porky]

if u wtch nature documentaries and fink wow i wish i was there with a fat zoot, and then u say it everytime it changes seen evan on ur own, then ur probably a stoner or schitzophrenic

[Jake0steve]

if u wtch nature documentaries and fink wow i wish i was there with a fat zoot, and then u say it everytime it changes seen evan on ur own, then ur probably a stoner or schitzophrenic

Umm....i didn't....what?

[vermillion]

Umm....i didn't....what?


dont worry, let him have his fun :D

[mvolta]

if your little sister has ever called your parents to tell them it smells like "funny cigar smoke" outside of your bedroom, you're a stoner.

[mikeo14]

If you say "well going camping with my dad is boring so ill be high while I do it" or mowing the law....I dont think so im getting high and mowing your might be a redneck I mean er stoner

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

You might be a stoner if you run out of papers and ask for a bible :D

[RodZ]

You might be a stoner if you ever got lost in your closet and realized you were looking at the floor looking for the door knob.

[Melton420]

you might be a stoner... if you get caught smoking by the cops, got 4 random drug tests and after each one you smoked until the next one and hope to hell that you passed ... only to find out that you did ........ somehow!?!? you might be a stoner.

PEace

[yoda]

if the only reason you stop at a stop sign is to hit a bong, you might be a pothead

[ezjim]

if in the sexuality forum, you said you would choose weed over sex for the rest of you life, your a stoner.
im 42 yrs old dude ive had way more than my share of women in my day... and i still have a good strong right hand grip..of coarse i would choose weed over a women now ..the weed give's you so much and doesnt ask you to take out the garbage or to talk and cuddle after sex or yell at you when you spend the rent money on going to a concert or spend it on weed and weed doesnt get angry at you for having differant weed.....now if i was still in my 20' or 30's it would deff. be another story...

[Takahashi]

id say youre a stoner if you make the same mistake of walking too close to someone over and over and over and over.. and you feel sorry every time.

[Jake0steve]

If you are high and eating food while trying to get to this message board, so it takes 20 minutes to find it, you might be a stoner.

Its tuna fish, too..

[Oli]

If you have calluses on your hand where you grip and twist your grinder, then I'd say you probably are a stoner...

[porky]

if u read this agree with practically every1 then try and add 1 and cum back the nxt day and realise it made no sense then ur a stoner.

Oh and if u watch kids programs and think loads of the jokes r made for stoners wen its really 4 10 yr old kids

[partyguy420]

dude.... alll most alll of these are true mor me.... like maybe 40 out of 56....

[Gandhi Ganjamaster]

if u ever sit in the rain and think that it sounds picturesque then u might be a stoner.

[RodZ]

you might be a stoner when you start a small fire in your room and laugh for half an hour while your sister is sleeping just outside your door.

[BobBong]

If you try to unscrew the top of every coke can you pick up... you might be a stoner.

[BobBong]

If the pencil holder on your desk is full of an assortment of different sized pens and non of them work...you might be a stoner

[BobBong]

If you've spent more money on Pot and/or any Pot related objects than food...you might be a stoner

[BobBong]

If you decide to a have a permanent tattoo of a Pot leaf etched into your back...you might be a stoner..

[BobBong]

When you get someone's business card...specificly because it's the right kind of material for a filter...you know you might be a stoner.

[420purplehaze420]

if you pull up to a stop sign and wait for it to turn green....you might be a stoner

if seconds after you get busted by the cops you turn to your buddies and say well get buddy on the phone lets go pick up....you might be a stoner(true happening)

[bulls4591]

you might be a stoner if you look at some food and say wow i wonder how it would be if i was high

[Takahashi]

you know you're a stoner if you're bobbong and make a special little post for every idea that pops into your head at any moment.. or wait.. thats not a stoner.. thats a jackass.. sorry wrong word.

[BobBong]

you know you're a stoner if you're bobbong and make a special little post for every idea that pops into your head at any moment.. or wait.. thats not a stoner.. thats a jackass.. sorry wrong word.


uhhh... what?

come again shitface?

[Sgt. Pepper]

Takahashi, why do you have to be like that? This is an easy-going board where people don't criticize each other for insignificant, asinine shit.

[BobBong]

apparently he was criticizing the fact that i posted 4 "..you might be a stoner" all within a few seconds or minutes of eachother...

well sue me for not being a JACKASS and actually coming up with half funny lines.

[jfoster]

if you have ever driven to a 7-11 that was 15 minutes away for doughnuts... at 3 in the morning(true story) you might be a stoner.

[kid rediculous]

uhhh... what?

come again shitface?

hahahah excellent comeback

[EstimatedProphet]

this actually happened to me and my buds...


if its a friday night and you just sit on a couch for 5 in complete silence doing nothing because your dealer hasnt showed up yet

[EstimatedProphet]

i meant to say 5 hours

[EstimatedProphet]

you know your a stoner if you go on a family vacation for a weekend and the second you arrive a holiday in your scoping out places to excape for a pleasant burn

[UpInSmoke]

your prolly a stoner if your trying to put away clothes while watching tv..and it takes you 45 minutes to put away one shirt..true story..

[UpInSmoke]

you may be the child of a stoner if you leave the house after toking up with some friends to go toke somewhere else and when you come back you cant find the bong that you thought you left sitting in the middle of the floor..*wink*.. so you search your fathers basement and find it sitting packed and halfway burnt behind the couch..lol..

[Stella Blue]

u might be stoner if... you come on this board and forget your password ... *cough* yep thats just happened to me lol.. i had to reset it .

[partyguy420]

u might be stoner if... you come on this board and forget your password ... *cough* yep thats just happened to me lol.. i had to reset it .


y not just stay loged in???? i havent loged out in so long that i for got u even needed a pass word for this plase.

[CannabisGeorge]

u might be a stoner if everytime you come to school, people are always telling you to try and touch your nose, even if they know you ran dry weeks ago O_o (try story)

[Kid Dynamite]

when all the magasines on your coffee table have little rectangles torn off the covers, you might be a stoner.

[Doobie Snax]

If you ever went orienteering during a school p.e lesson in winter and thought you'd lost a glove so you through ur other one as far as you could, only to realise your missing glove was tucked inside your coat...

[Warlock]

I recently came across some very thick books that i don't need, I'm using them as roach meterial. I ran out of takeaway menus

[UpInSmoke]

If this story doesnt mark me a stoner or burnout...I dont know what does.
I left the house at 3 in tha morning to go to the closest gas station to get some medicine. I pulled in the parking lot, and outta nowhere my brain is thinking that one of my friends that rode to the store with me was in the store. So I'm sittin there saying, " Hurry up Tiff.." and after about 10 minutes of sitting there, I remember that I came to the store alone...feeling like a complete dipshit i turned around and went back home, I get all the way back to my place and realize i forgot to get my medicine. So basically I sat in a parking lot at 3 am for 10 to 15 minutes waiting on one of my friends that wasnt even there!!! then my burnout ass turns around and goes home completey forgetting the whole reason I went up to the gas station... and if that doesnt cover what a burnout I am. Then I dont know what will

[UpInSmoke]

your prolly a stoner if youre..um..nevermind......
oh yea! You might be a stoner if your telling someone something and midway through, you draw a blank and and then you cant even remember wtf it was that you were talking about.

[Aces High]

You're probably a stoner if you look at maui_waui's avatar and ACTUALLY KILL YOUR PARENTS :D
or ur prolly a stoner if the weatherman from family guy goes "UA SToNER"

You are dfieilnety a setnor if u can raed tihs wtih asotublly no toburle at all.

:D

[beachguy in thongs]

Damn...definitely. Good call, gaeichhs

[vermillion]

if you get a week of vacation time, and the first place that comes up is Amsterdam, then u might be a stoner

[Tomm321]

your prolly a stoner if youre..um..nevermind......
oh yea! You might be a stoner if your telling someone something and midway through, you draw a blank and and then you cant even remember wtf it was that you were talking about.

goddamn it happens to me all the time even if i haven't done anything :confused:

[Tomm321]

if u promise to others and to yourself that you never do weed again, and then go to your room to smoke weed you certainly a stoner

[MNgreen]

"When you start a poker tournament at 2:00 with 800 people, play good for 2+ hours then when there is 30 people left you dissapear from 4:18 to 4:30, you might be a stoner" (weekly true story)

[Whos Carl]

if cannabis.com is your homepage you might be a stoner

[dev]

if you walked 2 the shop which is just around the corner 2 get some food and forget how 2 get home u might be a stoner(true story)

[dev]

when ur sober if u fink of almost everything like it would be if u were stoned u might be a stoner

[dev]

if your not 8 years old and you think tom and jerry is halarious you might be a stoner

[Dopenologist]

If you are reading this.... lool

[Microsoft Certified]

if you know u hate ppl named josh you might be a stoner or if outa nowwhere u come back to this site after leaveing for a while might be a stoner.

[jfoster]

my name is josh. why do you hate josh's?

[Microsoft Certified]

no reson that i had a frind named josh who did me wrong and started to talk shit so i said fucku and never smoked with him again fuck all joshes' that try and take avantage of me, sever his fucking head off. ill be sure to have a 5 inch blade waiting for ya.

[ILoveYouMaryJane]

if you can go to a place(mall) with nothing but a bag of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and still manage to have a decent smoke session, o and being able to make a bong in like 5 minutes out of random household stuff

[CocaCola]

you might be a stoner if you go through a drive-thru and order $20 of food, realize you forgot to order drinks, go back thru and order another $20 of food... and forget to order drinks.
Or when you walk into a 24-hour McDonalds drive thru and insist to the person at the regester that they let you order something even though they "Technically aren't supposed to serve anyone without a car". ;(

[Hempamasta]

You might be a stoner if you listen to a Tool Album, and you claim that "You've never heard some of these songs before" True Story. My friend Tyler and I had just finished listening to Lateralus, and we were getting some food and left the album playing, echoing on the speakers all through out the house.. and we were definately certain that we had never heard these songs before. (It was Triad and Faaip De Oiad on the Lateralus album... track 12 and 13. Faaip De Oiad is definately one of the most terrifying things that I have ever experienced, for some reason. It's just creepy.)

[CocaCola]

Tool is awesome high...

[Hempamasta]

Tool is awesome high...

Yes, yes they are. Personal favorite band ever.

[CocaCola]

You might be a stoner if you can understand why Tool is so good. And understand the twisting shifting dynamics of a Tool album... between the drums, guitar and even the bass. Maynard's vocals and lyrics are topping on the cake.

[Hempamasta]

Sorry to all for derailing this into a "we love Tool thread".. buuut...

You know those crazy magic eye puzzles were if you look at it for long enough, you see something different? I likened Tool to a "magic ear puzzle", where if you listen to it for long enough, you start to discover new parts to the song.. drum solos, really introspective lyrics, guitar, random sounds.. it really deepens the songs for me.

But yes, Tool is amazing. Maynard is one of the most talented vocalists of our time, IMO.

[bennybob]

when you wake up in the morning sober not knowing wtf happened last night... then you smoke and it all comes back to you. hehe

[Hempamasta]

Damn.. almost every one of these is true for me. God.

[Doobie Snax]

And me, man i should cut down

[afghanigooey18]

if you've ever played solitaire with leaves
if you've ever started to smoke a potato chip and eat weed
if you've ever watched an animal move around on a porch and actually convinced yourself that you were that animal (i swear all true)
haha oh and if you've ever not eaten when you were hungry so u could eat when you were high later (right now)

[afghanigooey18]

if you've ever played solitaire with leaves
if you've ever started to smoke a potato chip and eat weed
if you've ever watched an animal move around on a porch and actually convinced yourself that you were that animal (i swear all true)
haha oh and if you've ever not eaten when you were hungry so u could eat when you were high later (right now)

[Jake0steve]

Wow afghanigooey. I do the hungry thing too. You just reposted, with like...hours and hours between indentical posts, you might be a stoner..

[Frequency]

...if you responded to this post. (period)

[TheAtomicPunk]

if you ever pushed ur friend off the bed calling him a butterfly, you just might be a stoner.

[Jake0steve]

If you have ever done something stupid or hilarious when high, thought about it a few hours later and thought "I should definately post that in the "u might be a stoner" thread"...but then forgot what the hell it was 5 seconds later you might be a stoner.

[somebody someone]

if youve ever spent a half hour with your friend deciding hte best way to get the cocoa puffs, milk, and bowl into the basement without "fuckin all that shit over soooo bad", youre a stonerexact;y/


umm if you ever eaten 3 meals in a row your a stoner

[Frequency]

I hate it when your friend is being a bitch, and when you try to give em a secret code under the table, like in public, kicking her or him whatever, and she/he goes, "DAMN IT WTF!!! WHY DID YOU KICK ME!!!" and everyone looks at you till you cry.

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

If you ever considered ripping a piece of paper out of the bible to roll a joint...you might be a stoner.

[UpInSmoke]

If youre driving down tha road searching for one of your favorite songs on the bUSH razorblade suitcase cd. Youre beginning to get pissed when you realize youre listening to Nirvana Nevermind. (did this today)

[UserName AlphaNiner]

A friend and I on several occasiones discussed, for hours on end, what it would be like if pot smokers and non-pot smokers eventually phased eachother out of their perspective realities. And exsisted on seperate planes.

Everything the stoner would see would be in an entirely different perspective than a non-stoner would of the same object. Stoners would have a different barter system, not likely revolving around a piece of paper as payment, a different governing system...a unified people...friendlier society...all that mumbo jumbo. Just imagine!

err...you might be a stoner if....

[Breukelen advocaat]

You might be a stoner if your gatefold vinyl albums' covers all have miniscule traces of green stuff in the creases where they fold.

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

If your in a car and can't think about anything else but closing all the windows and hot boxin ....you might be a stoner.

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

exact;y/


umm if you ever eaten 3 meals in a row your a stoner

I always do that, just yesterday i'm like "wait, did we eat pizza yet? Fuck it i'll get another 2 slices"

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

If somebody ever owed you money, and u asked if they could pay u back with weed instead, you might be a stoner

[towlie321]

u might be a stoner if you and your friend sang(and shit themselves laughing) Trogdor the burninator for 2 and a half hours. true story

[kaela]

If you're sitting in the woods and hear people walking then turn around to realize it's just chipmunks fighting.

[kaela]

If you order an enchilada at a mexican restaurant, decide to go sit in the car and wait for it then realize that's a bad idea, eat your enchilada, go sit in the car, and wonder if they brought your enchilada yet..... you might be a stoner.

or ..

If you can't distinguish friday from saturday or saturday from sunday .. etc., you might be a stoner.

[rigirl825]

if you're out of weed and spend an hour looking on your carpet in hopes that you can find any nuggets you may have dropped while stoned at one point.

[daehtop]

If you see some one on a roof and think i wish i was high as they are
you might be a stoner

[daehtop]

if you're out of weed and spend an hour looking on your carpet in hopes that you can find any nuggets you may have dropped while stoned at one point.

i do that shit weekly

[Cheesybeast]

If you've ever acted out scene's from Spiderman in slowmotion your a stoner...

[Rarrr]

If you ever mistake your bong for a drink you might be a stoner

[grasshopper420]

if youve ever been stoned spent like 30 minutes looking fo a great place to hide you weed were no one will find it, passed out woke up the next day and havent seen it since

if you get cotton mouth so bad you are willing to take a dink from the bong to fix it


if youve ever thought youre screen fell out of the pipe and looked for it fo ten min. only to realize its still in your pipe

if you frequently find weed that you didnt know you had

if youve ever raided your frige for every condiment in there and made dip from it and realize you dont have any chips .......and then use cookies

if youve ever lit like 5 cigs in a row and not smoked any of them

you might be a stoner.........ps rigirl has the funniest avatar ive ever seen

[KoRnStaR]

If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

happens to me all the time..

[lateralus]

You might... wait what? Oh. Wait hold on.. oh yeah.

You might be a stoner if you spend five minutes trying to remember what you were just thinking about.

You might be a stoner if you watch infomercials for an hour because you haven't gotten around to changing the channel.

You might be a stoner if your eating habits remind your mom of her pregnancy cravings.

You might be a stoner if you're always naming shit and you don't have any pets.

You might be a stoner if one of your biggest dilemmas is JOINT or BOWL?

You might be a stoner if you've taught fifteen people how to make a bong.

You might be a stoner if you relate to 90% of the damn "you might be a stoners" on this thead. :o :rolleyes:

[lateralus]

Wow afghanigooey. I do the hungry thing too. You just reposted, with like...hours and hours between indentical posts, you might be a stoner..LMFAOOOOO

You might be a stoner if you can understand why Tool is so good. And understand the twisting shifting dynamics of a Tool album... between the drums, guitar and even the bass. Maynard's vocals and lyrics are topping on the cake.Maynard manages to write about psychology, astrology, and spirituality with unmatched beauty. The man is a genius. And the music.. wow. The textures that every musician create is.. there isn't a word for it. Beautiful, complex, textured, calming yet powerful music. Inspirational band.<3

[Fan o KmK]

if you post on this forum, and were stoned enough to read the six pages on this tghread, ur a stoner.

[UpInSmoke]

You might... wait what? Oh. Wait hold on.. oh yeah.

You might be a stoner if you spend five minutes trying to remember what you were just thinking about.

You might be a stoner if you watch infomercials for an hour because you haven't gotten around to changing the channel.

You might be a stoner if your eating habits remind your mom of her pregnancy cravings.

You might be a stoner if you're always naming shit and you don't have any pets.

You might be a stoner if one of your biggest dilemmas is JOINT or BOWL?

You might be a stoner if you've taught fifteen people how to make a bong.

You might be a stoner if you relate to 90% of the damn "you might be a stoners" on this thead. :o :rolleyes:

Hahahahahaaaa!!!! oooo....whew....*flicks tear from eye while holding side*

[STDzRus]

You Might Be A Stoner if Your Pants Are Crusted with Semen from constantly jacking off from lack of finding a new victim to penetrate - Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

[callgirltheory]

You Might Be A Stoner if Your Pants Are Crusted with Semen from constantly jacking off from lack of finding a new victim to penetrate - Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas








you might be a stoner if you watch fear and loathing in las vegas only when youre high...and watch it 11 times a week.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

If you have spent hundreds of dollars on plumbing supplies in your lifetime...And yet you never work on your house's plumbing, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever had to eat half of a joint because it wouldn't stay lit, you might be a stoner. (True Story)

If you had to show your Father what real Lungpower is when you were smoking with him, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever rolled a joint, put it next to your incense burner, then gone digging through your room 10 minutes to find incense, you might be a stoner.
If you have ever done that, then found incense then went tearing through your room another 10 minutes looking for your joint, you might be a stoner.
If you have ever done both of those, then put your incense in the burner and sparked up that joint, only to realize you put the joint in the incense burner and you just took a hit of incense, then you might just be a stoner. (True story from one of my friends)

If you have ever spent three days writing an essay on Marijuana...for fun...you might be a stoner. (Look in the Recreational forum. It's a true story)

If you have ever spent 4 hours listening to "Blueberry Yum Yum" by Ludacris because you forgot to sing along every time...You might be a stoner.

[Void]

If you have ever spent three days writing a shitty essay on Marijuana...for fun...you might be a stoner. (Look in the Recreational forum. It's a true story)

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Fuck-You-Void

[Void]

Penguin.Do you know why I give you such a hard time? Its because i'm secretly obsessed with you.Everything you do I wanna do just like it...your my idol baby.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I hate you, Void.

[Void]

Well all seriousness aside I may be a dick to you but I truly have nothing against you, except maybe a little jealousy.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Jealousy?

[Bazooka Tooth]

If in your first year of chemistry or biology your teacher shows you a graduated cylinder and asks you what you think it is and bong is your first response, you might be a stoner.

If you can recall almost precisley every corny/funny moment of Walker, Texas Ranger right off you're head.. You might be a stoner.

If your teacher tells you to turn to page 420 and you crack up, you might be a stoner.

All are true of me.

[lateralus]

If you can recall almost precisley every corny/funny moment of Walker, Texas Ranger right off you're head.. You might be a stoner.Or an old lady, damn.

[Goodman3eb]

You might be a stoner if when you turn on the TV and it's on a fuzzy channel, you try to make out images because you believe aliens are trying to communicate with you--or, if you don't outright believe it, you want to check. Just to make sure.

[Reefer Rogue]

Or an old lady, damn.

Zing!

[usedchemicals]

If you write a friend's paper for school and request that he gives you weed instead of the money he offered you...(happened multiple times to me)

[usedchemicals]

You might be a stoner if you understand fractions better than any other kid in your class....

You might be a stoner if you go through the local church's "30 hour famine" without a sweat...

[GoshDangIt88]

you might be a stoner if you walk into mcdonalds and say "I'll ge some cheese with a hamburger on it. It's called a cheeseburger........... what?"

true story, my cousin said that.

[drgreenthumb1238]

-You might be a stoner if at a friends house, when you ring the takeaway delivery place they recognise your voice(when it isn't even your house!),know what oder you want and the address.

-If said takeaway delivery driver tries to buy weed off you

-You go to buy rolling papers when high,try depserately to call them rizlas and then end up calling them skins, and then stand there giggling!(God I'm a dick)

[potsmokersinceiwas9]

you might be a stoner if you talk to a tree sometimes when your high and it responds it is really some funny shit expecially when you find out its a rock with moss on it

[potsmokersinceiwas9]

and for the dirty raider guy i do think that would be the way to die

[usedchemicals]

You might be a stoner if you took all the fire alarms out of your house because they were going off more than twice a day...

You might be a stoner if you have an "emergengy kit" in your house and it wouldn't help at all in the cause of a natural disaster...

[FLAVAFLAV]

You might be a stoner.... if you cant remember the last time you smoked, couldve been a couple of hours, or last week.

[letsdoit]

If you go to order something in a Taco Bell and give the dude too much money and by the look on his face you know he knows you r high and cant hold back your laughing because u know u prolly look like a fool... then he asks your name and u cant even answer cuz ur afraid you might bust a laugh 'n spit in his face half way threw.....then another empoyee says "lets just call her jessica".......damn taco bell is good...does anyone know how late they are open?

oh yeah, u might be a stoner...

[MullManiac]

If you walk for like three hours and look behind you to find you have gone like three feet! then crack up laughing and buy the time u look infront of you again your home.
(true story)

[SensiRide]

-You might be a stoner if at a friends house, when you ring the takeaway delivery place they recognise your voice(when it isn't even your house!),know what oder you want and the address.

yessss, that happens to me lol

You might be a stoner if tend to offer skunk as payment instead of cash

You might be a stoner if you can't walk by certain products in the supermarket without picking them up because you know they will taste good later after a doobie

You might be a stoner if your dealers number is always in the 'last 10 numbers dialed' list on your mobile

You might be a stoner if your cigarette packets are always in tatters from using them as roach

:rasta:

[rajking86]

You might be a stoner if your dealers number is always in the 'last 10 numbers dialed' list on your mobile

:rasta:



You hit the nail on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Doobie Snax]

You might be a stoner if there's a tree at your local (huge) park where there's a tree ideal for blazing with curved branches and back rests etc!

[letsdoit]

doobie r u stoned right now?

[Doobie Snax]

if only...

[STDzRus]

You might be a stoner if you can't remember if you smoked the rest of your weed, hid it, or just lost it.

You might be a stoner if you set your alarm clock for 4:00 even though you don't have to be at school for 3 hours, just to toke on 4:20.

[Kid Dynamite]

has anyone here ever bought the old school blue king rizlas, the ones that are a bit shorter and a bit fatter. Whatever shop you go in, wherever you are, the shop assistant always knows your buying them for spliffs.

[Reefer Rogue]

You might be a stoner if you find D.A.R.E commercials hilarious!
You might be a stoner if you smoke rez.
You might be a stoner if you always have a lighter but don't smoke cigarettes.
You might be a stoner if you come to Cannabis.com
You might be a stoner if you know the government are liars! :rasta:

If you have a problem with Marijuana. GET HELP!

[Smokin EnDo]

Yesterday i got so pissed at a Visine bottle because i couldn't get it to squirt out visine. After like a full 2 minutes I was so mad i threw it in the river, than my friends just sit there laughing their asses off and tell me the cap was on.

[koshea]

you might be a stoner if you have more pipes than pieces of silverware

[Chucky76]

you might be a stoner if...

youve payed someone back for munchies with weed
you have more than 4 mix cds in your car specifically made for listening to while high

[Chucky76]

oh yeah, and if its ever taken you more than 10 minutes to order in a drive through because you were too high/laughing too hard.

[Terpalum]

If you almost get busted by the cops (they searched my friends, not me) and then demand that we go high again since the first high was ruined (again a true story)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

you might be a stoner...


when someone says "hi, how are you?" you reply with "high, how are you?"

[DaBudhaStank]

you might be a stoner if you and 4 friends drive through a wendys drive through and order one persons food, then go around and do it again for each person.

OR

you and a friend smoke and start wrting a response to his myspace buddy, forget what the fuck you were doing, and proceed to make a city out of brackets and periods like such

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[Pulse]

if you have ever walked 1 block to get pizza and finished 3 before you got back.

[heatherhatesyou]

if more of your day is spent outside than in, you might be a stoner
if you constantly carry around tin foil, you might be a stoner
if your best friend has a 3 footer, you might be a stoner
if you can scrape a bowlpack from the inside of your pockets, you might be a stoner
if all you want to do all day is sit on your ass and smoke weed, well,
....you might be a stoner.

[Goodman3eb]

If you're playing disc golf and have to leave to get Taco Bell before you even finish the front 9, you might be a stoner.

On second thought, if you play disc golf, you might be a stoner.

[UpInSmoke]

you might be a stoner...


when someone says "hi, how are you?" you reply with "high, how are you?"

HA!!! good shit good shit :thumbsup:

[Pulse]

You might be a stoner if you have a supplier on speed dial
if you spend more of your day high then not high

[Chondo]

if you post messages in cannabis.com forums :)

[50BagOfGreens]

You try to exit your house through the refrigerator door.
LOL

[Ecto24]

you might be a stoner if.... when your high you go to cannabis.com for the first time, tead this entire thread and then post in it.

ps. for whoever asked what the taco bell closes. they close the doors at 12 but the drive through is open till 1. But if you inside before 12 they can't kick you out, they will lock the doors so no one else can come it but you'll have to be sitting there for a while for them to kick you out. but don't do that cause then you'll just be a dick.

[smoke.a.cig.a.ribit]

you might be a stoner if you light your cigarette backwards then cant figure out why the fuck it wont stay lit.

[Reefer Rogue]

you might be a stoner if.... when your high you go to cannabis.com for the first time, tead this entire thread and then post in it.

ps. for whoever asked what the taco bell closes. they close the doors at 12 but the drive through is open till 1. But if you inside before 12 they can't kick you out, they will lock the doors so no one else can come it but you'll have to be sitting there for a while for them to kick you out. but don't do that cause then you'll just be a dick.

Ha welcome to the forum fellow stoner. :D

[GanjaASD847]

If you laugh when you cut your finger almost off with a knife, you might be a stoner! (yeah, i did it.. SO WHAT :p )

[GanjaASD847]

You might be a stoner...
if you locked your house up then drive 10 mins away.
then while you are driving you think "OH SHIT I FORGOT TO LOCK UP"
SoOo, you drive back to find out your house already LOCKED!

THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME TOO OFTEN! GrRr:mad: .... :stoned:

[Clow Dee]

You might be a stoner if you put a load of clothes in the wash with the detergent right below your eyes, and forget to add it to the laundry.


LOL


^ I just did that.

[wooderson6603]

You might be a stoner if, um.. You might be a stoner if, um You might be a stoner if, um what?

[draught]

If you'r first reaction to anything is slowly replying "ooaaa" or "owææææ", you might be a stoner...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

If you do lung stretches, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever said "Schwiggity Schweet" because it sounds like schwagg, you might be a stoner. (I did it when I first heard the word, hyperactivity will do that)

If you have ever used the word Nigger without thinking of a black person, but just someone with big lips, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever cried when your bong fell over and got your weed all fucked up, you might be a stoner.

If you have read this thread from start to finish 5 times, about 3 weeks apart each, then you might be a stoner.

If you come to this thread and don't even smile by the time you're done reading through it, you are definitely NOT a stoner and just wasted 15 minutes.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Lastly, if you have ever spent hours of time persuading people to smoke with you for the first time, you might be a stoner.

[madjicorange]

if i can always find you in the kitchen at parties..............

[lateralus]

If you laugh when you cut your finger almost off with a knife, you might be a stoner! (yeah, i did it.. SO WHAT :p )
You might be a stoner...
if you locked your house up then drive 10 mins away.
then while you are driving you think "OH SHIT I FORGOT TO LOCK UP"
SoOo, you drive back to find out your house already LOCKED!

THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME TOO OFTEN! GrRr:mad: .... :stoned:What the hell?

[Archeen]

gettin up in the morning and washing your face thus reminding yourself that you wear glasses...

[DroopyJones420]

you might be a stoner if...

you wake and bake. :rasta:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

you go to do dishes, load the dish washer, and finish a load by hand, forgetting about the dishwasher in the process.

[shrek45]

if you have ever sat in a tennis court and tried to cut the net down cause you'd think it would be funny to cover one of your friends in it, you might be a stoner

[shrek45]

if you ever have been watching a show for 45 mins and then comes a commercial and you flip for a second and you can't remember what you were just watching, you definately are a stoner

[Rarrr]

If youve got a whole drawer dedicated to items weed related, you might be a stoner.

[fikusroot]

If you've ever eaten a bowl of cheerios, and the next minute say, "what the fuck happened to all my cheerios."
the fuckin haliarious.

[fikusroot]

u might be a stoner if a fly lands on your bowl so you blow on it to get it to go away and all your weed flies everywhere.

[endo..jay]

you might be a stoner if you are too high to relize that you passed your 420th post...shit:cursing: :cursing:

[Rarrr]

You might be a stoner if you smoke weed :)

[AndrewLIKESbud]

You might be a stoner if you search your whole car for lost bud, and actually manage to load a decent sized bowl.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

if you open the dish washer some day (probably the same day you did them) and find it full of dirty dishes, and wonder what the hell's going on...


yooouuuu might be a stoner.

[Professor Dan K.]

If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

I'm quite the stoner then... I did this while my friends were in the other room waiting on me, i went back in like 4 times to get everything i needed, my dog following my footsteps every step of the way which my friend thought was hilarious.

[Vaughn Bardot]

If getting money makes you happy because it means you can buy a new piece then you might be a stoner.
or
If you've ever driven around and try to remember the good smoking spots you see.

[pixel]

when you go to the grocery store to scout good bottles for gravity bongs, ive done that numerous times lol

[Hempamasta]

You might be a stoner if you call your friends and acquantences "bud" and it always makes you think of marijuana.

You might be a stoner if you walk outside and decide "today would be an awesome day to smoke."

You might be a stoner if you see a crappy movie, and you think "This movie would've been good if I was high."

[Esoteric416]

If you are constantly noticing 420 in random groups of numbers, even if it's just close, like 4020.

If you went to the trouble of buying a magnifying glass, and not so you can read fine print.

If you've ever referred to a friend as "potna"

[Swizzy89304]

If at 18 you have sworn to yourself that you will only marry a woman called Mary Jane, then you might be a stoner.

If every time you smoke you change the clock to say 4:20, then you might be a stoner.

[Its a Plant]

You might be a stoner if you love smoking weed all the time.

wait, not that funny. but true?

~FOXWORTHY~

[smoke ranger]

I dont know if this ones been said but you might be a stoner if you've ever figured out the answer to life .... and then forgot it.

[Midnight Baker]

if you've ever gone to a 7-11 at 2am and bought $50 worth of junk food munchies you might be a stoner...

If you've ever gone to 7-11 6 times! within 3 hours u might be a stoner...

hahaha great times.

[Midnight Baker]

you might be a stoner if you start doing the thriller dance walking up to order in the mcdonalds.

ahahahahahaha

i can recall a similar dancing experience...nothing like seeing your 200+ pound buddy just going for it in the line up at subway.

[Toker4LifeVT]

You are most definately a stoner if Cheech & Chong is one of your favorite movie series.

[Breukelen advocaat]

You might be a stoner.......if you're laid off from your job, and get high before appointments at the unemployment insurance office or job interviews.

[dreadydrug]

you might be a stoner if you can't remember what you did yesterday morning,

or go through a drive thru & forget to pick up your order

[Jake0steve]

Well, this happened to me this morning...If you wake up in a dark room and your friend says "lets wake and bake" and you can perfectly pack a bowl, but when you put your jeans on (after sleeping in shorts) you put them on backwards, you might be a stoner.

This happened to my friend last night...if you light an incense, and three minutes later think something is burning and run around looking just to discover you lit incense, you might be a stoner.

Damn, last night i had like 12 of them that i saw people do when we were smoking, but i forgot.

[klosetoinsanity]

You might be a stoner if you go to a drive through pay for your food and drive off without getting it.

You might be a stoner if you try to flick a ciggarette ash out of a rolled up car window and the ciggarette breaks in half then you realize the ciggarette was'nt lit to begin with and you get pissed.

You might be a stoner if you get weed on credit.

You might be a stoner if you are willing to donate blood or plasma just to get money so you can buy more weed.

You might be a stoner if you make a sandwich then roll over and pass out on top of it wake up 2 hours later and say ohh a sandwich and eat it.(had a friend that did that after coming back from texas with some kb)

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds drivethrough and the guy workin the window offers to sell you a sack.


All true stories

[klosetoinsanity]

Oh yeah and you might be a stoner if you and your friends got the great idea it would be awesome to tie a doughnut to a string and hang it out the window while driving down the road so you could fish for cops.

[usedchemicals]

If you go to a gas station and put $5 worth of food on the counter, then realize that you have no money and walk out without saying a word to the worker.

Did that two nights ago...

[Brey]

if ur dealer knows wat day and time u'll be visiting him every week, ur a stoner.

also, if u can roll a j on a head full of vodka in the pitch black night, ur a stoner.

[Brey]

if u hav several EB (emergency bud) stashes, u a stoner.
o yea, and wats with this 420 shit?

[Swizzy89304]

You're definately NOT a stoner if you don't know the concept of 4:20.

[Esoteric416]

I hope that was a joke Brey,
And just for the record, I'm not sure you could ever get a straight answer to that question.
Good Idea for a thread though.

[yoda]

If you ever considered ripping a piece of paper out of the bible to roll a joint...you might be a stoner.

actually i did that a few days ago. took it from the notes section(no writing on it). it worked alright, burned a little harsh and was hard to seal, but not a bad backup option.

[sMOkeY bOB]

is this thread really STILL going gees

[Not Enough Herb]

u might be a stoner if every pocket in your coat has paraphenilia

later

[growitandsmokeit]

You might be a stoner if...

You have ever gone to a store just to get tin foil and safety pins to make a bucket/gravity bong.
You then get paranoid that the check out guy will call the cops.
You know that the best way to load a pipe when siting crossed legged is to tuck the stem into your shoe
You put safetypins in random pockets just in case you need to make a bucket
You have ever made a pipe out of a can
You learnt the Imperial weight system through smoking pot
You have ever smoked through a pump that is used to blow up air matresses
You have ever gone though a vacuum cleaner bag to find the hash some dopey arse hoovered up

:rasta: :pimp: :stoned:

[Doobie Snax]

Yo i learned the imperial weight system through smoking pot!

[Psycho4Bud]

If ya ever noticed you got 3 cigs burning in the ashtray, you might be a stoner!:thumbsup:

[PureEvil760]

if your posting on a site called cannibis.com, you might be a stoner

[vengeance]

you might be a stoner if...

you have a grow room in your closet

you spend more than an hour a day here

you see any thing (saxafone, vase, can, glass botte, lab stuff) and you start drooling

you had more microwaved burritos since you started than glasses of water

you spend hours browsing head shops...with no money

if your cat can talk

you ceiling is brown

you have more pipes adn bongs than you have toes

you can recite word for word "the weed song" by Bone Thugs N Harmony

you can fly...

you have converted you parents

you can name over 15 weed strains

if you converted all of you friends

you learned the imperial system through weed (i did)

your car smiles at you

you fondest wish is to have a pound of ak 47

yyou dream about pot(true i drempt that everything was made of weed and that my parents and bro had acepted that i smoke, that i have a 2 FTer, a bean bag and i can magicly spawn tacos)

you have cannabis.com as your home page

you have weed pics as you desktop

ahh thats all for now

[Dazed n Confused]

If you go in the house and think why am i here then go bak outside and remember you forgot to go to the bathroom while inside and do it over 6 toimes you might be a stoner

[ibreakthings]

lol

[notrightquite]

Hahahahaha, that's like me! When I'm not even stoned, now. >_<

[PaulCT7]

If you and one other kid are the only ones to laugh when the answer in math is 420...

If you are the one in Spanish class that can convert oz. to grams...

If you have ever been soo high, and soo hotboxed, that you got out of the car, and first thing, took a HIT of air, and said it was the best air EVER...

^All True

[JerryGarcia]

you might be a stoner if you go through a drive-thru and order $20 of food, realize you forgot to order drinks, go back thru and order another $20 of food... and forget to order drinks.
Rainy Day Women is not about weed.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

If your Ancient Civilizations teacher says Egyptian Papyrus rolls up quite easily...and you and all your buddies bust out laughing...you might be a stoner.

[growitandsmokeit]

If all the cheap flight sites on the internet automacally come up with your home airport and amsterdam.

[Dylmts]

-If you've ever wondered what happened to last week, you might be a stoner.

-If you've got smoke it your eye because you're typing with a big blunt in your mouth, you might be a stoner.

-If you understand lyrics by bands such as Mr Bungle, Gong or Lou Reed, you might be a stoner.

-If you suddenly wake up 60 miles from home with no shoes or socks, you might be a stoner.

-If you ever leave chocolate in the kitchen, but it's just far away, you might be stoner!

-If you can't lie on the floor without holding on, you might be a stoner! (Helen thought of that one!)

Hehehe So many answers!

Bugs

[knave666]

exact;y/


umm if you ever eaten 3 meals in a row your a stoner

Either a stoner or simply a tubby bitch.

If you've ever spent five minutes trying to find the TV remote, then realised its in your hand.

[wxwforlife]

you might be a stoner if you wake up and run ito a wall (true story)

[the image reaper]

if you've visited this post for the umpteenth time,and still haven't gotten to the second page ...... you might be a stoner ... :stoned:

[UpInSmoke]

If you've ever been driving at night and there is a person waiting to pull out after you drive by but you see the headlights shining across the road in front of you and you go to slam on the brakes cuz you dont want to hit the light.

[Cygnus X1]

you might be a stoner if you turn your shower on 10 minutes before u get in and smoke then shower so that the extra long shower floods the septic tank so the smell of your family's pooh covers the smell of pot in your bathroom....

[halo]

you might be a stoner if you turn your shower on 10 minutes before u get in and smoke then shower so that the extra long shower floods the septic tank so the smell of your family's pooh covers the smell of pot in your bathroom....

LMAO!!!!

You might be a stoner if whenever you hear sirens...you think the popo is on their way.

[midlifecrisis]

you might be a stoner if..... during a heavy smoke session with 1/2 dozen friends your lanlord walks in and all you can do is laugh at him.:smokin: