View Full Version : Story Line Game
st0n3r
08-19-2005, 08:27 PM
The idea behind this is to construct a story. That's all.
The only problem is that you are only allowed to post 5 words at a time.
Once you have posted your 5 words you must wait for someone else to continue the story with their 5 words.
Only post the 5 words (no extra words - just like the word-association game)
I will start the story with........
Once upon a time there.........
Takingsunday21
08-19-2005, 08:34 PM
was a boy named Josh
RICVAGANAJASMOKER
08-19-2005, 08:48 PM
who smoked alot of pot
somebody someone
08-19-2005, 08:53 PM
and never got a job
RICVAGANAJASMOKER
08-19-2005, 08:58 PM
because he learned to grow
somebody someone
08-19-2005, 08:59 PM
, he dealed the finest shit
st0n3r
08-19-2005, 09:00 PM
, from ak-47 to white widow.
Ms420
08-19-2005, 09:24 PM
Then one day he went
tokosan
08-19-2005, 09:26 PM
,got his AK47, and went
Ae...
08-19-2005, 10:26 PM
and blackened up some lungs!
st0n3r
08-19-2005, 10:38 PM
afterward he realised that he......
somebody someone
08-19-2005, 10:58 PM
He had LOST HIS BONG...
st0n3r
08-19-2005, 11:08 PM
, so he went back to...
NoosaHeads
08-19-2005, 11:14 PM
His Mums and stole hers.
FunkyMonkey
08-19-2005, 11:15 PM
her bong was made from
somebody someone
08-19-2005, 11:16 PM
5 colors of the rainbow
Edgar
08-19-2005, 11:22 PM
and glass, but had a
somebody someone
08-19-2005, 11:25 PM
big shiny red button, "Oooooohhh...."
Edgar
08-19-2005, 11:27 PM
that reads "push me already."
FunkyMonkey
08-19-2005, 11:50 PM
josh decided that he might
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 12:30 AM
push the fucking button
NightProwler
08-20-2005, 12:44 AM
and take a hit
NoosaHeads
08-20-2005, 02:42 AM
from mummas majic bubble pipe...
HighTimeStoner
08-20-2005, 03:12 AM
and then josh realized he
FunkyMonkey
08-20-2005, 03:19 AM
was seeing colours everywhere now
ADaisyChain
08-20-2005, 03:33 AM
And that god had ripped off the left side of his skull...
ermitonto
08-20-2005, 04:23 AM
He got killer munchies and...
NightProwler
08-20-2005, 04:30 AM
ATE RAMEN MOTHER FUCKIN NOODLES!!!
vermillion
08-20-2005, 04:33 AM
After eating everything in sight,
ermitonto
08-20-2005, 04:35 AM
he realized he was pantsless
vermillion
08-20-2005, 04:48 AM
so he went to the
NightProwler
08-20-2005, 05:10 AM
edge of the universe
NoosaHeads
08-20-2005, 05:14 AM
And found his pants there.
beachguy in thongs
08-20-2005, 05:20 AM
which he unbuttoned and pissed
Canadabis
08-20-2005, 05:33 AM
; semophorically, let it all hang out
Ze w33d Farm3r
08-20-2005, 10:53 AM
like a savaged killer donkey!!!
robert42
08-20-2005, 10:54 AM
so he started to toss...
Ze w33d Farm3r
08-20-2005, 10:59 AM
his shlong off and created...
st0n3r
08-20-2005, 11:09 AM
a new breeded, milky way......
an ocean of stars overwhelmed
st0n3r
08-20-2005, 11:51 AM
by the explosion of his......
pancreas. he felt a supreme
ermitonto
08-20-2005, 12:08 PM
desire to shave his hairy
st0n3r
08-20-2005, 12:10 PM
minge after doing a bowl.......
ermitonto
08-20-2005, 12:16 PM
of methamphetamine laced crack cocaine
Mindfields
08-20-2005, 12:20 PM
feeling very pleased with himself
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 12:22 PM
;ventured down the rabbit hole
ermitonto
08-20-2005, 12:30 PM
Unfortunately, the rabbits attacked him
st0n3r
08-20-2005, 01:01 PM
and stole his beloved bowl...
:eek:
mmmresin
08-20-2005, 01:08 PM
so he took his lighter
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 01:15 PM
And killed the mofo rabbits
beachguy in thongs
08-20-2005, 03:11 PM
with Jim Morrison watching, listening
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 03:14 PM
then he slaughterd david attenborough (english peeps know hu he is)
beachguy in thongs
08-20-2005, 03:24 PM
then David's pieces kicked ass.
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 03:26 PM
Twas time for a spliff...
beachguy in thongs
08-20-2005, 03:50 PM
they smoked and got high
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 03:55 PM
josh swallowed 7 tabs of lsd
ermitonto
08-20-2005, 04:24 PM
and washed them down with
Ze w33d Farm3r
08-20-2005, 04:49 PM
a bucket of bong water
somebody someone
08-20-2005, 04:50 PM
a mouthfull of absinthe, tastey
Ms420
08-20-2005, 04:58 PM
Things were trippy and psycadelic
jkg114
08-20-2005, 05:35 PM
he then saw a little girl
Edgar
08-20-2005, 10:07 PM
Sitting on the steps outside
highjinx
08-20-2005, 10:11 PM
With one quick movement
st0n3r
08-20-2005, 11:38 PM
he got out a needle........
DisposableTeens56
08-21-2005, 01:55 AM
and shanked the bitch
Edgar
08-21-2005, 02:40 AM
After wiping the blood from
NightProwler
08-21-2005, 04:41 AM
the center of his eye
Tonysgirl4ever420
08-21-2005, 05:07 AM
he realized he was crying
htownbigsam420
08-21-2005, 06:00 AM
so he smoked a blunt
NightProwler
08-21-2005, 06:08 AM
and 400 bowls
somebody someone
08-21-2005, 10:27 AM
and then 10 spliffs
st0n3r
08-21-2005, 06:28 PM
;floating outside of the universe
robert42
08-21-2005, 06:40 PM
collided to form ONE HUGE SPLIFF
somebody someone
08-21-2005, 06:41 PM
n a black hole fora roach
st0n3r
08-21-2005, 06:49 PM
, the sun was the lighter........
robert42
08-21-2005, 06:49 PM
but the moon was a big BONG
somebody someone
08-21-2005, 08:00 PM
one toke, began to choke
jkg114
08-21-2005, 08:19 PM
he then starts to sing a song
Ms420
08-21-2005, 08:52 PM
"The itsy bitsy spider went
somebody someone
08-21-2005, 09:17 PM
and killed the mofo villagers
Whos Carl
08-21-2005, 10:10 PM
and then he died tragically
somebody someone
08-21-2005, 10:14 PM
in a multi-drug overdose. the end??
somebody someone
08-21-2005, 10:32 PM
Once upon a time there was a boy named josh, who smoked a lot of pot and never got a job, Because he learnt to grow, he dealed the finest shit from AK47 to White Widow. Then one day he went, got his AK47, and went and blacked up some lungs! Afterwards he had realised that he had lost high bong!! So he went back to his mums and stole hers. Her bong was made from 5 colours of the rainbow and glass, but had a big shiny red button, that reads ??push me already.? Josh decided that he might push the fucking button and take a hit from mommas magc bubble pipe.. and then josh realised he was seeing colours everywhere now. He got killer munchies and ATE RAMIN MOTHER FUCKIN NOODLES!!! After eating everything in site, he realised he was pantless, so he went to the edge of the universe and found his pants there. He unbuttoned and pissed like a savaged killer donkey! So he started to toss his shlong and created a new breeded milky way an ocean of stars overwhelmed by the explosions of his pancreas. He felt a suprime desire to shave his hairy minge, after doing a bowl of methamphetamine laced crack cocaine, feeling very pleased with himself; ventured down the rabbit hole, unfortunately the rabbits attacked him and stole his beloved bowl. So he took his lighter and killed the motherfucking rabbits. With jim Morrison watching, listening. He then slaughtered David attenborough, then Davids pieces kicked ass. Twas time for a spliff? they smoked and got high, josh swallowed 7 tabs of lsd and washed them down with a bucket of bong water. Things were trippy and phsycodelic, he then saw a little girl sitting on the steps outside.. With one quick movement he got out a needle and shanked the bitch. After whipping the blood from the center of his eye he realized he was crying, so he smoked a blunt, 400 bowls and then 10 spliffs; floating outside of the universe, collided to form ONE HUGE SPLIFF n a black hole for a roach, the sun was the lighter but the moon was a big BONG. One toke, began to choke! He then started to sing a song; ??The itsy bitsy spider went.. and killed the mofo villagers, and then he died tragically in a multi drug overdose.
st0n3r
08-22-2005, 02:41 PM
this is a never ending story mofos................
so josh went to the..........
Whos Carl
08-22-2005, 08:58 PM
store and he died tragically
ermitonto
08-22-2005, 09:30 PM
when a nuclear bomb exploded
tokosan
08-22-2005, 10:10 PM
,Turning Amsterdam into a crater
and killing millions of trees.
ermitonto
08-22-2005, 10:20 PM
There burning radioactive weed attracted
tokosan
08-22-2005, 10:26 PM
the crackmongers to the campfire
where they cooked meals, like
vermillion
08-22-2005, 11:09 PM
toasted mushrooms, magic beans, and
ermitonto
08-22-2005, 11:37 PM
s'mores with crack in them.
st0n3r
08-23-2005, 12:01 AM
.After a delightful snacking, they........
Ms420
08-23-2005, 02:22 AM
began pondering the idea that
NightProwler
08-23-2005, 02:44 AM
the world is flat
st0n3r
08-23-2005, 01:38 PM
, so they discussed it over........
a spliff, tea and crumpets
st0n3r
08-23-2005, 05:01 PM
,smoked and drunk lots o'tea
nomadherbman
08-23-2005, 05:18 PM
then had their way with the ladies before finally coming to a conclusion that....
st0n3r
08-23-2005, 05:34 PM
the universe is very big.
InvincibleArmor79
08-23-2005, 05:40 PM
But not as big as
st0n3r
08-23-2005, 05:43 PM
my ultra-mega-cyber-bong.
Ze w33d Farm3r
08-23-2005, 05:45 PM
So they wondered about using
the ultra-mega-cyber-bong
st0n3r
08-23-2005, 06:32 PM
and started puffing on it,
ADaisyChain
08-23-2005, 08:33 PM
when all of a sudden
a genie appered in the smoke
st0n3r
08-23-2005, 09:04 PM
,he woz known as st0n3r (lol)
ADaisyChain
08-23-2005, 09:14 PM
And he carried a sword
somebody someone
08-23-2005, 10:30 PM
"i grant you three wishes"
said his sword, which emitted
Fengzi
08-23-2005, 11:18 PM
an oder like that of
st0n3r
08-23-2005, 11:36 PM
the magic, wishing bud!!!! *gasps*, so......
NoosaHeads
08-23-2005, 11:48 PM
The smelly sword asked again.
beachguy in thongs
08-24-2005, 12:00 AM
"Will you have my baby?"
st0n3r
08-24-2005, 12:00 AM
''Smoke and wishes will appear.........''
st0n3r
08-24-2005, 06:57 PM
.......so josh granted three wishes....
Edgar
08-25-2005, 10:53 PM
First he wished for the
red662
08-26-2005, 03:31 AM
rain to stop so he
beachguy in thongs
08-26-2005, 07:41 PM
could eat his reefer dry
st0n3r
08-26-2005, 08:40 PM
, and it twas a mystery.........
beachguy in thongs
08-27-2005, 12:28 AM
Where did his reefer go?
Canadabis
08-27-2005, 04:47 AM
Out the front door like a ghost
st0n3r
08-27-2005, 12:43 PM
, josh started to search for
somebody someone
08-27-2005, 12:48 PM
the end of the earth
st0n3r
08-27-2005, 01:07 PM
but b4 that, he found
Zero Revolt
08-27-2005, 01:21 PM
A dildo the size of a large zucchini under his mom's bed. :eek:
beachguy in thongs
08-27-2005, 03:49 PM
along with ZeroRevolt and a Math Test.
beachguy in thongs
08-27-2005, 03:49 PM
Seeing nothing else, he turns...
somebody someone
08-27-2005, 04:32 PM
to taking crack cocaine..twice
zebedee
08-27-2005, 04:36 PM
smoke filled his lings before
zebedee
08-27-2005, 04:37 PM
<<Lungs>>
beachguy in thongs
08-27-2005, 05:04 PM
a dresser, then he exhaled
Zero Revolt
08-27-2005, 08:05 PM
Then he stuck his mom's dildo up.....
st0n3r
08-27-2005, 11:03 PM
his nose. he decided to.......
ADaisyChain
08-28-2005, 12:04 AM
then take the dildo out.
NightProwler
08-28-2005, 12:54 AM
and lick it clean
beachguy in thongs
08-28-2005, 03:42 AM
then stick it back in
red662
08-28-2005, 10:14 AM
turn on the pc and it should work
st0n3r
08-28-2005, 12:35 PM
the vaccum powered bbq suddendly.........
beachguy in thongs
08-28-2005, 01:22 PM
bursted into flames burning morons
st0n3r
08-28-2005, 01:31 PM
for miles, including the splif.......
beachguy in thongs
08-30-2005, 08:37 PM
which had left an ash...
420ultimatesmokage
08-30-2005, 09:29 PM
that blocked out the sun.
st0n3r
08-30-2005, 09:38 PM
, so no more cannabis plants........
could grow OUTSIDE. People everywhere....
firsttimefarmer
08-30-2005, 09:44 PM
said supercallafragalisticexbyalladocious, and blazed up,
st0n3r
08-30-2005, 10:44 PM
. the world wasn't normal anymore.......
ermitonto
08-30-2005, 11:17 PM
because a comet obliterated it.
st0n3r
08-30-2005, 11:20 PM
so he bought a dog
beachguy in thongs
08-30-2005, 11:31 PM
and he named it Boozer
st0n3r
08-30-2005, 11:37 PM
he drunk it every night
Canadabis
08-31-2005, 02:21 AM
Untill it drank him
st0n3r
08-31-2005, 11:31 AM
and the dog exploded, setting......
beachguy in thongs
08-31-2005, 02:03 PM
off fire alarms in Boston
st0n3r
08-31-2005, 02:47 PM
so the pidgeon blew up,
red662
08-31-2005, 06:52 PM
and the carcass fell from the sky and landed..
st0n3r
08-31-2005, 07:13 PM
in a pile of liquid acid
red662
08-31-2005, 08:09 PM
which he bubbled in untill it was time 2
beachguy in thongs
08-31-2005, 08:17 PM
take out the dirty laundry
st0n3r
08-31-2005, 09:12 PM
.a spliff, acid and mushrooms....
red662
08-31-2005, 10:17 PM
where put in2 a blender and we made a smoothy
st0n3r
08-31-2005, 10:19 PM
and fed it to his nan
red662
08-31-2005, 10:21 PM
she drank her drink and she soon noticed the house spinnin she stood up and fell on..
st0n3r
08-31-2005, 10:26 PM
josh which caused him to have a boner...
beachguy in thongs
08-31-2005, 11:20 PM
so josh found his grandma...
st0n3r
08-31-2005, 11:44 PM
on the end of his dong.
beachguy in thongs
09-01-2005, 12:27 AM
In the village, there were...
st0n3r
09-01-2005, 11:19 AM
lots of elephants, and trees......
beachguy in thongs
09-01-2005, 11:26 AM
causing problems throughout downtown Moscow
st0n3r
09-01-2005, 01:53 PM
so the mafia woz called in.......
beachguy in thongs
09-01-2005, 06:24 PM
only two of them spoke
st0n3r
09-01-2005, 06:27 PM
''you josh?'' the man said......
beachguy in thongs
09-01-2005, 08:33 PM
"no, I tanto, you josh"
st0n3r
09-01-2005, 08:50 PM
the man looked puzzled wiv a blunt wrap in his mouth........
beachguy in thongs
09-01-2005, 09:28 PM
and turned to the stage
st0n3r
09-01-2005, 10:58 PM
''i have a dream!'' he announced.......
red662
09-01-2005, 11:56 PM
and the sniper linee up the site and
beachguy in thongs
09-02-2005, 03:52 AM
Josh shouted, "No, please I..."
st0n3r
09-05-2005, 06:03 PM
''......i, have something important to say''
beachguy in thongs
09-05-2005, 06:52 PM
"Look here u two fuckers....."
st0n3r
09-05-2005, 07:07 PM
sed the mad, confused lil boy.
beachguy in thongs
09-05-2005, 07:08 PM
"I want to have sex!"
ermitonto
09-05-2005, 07:16 PM
He promptly undressed, revealing his
st0n3r
09-05-2005, 07:22 PM
big giant bong underneath his......
Mirno Sctlnd
09-05-2005, 08:17 PM
Scarlet and Polkadot third knee...
st0n3r
09-05-2005, 08:22 PM
thus whipping out ones giant sword.......
candygirl
09-05-2005, 08:39 PM
he proceded (? sorry i m pretty high) to pee on.....
Mirno Sctlnd
09-05-2005, 08:41 PM
a chimney full of potatoes
beachguy in thongs
09-05-2005, 09:05 PM
which tanto started to eat
red662
09-05-2005, 10:16 PM
slowly lickin his lips enjoyin the juices flowin............
beachguy in thongs
09-06-2005, 03:09 AM
sucking and licking and sucking
st0n3r
09-06-2005, 09:28 PM
he proceeded to make mash-potato............
beachguy in thongs
09-06-2005, 09:41 PM
and lick everyone's spoon clean
st0n3r
09-06-2005, 09:42 PM
the pillows were so fluffy........
g unit boy
09-06-2005, 11:33 PM
i ripped them open and
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 01:33 AM
started violently fucking the feathers
Psycho4Bud
09-07-2005, 01:42 AM
I felt the zipper on the pillow!
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 01:46 AM
"Ouch, my nutsack!", he exclaimed
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 11:14 AM
the goat proceeded to suck........
ermitonto
09-07-2005, 11:17 AM
on its own goat penis
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 11:19 AM
, josh started to look very puzzled
thcbongman
09-07-2005, 12:01 PM
As he smacked his lips to prepare for the inevitable......
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 12:13 PM
he killed the goat with the super-ultra-mega-hyper bong........
shiva
09-07-2005, 02:55 PM
watchin frogs hump like greasy rabbits in the snow without protection from the snakes in the grass,so it was dangerouse yet amphibiously erotic all at the same time.
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 03:34 PM
the land turned in2 a porno theatre.
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 04:22 PM
"Five words, only!", God shouted.
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 04:23 PM
Josh looked at Tanto, puzzled.
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 05:54 PM
josh appoligise on his knees......
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 06:41 PM
Tanto said, "Josh no speak"
shiva
09-07-2005, 07:01 PM
cause your coussin is weak, the girl is a whore, and boy has no love for his mother no more.While the uncle stayed sick off of donkey dick.Ahh, but the Ray's where bastards and's bastards they were,cause their father left them in Alaska and called them no more.
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 07:18 PM
''shiva likes shit-music'' sed tanto........
ermitonto
09-07-2005, 07:22 PM
Then, Tanto pissed himself because...
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 07:24 PM
he drank to much vodka......
shiva
09-07-2005, 07:30 PM
While shiva played the "shit music"as josh shot up 60 units of heroine and cocaine then pulled out an urban assault riffle and blasted the Ray's all day long.
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 07:38 PM
''FIVe words only'' god commanded........
Mirno Sctlnd
09-07-2005, 07:40 PM
"or words shall never pour fourth again..."
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 07:58 PM
"But, if you chant this phrase...
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 07:59 PM
you shall smoke legal herb!''
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 08:02 PM
"and get refunds on baggies!"
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 08:05 PM
"i grant you three wishes"
''i wish for Tonnes of weed!''
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 09:19 PM
Then, suddenly, josh passed out...
ermitonto
09-07-2005, 09:20 PM
sacks of weed to everyone
red662
09-07-2005, 09:35 PM
i picked up my sack and rolled the fattest.....
st0n3r
09-07-2005, 10:11 PM
tree in the world, so.....
kannabis
09-07-2005, 10:28 PM
i went back to amsterdam
Reefer Rogue
09-07-2005, 10:31 PM
and pooped in oprahs mouth
thcbongman
09-07-2005, 11:35 PM
She was very thankful for shit, she offered
beachguy in thongs
09-07-2005, 11:37 PM
more drugs but josh declined
candygirl
09-08-2005, 12:01 AM
saying that as long as........
beachguy in thongs
09-08-2005, 12:05 AM
we keep our pants on
candygirl
09-08-2005, 12:11 AM
we dont have to touch..........
beachguy in thongs
09-08-2005, 12:18 AM
the ground naked, but take
Microsoft Certified
09-08-2005, 03:34 AM
your hands off my shoulder
Ganja Cat
09-08-2005, 03:53 AM
before i kick your ass
beachguy in thongs
09-08-2005, 04:36 AM
and eat your pussy dry...???
Ganja Cat
09-08-2005, 05:07 AM
after all that i will....
ermitonto
09-08-2005, 05:10 AM
do a shitload of peyote
beachguy in thongs
09-08-2005, 05:12 AM
,speak to the spirits while...
Ganja Cat
09-08-2005, 05:29 AM
smoking a big fat joint
beachguy in thongs
09-08-2005, 05:35 AM
stuck in Rosie O'Donnell's ass
Ganja Cat
09-08-2005, 05:43 AM
while she was on extasy
beachguy in thongs
09-08-2005, 05:44 AM
Then I ran, over to...
ermitonto
09-08-2005, 05:44 AM
the North Pole, where I
Ganja Cat
09-08-2005, 05:47 AM
licked santas big chubby ass
ermitonto
09-08-2005, 05:49 AM
"Mmm, donkey meat" I muttered.
Ganja Cat
09-08-2005, 05:51 AM
after that i go to...
ermitonto
09-08-2005, 05:55 AM
the bathroom on some elves
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