Story Line Game

[Ganja Cat]

and we were singing....

[shiva]

"Felix the cat ,the wonderful cat with smack,whenever u need a fix ,he's alway's around with his bag if trix"

[kannabis]

so dig in deep and

[beachguy in thongs]

wipe the cum off, slowly

[st0n3r]

and have a cum-bong....

[beachguy in thongs]

Tanto said, "What the hell?"

[ermitonto]

shrugged his shoulders and inhaled

[Fengzi]

the fly trapped in the

[beachguy in thongs]

ass of Rosie O'Donnell, "Ouch"

[kannabis]

then he was sick when

[Mirno Sctlnd]

a turtle grew out his potatoe field

[beachguy in thongs]

and started eating his herb

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

so he kicked that turtle's ass and packed a new bowl.

[beachguy in thongs]

God's voice grew ever louder.

[st0n3r]

NO mORE THAN FIVE WORDS..........

[st0n3r]

YOU FUCKIN PENIS!!!'' god exclaimed.

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

I'll post in 2 posts

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

so i don't break the

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

rules... my bad 3 posts

[st0n3r]

god gave myantidrugisarmy some mushrooms......

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

and she was so fucking

[beachguy in thongs]

then gave ston3r some herb (for his vision)

[beachguy in thongs]

continued to be so fucking...

[beachguy in thongs]

myantidrugisarmy

That cracks me up, LOL!

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

haha, typo or making fun of me?

[st0n3r]

so st0n3r launches his myantidrugisarmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

Tanto eyes the herb

[st0n3r]

and sends a nuclear attack.....

[NowhereMan]

and sends a nuclear attack.....
the incestrial lesbians go onstage

[BUZz UK]

how did josh get here?

[beachguy in thongs]

josh hangs with the lesbians

[st0n3r]

and jiggles allllllllllllllll nittttttttteeeeeeeeeeeee loooooooooonnnnnnngggggggggggggg.................. .............

[Porkchop913]

with the fine lesbo chicks

[st0n3r]

with pump action V12 dildos.

[beachguy in thongs]

but his handcuffs are tight

[st0n3r]

the pidgeons tragically all dieeeeeeee

[beachguy in thongs]

from injecting too much heroine

[Melton420]

and thats what happend goodnight.

[Melton420]

hahahahaha bitches i fucked it up

[Ganja Cat]

This guy melton is a...

[st0n3r]

legal swag smoking - skag head.........

[beachguy in thongs]

who eats potatoes with his

[Ganja Cat]

dick...then he licks it....

[st0n3r]

outta his mommas hairy mouth..........

[amydan420]

and talking to a twinkie.

[chris420]

that thought he's kinky

[Ganja Cat]

that smelled very stinky

[beachguy in thongs]

and he named it Blinky

[beachguy in thongs]

Blinky said, "Wake the (fuck) up!"

[shiva]

"get in my pick-up truck!"

[st0n3r]

yo outta luck! muva fuka!!!!!!

[NowhereMan]

was so stoned they just

[st0n3r]

carried on travelling to mordor

[beachguy in thongs]

carried on travelling to mordor
{mordor as in mortar, or murder, or a place?}

the three faggot goat riders

[st0n3r]

{mordor as in mortar, or murder, or a place?}

the three faggot goat riders

obiviously havent watched lord of the rings...........

so they lit up a spliff

[beachguy in thongs]

obiviously havent watched lord of the rings..........

Oh, yeah, I did. OK.



stuck the lit end in

[st0n3r]

a cows ass and it.......

[beachguy in thongs]

got the goat really high

[Melton420]

AND TY KILLED EVERY MOTHER FUCKER HERE

[beachguy in thongs]

and YW you the same.

[st0n3r]

explosive cow blew up muva-fuka.......

[beachguy in thongs]

muva-fuka was taken by carriage

[thcbongman]

To candyland where girls...

[beachguy in thongs]

laughed at him very hard

[beachguy in thongs]

he said, "Fuck you, girls" (like a dumbass should)

[candygirl]

and they beat his ass.........

[jkg114]

and stole his bong!

[beachguy in thongs]

and he cried and cried

[dark0ne]

then he found a new.....

[beachguy in thongs]

faggot boyfriend to fuck in...

[st0n3r]

the ultra-mega-cyber-bong........

[st0n3r]

woz missin :O so they laughed........

[BUZz UK]

at ston3r's sopping wet crotch

[Mirno Sctlnd]

about the lack of quality cheese to feed the bee's

[ilikerabbits]

5 words ^^

while pondering the thought of

[beachguy in thongs]

why ston3rs crotch was wet

[chris420]

while watching i love lucy

[beachguy in thongs]

then the dog came in

[ermitonto]

dragging a decomposing human arm

[beachguy in thongs]

stuck in josh's tight ass

[BUZz UK]

"yeah, what?" said the dog

[beachguy in thongs]

"Push, puppy, push", said Josh.

[BUZz UK]

"IT'S COMING!" barked the dog

[beachguy in thongs]

"No, I'm not", said Ston3r.

[Melton420]

i gotta pee said ty

[beachguy in thongs]

Pee in here, said Ston3r

[Canadabis]

And away went the man with no legs

[beachguy in thongs]

floatin' over to Canadabis' house

[Canadabis]

flying over lac pont chantrand

[beachguy in thongs]

jumpin' over fairies playing pinball

[Ganja Cat]

when he got to canadabis house

[ermitonto]

and torched the place down.

[Fengzi]

Burning the vast collection of

[beachguy in thongs]

underwear soaked in carpet cleaning

[st0n3r]

anti-bacteria cleaning stuff

[firsttimefarmer]

and went to n.a meetings

[beachguy in thongs]

anti-bacteria cleaning stuff


good one- I know I left mine at an odd-end. And I thought the only thing someone could write is "stuff". Well, you wrote it...............................>

with a camera on his...

[st0n3r]

giant penis, so josh woz.....

[beachguy in thongs]

interested in snapping some shots

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

and thus began anal probing

[beachguy in thongs]

finding a rare jewel inside

[Dopa]

which he used for a

[beachguy in thongs]

stinky ear plug that left

[Canadabis]

frosty moss green feelings inside

[beachguy in thongs]

a tin full of marbles

[Canadabis]

that grew higher and higher while the water rose

[beachguy in thongs]

spoiling all of Ston3r's friends

[Canadabis]

Rendering unto ceasar waht is ceasars

[beachguy in thongs]

for his salad, not spoiled

[Canadabis]

tuna and not meat, greek is note crete

[beachguy in thongs]

is more susceptible to family-condensing

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

fondling of micheal jackons' fingers

[Microsoft Certified]

uh that doesnot sound right.
1 2 3~ 4 5. forget about mj he nuttie in head.

[beachguy in thongs]

called Bart and he willingly

[st0n3r]

decided to hug everyone around :D

[Fengzi]

spreading the deadly bacteria called

[beachguy in thongs]

Sniffalytus, taken from the Greek

[st0n3r]

word of ''super donkey'', so....

[Fengzi]

his penis began to grow

[beachguy in thongs]

like the greek word for

[Canadabis]

Playing video games high; spazdingiousity

[beachguy in thongs]

a verb, but maybe not

[Canadabis]

causing massive earthquakes and flooding

[beachguy in thongs]

over the great desert north

[Canadabis]

Inciting the wooley camels to stampede across the stars

[beachguy in thongs]

patios out on hollywood blvd.

[Canadabis]

Killing Kevin Spacey and his latino lover

[beachguy in thongs]

whom were bedridden with disease

[Canadabis]

From swapping amoeba with Courtney loves Hole

[beachguy in thongs]

versus Barney loves Rolls today

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

*Ding Ding* sounded the bell

[beachguy in thongs]

Josh took center stage with

[beachguy in thongs]

his great, great, great grandmother.

Now who's gonna type up the story?

[st0n3r]

the ref ''ST0N3R'' they applauded....

[beachguy in thongs]

very quietly, with their wrists

[st0n3r]

they slit-all of them like-sad-lil-goth kids......

[beachguy in thongs]

and then ran around with...

[buddymyfriend]

Tiny pinky purple elephants. Then

[ganjaman67]

stampeded towards Josh scaring him

[NowhereMan]

stampeded towards Josh scaring him
then along came mary(jane ) :eek:

[beachguy in thongs]

so they sat and chilled

[Melton420]

and they took some pills

[buddymyfriend]

they tasted just like cold

[beachguy in thongs]

petrified pig excrement directly from

[Fengzi]

a taco bell burrito supreme

[beachguy in thongs]

from a 'value meal' including

[Fengzi]

the cook's special secret sauce

[ermitonto]

which was some animal semen

[robert42]

but hey it was fucking lovely

[lizka4200]

and tasted really good, he

[beachguy in thongs]

threw it back up, graciously

[Fengzi]

ending the evening's entertainment of

[beachguy in thongs]

nausea production, and then on

[lizka4200]

smoking to much dust, and

[thcbongman]

arsenic, proceed to puke out

[Fengzi]

his dinner of possum stew

[beachguy in thongs]

flavored with seeds of golden

[Canadabis]

sparkling champagne pearls burping loudly

[beachguy in thongs]

disturbing josh's parents, who were

[Fengzi]

pondering the signifigance of the

[beachguy in thongs]

children with long arms who

[buddymyfriend]

Shave their heads with bright

[beachguy in thongs]

barbers that can read books

[Fengzi]

but can't wipe their own

[beachguy in thongs]

grease from their forehead that

[Fengzi]

nicely lubricates the pungent smelling

[beachguy in thongs]

rear-ends of his customers, who

[Fengzi]

would prefer the barber cuts

[st0n3r]

from itchy and scratchy......

[beachguy in thongs]

instead of Abbott and Costello

[Fengzi]

who's incessent mastication only causes

[beachguy in thongs]

the development of Ulcerative colitis

[Fengzi]

resulting in uncontrollable flatulence. Prognosis

[beachguy in thongs]

by his wife, was that

[Canadabis]

He had travelled past the speed of plaid

[beachguy in thongs]

into a world of black

[Toker4LifeVT]

beyond our currently known universe

[Ganja Cat]

and into some strange planet

[beachguy in thongs]

right next to Ston3r's house

[Ganja Cat]

but when he got there

[beachguy in thongs]

Ston3r was in the shower

[Ganja Cat]

while he was masturbating and

[beachguy in thongs]

sticking the gillette razor up

[Fengzi]

into the ceiling fan, attempting

[Ganja Cat]

to be a stupid dumbass

[tokosan]

,got banned from cann.com for

[beachguy in thongs]

and cut off the circulation

[Ganja Cat]

for no reason at all

[flamingskullballs]

then mentally ill twin babies

[Ganja Cat]

smacked him then told him

[beachguy in thongs]

no, you can't be my

[Ganja Cat]

hoe, so he went to

[Bongsmith]

THE END

Hahahaha!!!! The stories over now bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Ganja Cat]

now it's not you stupid...

[mike jones]

THE END

Hahahaha!!!! The stories over now bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

lol...



A new story begins now....

[Canadabis]

In a galaxy far far away

[Ganja Cat]

there was a stupid bongsmith

[Canadabis]

with a wooden spleen

[Ganja Cat]

and a really tiny dick

[Bongsmith]

lol
but got all the ladies

[Ganja Cat]

in his dreams, so he

[Bongsmith]

ended the story............THE END

[Ganja Cat]

of bongsmith's life you retard

[flamingskullballs]

then ganja cat killed gunsmith

[flamingskullballs]

for killing the story before

[flamingskullballs]

lived happily ever after, amen

[Ganja Cat]

to that story so lets

[Ganja Cat]

make a longer new story

[flamingskullballs]

about an otter that flew

[Ganja Cat]

into bongsmith and killed him

[flamingskullballs]

using only his pubic hairs

[Ganja Cat]

as a really big wig

[flamingskullballs]

and wrote a nursery rhyme

[Ganja Cat]

about bongsmith, then he went

[flamingskullballs]

over bridge and through woods

[Ganja Cat]

to his big grandmother's house

[flamingskullballs]

who happened to be dry

[Ganja Cat]

of all the good dank

[beachguy in thongs]

but all her juicy beans

[girlygirl]

coz she was drinking bloodyy marry coctail

[Ganja Cat]

that had real blood in it

[beachguy in thongs]

so she fell back asleep

[johnny cottonmouth]

after she counted some sheep

[beachguy in thongs]

and took her nightly heroin

[Ganja Cat]

with some coke and extascy

[ermitonto]

and eight tabs of acid

[Ganja Cat]

so the bongsmith decided to

[ermitonto]

go on a raping spree

[StarcommanderX]

WHIP OUT HIS INCREDIBLY GNARLED DICK AND SPOOGE ALL OVER THE PRINCESS;S FACE AND SCREAM "MY BUNS ARE BURNING LIKE COALS OF FIRE!!!!!" WHILE THE DRAGON ATE THE LITTLE CHILDREN OF THE VILLAGE AND SHIT HUGE TRUCK SIZED TURDS EVERYWHERE!!!!!

and then....

all went quiet. the autumn leaves blew softly with the wind. a thunder cloud growled softly in the distance. all was calm...too calm. Virgatron scanned the horizon, looking for the castle of El Burrito, but saw nothing but endless fields of grass. something was wrong, he knew it, he felt it in his thigh! he slowly reached for his sword when suddenly..

(darnit ernomito messed me up! you fucker! no offense btw)

[beachguy in thongs]

and, thus, his herpes flared

[Ganja Cat]

a evil bong popped out

[beachguy in thongs]

and Ston3r said Let's get...

[Fengzi]

tickets to a broadway musical

[highjinx]

hold on i forgot my

[Fengzi]

favorite puple lexan penis pump

[highjinx]

which smells of mature cheddar

[Ganja Cat]

and 5 year old sperm

[highjinx]

that tastes a bit like

[beachguy in thongs]

cheetos out of a stranger's...



THIS SITE ROCKS!!!

[highjinx]

pish filled pocket

[johnny cottonmouth]

used to fertilize his weed

[w4terb0ng]

which was of a very mysterious origin. it was some really crazy looking bud... all purple and green and yellow, and orange, and it smelled of.....

[beachguy in thongs]

green peppers and blue shrooms

[Ganja Cat]

with a tiny splash of

[ermitonto]

your mom's sweet pussy juice

[Ganja Cat]

dont talk about my mom

[beachguy in thongs]

ston3r said as he was

[BUZz UK]

pounding her arse quite furiously

[beachguy in thongs]

and the little hairs tickled

[buddymyfriend]

his nose in a way