DATING DONT'S AND DONT'S

[firsttimefarmer]

I've deciced to start this thread to help people in their dating skills.

Read this good advice and add your own tidbit of wisdom;

OK? So here goes.

The first time your new girl takes off her underwear;

DON'T SAY "Hmmm... that remind's me..... I need to buy cottage cheese" :)


your turn ;)

[somebody someone]

talk to their tits not there face, girls love that

[nomadherbman]

a nice slap and pinch of the ass is always a good way to go when you pick up your date

[robert42]

DONT:

Ask ginger girls if the Carpet matches the curtains!

[highjinx]

Are all ginger chicks hornbags or what!

the last one i was with (she was pretty) definetly was!
we were only kissin,
then wen i put my hand down her pants she was as wet as an otters pocket! :D

[firsttimefarmer]

[QUOTE=highjinx]Are all ginger chicks hornbags or what!

YES I've only been with 2 but one wanted it up the ass and the other asked Nay begged me to come on her face.

now how about that advice whatda ye say?
:)

[highjinx]

Thats 3 out of 3 gingers so far that are right up for it! :D

anyone else had a randy ginger?

Dont post if you'v had a crap one, that'll spoil it!

[ScarlettCrush]

I have a handsome ginger boy......I can confirm the randy and the kinky.
(and he's hung like a porn star)

woot! lucky me! :p

[highjinx]

I was hopin to hear about randy chicks.

ill let you off since your a girl. lol.

is that chick in your avatar a ginger? i bet she likes playing the pink oboe! :D

[firsttimefarmer]

[QUOTE=ScarlettCrush]I have a handsome ginger boy....
do these exist?

[highjinx]

Is ginger boy the name of your dog!?? :p

[LOVElife]

Dont say ..... "Baayyy, you've had a healthy paper round!, haven't you flower?"

hahaha

[ScarlettCrush]

girl in my avatar is me...lol

handsome ginger boys exist......this one is a stoner girls dream guy. :p

[NightProwler]

^^^ looks like a scat lover if you ask me...

[pikes peak 69]

Okay I'll ask. What is a ginger girl (or boy).


peace
pp69
My dating don't is: Don't assume that they will wear something easy to slip out of, remind them to where something easy to get into.

[slipknotpsycho]

umm....don't ramble on and on about how your ex did this and you loved it (trying to get them to do it to you) >.< that never turns out too well. if you're a guy and you do this you end up horny as hell with a door slammed in your face only to be left alone with your hand, yet again.

[ScarlettCrush]

^^^ looks like a scat lover if you ask me...
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Now when I posted to this thread I was trying to keep the misogyny down a notch. Already it is getting pretty out of control with rude comments about women and skin flutes and shit. This particular comment is totally uncalled for and if you said it to his face he would probably kick your ass, unless he was too busy holding me back from doing same.

Mind your manners child it is what seperates us from beasts.

[NightProwler]

well you said he was kinky

[mellow mood]

lol this is funny

heres my tip: drink few beers, dont act like an obseded kid, and kiss her gently and softly in her neck then on her lips. then invite her at your home, and have fun

[Twoshots]

First date DO NOT say "Suck me beautiful" taken from American pie film NOT my personal experience b4 u flame ahhaaaahhhhhhh..

[Cheery Cherry]

When you see a man's package for the first time, don't say, "Awww, isn't that cute".

[Cheery Cherry]

Also, never, ever call your partner by a different name. Stick with honey or baby if you can't remember!

[dark0ne]

hold her close, squeeze her tight,wisper in her ear, remember her birthdasy, and randomly show up with flowers. in bed the girl's "needs" come first then you, and take it slow. :) :) :)

[Not Enough Herb]

dont: dont wip out ur dick and say assume the postion bitch!

cuz ur gonna end up crouched in a ball

also, dont be a winey bitch. ppl dont wanna her about how depressed u r. suck it up and take one for the team or else hit the showers son

later

[JackNoble]

Don't get a fucking greedy girl. I agree that the woman's needs come first but when she's done and you're not and she just wants to cuddle.. "Okay bitch, bye bye."