ok i got a situation here

[420purplehaze420]

k it has been my experience that over 90% of the gils i have fooled aroud with have been well trimmed if not shaven, and very clean. ill give u a little background knowlege on how it happened

but im bored of being single and i got a new gf and she is the best looking yet
so theres a local shin dig, and we decide to go(we have only kissed at this point)

so we have a few drinks, go see a few people, go for a car tour and have a few bowls then as were arriving back to the partey she mentions that she wants to go back to my house after monitoring her body language i realize she wants to fool around :D , at this point i am nicely blazed have had a few drinks and am certainly going to get to fool around with this girl :cool:

so we get back to my house i put on some music and she meets me in my room, and im amazed when i find her in my room wearing a short white skirt with no panties and some shirt with a built in bra,(so im thinkin how can this night get any better???) so i go lay down on the bed and 15 minutes later were both wearing basically nothing and i go in to eat her out (basically my favourtie part) and im over come with this horrible stink i dont want to make it public so i proceed, well after a minute er so. i can tell shes likin it so i go a bit deeper and the smell gets worse, i then realize that her nice little couter is the source of this nastly smell :( this sickens me but regardless i finish the job and we both end up coming around and as we lay in bed with a cool breeze coming in through the window i still smell this unwavering stench

so my question is: HOW DO I GET THIS BY HER THAT SHES GOT TO DO A BIT OF SPRING CLEANING??? ignoring it is not an option, and i really dont want to embarass her but i cant go on like this please help! o yeah and just coming out and saying it will not work shes the kind of girl who thinks quite a bit of herself, ive heard of gilrs that are better looking neglect those areas of the body because they feel there hot and thats all that matters

[beachguy in thongs]

I suggest inviting her over for a shower then getting really touchy feely with Herbal Essences body wash.

[420purplehaze420]

thats what i was thinkin but i dont want to have to do that like everyday before we fool around i got a busy shedule, school, my job and i really enjoy smoking weed and watching the comedy channel so i cant have her rely on me for a clean cooter i really dont know what to do

[beachguy in thongs]

One time, while you're down there, mention that you smell something different, it'll probably break the mood for a bit, but at least you'll get her thinking about it. Maybe say something sarchastic with a babyface, like, "Did you wash today?!?" If you're in the shitter after that, blame me.

[mlleyeuxbleus]

Well, showerplay is certainly a nice, diplomatic, fun way around the situation. However, I would *not* suggest using Herbal Essences, or any other highly scented body wash. Many women's naughty bits are highly sensitive to that sort of thing (whether they know it or not). You could cause something as mild as some short-lived irritation, or something more involved like a urinary tract infection or yeast infection.

Get some unscented, gentle soap. Maybe some unscented Aveeno shower gel, or a simple bar of unscented glycerin soap. It may be tempting to use fragrance, but you will only be masking the scent anyway. If the area is actually cleaned, so much the better. Also make sure to rinse thoroughly. I'm a fan of the detachable shower heads... like a bidet in the shower, lol.

[beachguy in thongs]

Another thing, is that odor sometimes indicates infection, maybe you should take her out to dinner and break the news gently?

I'm sorry mlleyeuxbleus, I should've stuck with the Dove.

[pikes peak 69]

Or she just fucked another guy right before you and that's where the smell came from.

[beachguy in thongs]

But, I think this is a recurring thing.

[mellow mood]

id simply tell her man. in a good relation the key is communication.but yea it sucks when the girl is unshaved. i fucked a girl 2 days ago and i could eat her for this reason. but at least she was clean :D

[mellow mood]

i meant i could not* eat her

[beachguy in thongs]

I can't believe people haven't been putting two and two together. Would you rather kiss a bearded face or a clean shaven one? Well, that came out wrong. If you were a girl, that is. I kind of meant, would you rather fuck a shaven pussy or a clean one but that came out wrong too. My point is...eating pussy is much less distracting when you're not getting jabbed with little bristles of the hardest hair on your body.

[mlleyeuxbleus]

Beachguy... yes, Dove is good too, just make sure it's unscented, as regular Dove has a pretty powerful perfume. You're right about the infection thing as well; maybe ask her when the last time she was tested? It must be approached really tactfully & gently, but I would want to know if I were you (or her, for that matter).

I agree with the trimming bit, but the double standard of genders gets a bit frustrating. If only more guys paid as much attention to their personal grooming as they expect of us girls.

[kobeite]

Dude, maybe it's not just a matter of taking a shower.... when it smells fishy down there, it could be an infection... if it happens again, I can bet you the problem ain't going to be solved by her taking a shower.

[mellow mood]

i really hope for ya one thing: that you didnt eat her out if she does have an infection :eek:

that would be gross man


eeeeccch

[slipknotpsycho]

Beachguy... yes, Dove is good too, just make sure it's unscented, as regular Dove has a pretty powerful perfume. You're right about the infection thing as well; maybe ask her when the last time she was tested? It must be approached really tactfully & gently, but I would want to know if I were you (or her, for that matter).

I agree with the trimming bit, but the double standard of genders gets a bit frustrating. If only more guys paid as much attention to their personal grooming as they expect of us girls.


maybe i'm just bizzare then? i'm really self conscience about myself, atleast in that area.....probably more so then most women

[Dragonslayer4200]

well what i would do is just tell her she smells a lil bit not gross but a lil bit it helps to tell her you love her a lot before you tell her and be like i need to tell you somthing and its only cause i love you and it is that you smell a lil ok baby so wash up. and or was she running or anything cause sweat down there could be the cause.

[IrieAllie]

well what i would do is just tell her she smells a lil bit not gross but a lil bit it helps to tell her you love her a lot before you tell her and be like i need to tell you somthing and its only cause i love you and it is that you smell a lil ok baby so wash up. and or was she running or anything cause sweat down there could be the cause.

You know, this cracked me up. I cannot IMAGINE laying in bed with a guy who tells me he loves me, and then says I smell a little bit, and can I wash up. I think I would DIE. ALL the love shit, RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW.

Now, on the other hand.....picture all of us ladies out there, trying to please our men....shoving our noses around sweaty balls and GOD KNOWS what else that's lurking down there. I wouldn't think TWICE about avoiding it all together, if some funk smell was floating around.

Wake up and smell the cooter....she HAS no know there is something not right, eh? I mean, with sex and all, there are certain smells that "belong" and some that don't. Is there REALLY a tactful way to tell a woman her netheregions stink????? God....I don't think so. :confused:

[DonnieDarko]

Wake up and smell the cooter....


LMAO !!! I knew this was coming ..... There was a thread like this a couple of months ago ..... and ever since then, I've been keepin my balls smelling fresh and clean, 24/7 just in case !!!!

Great Response IA :D :D

[beachguy in thongs]

You know, this cracked me up. I cannot IMAGINE laying in bed with a guy who tells me he loves me, and then says I smell a little bit, and can I wash up. I think I would DIE. ALL the love shit, RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW.

Funny, because that's what I meant by 'break the mood', it takes a lot of work after something like that happens.

[Fattie]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, you shoulda stopped eating her immediately and been like what the fuck.

[mlleyeuxbleus]

IRIE!!! lol, you crack me up girl! :D

Yeah, I'm not sure there really is a lovely way to put that. "Next!" lol

Slipknot, I wouldn't call it bizzare, just considerate. Yay you! :)

[mellow mood]

i would have stop to eat her right away too. i mean fuck man thats pretty gross if she does have an infection

[beachguy in thongs]

i would have stop to eat her right away too.


Why? lol

[Cheery Cherry]

Yep, she may have an infection.

Why don't you finger her and let her taste/smell her own pussy? You can't tell me that she doesn't know how she smells...doesn't she care?

[beachguy in thongs]

Why don't you finger her and let her taste/smell her own pussy?


I never thought of that, throw it back in her face!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

No, you can't do that, the poor girl. Or, maybe just give her a whiff.

[dark0ne]

some times my nuts just smell, i assume that this goes for the girly region to. if they do smell, i'm not gonna shove them in my girl's face. well there was this one time......but i was drunk,and never mind.

[beachguy in thongs]

some times my nuts just smell

Do they smell good or do they smell bad?

My nut's smell like shaving gel!

[chronbluntz]

Do they smell good or do they smell bad?

My nut's smell like shaving gel!

ever heard of swamp nut, sweaty balls, fromunda cheese. eeewwwww

[Not Enough Herb]

umm maybe its not an infection

girls r way different then guys down there

stress, anger, depression can all cause things to go crazy down there...which means a different smell...

maybe shes stressed or sumthing...

talk to her...see whats going on in her life...if thats not it then straight up tell her she needs to wash her cooter...u can only be honest and if she gets mad find a cleaner cooter

nuff said

later

[beachguy in thongs]

Hah, stressed! That's a good one. I'm using that the next time I let one out in the elevator. "Uhh, Sorry, everyone, but it's only stress."

[Marko123]

"some times my nuts just smell, i assume that this goes for the girly region to. if they do smell, i'm not gonna shove them in my girl's face. well there was this one time......but i was drunk,and never mind."

How long does a guy go without bathing for his nuts to smell? WTF
_

[slipknotpsycho]

less than a day if he's been playing sports or working.

[Not Enough Herb]

Hah, stressed! That's a good one. I'm using that the next time I let one out in the elevator. "Uhh, Sorry, everyone, but it's only stress."

lol anal stress

i was talking about vaginas...but maybe you have an cunt-ass?

later

[beachguy in thongs]

Whatever, Shakespeare, cunt and ass are different body parts, just like I have an arm-leg.

[powair]

Thats disgusting, I'd outright tell her.

[420purplehaze420]

sorry to bring an old thread back but i just came across it and figured i would give an update....so yeah i got to the route of the problem she had gym 4th period and she didnt go home before the partey so she had no chance to shower so im gunna blame this incident on poor timing, for the people who said just to come out and say it: we had just met like a month before and werent really really close, so if i had said something about it then and there the first time a little bit of action came my way she could have been quite embarrassed and emotionally upset, remember this girl is 15, but i do thank all who posted your help is appreciated, since that night she has been smellin fresh so im glad i didnt ridicule her for that one time since she couldnt very well help it

[lizka4200]

hahha.....well congratulations

[hipEstoner]

id say that she swmells bad, and be like go take a sh0ower11

[CaptainDankNuggets]

Hahahah omfg thats sick

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

if there was an infection, you would know. the cum would be gross not only by scent.
sometimes what you eat has an effect on the smell. http://www.collegesexadvice.com/strange-taste.shtml

smoking, drinking coffe and alcohol, eating a lot of meat and spicy foods can cause it to taste and smell bad. any toxin has an effect on it.

or homegirl needs to shave and shower.

[sMOkeY bOB]

sumtimes wen u love sumone so much (and thier pussy stinks) u jus hav to let them go

i sure as hell wouldnt be tellin no lady her minge has gone feral, but if it has to be dun then let her down gentle, im the same i love to eat a puss, but wen it comes to females i stay quiet, probly why i havent had none for for bout 9 or 10 months.
lol im not worried tho il get laid one day

[MightyFourTwenty]

I suggest inviting her over for a shower then getting really touchy feely with Herbal Essences body wash.

lmmfao wow, that was a good time in this, the moment of my highness... Brilliant!

[chisme]

k it has been my experience that over 90% of the gils i have fooled aroud with have been well trimmed if not shaven, and very clean. ill give u a little background knowlege on how it happened

but im bored of being single and i got a new gf and she is the best looking yet
so theres a local shin dig, and we decide to go(we have only kissed at this point)

so we have a few drinks, go see a few people, go for a car tour and have a few bowls then as were arriving back to the partey she mentions that she wants to go back to my house after monitoring her body language i realize she wants to fool around :D , at this point i am nicely blazed have had a few drinks and am certainly going to get to fool around with this girl :cool:

so we get back to my house i put on some music and she meets me in my room, and im amazed when i find her in my room wearing a short white skirt with no panties and some shirt with a built in bra,(so im thinkin how can this night get any better???) so i go lay down on the bed and 15 minutes later were both wearing basically nothing and i go in to eat her out (basically my favourtie part) and im over come with this horrible stink i dont want to make it public so i proceed, well after a minute er so. i can tell shes likin it so i go a bit deeper and the smell gets worse, i then realize that her nice little couter is the source of this nastly smell :( this sickens me but regardless i finish the job and we both end up coming around and as we lay in bed with a cool breeze coming in through the window i still smell this unwavering stench

so my question is: HOW DO I GET THIS BY HER THAT SHES GOT TO DO A BIT OF SPRING CLEANING??? ignoring it is not an option, and i really dont want to embarass her but i cant go on like this please help! o yeah and just coming out and saying it will not work shes the kind of girl who thinks quite a bit of herself, ive heard of gilrs that are better looking neglect those areas of the body because they feel there hot and thats all that matters



SERIOUSLY I WOULD KICK THE BITCH OUTTA BED AND SAY GET IN THE SHOWER FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DIRTY SWEATY BETTY!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[justinsane]

No, you can't do that, the poor girl. Or, maybe just give her a whiff.

how? like rub her nose in it??

WHAT IS THAT!?! BAAAAAAD GIRL!! KENNEL!! KENNEL!!

[rollinKansas]

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !1

[opiuser]

The last chik i went out with stunk too (first time a chic didnt smell good to me)... it was bad enuf i thought i had fingered the wrong hole (which i didnt).

long story short, i dumped her... im such an asshole... but heay, im not taking any chances when it comes to std's. and i dont like stinky poon

[beachguy in thongs]

ever heard of swamp nut, sweaty balls, fromunda cheese. eeewwwww

You have to know how to take care of your body before you start doing shit to it.

[beachguy in thongs]

how? like rub her nose in it??

WHAT IS THAT!?! BAAAAAAD GIRL!! KENNEL!! KENNEL!!

You stick a napkin in, and then while you're on top of her, stick it in her mouth.
Problem solved. :stoned: