ok i got a situation here

[420purplehaze420]

k it has been my experience that over 90% of the gils i have fooled aroud with have been well trimmed if not shaven, and very clean. ill give u a little background knowlege on how it happened

but im bored of being single and i got a new gf and she is the best looking yet
so theres a local shin dig, and we decide to go(we have only kissed at this point)

so we have a few drinks, go see a few people, go for a car tour and have a few bowls then as were arriving back to the partey she mentions that she wants to go back to my house after monitoring her body language i realize she wants to fool around , at this point i am nicely blazed have had a few drinks and am certainly going to get to fool around with this girl

so we get back to my house i put on some music and she meets me in my room, and im amazed when i find her in my room wearing a short white skirt with no panties and some shirt with a built in bra,(so im thinkin how can this night get any better???) so i go lay down on the bed and 15 minutes later were both wearing basically nothing and i go in to eat her out (basically my favourtie part) and im over come with this horrible stink i dont want to make it public so i proceed, well after a minute er so. i can tell shes likin it so i go a bit deeper and the smell gets worse, i then realize that her nice little couter is the source of this nastly smell this sickens me but regardless i finish the job and we both end up coming around and as we lay in bed with a cool breeze coming in through the window i still smell this unwavering stench

so my question is: HOW DO I GET THIS BY HER THAT SHES GOT TO DO A BIT OF SPRING CLEANING??? ignoring it is not an option, and i really dont want to embarass her but i cant go on like this please help! o yeah and just coming out and saying it will not work shes the kind of girl who thinks quite a bit of herself, ive heard of gilrs that are better looking neglect those areas of the body because they feel there hot and thats all that matters

420purplehaze420 Reviewed by 420purplehaze420 on 08-10-2005. ok i got a situation here k it has been my experience that over 90% of the gils i have fooled aroud with have been well trimmed if not shaven, and very clean. ill give u a little background knowlege on how it happened but im bored of being single and i got a new gf and she is the best looking yet so theres a local shin dig, and we decide to go(we have only kissed at this point) so we have a few drinks, go see a few people, go for a car tour and have a few bowls then as were arriving back to the partey she Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

I suggest inviting her over for a shower then getting really touchy feely with Herbal Essences body wash.

[420purplehaze420]

thats what i was thinkin but i dont want to have to do that like everyday before we fool around i got a busy shedule, school, my job and i really enjoy smoking weed and watching the comedy channel so i cant have her rely on me for a clean cooter i really dont know what to do

[beachguy in thongs]

One time, while you're down there, mention that you smell something different, it'll probably break the mood for a bit, but at least you'll get her thinking about it. Maybe say something sarchastic with a babyface, like, "Did you wash today?!?" If you're in the shitter after that, blame me.

[mlleyeuxbleus]

Well, showerplay is certainly a nice, diplomatic, fun way around the situation. However, I would *not* suggest using Herbal Essences, or any other highly scented body wash. Many women's naughty bits are highly sensitive to that sort of thing (whether they know it or not). You could cause something as mild as some short-lived irritation, or something more involved like a urinary tract infection or yeast infection.

Get some unscented, gentle soap. Maybe some unscented Aveeno shower gel, or a simple bar of unscented glycerin soap. It may be tempting to use fragrance, but you will only be masking the scent anyway. If the area is actually cleaned, so much the better. Also make sure to rinse thoroughly. I'm a fan of the detachable shower heads... like a bidet in the shower, lol.

[beachguy in thongs]

Another thing, is that odor sometimes indicates infection, maybe you should take her out to dinner and break the news gently?

I'm sorry mlleyeuxbleus, I should've stuck with the Dove.

[pikes peak 69]

Or she just fucked another guy right before you and that's where the smell came from.

[beachguy in thongs]

But, I think this is a recurring thing.

[mellow mood]

id simply tell her man. in a good relation the key is communication.but yea it sucks when the girl is unshaved. i fucked a girl 2 days ago and i could eat her for this reason. but at least she was clean

[mellow mood]

i meant i could not* eat her