Funny Prank Calls

[kimchibanana]

Me and my friends have been smoking alot and making prank phone calls lately and we are running dry on ideas so i was wondering what funny prank phone calls u have made that we could try. No stupid ur refrigerator is running shit. Funny stuff.

[whipcreamgoddess]

call people and conduct a sex or drug survey for the govt and ask them stupid questions then tell them the results will be sent to them in 6months!

[BalliN]

call an office building and ask about the secretarys job, then ask for the boss, ask to speak to someone about his job, etc

[Phresher than it Got]

i always call up people on the lowend phones sex lines where people actually tried to get laid in real life, then me and this kid get random girls to come to remote parking lots in minneapolis near peoples houses that we know, and call up the people and tell us if they see whatever car the chick would have was in the parking lot near their house, and then tell the person to call the cops and make stupid girls on phone sex lines get busted for doin nothing, it kicked ass

[kablam]

Call from a cordless in the bathroom. When they answer "Hello?" Flushhhhhhhh. I remember and episode where beavis and butthead did this to someone in the phonebook named "Harry Sachz" uh huh huh huh.... harry sacks.. huh huh

[Tripper]

well i dont think this is that good but when stoned me and my friend get a kick out of it...

ring a random number and when they say hello be like "hello?, who is this?" and then be like why did you ring me? the person will be like "i didnt" "yes you did just then! why do u think im on the phone! :| what are youi crazy now plz tell me who you are and why you called stop playing games!?! " and they will totally get stressed and tripped out.... i think its funny... but that could just be me...

or ring up a random person in the phonebook so u can hav there last name and say " hello is that mr/mrs.(insert randoms last name)? and they'lll userly say yes, then say i was just calling to let you know that we will be delivering your 18 cows this afternoon at about 4. and it goes on from there lol...be creative..keep insisting that the person ordered them and like read out there address and recite the phone number and shit... these are ones me and my friends made up....so use them wisley!

[Budking]

ring ring....
them: Hello
you: Hello
them: Who is this
you:WHO is this
them: this Lil kiki, who is this
you: this Mike Jones! I said, back then they didn't want me now I'm hot they all on me
its only funny when your high and you reall sing it with Feeling lol

and call some crying and say... Oh my God they shot em' they shot him in the back.. oh my God... If its an older woman say... Oh my God mom... hes dead... be really convincing with the crying its hilarious... they start to freak out and think their son or daughter got killed

[naturalmystic]

When i was about 10, my neighbor and i called this goofy kid from school and told him his family's credit card had expired. It was funny shit....until his mother called back in 5 minutes.

[andy704]

ok this is what you gotta do

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/chinesefood.html

[kimchibanana]

ring ring....
them: Hello
you: Hello
them: Who is this
you:WHO is this
them: this Lil kiki, who is this
you: this Mike Jones! I said, back then they didn't want me now I'm hot they all on me
its only funny when your high and you reall sing it with Feeling lol

and call some crying and say... Oh my God they shot em' they shot him in the back.. oh my God... If its an older woman say... Oh my God mom... hes dead... be really convincing with the crying its hilarious... they start to freak out and think their son or daughter got killed


haha Mike Jones we always say that shit when they say who is this? "dont act like u dont know the name"

When we call we usally say that this is your gardener Sancho. Your wife/husband left me bud lights instead of coronas and lime.

Then there like i think u have the wrong house

No No this is Sancho your gardener

Who?

Mike Jones dont act like u dont know my name

END

[Lily420]

lol, i liked the mike jones one.

I usually dont prank call people but the last time i did i called my ex gfs gf while my ex was in rehab and i told her all this shit bout i was that girl who she made out with at so and sos party(we dident make out i was just mad at her cuz she was going out with my ex gf) and then i asked if my ex gf was there and shes like "ooooooh shit, dont tell her that." Then i asked if this was pizza hut and she was like "Oh shit man this isent pizza hut" so i hung up. Then I called a taxi and a pizza to her house. lol so me and my gf at the time and her cousin drove across their street and watched them all confused abut the pizza and the taxi. :D

[BlueCat]

I finally found it....
this is a really funny prank call... :D


http://www.big-boys.com/articles/goodmen.html

[GHoSToKeR]

ok this is what you gotta do

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/chinesefood.html
hahaha, oh man, thats the funniest thing ive ever seen or heard or whatever.. ima watch it again :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Haha, you should see it, man.. it's fucking awesome! I'm still laughing from the fucking thing :D

[vicstar]

we did one rining this boi saying he has won a free pron video and then we need to ask him a few questions to see what he likes to be featured in it we asked all the types of women and shit and asked if he wouldnt mind fat women in it and shit it was quit funny we were stoned out of r brains at the time lol

[Ousted]

I really dont remember where I heard this one (might have been crank yankers...but I dont think so for some reason...)

ring!

Hello?

"Hang up the phone"

what?

"Hang up the phone"

No, who is this?

"Just hang up the phone"

Not until you tell me who this is...

"Please hang up the phone"

No!!!


Something like that anyway. Im sure I fucked it up, but you get the idea, lol. Would be a fun one to play around with.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yay the Jack Nicholson one is brilliant, heard it before, but it's cool. The Napolean Dynamite from ebaumsworld.com is also good:D