omfg UPS glue sucks in the rain!

[mmmresin]

i ordered "something"that came ups and it came early or something because it got wet. well all the glue came off and i came home to a wet wide open envelope that someone else saw. i am so in trouble - i didnt know whether to pick it up or leave it .... waaaa!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Is it weed?

[mmmresin]

Is it weed?
of course

[givemesomeweed]

Pick it up

[Fattie]

what kinda trouble are you in?

parents... your fucked


cops.... take it and hide it somewhere, but just long enuf to smoke it :)

[SomeDude]

Whoever got to it before you might not have looked inside. Grab that shit and hope no one saw what was in there. If no one says anything then keep your mouth shut. Remember, just stick to the lie until you know for sure that they know you are lying. If they ask what it was make some shit up. You may get in trouble for buying weed AND lying, but there's a chance they might not find out at all, and I'm a risk taker, so I'd go with the full bullshit route.

[mmmresin]

Whoever got to it before you might not have looked inside. Grab that shit and hope no one saw what was in there. If no one says anything then keep your mouth shut. Remember, just stick to the lie until you know for sure that they know you are lying. If they ask what it was make some shit up. You may get in trouble for buying weed AND lying, but there's a chance they might not find out at all, and I'm a risk taker, so I'd go with the full bullshit route.
i just walked in on - "well dad my back hurts too can i get some? she is on the phone telling everyone." i know they saw they are nosy.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

i just walked in on - "well dad my back hurts too can i get some? she is on the phone telling everyone." i know they saw they are nosy.

im stoned and
"well dad my back hurts too can i get some? she is on the phone telling everyone."
that sentence confuses the hell out of me.

[tylerkane]

lol, I'm not stoned and that sentence confused the hell out of me
your not alone. lol

[187]

yeah i don't understand either

[MeatRulz]

yes confusing hmmm

[likemclever]

I'm not stoned and I still don't understand...

[Cacophony]

I think he means that he is a father and package said something about back pain, leading to his kids asking for weed.

[weedman7]

and this weed u ordered where did u get??

[mmmresin]

I think he means that he is a father and package said something about back pain, leading to his kids asking for weed.

the kids( found it and told their dad and he said it was medicinal and so the kid said -well my back hurts can i have some weed too?

is that better?

[Mello.as.Hello]

I know how serious this must be for you, but it's kinda funny.

You should be honest with your kids about smoking. It's not any different than drinking, and most dads drink beer in front of their kids. Just let them know it's something they shouldn't get too involved in until they're old enough.