New to marijuana

[steelsaint]

I have never gotten high before. Can anyone tell me what it's like?

[Hydrizzle]

Well, first you smoke, you get a horrible high that feels liek burning acid in your lungs and throat. Then, after about 30 minuits, you start feeling nauseous, and will probably vomit. Actually it's good to vomit, because it releases deadly weed toxins. After this initial vomiting, you are immediately incapacitated and parilized, during which you feel an intense pain in your eyeballs. Of course, it makes you pass out, leaving you open to abuse by other more experienced weed smokers. Well, it also has THE WORST hangover, which will put your ass out for weeks. My final reccomendation: DONT SMOKE WEED! YOU WILL DIE AND TURN INTO JELLY! BAD! M'KAY!?

[MeatRulz]

it will feel really good dont worry bout what he says

[Hydrizzle]

no dont listen to him you willl DIE INSTANTLY! Everyone knows this.

[Red Bacon]

No, you won't die! You will be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your days.

[mrdevious]

lol, don't be assholes you guys, this is supposed to be a friendly place to help each other out.

if you want some REAL answers:

- your first time pace yourself, my first time I couldn't handle it cause I got way too high, quite unpleasant. just take a few hoots, chill out, and you'll feel very nice and relaxed. DON'T smoke 2 whole joints your first time like I did. oh god I wish I didn't, I made a fool of myself lol.

- you may not feel it your first (few) time(s), give it a couple tries.

- you should feel kinda floaty, relaxed, forgetfull, a little bit in your own world. music will sound amazing, food and candy will taste fantastic, everything's more sensual.

- if you're not used to the feeling and haven't learned how to fully control it, you may feel a little anxious. just remember to not focus 100% on the feeling until you're used to it. distract yourself with some fun activities.

- t.v and video games will be considerably more entertaining.

- I tend to get the feeling of the stereotypical "I love you guys" lol.

- you'll probably get the munchies. for some this means craving food because it tastse great, for others it can induce actaul physical hunger. I warn you, you may over indulge and get a tummy ache, so pace yourself!

[dandman18]

that was hilarious, dont worry it won't kill you, youll like it

[VoodooChild]

one word: happyness

[chris420]

hahahah but that what hydrizzle said could actually happen if you "white out" because u smoked too much on ur first sessions but not to that extent . expect to be laughing ur ass off for no reason at all at first and having absolutely no idea whats going on for the next 3 hours or so. chill and go with the flow

[Hydrizzle]

Look, just make sure you don't inhale. Cuz that'll fucking kill you.

[RedRainDrop]

hyrizzle are you retarded or something?

[Ganj]

the first time i got high was unpleasant, also. i smoke a joint of dro'. i was with two other people, my friend crystal who had to attend to her kid, and my friend, jordan who had stopped halfway on the j. they left me the other half, to myself. next thing you know i'm pointing and laughing at some trees.

it got more intense when i went inside. it was like a giant, black wheel of fortune was spinning around in my head...showing me scenes of what i was going to do...after that, i threw up from the dehydration, laid on a bed and passed the fuck out. and since then i've been getting high everyday.

[I Need Money]

the first time i got high i was hitting a bong for like a half hour and felt nothing, but then it hit like a brick. It was definately the most amazing experiance of my life.

[Nightstar]

My first time I could not stop laughing, I was totally laughing my ass off at anything.

I was 16 or 17 somewhere around there, great memories.

[llamaman666]

well..how did t go?

[LilRedDevil]

Well, first you smoke, you get a horrible high that feels liek burning acid in your lungs and throat. Then, after about 30 minuits, you start feeling nauseous, and will probably vomit. Actually it's good to vomit, because it releases deadly weed toxins. After this initial vomiting, you are immediately incapacitated and parilized, during which you feel an intense pain in your eyeballs. Of course, it makes you pass out, leaving you open to abuse by other more experienced weed smokers. Well, it also has THE WORST hangover, which will put your ass out for weeks. My final reccomendation: DONT SMOKE WEED! YOU WILL DIE AND TURN INTO JELLY! BAD! M'KAY!?


:D

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! :p Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!

I just spit beer all over my screen! Not just beer... out the nose beer...Mmmmm Nose beer! :rolleyes:

[Cheery Cherry]

Just start out with a joint (and maybe a small hit - one or two) so you can control it somewhat.

When I first got high, it hit me after about 5-10 minutes and I felt like I was almost floating. I was walking around outside and it made me notice how sunny it actually was. I didn't get sick or anything like that. I just felt really silly. Like I had a permanent grin on my face that I just couldn't get rid of. I came down about an hour or two later. It was cool.

[koshea]

do exactly the opposite of what hydrizzle says and youll be fine, just smoke a lil, be around friends, gets ome chill tunes, some pizza, some milk (whole or 2% preferably, u ahve no idea how thick and creamey and just alla round perfect milk is high) and maybe a popsicle, a nice chill funny movie (although u prolly wont understand it) make sure the temp in the room ur chillin in is good cuz an overly hot room can kill your buzz, get some soft pillows, blankets, whatever you want, and i will be the best feeling ever

[LilRedDevil]

do exactly the opposite of what hydrizzle says and youll be fine, just smoke a lil, be around friends, gets ome chill tunes, some pizza, some milk (whole or 2% preferably, u ahve no idea how thick and creamey and just alla round perfect milk is high) and maybe a popsicle, a nice chill funny movie (although u prolly wont understand it) make sure the temp in the room ur chillin in is good cuz an overly hot room can kill your buzz, get some soft pillows, blankets, whatever you want, and i will be the best feeling ever


I wanna come over...I think I'm in love! Sounds like you really go all out when ya get stoned! :p

[chillstoner420]

the first time i got high, it was with my best friend and we were both 13. we bought a little more than a nic and went out into the woods to go smoke it out of his brothers bowl. we packed about 3 bowls and we smoked those shits quick! during the second one, i didnt feel much. swinging my head felt fun, and i thought that was what being "stoned" was. haha damn, was i wrong! we spent the rest of the night running around the woods, and swinging on swingsets. it was a crazy high. it felt like i was in a dream, kinda. but now, im gettin high everyday man, youll love it, dont worry.

[SativaTrip]

love love love and fun fun fun fun and hungry and remember never to call anyone your mad at when your stoned.....you'll apologize for nothing and then just be pssied even more later...lmfao

[9ski9]

Also, the surroundings are incredibly important the first few times you get high. Pick a place where you won't be paranoid about getting caught or having parents walk in.

[TasteTheRainbow]

The first time I got high I swore that I wasn't. Then I went on a serious refridgerator raid. :D

Just try not to overdo it. Take a few good hits, sit back and relax. :)

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

hyrizzle are you retarded or something?
Nope just thinks hes funny, lol :D