New to marijuana

[steelsaint]

I have never gotten high before. Can anyone tell me what it's like?

steelsaint Reviewed by steelsaint on 07-11-2005. New to marijuana I have never gotten high before. Can anyone tell me what it's like? Rating: 5

[Hydrizzle]

Well, first you smoke, you get a horrible high that feels liek burning acid in your lungs and throat. Then, after about 30 minuits, you start feeling nauseous, and will probably vomit. Actually it's good to vomit, because it releases deadly weed toxins. After this initial vomiting, you are immediately incapacitated and parilized, during which you feel an intense pain in your eyeballs. Of course, it makes you pass out, leaving you open to abuse by other more experienced weed smokers. Well, it also has THE WORST hangover, which will put your ass out for weeks. My final reccomendation: DONT SMOKE WEED! YOU WILL DIE AND TURN INTO JELLY! BAD! M'KAY!?

[MeatRulz]

it will feel really good dont worry bout what he says

[Hydrizzle]

no dont listen to him you willl DIE INSTANTLY! Everyone knows this.

[Red Bacon]

No, you won't die! You will be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your days.

[mrdevious]

lol, don't be assholes you guys, this is supposed to be a friendly place to help each other out.

if you want some REAL answers:

- your first time pace yourself, my first time I couldn't handle it cause I got way too high, quite unpleasant. just take a few hoots, chill out, and you'll feel very nice and relaxed. DON'T smoke 2 whole joints your first time like I did. oh god I wish I didn't, I made a fool of myself lol.

- you may not feel it your first (few) time(s), give it a couple tries.

- you should feel kinda floaty, relaxed, forgetfull, a little bit in your own world. music will sound amazing, food and candy will taste fantastic, everything's more sensual.

- if you're not used to the feeling and haven't learned how to fully control it, you may feel a little anxious. just remember to not focus 100% on the feeling until you're used to it. distract yourself with some fun activities.

- t.v and video games will be considerably more entertaining.

- I tend to get the feeling of the stereotypical "I love you guys" lol.

- you'll probably get the munchies. for some this means craving food because it tastse great, for others it can induce actaul physical hunger. I warn you, you may over indulge and get a tummy ache, so pace yourself!

[dandman18]

that was hilarious, dont worry it won't kill you, youll like it

[VoodooChild]

one word: happyness

[chris420]

hahahah but that what hydrizzle said could actually happen if you "white out" because u smoked too much on ur first sessions but not to that extent . expect to be laughing ur ass off for no reason at all at first and having absolutely no idea whats going on for the next 3 hours or so. chill and go with the flow

[Hydrizzle]

Look, just make sure you don't inhale. Cuz that'll fucking kill you.