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Red King
07-10-2005, 06:20 AM
http://www.livejournal.com/users/quiztress/14276.html

I laughed my arse off while reading.

HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Ganj
07-10-2005, 06:43 AM
dude. i'm fuckin' cracking up laughing over here. thanks.

NoosaHeads
07-10-2005, 06:56 AM
haha Bloodninja is tha man....
I have seen his "Cyber" attempts before...

st0n3r
07-10-2005, 07:50 AM
funny ''cyber'' lmao

my curtains are on fire NOOOOOOOO

ermitonto
07-10-2005, 07:57 AM
Hahaha, that's so funny I'm nearly crying.

"I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite."

Red King
07-10-2005, 08:14 AM
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass

lol

BalliN
07-10-2005, 09:29 AM
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

kimchibanana
07-10-2005, 10:56 AM
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass

lol

that was the funniest shit ever

GHoSToKeR
07-10-2005, 01:55 PM
J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.

:D :D :D

Encatuse
07-10-2005, 07:48 PM
I've read em before but you just made my day. I love these so much I could cry.

GHoSToKeR
07-10-2005, 08:44 PM
Are there any more of those anywhere?

Lily420
07-10-2005, 08:49 PM
HAHA!!! Thats sum funny shit....its so fun o fuck with ppl on p2p :D