Another One Bites the Dust....

[Gothen]

So, tonight was shaping out to be a great night. My two best friends came over and I was surprised with a nice green treat. Turns out, we had two bowls left over from last night. I thought it was gone.
So, me and them smoked one bowl. They then proceeded to make Ovaltine and a nice small cup of Cocoa Pebbles. That's right. CUP. (amazing, actually.....)
Anyway, a lot of other stuff happened in the middle, but the amazing part was. We were going back to get some 24 B to the E to get for someone and we got a call from a close friend. Said he had just got back some Florida and brought back some <i>niiiiiice</> dank. He then proceeded to tell her (one of my friends) that he was going to give us some for free because he is really close to us. So, we get it. The it's a <i>fat</i> nugg. The entire thing just covered in white crystals with these huge, huge red hairs. It sticks to her finger.

So, we get another good friend of ours (me and him go back a loooong time and he's also my usual dealer). We start driving around because we want somewhere COOL to smoke we haven't smoked at before. My other friend suggests we smoke in the dugout at the diamond. So, we're all up for the idea....except the girl who suggested it. She's passing out and now she can't get out of the car. We leave her behind and she gets out.
Anyway, so now we're smoking this bud. It tastes soooo good. It's sweet, especially when you lick the top of your mouth. It hits hard on the way out, though. Anyway, we pack it into two faaaat bowls (we usually prefer bowls over joints, but we love blunts, anyway). Theres only 4 of us, so they go aroound for a while.
20 minutes later: We're at Dairy Queen and we literally take 10 minutes to order. We kept cheesing and my friend couldn't get the words out of her mouth. None of us could talk. Anyway, so finally we're driving up to the window (there's about...4 people ahead of us) and I ask what time it is. THey say it's 9:30. I reply that there is NO way it's 9:30. That we were at the dugout for at least a half hour and that we started smoking at 10. We all look at our watches and shit and, sure enough, 9:30. This weed...Oh Em Gee. I say, "Hey, guys. One of the effects of marijuana: distorted sense of time." We all just BUST out laughing. Worse than before. The car behind us is honking and all that.

5 minutes later: Still in line, next. Some guy about 40-45 drives beside us and smiles this...evil smile, and drives on. It turns out to be my friend's dad. So, she calls him (this is the girl who isn't driving). He says that he is on his way home. He didn't act mad, she said. So, they hang up. Her mom calls. Her mom says that her dad told her that he's heard that my friend has been doing some terrible things and that he was on his way back to tell her. Her mom says some bad stuff, I guess, because all my friend keeps repeating is, "This is insane." So, we had to drop her off and she's going to be drug tested and all that jazz.

To think....just 30 minutes before that person drove up beside us, we were all thinking that tonight was going to be one of the good times that we'll all remember for the rest of our lives....

[mynameismike0]

damn dude....


"its fun to smoke marijuana"

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Damn thats shitty stuff.

[mellowyellow]

i like dairy queen and bud but not drug tests

[NowhereMan]

20 minutes later: We're at Dairy Queen and we literally take 10 minutes to order. We kept cheesing and my friend couldn't get the words out of her mouth. None of us could talk. Anyway, so finally we're driving up to the window (there's about...4 people ahead of us) and I ask what time it is. THey say it's 9:30. I reply that there is NO way it's 9:30. That we were at the dugout for at least a half hour and that we started smoking at 10. We all look at our watches and shit and, sure enough, 9:30. This weed...Oh Em Gee. I say, "Hey, guys. One of the effects of marijuana: distorted sense of time." We all just BUST out laughing. Worse than before. The car behind us is honking and all that

inconsiderate of others is all that was
nothing funny about it to me,
not rian on ya parade here but
i hate wiating on dumass;s who come to a fast food place and cant order
they make it all fucked up for everyone wanting to get home ect
smiling at the people asking dumass questions,like wtf time is it.
being silly like that Cheesing shit at a drive thru earns ya nothing but bad times
and its like showing off that ya smoke weed.whats that all about?
asking dumass questions like what time is it and the being AMAZED
come on man,get fucking real here,whoopity doo get the fuck out others way
if i was in line waiting,behind ya i'd get road rage buddy
get ya stoned ass home if ya cant handle ya shit and not be stupid when smoking
if a nugget of good makes ya world go all goofey
dont smoke
so if ya worried about someones dad finding out
dont do that shit
have a lil thought about somebody else in line next time
they want to get food and go on not wiat on you to be amazed and announce that you smoke weed to the person at the window working,who only wants your order.
sorry to sound like a prick but that kinda bugs me when i see that makes people who smoke look like a bunch of dumasses that cant say Gimmi a number 1 with a coke

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

20 minutes later: We're at Dairy Queen and we literally take 10 minutes to order. We kept cheesing and my friend couldn't get the words out of her mouth. None of us could talk. Anyway, so finally we're driving up to the window (there's about...4 people ahead of us) and I ask what time it is. THey say it's 9:30. I reply that there is NO way it's 9:30. That we were at the dugout for at least a half hour and that we started smoking at 10. We all look at our watches and shit and, sure enough, 9:30. This weed...Oh Em Gee. I say, "Hey, guys. One of the effects of marijuana: distorted sense of time." We all just BUST out laughing. Worse than before. The car behind us is honking and all that

inconsiderate of others is all that was
nothing funny about it to me,
not rian on ya parade here but
i hate wiating on dumass;s who come to a fast food place and cant order
they make it all fucked up for everyone wanting to get home ect
smiling at the people asking dumass questions,like wtf time is it.
being silly like that Cheesing shit at a drive thru earns ya nothing but bad times
and its like showing off that ya smoke weed.whats that all about?
asking dumass questions like what time is it and the being AMAZED
come on man,get fucking real here,whoopity doo get the fuck out others way
if i was in line waiting,behind ya i'd get road rage buddy
get ya stoned ass home if ya cant handle ya shit and not be stupid when smoking
if a nugget of good makes ya world go all goofey
dont smoke
so if ya worried about someones dad finding out
dont do that shit
have a lil thought about somebody else in line next time
they want to get food and go on not wiat on you to be amazed and announce that you smoke weed to the person at the window working,who only wants your order.
sorry to sound like a prick but that kinda bugs me when i see that makes people who smoke look like a bunch of dumasses that cant say Gimmi a number 1 with a coke


Whoa whoa whoa, stop the viloence, sorry nowhere but that was kinda uncalled for.... just my opinon and i understand its yours. and i didnt say that as a flame :D u'd win if we'd argue lol just puttin my two cents...

[Ausman]

You know i have never though about it that way but he makes a good point. I always try to be as normal as possible just so people arent hassled by me. I would rather just be that guy who sits in th corner of taco bell than that guy who cant make his order...but that does suck about your friend but you shouldnt have let everyone know you where high as a kite.

[mynameismike0]

once we went to taco bell and we were sitting in the corner (lol) but it was midnite and we were the only people there. i'm pretty sure the employees realized we were stoned, but anyways, instead of ordering like normal people we just sorta.... told the guy our order from our table while my friend went and picked it up for us. then we called the survey number on the back of the receipt and i sang them a song about how good their tacos were. but we weren't in the drive thru and the only thing we were doing was entertaining the employees, not being a hassle to the customers. if someone else had come in we would have shut up in a hurry so we wouldn't get in trouble.

[Ausman]

HAHA once we were at a show and needed a smoke and some food. so we blazed a fat joint on the way to taco bell. once we got there we ordered like normal and got our food now the employ then informs us we smell like weed and better not go home to our parents,he is obviously cool with it. next i move to the drink machine and try to push the ice despenser and it wouldnt work.Then this old old lady tells me that you have you push the big red button that says ice. I felt so stupid so i carried her tray for her stoned as hell the whole time. after that we got our asses outa there as fast as we could

[mynameismike0]

yea dude u and cody and tommy were paranoid as FUCK that day. i wanted to chill and eat some tacos but u made me drive back to the show and eat in the parking lot. man fuck u!

j.k <3

[Ausman]

Yea we were we were stoned off our asses codys fisrt time in like 6 weeks

[NowhereMan]

Whoa whoa whoa, stop the viloence, sorry nowhere but that was kinda uncalled for.... just my opinon and i understand its yours. and i didnt say that as a flame :D u'd win if we'd argue lol just puttin my two cents...

violence?
haha stop the assuming im violent
apparently you've never tried to get some food after a day of work and some goofey kid up there stairing at a menu saying
what time is it
wow man im high,so high look at me im high what time is it really wow man u sure its really that time man im so high ,today flew by..........

wont or cant order cuase he so high its too funny to him and the CREW

that makes stoners look like goofey asses and that my friend aint cool

i can fucking say 'a #1 please,'no matter how stoned and i dont got to ask some minimum wage employee silly ass questions like what time is it
if ya dont see how fucking silly that is,
then your Just a kid and it dont matter
just would like him think about others next time
im sure it never crossed his mind he may be pissing off someone in a hurry to eat and get home to their family,while he having a luagh about his Buzz.they are waiting on him to make up his mind,to actually place a order not to check time ,or he never cared if he did piss anyone one off and make them wiat,one them FUCK them type people who only thinks of themself
ya know the type they sit in the road and say I pay taxes i can sit here in your way all dam day if i want,

u pull up and cant order,,DRIVE OFF get out the way,dont sit there giggling and get them call the cops and get yourself and crew busted
peace

[dizzy spells]

hey guys,you dont have to be stoned to ,piss people off in line of customers at some take away joint.you want to try going to mcdonalds with my family.they wait till you right up there at the front,then still cant decide what they want.that really pisses off the,rather large people,who are waiting to see if your going to buy the last 3 pies or those last big,fresh cream cakes at the cake counter.Mmmmmmmm caaaaake

[hatlawer]

i hate it when people are relly irresponsible with weed, or any drugs for that matter.
thats part of the reson marijuana is illegal and people think it EVIL.
and people like your friends parents wouldnt think its so bad.

just my two cents... didnt wanna piss on your parade gothen.
and keep on postin your stories.

[w4terb0ng]

well you can't stop ALL of the kiddos from acting a fool when they are high in public. i've been there ....and i've been that kiddo. but i DO understand the reason for getting pissed off about taking up one's time by acting out in line like that. in fact, one day my dad and i were at work and went to taco bell for lunch. (this is in illinois where nobody seems to have manners anyway) anyhow, my dad gets in line, and i go to the bathroom. when i come out, there's like 20 something people in line....fresh off the schoolbus. so i'm standing here....annoyed as fuck, waiting on these loud, abnoxious school kids to get out of my way. they call my dad's order number, and he tries to approach the counter to get his food, but 6 or 7 of these guys are blocking his path. he says "Excuse me!" in his extremely deep and loud 'God voice'. (that's what i call it, because it shakes the walls when he talks basically) these kids totally ignore him. i just turn my head because i know what's coming. my dad bumps one of them up against the counter and says "if you don't wanna move.....i'll move you myself!" and this little scrawny fucker turns and says in a smart ass tone, "i don't think that will be necessary"...and just stands there looking at my dad who is about 6'3" 225lbs. i'm shaking my head and covering my eyes at this point... and my dad gets even louder...."I'LL PICK EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU UP AND MOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" lol... everyone in taco bell is looking.... anyhow, they all shut the fuck up and got out of the way.

[jimbones]

kids kids will be kids nowhereman

[Gothen]

Oh my god, you people. Come on. You're attacking me without even knowing all the facts. Did I forget to mention that we were in line for 20 minutes either way? The people there were working slow as fuck anyway. It was near closing time for them so they didn't even try to hurry things along. When we finally got to the window, they had all our orders just sitting on the counter without even giving them to us. We waited a couple minutes and had to knock on the window. Even then, all of a sudden, every FRICKIN' employee disappears when it comes time to givin' us our food. We get it eventually.

Another point is, you really don't know me or my friends. We're about as responsible as all you people when it comes to your smoking. My friends are just that way anyway. We didn't make a spectacle. It wasn't like everyone could hear us. The people behind us honked but it wasn't for shit anyway. We couldn't move from the ordering spot if we wanted to. We had cars in front of us that weren't moving. So before you're so quick to criticize me and my friend's actions, make sure you know everything. I'm not getting defensive, but you people just went on and on about how we're perfect examples of why weed is illegal and people thinks its evil.

Also, another reason why we "held up the line" was because my friend lost her wallet under her car seat. So sorry for being high and misplacing something. That never happens for you guys, I bet.

Oh yeah? Well, whatever. I like how you can just jump on me without knowing anything about me. I'm gonna go smoke a bowl, take off all my clothes, and piss on the neighbors flowers while laughing uncontrollably because I'm the reason why weed is illegal and why everyone thinks it's illegal. ^_^

[RaoulDuke45]

what dairy queen did you go to, like what city

[EverydayJunglist]

. I'm gonna go smoke a bowl, take off all my clothes, and piss on the neighbors flowers while laughing uncontrollably because I'm the reason why weed is illegal and why everyone thinks it's illegal. ^_^

LoL...Im with ya bro...ya just posted an experience and people are jumpin all over ya....i've smoked for 5 years and a couple of hits of the right kinda weed will still make me giddy as a school girl

[hatlawer]

im naked right now. but im not pissing on flowers. i wish i was. im gonna find some flowers... ahhhh thats better! Now where were we? Thats right. gothen dont worry i didnt mean to say YOUR the reason people think marijuana is bad. I just happen to feel strongly about people being stupid or irresponible with drugs. I didnt mean to suggest that you were irresponsible. I mean't other people who do reallly stupid things. Not accidentally holding someone up at a DairyQueen store for like 5 mins... 5 MINUTES GEEZ! You didnt fucking rob the place! Anyway i think people should remember the story is just about someone being busted. it not about everything gothen did during the night and whether or not it was right or wrong.
SHUTUP! everyone!

[Kid Dynamite]

/\/\/\ he forgot to mention...he robbed the place too

[ZigZagZeppelin]

that makes stoners look like goofey asses and that my friend aint cool


agree with that

[hatlawer]

lol!! -kid dynamite

[NowhereMan]

[Oh my god, you people. Come on. You're attacking me without even knowing all the facts. Did I forget to mention that we were in line for 20 minutes either way? The people there were working slow as fuck anyway. It was near closing time for them so they didn't even try to hurry things along. When we finally got to the window, they had all our orders just sitting on the counter without even giving them to us. We waited a couple minutes and had to knock on the window. Even then, all of a sudden, every FRICKIN' employee disappears when it comes time to givin' us our food. We get it eventually.

well they probly tired of fuckers asking silly questions and grinning like idiots
ya know,when all they want to do is go home after a long day
have ya ever had a job and worked all day?

ever think of that?

just so ya know ,i aint thinking your some bad person or anything just saying you should think of others more,regardless of what some other asshole did.

lets let fast food be fast shall we,lol
peace

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Lol nowhereman likes to assume. :D