Another One Bites the Dust....

[Gothen]

So, tonight was shaping out to be a great night. My two best friends came over and I was surprised with a nice green treat. Turns out, we had two bowls left over from last night. I thought it was gone.
So, me and them smoked one bowl. They then proceeded to make Ovaltine and a nice small cup of Cocoa Pebbles. That's right. CUP. (amazing, actually.....)
Anyway, a lot of other stuff happened in the middle, but the amazing part was. We were going back to get some 24 B to the E to get for someone and we got a call from a close friend. Said he had just got back some Florida and brought back some <i>niiiiiice</> dank. He then proceeded to tell her (one of my friends) that he was going to give us some for free because he is really close to us. So, we get it. The it's a <i>fat</i> nugg. The entire thing just covered in white crystals with these huge, huge red hairs. It sticks to her finger.

So, we get another good friend of ours (me and him go back a loooong time and he's also my usual dealer). We start driving around because we want somewhere COOL to smoke we haven't smoked at before. My other friend suggests we smoke in the dugout at the diamond. So, we're all up for the idea....except the girl who suggested it. She's passing out and now she can't get out of the car. We leave her behind and she gets out.
Anyway, so now we're smoking this bud. It tastes soooo good. It's sweet, especially when you lick the top of your mouth. It hits hard on the way out, though. Anyway, we pack it into two faaaat bowls (we usually prefer bowls over joints, but we love blunts, anyway). Theres only 4 of us, so they go aroound for a while.
20 minutes later: We're at Dairy Queen and we literally take 10 minutes to order. We kept cheesing and my friend couldn't get the words out of her mouth. None of us could talk. Anyway, so finally we're driving up to the window (there's about...4 people ahead of us) and I ask what time it is. THey say it's 9:30. I reply that there is NO way it's 9:30. That we were at the dugout for at least a half hour and that we started smoking at 10. We all look at our watches and shit and, sure enough, 9:30. This weed...Oh Em Gee. I say, "Hey, guys. One of the effects of marijuana: distorted sense of time." We all just BUST out laughing. Worse than before. The car behind us is honking and all that.

5 minutes later: Still in line, next. Some guy about 40-45 drives beside us and smiles this...evil smile, and drives on. It turns out to be my friend's dad. So, she calls him (this is the girl who isn't driving). He says that he is on his way home. He didn't act mad, she said. So, they hang up. Her mom calls. Her mom says that her dad told her that he's heard that my friend has been doing some terrible things and that he was on his way back to tell her. Her mom says some bad stuff, I guess, because all my friend keeps repeating is, "This is insane." So, we had to drop her off and she's going to be drug tested and all that jazz.

To think....just 30 minutes before that person drove up beside us, we were all thinking that tonight was going to be one of the good times that we'll all remember for the rest of our lives....

Gothen Reviewed by Gothen on 06-28-2005. Another One Bites the Dust.... So, tonight was shaping out to be a great night. My two best friends came over and I was surprised with a nice green treat. Turns out, we had two bowls left over from last night. I thought it was gone. So, me and them smoked one bowl. They then proceeded to make Ovaltine and a nice small cup of Cocoa Pebbles. That's right. CUP. (amazing, actually.....) Anyway, a lot of other stuff happened in the middle, but the amazing part was. We were going back to get some 24 B to the E to get for Rating: 5

[mynameismike0]

damn dude....


"its fun to smoke marijuana"

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Damn thats shitty stuff.

[mellowyellow]

i like dairy queen and bud but not drug tests

[NowhereMan]

20 minutes later: We're at Dairy Queen and we literally take 10 minutes to order. We kept cheesing and my friend couldn't get the words out of her mouth. None of us could talk. Anyway, so finally we're driving up to the window (there's about...4 people ahead of us) and I ask what time it is. THey say it's 9:30. I reply that there is NO way it's 9:30. That we were at the dugout for at least a half hour and that we started smoking at 10. We all look at our watches and shit and, sure enough, 9:30. This weed...Oh Em Gee. I say, "Hey, guys. One of the effects of marijuana: distorted sense of time." We all just BUST out laughing. Worse than before. The car behind us is honking and all that

inconsiderate of others is all that was
nothing funny about it to me,
not rian on ya parade here but
i hate wiating on dumass;s who come to a fast food place and cant order
they make it all fucked up for everyone wanting to get home ect
smiling at the people asking dumass questions,like wtf time is it.
being silly like that Cheesing shit at a drive thru earns ya nothing but bad times
and its like showing off that ya smoke weed.whats that all about?
asking dumass questions like what time is it and the being AMAZED
come on man,get fucking real here,whoopity doo get the fuck out others way
if i was in line waiting,behind ya i'd get road rage buddy
get ya stoned ass home if ya cant handle ya shit and not be stupid when smoking
if a nugget of good makes ya world go all goofey
dont smoke
so if ya worried about someones dad finding out
dont do that shit
have a lil thought about somebody else in line next time
they want to get food and go on not wiat on you to be amazed and announce that you smoke weed to the person at the window working,who only wants your order.
sorry to sound like a prick but that kinda bugs me when i see that makes people who smoke look like a bunch of dumasses that cant say Gimmi a number 1 with a coke

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

20 minutes later: We're at Dairy Queen and we literally take 10 minutes to order. We kept cheesing and my friend couldn't get the words out of her mouth. None of us could talk. Anyway, so finally we're driving up to the window (there's about...4 people ahead of us) and I ask what time it is. THey say it's 9:30. I reply that there is NO way it's 9:30. That we were at the dugout for at least a half hour and that we started smoking at 10. We all look at our watches and shit and, sure enough, 9:30. This weed...Oh Em Gee. I say, "Hey, guys. One of the effects of marijuana: distorted sense of time." We all just BUST out laughing. Worse than before. The car behind us is honking and all that

inconsiderate of others is all that was
nothing funny about it to me,
not rian on ya parade here but
i hate wiating on dumass;s who come to a fast food place and cant order
they make it all fucked up for everyone wanting to get home ect
smiling at the people asking dumass questions,like wtf time is it.
being silly like that Cheesing shit at a drive thru earns ya nothing but bad times
and its like showing off that ya smoke weed.whats that all about?
asking dumass questions like what time is it and the being AMAZED
come on man,get fucking real here,whoopity doo get the fuck out others way
if i was in line waiting,behind ya i'd get road rage buddy
get ya stoned ass home if ya cant handle ya shit and not be stupid when smoking
if a nugget of good makes ya world go all goofey
dont smoke
so if ya worried about someones dad finding out
dont do that shit
have a lil thought about somebody else in line next time
they want to get food and go on not wiat on you to be amazed and announce that you smoke weed to the person at the window working,who only wants your order.
sorry to sound like a prick but that kinda bugs me when i see that makes people who smoke look like a bunch of dumasses that cant say Gimmi a number 1 with a coke

Whoa whoa whoa, stop the viloence, sorry nowhere but that was kinda uncalled for.... just my opinon and i understand its yours. and i didnt say that as a flame u'd win if we'd argue lol just puttin my two cents...

[Ausman]

You know i have never though about it that way but he makes a good point. I always try to be as normal as possible just so people arent hassled by me. I would rather just be that guy who sits in th corner of taco bell than that guy who cant make his order...but that does suck about your friend but you shouldnt have let everyone know you where high as a kite.

[mynameismike0]

once we went to taco bell and we were sitting in the corner (lol) but it was midnite and we were the only people there. i'm pretty sure the employees realized we were stoned, but anyways, instead of ordering like normal people we just sorta.... told the guy our order from our table while my friend went and picked it up for us. then we called the survey number on the back of the receipt and i sang them a song about how good their tacos were. but we weren't in the drive thru and the only thing we were doing was entertaining the employees, not being a hassle to the customers. if someone else had come in we would have shut up in a hurry so we wouldn't get in trouble.

[Ausman]

HAHA once we were at a show and needed a smoke and some food. so we blazed a fat joint on the way to taco bell. once we got there we ordered like normal and got our food now the employ then informs us we smell like weed and better not go home to our parents,he is obviously cool with it. next i move to the drink machine and try to push the ice despenser and it wouldnt work.Then this old old lady tells me that you have you push the big red button that says ice. I felt so stupid so i carried her tray for her stoned as hell the whole time. after that we got our asses outa there as fast as we could

[mynameismike0]

yea dude u and cody and tommy were paranoid as FUCK that day. i wanted to chill and eat some tacos but u made me drive back to the show and eat in the parking lot. man fuck u!

j.k <3