Record Times you Jerked off

[Sentinel]

What is the most you ever choked the chicken succesfully in 1 day?

[daZenfmeister]

five

[Hektik]

When i was 13 or so i think i went on a wackin spree to some porn movies i got ahold of.... 9 times or so i think. in 1 day. I don't think i could do it 9 times these days though :(

[Hydrizzle]

I dunno, sometimes i was in such a mastrubatory frenzy I dont even know how many. Must've been alot though. :D :D :D :D
:rolleyes:

[slipknotpsycho]

sittin in a jail cell by myself bored off my ass...about 20 times lol

[Cheery Cherry]

sittin in a jail cell by myself bored off my ass...about 20 times lol

Holy Shit! :eek:

[mytm]

3 to 10 times a day its a great workout very good for your health.

[slipknotpsycho]

well when you're in a jail cell with no one to talk to and nothing to do there ain't much you can do lol

[henrypj]

slipknotpsycho, has your avatar always been constantly moving or have i only ujst noticed

[muncheemama]

well when you're in a jail cell with no one to talk to and nothing to do there ain't much you can do lol
how did you do it without getting caught by the guards or someone else? :confused:

[slipknotpsycho]

uhm....the gaurds don't realy come around, and i was in one of the corner cells where they couldn't see me anyways....and should they start coming around there's always some ass begging to be let out ^^ and yes my avatar has always moved and i've had it like nearly a year now

[jacquelyne]

If someone gets locked up they aint gonna worry about guards watching them toss.Men in jail might be stuck there for years they couldnt care less if you seen them slap it

[boywonder]

seven was well bored at my granmas house

[Juggalotus17]

Eleven.

[mellow mood]

3.

no im not a crazy masturbator. once a day is just ok for me :)

[muncheemama]

everyday?

[Xx420.JUGGALO.420xX]

mostly one time a day every single day. gotta luv porno. its the sex your never gonna get. lmao

[i jus wanna smoke]

i must say i am quite proud of this, 13 times in a day, me and some friends were havin a contest i won!! but if you want a good orgasm do it high it is insane!

[Juggalotus17]

you beat your meat in front of your friends?
wait.... you WATCHED your friends beat their meat in front of you?!

[imagoober]

3 when i was in middle school, once in the morning and twice at night and that only happened once

[tylerkane]

like 6, my tank was empty :(
so by the last 2 times, it wasnt really worth it
i didnt feel like a man :(

[ZigZagZeppelin]

i must say i am quite proud of this, 13 times in a day, me and some friends were havin a contest i won!! but if you want a good orgasm do it high it is insane!

were u deadcenter @ ur circlejerk?

[hoodedclum]

i must say i am quite proud of this, 13 times in a day, me and some friends were havin a contest i won!! but if you want a good orgasm do it high it is insane!


.......


a contest with your friends eh ?

[slipknotpsycho]

the contest shouldn't have been how many times but how much ahem stuff you could produce.....if i had to i could jerk 24/7 it's not like that's much of a contest

[Adrenaline Rush]

What is the most you ever choked the chicken succesfully in 1 day?

lol! what do you mean succesfully?? Is there such thing as failed attempts??

[slipknotpsycho]

yea, not acheiving orgasm

[9ski9]

lol! what do you mean succesfully?? Is there such thing as failed attempts??
Yeah, if you get in an arguement with yourself and your dick leaves.

And what the fuck is it with circle jerks? I never even heard of it when I was in school. I had a lot of friends, but none of em were that close.

[EverydayJunglist]

^the dolphins fuckin blow

[Adrenaline Rush]

Yeah, if you get in an arguement with yourself and your dick leaves.
And what the fuck is it with circle jerks? I never even heard of it when I was in school. I had a lot of friends, but none of em were that close.

LMAO!!

[Adrenaline Rush]

^the dolphins fuckin blow

you must be a Jills fan....

[jacquelyne]

Theres nothing wrong with boys having a toss together lol its not like there sucking each others willys is it ?

[EverydayJunglist]

you must be a Jills fan....


haha,u got my number friend....the dolphins are the bills number one rival,so i had to say something....

[nomadherbman]

sorry but i have to say the doliphins suck, id say the same about the bills if drew wasn't with there
PATS!!!! you all know their gunna take it again this year

and no im not a ban wagon fan..........they were my team way before they lost to green bay in the superbowl

[EverydayJunglist]

drew plays for the cowboys now.....u patriot ban waggon jumper

[9ski9]

Theres nothing wrong with boys having a toss together lol its not like there sucking each others willys is it ?

IDK, it just strikes me as the lamest entertainment possible. To each his own, though. I had a best friend that used to go clubbing with me and we'd sometimes double team girls; we'd always say "Sorry, dude" if we accidentally touched each other while screwing her.

[GfLoW]

The max for me is 3 times.

[Encatuse]

you beat your meat in front of your friends?
wait.... you WATCHED your friends beat their meat in front of you?!

Back off, we were watching porn and we always had blankets or sleeping bags to cover ourselves so no one saw eachothers penis. Besides, we were like 13, and it wasn't gay at all. The whole time we'd be commenting about boobies and vagina's that none of us would see for years, wasn't no homosexuality going on in my circlejerks.

Oh, that accusation wasn't directed at me? In that case, yeah, I gotta agree, that's so fucked up.... Groossss. I just don't understand it ya know? :confused:

[nomadherbman]

^^^^ dude wether you didnt see each other shit.....your still wacking off in the same room with your pals...thats just gross

and jungilist no shit is he really! sorry if i typoed.... i like the bills because alot of pat players played for them

[Gothen]

I was, like, 9 or 10 once and I was spending two weeks with my aunt and uncle. They have one son, three daughters. Well, that weekend 3 other cousins were coming to visit for 2 weeks as well.
The point is, one night they were watching this channel that wasn't supposed to come in but it did (porn, cha). They were passing around baby oil, and it came around to me. At first I was like, "...what the heck?" (didn't cuss back then, they started me on it, lol ^_^) Then I was like, "....?....o_o....o_0....O_O...." "Get that shit away from me!!"

Then I turned around and went to sleep.

For me, 5. About 4 years ago just did it to see how many I could go because I was curious. Just 5.

[EverydayJunglist]

^^^^ dude wether you didnt see each other shit.....your still wacking off in the same room with your pals...thats just gross

and jungilist no shit is he really! sorry if i typoed.... i like the bills because alot of pat players played for them
yep my 2 fav teams are buffalo and dallas.....now dallas got fuckhead bledsoe...lordy

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Hmmm well i know i use to wank it A LOT, lol not as much anymore... but i would say somewhere between... 6-9. Yeah. 3-4 times a day everyday is awesome too tho....lol unless you dont have to do it at all *wink* haha :D

[nomadherbman]

wow, ya'll must have scabes and sores all over your wanks...jesus christ, you know wacking off way to much decresses sperm count and slowly decresses your chances of having a family.......once a day is good for me........although i did fuck my ex like 12 times last valintines

[slipknotpsycho]

if this is turning into a football discussion ALL FOOTBALL AND SPORTS SUCK

[EverydayJunglist]

haha slipknot....u are not american!

[nomadherbman]

hes not a human being!!!! alien!

[Tech]

Coming down off whizz is the time you will beat the ol chap stupid.
Or acid come to that.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm american i just don't like sports anymore, i used to have a box about as big as a 15'' monitor comes in full of football cards, i used to loooooooooove football...then dallas started having a bad run and ruined it for me for the rest of my life....

[ontariogrower]

I once did it 18 times but after that my dick was fucking sore as hell and was hiding on me.

[ontariogrower]

Back off, we were watching porn and we always had blankets or sleeping bags to cover ourselves so no one saw eachothers penis. Besides, we were like 13, and it wasn't gay at all. The whole time we'd be commenting about boobies and vagina's that none of us would see for years, wasn't no homosexuality going on in my circlejerks.

Oh, that accusation wasn't directed at me? In that case, yeah, I gotta agree, that's so fucked up.... Groossss. I just don't understand it ya know? :confused:


Hahaha man i guess i'm a fucking queer too cuz i did that as well when i was about 13. With like 10 people in the room. It was a contest. lol.

[Encatuse]

Hahaha man i guess i'm a fucking queer too cuz i did that as well when i was about 13. With like 10 people in the room. It was a contest. lol.

Finally, someone else mans up to this. Thank you ontariogrower. You made it on my list of Most Respected Members. -laughs- That's not a joke either.

[looseends]

man...i've got some catching up to do.

[kimchibanana]

after reading this i realized how normal i am (not the circle jerk thing).

[Killa.Kali]

9 lol can you tell i was bored? locked in a room with a TV and a bunch of tweak...i was just doing it to see how many times i could do it before it turned purple...god what was i thinking

[Moogs]

The most times I have double clicked the mouse in one day would be 5x.

I know, I lack sufficient equipment for jerking off, but I thought I would answer anyways. :D

[zebbedee2]

it is good doin it every day but when you dont do it for about ten days and then you go for it,its ten times more intense and feels better,thats my advice ha ha ha.

[clowny]

about 8

[NightProwler]

wow.... i thought it was bad when i jerked off 3 times in one day. ...wow... like seriousley... wow.. thanks guys now i dont feel like im addicted to jerkin off.

[rastabill89]

this is what happens

[mikeo14]

me about 3 I cant stand it after that the soreness and aching of the stick

[Hardbud]

Theres nothing wrong with boys having a toss together lol its not like there sucking each others willys is it ?

Ha ha ha :)

[Hardbud]

me about 3 I cant stand it after that the soreness and aching of the stick


H a ha ha did you do it dry

Oil your self up next time and it won't hurt at all.

[A Foo Says]

One time I got really high and wanted to masturbate. I masturbated, went to watch TV then was like 'man i bet masturbating would feel awesome'. I kept forgetting that I had already masturbated and I didn't know, I musta did atleast like, 8 times going back and forth from computer to living room.

[looseends]

did it 3 times once.

[STDzRus]

Eight times in one day.

14 times total.


I was going for the record because I was bored....really bored.


I heard it's about 18 19? successful times?

[Chaffinch88]

8 when i was younger and hornier.

[Da1lungwonder]

Never really counted..maybe 3,i dunno

[Sentinel]

OK folks, I have devoted a couple days to finding my personal best and its 6. Those last 2 were tough but i soldiered my way through.

[Smokey McPot]

man some of you are real MASTER-baters.

[Smokey McPot]

did any of you guys ever get like blisters or anything after doin it like 9 times. HA HA

[STDzRus]

did any of you guys ever get like blisters or anything after doin it like 9 times. HA HA
FUCK YEAH, I was out of commission for three days, or I was supposed to be, but I needed to jerk a few out in those three days. Needless to say my dick hurt like a bitch!

[Ganj]

the most times i've jerked my gerk was six times. i was thirteen years old watching some porn off the cinemax channel. i was impressed, six consecutive orgasms.

[WEED]

wow, ya'll must have scabes and sores all over your wanks...jesus christ, you know wacking off way to much decresses sperm count and slowly decresses your chances of having a family.......once a day is good for me........although i did fuck my ex like 12 times last valintines


That was one of the most uneducated comments that can be made about masterbation.

[kimchibanana]

this is what happens

I love DomoKun he is so cute

[Hydrizzle]

Five hundred thousand million billion google-plex to the tenth power.

[Cennar]

i have sex...

[mellow mood]

maybe 4 times. fuck it man jerking off is just so boring. i could fu ck a girl as many times as id want, but jerk off... bwaaa

[firsttimefarmer]

What is the most you ever choked the chicken succesfully in 1 day?
14 in 24 hours, i shit u not, when i was 15. holy hell tem were the days

[SamoanLawyer]

whenever Im hungover and got no gf Im super horny, its the alcohol makes ya horny, Ive batted off 23 times one day, The most orgasms with my gf was 18 in about 24 hours.
I have prolly twice the sex drive now as I did when I was 18, im 34 now and can go alot farther and better than ever

[420purplehaze420]

lol! what do you mean succesfully?? Is there such a thing as failed attempts??
lol

[Whos Carl]

20 times no joke i was ill no tv just pc with porn

[Takahashi]

20 times no joke i was ill no tv just pc with porn

lolol word to jackin off when ur sick.. dont jack off when u have mononucleiosis.. i still have it and thats a loooooong time..

[Garden Knowm]

Lots of animals masterbate. I have 3 dogs and they all masterbate.. It is hilarious. they put there snout on their cock and go back and fourth real fast... and whenthey nut they bite their own leg.. all of them do it..

actually, animals in captivity do all the same things that humans do... rape, homosexuality, insest.. they do it all.... just like MAN... "cause man is nothing but an animal... but you all knew that... lol

true dat

hi jaque

[beachguy in thongs]

3 times in one day. Highest I've ever recorded since I started taking statistics in 1975.

[Kotton Mouth Freek]

3 or 4

[shavdbud]

ok 2 many posts 2 read............all i can say is hay guys, can i watch :)

[beachguy in thongs]

^^^ all i can say is...you must be a girl...do you want my address?

[Melton420]

well i havent ' Stroked the chicken" in many years i have a wife and i get laid almost every night, but when i was a boy once at night was good enough.... defzen....5! damn, what were you trieng to accomplish

[shavdbud]

yes im a girl......and i must say i have a "thing" 4 watchin a man with his hand on his cock.......yummy

[beachguy in thongs]

yummy...I have a girlfriend, get laid everynight, jerk off mostly everyday...but am considering priesthood soon. You know, cause they're so cool. I'd rather walk down the street with a priest's hood than a witch's hood. I don't know what I'm gonna do...
The girl is trouble.

[beachguy in thongs]

I can't believe the things I tell you people!!!

[smokey]

why would u want to know the amount of times someone else has masturbated in one day
especially if ur a guy lol

[beachguy in thongs]

I guess, he was bored and couldn't think of anything else.

[Warlock]

When I was about 14 I used to spank my monkey about 6 times a day. Now it's just one at night though, unless I'm watching a lot of porn then I spank it like I was 14 again lol.

[scarface123]

10 times
in one day!! :D

[CaptainDankNuggets]

6 Times

[jus]

What is the most you ever choked the chicken succesfully in 1 day?8 times in 1 day

[jakenthegentiles]

25 all right

[chisme]

u know the first day you found out about it its like WOW a new toy!
lol i think that day i hit the 13 times mark :D


i heard a romour goin around that garden knowm still wanks 23 times day sometimes he doesnt wipe his hands b4 toking a joint :D

lmfao

[Bwueh]

Nine witmy gurl. Don't like chikin it that much.

[hipEstoner]

47,,, all day long,, just so i could always say i win at sometjing, haha,, but normaly i dont but once or twice a week,, sometimes i dont enev ever in a week,, just depends on when im in the mood,, im usually to fucked up to do ne thing

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I have no idea. I know there are days when I have no school when I'll do it 10-40 times a day. One day I spent 8 hours doing nothing but jerking off. I'd cum...wipe...start again. No breaks but for shit, piss, and food.

[opiuser]

most ive wanked in a day was 4 times... but this one time, i got head like 13 times within four hours...

god i miss that girl. her and i were such hornballs when we were together (this is the same chic who's dad caught us just as i got inside)