To avoid getting a girl pregnant

[mytm]

Jerk off as many times as you can before you go to see her. If your are trying to get her pregnant stay a week or more without cumming this will mount a big load and have a better chance.

[mellow mood]

u put a damn condom or she takes pills

thats not complicated man

[CALIKINDBUD]

That just weird dude,............

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[mytm]

Avoid disease but if you want the full pleasure of sex without the risk of getting her pregnant jerk off. As for birth control pills they have a male form of it too i would not take them and do not expect someone to do something that i would not do myself.

[Cheery Cherry]

Avoid disease but if you want the full pleasure of sex without the risk of getting her pregnant jerk off. As for birth control pills they have a male form of it too i would not take them and do not expect someone to do something that i would not do myself.


You're kidding, right? :rolleyes:

[mlleyeuxbleus]

Once again I'm flabbergasted that in this age of sexual awareness, such myths are still being perpetuated. Well, at least now I can stop wondering how people still continue to get STDs & have unwanted pregnancies.

While masturbating (male) prior to sex may result in a smaller 'load' & somewhat lower sperm count (temporarily!), it won't help prevent pregnancy. Remember the film from sex ed? One egg, one sperm. It only takes *one* swimmer to penetrate the egg, & voila! You're a daddy.

And now for the other bit of misinformation... the male birth control pill is actually not available yet. It is still in clinical trials in Europe (Netherlands, to be specific). Reports about when it will be released onto the market vary from later this year, to 5 or 10 years down the road. Another male birth control device, similar to Norplant (the sticks under the skin in the arm), has been tested in both Europe & the U.S.

I'm reminded of a Harvey Danger lyric here & my tongue is about to bleed.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm with the person above me...dude there is no assurance of non pregnancy unless you just don t' have sex. so please don't fill people with these ideas becasue i feel sorry for the first person that tries this and finds out th ehard way it doesn't work. even if a doctor tells a chic or a dude they could never get pregnant, that doesn't mean it won't happen so this is even more of a chance of getting someone pregnant.

[Fengzi]

Once again I'm flabbergasted that in this age of sexual awareness, such myths are still being perpetuated. .

I don't think flabbergasted is a strong enough word for this but since I can't think of a better one I guess I'm flabbergasted too :eek:

What gets me is how sure mytm seems of this knowledge. If he had posted this as a question of "I heard.....is this true?" I would congratulate him on trying to become better informed. But to put his out as a fact and then later argue mellowmood's point.....well......that's just flabbergasting!!

[Fengzi]

^On a more serious note, let me explain how my daughter was created. I normally do not go into graphic details about sex with my wife because I'm not 15 anymore but in this case I think it's warrented.

Anyhow, my wife and I had been visiting with her parents for 10 days. For whatever reason ("what if they hear us?" "Feels weird" etc) she did not want to have sex in their house. Needless to say I was horny as hell and was jerkin off every chance I could. On the way home we took a one night side trip before coming home and stayed in a hotel. Before leaving her folks house I had jerked off in the shower. A couple of hours later we got to the hotel and promptly got into it. We started with some 69 and I ended up cumming in her mouth. A short while later we were having sex and I came inside of her. This was after already coming twice in less than two hours time.

That was about two years and 9 months ago. I now have a two year old daughter running around and wreaking havoc wherever she goes. Before and after this we had been using condoms but not that one time. So, there's liitle doubt that was the time. We were totally cool with it since we were both in our early 30's and had been thinking it was about time anyway. If it's not time for you though, PUT ON THE DAMN CONDOM!!!

[mellow mood]

are u telling me u put condom after that night? coz if so then its not your daughter...

[Fengzi]

^ I mean other than that one time I had used a condom. And trust me, it is my daughter.

[makor01]

lol umm WTF

[mytm]

Jerking off would lower the chance for it"the pregnancy" to happen because you shoot less out after every load.

[slipknotpsycho]

would you really want to risk it tho? i mean sure it could be used to add to condoms and birthcontrol to further lower the risk of pregnancy but should not by any means be used by it's self......it can also be used to make sex last longer...in most cases atleast.....

[homestar]

ever heard of pulling out...? :D:D:D

[homestar]

or...the term...pearl necklace...??

[slipknotpsycho]

....precumm....pulling out isn't much more safe than the masturbation theory listed above......(by above i mean the very first post, before he changed shit aorund)

[muncheemama]

are you kidding me? im speechless...this is like 7th grade health class shit..i dont know what to say....god help us all ............

[homestar]

hmm, from what i understand theres no semen in 'pre-cum' - its more or less the male version of vaginal lubricant...actually, semen mixes with this fluid and thats why its so viscous. i'm fairly certain that semen has to be released with the act of orgasming...

i could be wrong though..

[slipknotpsycho]

you are wrong....lol look it up.
to all those still looking for a lazy way to not get a girl pregnant (since you don't just want to do it the safe way) stand on your left foot, put your right hand on your forehead, put your left on your right buttcheek. hop around in a circle, counterclockwise 7 times. then you will be garunteed not to get a girl pregnant.

[makor01]

im with munchee

[homestar]

yeah i looked it up...i stand corrected! *foot in mouth*