Can ENOUGH weed digested kill you?

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Okay, so tonight a friend of mine had an ounce on him when we went into a grocery store. He's a compulsive thief, and even though I told him a security guard was watching him, he took one of those fucking pink cocoanut snowball things.

I asked him if he took something as we were walking out and he said no. So we make it right to the exit and the cop is standing right there and says, "Sir, would you mind emptying your pockets?"

So I run the fuck outta there cause I had my bong and a dime bag on me, but they take him back to a room. Well, I'm waiting outside from a distance for like an hour and so he finally comes out.

I was expecting him to come out in handcuffs cause of all the weed, but no.

"WHat the fuck happened?" I ask him. "Didn't they find the pot?"

"Oh, I ate it," he says.

He ATE an ENTIRE FUCKING OUNCE OF POT!!! Apparently he had time before they searched him to pull it out and eat it.

I took him home after that and he was nearly passed out when we got to his house. I had to help him in.

Is he gonna be alive when I call him tomorrow? Can you die from enough weed? What the fuck is gonna happen to him? I should have had him throw up but I didn't think about it at the time.

[GHoSToKeR]

It takes something like 10,000 times your body weight in weed to kill somebody. Thats just a guess though, coz I dont remember the actual number, but you get the point.

[ShamanicHippy]

yeah man he will be fine. actually better than fine he will still be high

[hardon]

that is the coolest thing i have ever heard. his shit will reek of ganja for weeks!!!!

[soldier1944]

wow man he is gonna be fucked for a while

[EverydayJunglist]

did anyone else thing of the part in cheech and chong when they talk about following chongs dog around to get back his bud...and the dogshit joint....?

[GreenGaucho]

Your friend is a fucking idiot.

[OreO]

thats some good shit man...haha


cheech and chong,,,,,g.o.a.t

[OreO]

Your friend is a fucking idiot.
if ur saying hes an idiot for eating the bud to save his ass...do u really think that? But if ur talkin about how big of an idiot he is to steal some stupid fuckin food that u can just buy for what...50 cents? I AGREE but owell diff strokes for diff folks right?

[Rarrr]

If you digested a litre of honey oil would that kill you?

[LonerStoner]

^^doubtful, but you wouldn't be right for a looong time

[Etrain]

HOly fuck this thread is funny.

[SumSkater540]

ya he wont die, just be higher than hell for a few days, eating that much wud prolly make u so high ud be dizzy and sick and possibly get vertigo. So he will feel wayyy too high for a while and will just have to deal with that shit, being THAT hight isnt much fun.

[BUZz UK]

lol, i'm lmao at the title of this thread!

[ermitonto]

It's a pretty stupid thing to shoplift with an ounce of weed on you, IMHO.

P.S. You would need to consume pounds upon pounds of weed all at once before you got remotely close to getting enough THC in your system to be fatal.

[Hektik]

Damn i don't think i could eat an ounce in a hurry. Well i guess if i was in the heat of the momment i could. I'd do the same shit. But i wouldn't steal shit like that. If you're going to steal something might as well make it something worth the risk. My opinion

[Kid Dynamite]

hell be ok, but hes gonna be fucked for a pretty damn long time.

[im chris]

Go to his house tommorow and take a camera ... we must see pictures of this guy while he's fucked ... hahahaha

[xNoa]

he'd of slept it off, the high wont last that long.. to be honest i dont believe it anyway, noone fucking steals with a oz on them, and fuck me u couldnt eat a pure oz in that kind of time (they wouldnt of left him alone anyway, cos hed just chuck whatever he stole away?)

go smoke ur dimebag

[tir na nog]

define ENOUGH weed!!??

[BUZz UK]

go smoke ur dimebag
lol, harsh...maybe tru :D

[kami]

he'd of slept it off, the high wont last that long.. to be honest i dont believe it anyway, noone fucking steals with a oz on them, and fuck me u couldnt eat a pure oz in that kind of time (they wouldnt of left him alone anyway, cos hed just chuck whatever he stole away?)

go smoke ur dimebag

i love ur pic i have a poster of it in my room!

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

For as long as I've known him he has stole and he especially loves to steal with incredible risk. He's not too bright, as you said.

When I got home I smoked some of my dime sack. Never fear.

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Well, he may not be stupid. But he's lacking in common sense. I just called him and he didn't pick up. Probably too fucked up.

[sawleaf]

For as long as I've known him he has stole and he especially loves to steal with incredible risk. He's not too bright, as you said.

It's not very bright in my opinion to associate with idiots like that. When you are handcuffed one day you'll be thanking your friend. :rolleyes:

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Yeah, I know. The worst part about the whole thing is that I told him a cop was watching him AND I even asked him if he stole something and he lied to me. He could have fucked me for sure because of his incompetence. When he gets back to this plane of existence I'm gonna beat the shit out of him. Or yell at him. Whatever.

[420ultimatesmokage]

i would be pissed, i try not to hang around compulsive thiefs

[xNoa]

Yeah, I know. The worst part about the whole thing is that I told him a cop was watching him AND I even asked him if he stole something and he lied to me. He could have fucked me for sure because of his incompetence. When he gets back to this plane of existence I'm gonna beat the shit out of him. Or yell at him. Whatever.
well whatever but u still cant eat a oz straight

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Why couldn't one? It may not be pleasant, but you just put it in your mouth and swallow... you know... like eating.

[hipEstoner]

i had the same thing happen to me but it was only a quarter

[Darkneon420]

I would have ate it too, although i wouldent shoplift ne wayz.

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

I should go buy some snowballs and eat them in his honor. Motherfucker was dazed today when I talked to him.

[Hektik]

heh i know a guy who is a klepto... i almost never go with him into stores and shit. He's a cool ass guy though, hella chill. He has money too but he steals shit all the time... just for the fact of stealing i guess

[GTC21]

I thought weed had to be smoked/burned/cooked to affect you? The heat activates the thc or something?

I don't think you could eat a whole ounce. Our saliva couldn't digest the plant matter, you wouldn't even be able to swallow it, it would get stuck in your throat. YUK!

[forestcouch]

it doesnt have to be "activated", go take a look at the little crystals on the outside of your weed, thats what gets you high.

[mellow mood]

hes dead man. i ate 1 ounce last year and i died.

[Looker]

Why would anybody wanna eat weed like that anyway???? :confused:

I think I would try to distance myself from anybody doing that....

Fuckin stupid....

[smokingskeleton]

guys chill its a stupid thing to do but fuck it, just stay away from him when you see him stealing dont have to fucking "distance" yourself away from him. fuck i need a joint...hit a dryspot :( but i have a load of weed ordered for monday!!

[EverydayJunglist]

I thought weed had to be smoked/burned/cooked to affect you?

That's what i thought too GTC
And godamn,an oz of weed without something to chase it with.

[givemesomeweed]

That was just stupid as fuck. He lost so much money be eating that ounce. Just think if he would have just bought the fuckin cakes he would have saved alot of money. lol
Thats my opinion.

[givemesomeweed]

IM stoned

[yoda]

if you were in that situation, would you rather get busted for an oz or try to save your ass? my bitch ass would start eating....i'd sya htere is a chance he threw some of it away or something. an oz in about how long?