Can ENOUGH weed digested kill you?

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Okay, so tonight a friend of mine had an ounce on him when we went into a grocery store. He's a compulsive thief, and even though I told him a security guard was watching him, he took one of those fucking pink cocoanut snowball things.

I asked him if he took something as we were walking out and he said no. So we make it right to the exit and the cop is standing right there and says, "Sir, would you mind emptying your pockets?"

So I run the fuck outta there cause I had my bong and a dime bag on me, but they take him back to a room. Well, I'm waiting outside from a distance for like an hour and so he finally comes out.

I was expecting him to come out in handcuffs cause of all the weed, but no.

"WHat the fuck happened?" I ask him. "Didn't they find the pot?"

"Oh, I ate it," he says.

He ATE an ENTIRE FUCKING OUNCE OF POT!!! Apparently he had time before they searched him to pull it out and eat it.

I took him home after that and he was nearly passed out when we got to his house. I had to help him in.

Is he gonna be alive when I call him tomorrow? Can you die from enough weed? What the fuck is gonna happen to him? I should have had him throw up but I didn't think about it at the time.

FRANKFRANKFRANK Reviewed by FRANKFRANKFRANK on 05-27-2005. Can ENOUGH weed digested kill you? Okay, so tonight a friend of mine had an ounce on him when we went into a grocery store. He's a compulsive thief, and even though I told him a security guard was watching him, he took one of those fucking pink cocoanut snowball things. I asked him if he took something as we were walking out and he said no. So we make it right to the exit and the cop is standing right there and says, "Sir, would you mind emptying your pockets?" So I run the fuck outta there cause I had my bong and a dime Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

It takes something like 10,000 times your body weight in weed to kill somebody. Thats just a guess though, coz I dont remember the actual number, but you get the point.

[ShamanicHippy]

yeah man he will be fine. actually better than fine he will still be high

[hardon]

that is the coolest thing i have ever heard. his shit will reek of ganja for weeks!!!!

[soldier1944]

wow man he is gonna be fucked for a while

[EverydayJunglist]

did anyone else thing of the part in cheech and chong when they talk about following chongs dog around to get back his bud...and the dogshit joint....?

[GreenGaucho]

Your friend is a fucking idiot.

[OreO]

thats some good shit man...haha


cheech and chong,,,,,g.o.a.t

[OreO]

Your friend is a fucking idiot.

if ur saying hes an idiot for eating the bud to save his ass...do u really think that? But if ur talkin about how big of an idiot he is to steal some stupid fuckin food that u can just buy for what...50 cents? I AGREE but owell diff strokes for diff folks right?

[Rarrr]

If you digested a litre of honey oil would that kill you?