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Boing66
07-13-2013, 10:05 PM
I must say, I learned a lot on this site. I have been a smoker for many years and quit for 4 months. Then started again at least 4 -8 blunts a week. The last day I smoked was July 4. I went ahead and purchased Test Pure just incase I have a job interview coming soon and now I do next week. I am an avid Surf Fisherman so I sweat a lot here in sunny Florida. What is your thought about me passing with Test Pure or is the THC still hanging out in my fat cells. I am 6'1 200 pounds.

Thanks for your time :)

Burnt Toast
07-14-2013, 01:37 AM
The only way youre going to know for sure if theres THC still being stored in your fat cells is if youre consistently failing home tests.

All of those magic detox potions are nothing but a big scam to prey upon the credulous and taking their cash. When they do work at all, they work by diluting. You can spend an obscene amount of money on a magic elixir, and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using just water and vitamin B2.

Boing66
07-15-2013, 02:13 AM
I understand there are test at Walgreens but they are not effective as Lab corps. Which test do you recommend?

mhjtc4689
07-15-2013, 02:22 AM
From what I understand the Quickscreen tests use the same cut off as LabCorp. Labcorp does not have some sort of secret sorcery that makes their system better than anyone elses. Standard Immunoassay.

Think about Wal Greens marketing a product, there has to be validity to the fact its accurate. Also, quick screen says that the lines for marijuana will always be lighter then their other tests.

magicbrownie
07-15-2013, 08:31 PM
im 6'0 230lbs and I stopped smoking memorial day weekend may 27th and im still failing home test strips..however I do pass them when im diluted..but I excersised the entire time I stopped smoking and lost 30lbs and im still coming up positive for thc which really sucks!:mad:
tomorrow is my test and im spooked for its for a very good job..

mhjtc4689
07-16-2013, 02:25 AM
Heres what I did. I went to Labcorp. Downtown Chicago. If I had known how easy it was to Sub, I would have. I was friendly with the nurse, she had me sign the sheet saying the temp was between 90-100F BEFORE I peed. I went into the bathroom, there was no blue dye in the toilet, nothing. The door was closed and she was down the hallway. This was today mind you.

I went in at about 10:30 to take the test. Woke up at 7:30. Drank a large gatorade, refilled that with water, then drank a Vitamin water. Crushed up B-2 and ate it (nasty) but it gets into your system faster then taking the pills its self. My urine looked natural. I think I have a pretty good chance of passing after 28 days abstaining. All at home tests were negative on the first void.

When I peed I counted 1,000,2000,3000,4000 peed in the cup, counted to 4 again, and then finished in the bowl. Making sure the first and last of my urine was not in the container.

I will report back the result when I get it, probably next week knowing how slow this is. Anyone else find it ridiculous they ship your pee out of state? Or maybe that was just where the labcorp corporate offices are. My urine was not even split. Just a pure 30 ML sample.

Boing66
07-16-2013, 08:04 PM
I have purchased the First Check kit and tested positive for THC. I have to take the drug test tomorrow and all I have is the Pure Test liquid, will this be good

for tomorrow or does anybody have any advice I would appreciate it. My first job offer and now I am freaking out like most people. Please respond :)

Burnt Toast
07-16-2013, 08:27 PM
I have to take the drug test tomorrow and all I have is the Pure Test liquid, will this be good

for tomorrow or does anybody have any advice I would appreciate it. Go back and read post #2 of this thread.

Then read up on both the Dilution and Substitution "sticky" threads.

Boing66
07-26-2013, 10:03 PM
Test Pure Platinum worked for me. It may be over priced but heck if I can buy bud then I can purchase this product and pass. The best advice I can give you is plan way ahead to stop toking before a drug test comes along.

Burnt Toast
07-26-2013, 10:48 PM
Test Pure Platinum worked for me. It may be over priced but heck if I can buy bud then I can purchase this product and pass. What worked for you was the dilution factor thats associated with the drink and not the drink itself. If what youre saying is true, then you wouldve passed that same test right then and there if you were to pour the snake oil down the drain and refilled its bottle with straight tap water.

Boing66
07-26-2013, 11:53 PM
You have a such a negative attitude towards these drinks. If they work let it be!!! This is the second time I used this drink in 10 years and it works that is it. If it was $200 I would have paid because somebody created a factor that beats the test.

Burnt Toast
07-27-2013, 12:54 AM
You have a such a negative attitude towards these drinks. If they work let it be!!! You seem to be taking up a defensive posture when someone points out that detox products are a scam. Why is that? I'm asking this because historically the only persons that take up such a posture are those shilling for the makers of such products.

As far as me having a negative attitude towards "detox" products - you bet! I, for one, have zero respect for the scamming detox product industry whom only exist to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed, fearful, and credulous and seperating them from their hard-earned cash. Cannabis users facing drug tests deserve better, as they are victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these buzzarding scam artists swooping down into the mix.
Its a crying shame that their presence will remain as long as the uninformed continues to fall for their antics - (if you'll excuse the pun, Mr Surf Fisherman) hook, line, and sinker.

If it was $200 I would have paid because somebody created a factor that beats the test. Uh, allow me enlighten you on a newsflash: The makers of your beloved elixir do not hold paternity to that factor and neither does any of the competing makers. Drinking fluids to dilute a urine sample in an effort to pass a U/A has been around long before the advent of the scamming detox product industry.