Visine-A
05-23-2013, 05:51 PM
Hey Guys,
I Just want to start off by saying how amazed I was at such a tight knit community everyone has built here. Gives you those feelings :cool:
Anyway, I have a great job offer like many of you, and was required to take a drug screen at LabCorp.
Here is where I'm at,
About Me:
5'10
180 Pounds
Went on about a 2 week smoking spree 3 weeks before I found out about the test, and through God's will found this forum!
Took several home THC tests (didn't use them first thing in the morning etc etc), I failed the first one, and the rest had such faint lines I was probably imagining it.
So the day of the test I decide since I had a faint line, I had a good chance at diluting.
Drug Test #1
I started to drink water early in the morning and urinated multiple times (like 8 times) before going to take the test. I also took multiple vitamins for color.
When I arrived at the facility, I was paranoid they would listen for a "mid-stream" sample, so I used the public restroom and urinated a good bit and then held it. (torture)
I sign in, and get called up pretty quickly. I made small talk etc etc, and she hands me the cup.
She probably wrote down diluted before I even left the restroom, I have never pissed so much in my life! But it had color and she split the samples and had me sign my papers.
24 hours I get a call from my potential employer that it was diluted and I need to retake it.
Drug Test #2
I race to my local headshop and buy regular QuickFix 5.7-1, go home, follow the instructions and strapped it to my leg. (I also turned on my heated seats in my car to keep my temp up)
I was much more nervous this time, and checked the temperature before going in, but I must admit, my mind was racing and I don't even remember what the temperature was when I handed back the sample.
On the paper she did check that it was "between 90 - 100" and split the samples up and had me initial the vile (which I didn't have to do before)
I'm still waiting to hear back, but no matter what happens thank you all for your empathy and support. Such an awesome thing to see!
Any feedback would be appreciated, please don't be too rough on me about the temp, I was nervous :(
This much I know, and probably most of you guys already know, DON'T DON'T DON'T DILUTE! I read a hundred articles and it seems rare that you get the opportunity to retake it.
I will keep you guys posted for sure, and feel free if you are in the same panic state as me, I will answer any questions I can!
Love you guys!! #nohomo #iloveeveryone
I Just want to start off by saying how amazed I was at such a tight knit community everyone has built here. Gives you those feelings :cool:
Anyway, I have a great job offer like many of you, and was required to take a drug screen at LabCorp.
Here is where I'm at,
About Me:
5'10
180 Pounds
Went on about a 2 week smoking spree 3 weeks before I found out about the test, and through God's will found this forum!
Took several home THC tests (didn't use them first thing in the morning etc etc), I failed the first one, and the rest had such faint lines I was probably imagining it.
So the day of the test I decide since I had a faint line, I had a good chance at diluting.
Drug Test #1
I started to drink water early in the morning and urinated multiple times (like 8 times) before going to take the test. I also took multiple vitamins for color.
When I arrived at the facility, I was paranoid they would listen for a "mid-stream" sample, so I used the public restroom and urinated a good bit and then held it. (torture)
I sign in, and get called up pretty quickly. I made small talk etc etc, and she hands me the cup.
She probably wrote down diluted before I even left the restroom, I have never pissed so much in my life! But it had color and she split the samples and had me sign my papers.
24 hours I get a call from my potential employer that it was diluted and I need to retake it.
Drug Test #2
I race to my local headshop and buy regular QuickFix 5.7-1, go home, follow the instructions and strapped it to my leg. (I also turned on my heated seats in my car to keep my temp up)
I was much more nervous this time, and checked the temperature before going in, but I must admit, my mind was racing and I don't even remember what the temperature was when I handed back the sample.
On the paper she did check that it was "between 90 - 100" and split the samples up and had me initial the vile (which I didn't have to do before)
I'm still waiting to hear back, but no matter what happens thank you all for your empathy and support. Such an awesome thing to see!
Any feedback would be appreciated, please don't be too rough on me about the temp, I was nervous :(
This much I know, and probably most of you guys already know, DON'T DON'T DON'T DILUTE! I read a hundred articles and it seems rare that you get the opportunity to retake it.
I will keep you guys posted for sure, and feel free if you are in the same panic state as me, I will answer any questions I can!
Love you guys!! #nohomo #iloveeveryone