bste124
04-02-2013, 03:46 AM
Hey guys,
A little background info: soon-to-be college grad, started applying for jobs recently, didn't expect to hear anything back until around early May when I finish. Well, a company called a few days later, interviewed me, and made an offer. It is an offer I cannot lose (salaried, benefits, the works). I have been a heavy daily user for 6 years. I quit cold turkey on March 15, before I began applying (I didn't anticipate testing for 2 months or so). I tested myself yesterday- still dirty (no surprise there). I have a drug screen at a local clinic this Friday or the following Monday. I know I won't be clean. I must sub.
My wife has never done drugs or pills, and is not even on birth control. She is willing to pee for me. So far in preparation, I have purchased:
1. The urinator
2. A jock strap (to place/conceal the urinator)
3. A pair of pants one size larger than normal (with a belt).
My plan is to have her pee for me around noon, and place that in the Urinator. The testing site is a half hour away. I am told I won't have to wait long. The Urinator will arrive tomorrow- giving me at least 3 days to practice. I plan on practicing by filling the Urinator with her urine, waiting about 4 hours, then pouring it into a cup and measuring the temperature to ensure it truly does keep the sample at 98 degrees. I will likely repeat this at least 4 times, for purposes of my own paranoia.
Do you guys have anything additional to add that I should consider? I feel I will be adequately prepared, but do not want to make any mistake. I have spent many hours reading this forum and others in regards to this subject, but with so much on the line you can never be too careful. Any help is appreciated. Thank you.
A little background info: soon-to-be college grad, started applying for jobs recently, didn't expect to hear anything back until around early May when I finish. Well, a company called a few days later, interviewed me, and made an offer. It is an offer I cannot lose (salaried, benefits, the works). I have been a heavy daily user for 6 years. I quit cold turkey on March 15, before I began applying (I didn't anticipate testing for 2 months or so). I tested myself yesterday- still dirty (no surprise there). I have a drug screen at a local clinic this Friday or the following Monday. I know I won't be clean. I must sub.
My wife has never done drugs or pills, and is not even on birth control. She is willing to pee for me. So far in preparation, I have purchased:
1. The urinator
2. A jock strap (to place/conceal the urinator)
3. A pair of pants one size larger than normal (with a belt).
My plan is to have her pee for me around noon, and place that in the Urinator. The testing site is a half hour away. I am told I won't have to wait long. The Urinator will arrive tomorrow- giving me at least 3 days to practice. I plan on practicing by filling the Urinator with her urine, waiting about 4 hours, then pouring it into a cup and measuring the temperature to ensure it truly does keep the sample at 98 degrees. I will likely repeat this at least 4 times, for purposes of my own paranoia.
Do you guys have anything additional to add that I should consider? I feel I will be adequately prepared, but do not want to make any mistake. I have spent many hours reading this forum and others in regards to this subject, but with so much on the line you can never be too careful. Any help is appreciated. Thank you.