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hardon
05-01-2005, 09:51 PM
Haha this pic was taken by me last night. I had to share the wonderous joys of drinking too much vodka in too little time. hahahahahaa, it was fucking great. and oh by the way the white stuff is shaving cream, we tried to get him to smear it on his face but we couldnt wake hi mthe fuck back up so we said screw it and smeared it all in his hair and shit. :D
EverydayJunglist
05-02-2005, 02:09 AM
did he beat your ass afterwards?
StarcommanderX
05-02-2005, 02:13 AM
im sure your little story is true, but it looks like you and your friends blew loads of spooge all over his head.
mellow mood
05-02-2005, 03:26 AM
yea man we always do that to my friend. this guy is soooo fucktop. he drinks 6 beer and a bowl then hes so fucked up he sleeps like a motherfucka and we put parfume, shave cream and pen all over his face.

i love to do that lol
5HT
05-02-2005, 03:35 AM
ROFL! I'd puke too if I had all that spooge in meh hair!
hardon
05-02-2005, 01:15 PM
did he beat your ass afterwards?

nah man this guy deserved it, he came to this party without putting in any money, got drunk off his ass within 20 min, and puked on this guys carpet at least 4 times. then, in the morning, he gets up and is like yeah sorry for throwing up, and leaves without even helping.
mellow mood
05-02-2005, 09:53 PM
wow. beat his fuckin ass man this guy's a cock sucker
StarcommanderX
05-03-2005, 02:17 AM
i say force him to lick that spooge off of the top of his own head! then tie him down to a chair, knock him on his back, and take a huge shit on his face. that outta teach him !!!! (for extra points: fire up some marshmellows and when their scorching hot, push them into his eye sockets till they melt onto his eyelids! or until he screams like the girl that he is!
peacenotprofit
05-05-2005, 07:10 AM
i say force him to lick that spooge off of the top of his own head! then tie him down to a chair, knock him on his back, and take a huge shit on his face. that outta teach him !!!! (for extra points: fire up some marshmellows and when their scorching hot, push them into his eye sockets till they melt onto his eyelids! or until he screams like the girl that he is!

hahahaha very nice.
Puffin
05-05-2005, 09:58 PM
yea man we always do that to my friend. this guy is soooo fucktop. he drinks 6 beer and a bowl then hes so fucked up he sleeps like a motherfucka and we put parfume, shave cream and pen all over his face.

i love to do that lol

lick papers and put them on his eyebrows and light the bottom of the papers
jacquelyne
05-05-2005, 10:27 PM
lol yuck
Creeper
05-16-2005, 08:27 PM
lick papers and put them on his eyebrows and light the bottom of the papers

Awww, thats twisted man.
makor01
05-16-2005, 08:40 PM
id be pissed if he was puking that red shit on my floor.