I should be a photographer

[hardon]

Haha this pic was taken by me last night. I had to share the wonderous joys of drinking too much vodka in too little time. hahahahahaa, it was fucking great. and oh by the way the white stuff is shaving cream, we tried to get him to smear it on his face but we couldnt wake hi mthe fuck back up so we said screw it and smeared it all in his hair and shit.

hardon Reviewed by hardon on 05-01-2005. I should be a photographer Haha this pic was taken by me last night. I had to share the wonderous joys of drinking too much vodka in too little time. hahahahahaa, it was fucking great. and oh by the way the white stuff is shaving cream, we tried to get him to smear it on his face but we couldnt wake hi mthe fuck back up so we said screw it and smeared it all in his hair and shit. :D Rating: 5

[EverydayJunglist]

did he beat your ass afterwards?

[StarcommanderX]

im sure your little story is true, but it looks like you and your friends blew loads of spooge all over his head.

[mellow mood]

yea man we always do that to my friend. this guy is soooo fucktop. he drinks 6 beer and a bowl then hes so fucked up he sleeps like a motherfucka and we put parfume, shave cream and pen all over his face.

i love to do that lol

[5HT]

ROFL! I'd puke too if I had all that spooge in meh hair!

[hardon]

did he beat your ass afterwards?

nah man this guy deserved it, he came to this party without putting in any money, got drunk off his ass within 20 min, and puked on this guys carpet at least 4 times. then, in the morning, he gets up and is like yeah sorry for throwing up, and leaves without even helping.

[mellow mood]

wow. beat his fuckin ass man this guy's a cock sucker

[StarcommanderX]

i say force him to lick that spooge off of the top of his own head! then tie him down to a chair, knock him on his back, and take a huge shit on his face. that outta teach him !!!! (for extra points: fire up some marshmellows and when their scorching hot, push them into his eye sockets till they melt onto his eyelids! or until he screams like the girl that he is!

[peacenotprofit]

i say force him to lick that spooge off of the top of his own head! then tie him down to a chair, knock him on his back, and take a huge shit on his face. that outta teach him !!!! (for extra points: fire up some marshmellows and when their scorching hot, push them into his eye sockets till they melt onto his eyelids! or until he screams like the girl that he is!

hahahaha very nice.

[Puffin]

yea man we always do that to my friend. this guy is soooo fucktop. he drinks 6 beer and a bowl then hes so fucked up he sleeps like a motherfucka and we put parfume, shave cream and pen all over his face.

i love to do that lol

lick papers and put them on his eyebrows and light the bottom of the papers