sweatyblumpkin
10-21-2010, 08:16 PM
**WARNING** I am a newbie, just signed up with this site. I want to post my story so I can help reduce anxieties for anyone else that has to take a pee pee test...
As you all know, I obviously have a drug test coming up. I'm gunna go ahead and start off with the very original: "so I've been doing some research..." and ultimately went with this product. There are several reasons why. This is my story, from beginning to end, about my dreaded UA test for my much needed job (one that I spent 6 years in college for to get my damn degree!)
1.) I went into my local headshop and told them I wanted to be completely clean. No drinks that cover me up for 4-8 hours or whatever it is... but completely rid myself of THC. They led me to the MDT Solutions Permanent 5 detox pills ($59.99, guaranteed to work). 5 a day for 5 days. Drink water, exercise, sounded easy enough. So day 6, one day after I was supposed to be "clean," I wasn't. Tested myself with the THC test kit I bought from the local headshop as well (~$7 if you were wondering) and came up positive for THC. Yesterday, which was 4 days after I previously tested myself, I came up positive again. It is apparent that this product didn't work. I have heard that it works for some people, and not for others. I'm looking for a product that FOR SURE works, no questions asked. Definitely wasted my money.
2.) Was thinking about having a clean friend piss for me. Have heard my fair share of horror stories, so I decided against it. You really really don't know EXACTLY where your friend has been the past couple months, so I don't want to risk my job on his piss.
3.) I'm not 100% down with the dilution method. Yeah, it seems to work, but I just don't trust myself with that. Who knows... maybe when I'm sitting there, waiting to pee, some random THC metabolites seep into my bladder. Shit, I don't really know, but I know that I'm testing positive for THC right now. The idea of being tested on something that came from my body didn't really bring me a whole lot of comfort.
4.) I've done my research on this product (headshop guy said everyone he knows uses it) and I have yet to find one failed test. Everyone seems to love the product, and people keep going back for it. Sounds like a win-win situation to me...
My biggest concern is making sure the temperature will keep right. All the other concerns don't really bother me (like making sure the person can hear you pee... really I'm thinking I put the Agent X in the cup then piss into the toilet after that, making sure to pinch it off for a few seconds so they think I'm pissing in the cup).
Had a dentist appointment this morning at 10am. About 9:45 I put the premixed urine next to the goods, under two pairs of boxer briefs (just wanting to make sure it stays good and tight next to my skin to keep an accurate temp). I read one guys testimonial that he used the hand warmers to get the urine up to temp, then threw it down next to his "tinkytots" for hours before his test. Never used the hand warmers after that (his temp stayed between 96-98 the whole time it was in his pants). The whole hand warmer thing scares me... one of my friends says he burnt the shit out of himself because the hand warmer was too hot. Also, I'm afraid of getting the temperature too high... so I wanted to see if anyone just kept the thing next to their nuts and if it actually worked. It has worked for a couple people, so right now I'm thinking it will work for me.
Anyway... after the dentist appointment, around 11:30 am, the temp read at 92 degrees. I tend to produce a lot of body heat, so I don't think I will have as much of a problem getting this bad boy to the right temperature. I want to make it clear that I'm NOT using any hand warmers, and I did NOT use the microwave to heat it up. Something about putting it in the microwave just scares me... probably all the myths I've heard about microwaves being bad for you and all that junk. So here I am... 1:10 pm temperature is about 97 degrees. I think I'm going to head down there in an hour or so and "pee" into the cup.
I probably won't find out for a few days, but when I know my for sure results, I will post them! I just have one question... does anyone know what the temperature has to be for them to accept it? I'm thinking 94-99 degrees? I have no idea, but I'd like to know. I have seen many testimonials of people temping at 96 degrees when they hand over the cup and everyone has passed. Just curious what the lowest and highest numbers are that they will take.
Keeping my fingers crossed! Wish me luck... who knows, I could be teaching children near you! :thumbsup:
As you all know, I obviously have a drug test coming up. I'm gunna go ahead and start off with the very original: "so I've been doing some research..." and ultimately went with this product. There are several reasons why. This is my story, from beginning to end, about my dreaded UA test for my much needed job (one that I spent 6 years in college for to get my damn degree!)
1.) I went into my local headshop and told them I wanted to be completely clean. No drinks that cover me up for 4-8 hours or whatever it is... but completely rid myself of THC. They led me to the MDT Solutions Permanent 5 detox pills ($59.99, guaranteed to work). 5 a day for 5 days. Drink water, exercise, sounded easy enough. So day 6, one day after I was supposed to be "clean," I wasn't. Tested myself with the THC test kit I bought from the local headshop as well (~$7 if you were wondering) and came up positive for THC. Yesterday, which was 4 days after I previously tested myself, I came up positive again. It is apparent that this product didn't work. I have heard that it works for some people, and not for others. I'm looking for a product that FOR SURE works, no questions asked. Definitely wasted my money.
2.) Was thinking about having a clean friend piss for me. Have heard my fair share of horror stories, so I decided against it. You really really don't know EXACTLY where your friend has been the past couple months, so I don't want to risk my job on his piss.
3.) I'm not 100% down with the dilution method. Yeah, it seems to work, but I just don't trust myself with that. Who knows... maybe when I'm sitting there, waiting to pee, some random THC metabolites seep into my bladder. Shit, I don't really know, but I know that I'm testing positive for THC right now. The idea of being tested on something that came from my body didn't really bring me a whole lot of comfort.
4.) I've done my research on this product (headshop guy said everyone he knows uses it) and I have yet to find one failed test. Everyone seems to love the product, and people keep going back for it. Sounds like a win-win situation to me...
My biggest concern is making sure the temperature will keep right. All the other concerns don't really bother me (like making sure the person can hear you pee... really I'm thinking I put the Agent X in the cup then piss into the toilet after that, making sure to pinch it off for a few seconds so they think I'm pissing in the cup).
Had a dentist appointment this morning at 10am. About 9:45 I put the premixed urine next to the goods, under two pairs of boxer briefs (just wanting to make sure it stays good and tight next to my skin to keep an accurate temp). I read one guys testimonial that he used the hand warmers to get the urine up to temp, then threw it down next to his "tinkytots" for hours before his test. Never used the hand warmers after that (his temp stayed between 96-98 the whole time it was in his pants). The whole hand warmer thing scares me... one of my friends says he burnt the shit out of himself because the hand warmer was too hot. Also, I'm afraid of getting the temperature too high... so I wanted to see if anyone just kept the thing next to their nuts and if it actually worked. It has worked for a couple people, so right now I'm thinking it will work for me.
Anyway... after the dentist appointment, around 11:30 am, the temp read at 92 degrees. I tend to produce a lot of body heat, so I don't think I will have as much of a problem getting this bad boy to the right temperature. I want to make it clear that I'm NOT using any hand warmers, and I did NOT use the microwave to heat it up. Something about putting it in the microwave just scares me... probably all the myths I've heard about microwaves being bad for you and all that junk. So here I am... 1:10 pm temperature is about 97 degrees. I think I'm going to head down there in an hour or so and "pee" into the cup.
I probably won't find out for a few days, but when I know my for sure results, I will post them! I just have one question... does anyone know what the temperature has to be for them to accept it? I'm thinking 94-99 degrees? I have no idea, but I'd like to know. I have seen many testimonials of people temping at 96 degrees when they hand over the cup and everyone has passed. Just curious what the lowest and highest numbers are that they will take.
Keeping my fingers crossed! Wish me luck... who knows, I could be teaching children near you! :thumbsup: