Dr. Greens Agent X Premixed Unisex Synthetic Urine, Formula 7.0 (Beginning to end)

[sweatyblumpkin]

**WARNING** I am a newbie, just signed up with this site. I want to post my story so I can help reduce anxieties for anyone else that has to take a pee pee test...

As you all know, I obviously have a drug test coming up. I'm gunna go ahead and start off with the very original: "so I've been doing some research..." and ultimately went with this product. There are several reasons why. This is my story, from beginning to end, about my dreaded UA test for my much needed job (one that I spent 6 years in college for to get my damn degree!)

1.) I went into my local headshop and told them I wanted to be completely clean. No drinks that cover me up for 4-8 hours or whatever it is... but completely rid myself of THC. They led me to the MDT Solutions Permanent 5 detox pills ($59.99, guaranteed to work). 5 a day for 5 days. Drink water, exercise, sounded easy enough. So day 6, one day after I was supposed to be "clean," I wasn't. Tested myself with the THC test kit I bought from the local headshop as well (~$7 if you were wondering) and came up positive for THC. Yesterday, which was 4 days after I previously tested myself, I came up positive again. It is apparent that this product didn't work. I have heard that it works for some people, and not for others. I'm looking for a product that FOR SURE works, no questions asked. Definitely wasted my money.

2.) Was thinking about having a clean friend piss for me. Have heard my fair share of horror stories, so I decided against it. You really really don't know EXACTLY where your friend has been the past couple months, so I don't want to risk my job on his piss.

3.) I'm not 100% down with the dilution method. Yeah, it seems to work, but I just don't trust myself with that. Who knows... maybe when I'm sitting there, waiting to pee, some random THC metabolites seep into my bladder. Shit, I don't really know, but I know that I'm testing positive for THC right now. The idea of being tested on something that came from my body didn't really bring me a whole lot of comfort.

4.) I've done my research on this product (headshop guy said everyone he knows uses it) and I have yet to find one failed test. Everyone seems to love the product, and people keep going back for it. Sounds like a win-win situation to me...

My biggest concern is making sure the temperature will keep right. All the other concerns don't really bother me (like making sure the person can hear you pee... really I'm thinking I put the Agent X in the cup then piss into the toilet after that, making sure to pinch it off for a few seconds so they think I'm pissing in the cup).

Had a dentist appointment this morning at 10am. About 9:45 I put the premixed urine next to the goods, under two pairs of boxer briefs (just wanting to make sure it stays good and tight next to my skin to keep an accurate temp). I read one guys testimonial that he used the hand warmers to get the urine up to temp, then threw it down next to his "tinkytots" for hours before his test. Never used the hand warmers after that (his temp stayed between 96-98 the whole time it was in his pants). The whole hand warmer thing scares me... one of my friends says he burnt the shit out of himself because the hand warmer was too hot. Also, I'm afraid of getting the temperature too high... so I wanted to see if anyone just kept the thing next to their nuts and if it actually worked. It has worked for a couple people, so right now I'm thinking it will work for me.

Anyway... after the dentist appointment, around 11:30 am, the temp read at 92 degrees. I tend to produce a lot of body heat, so I don't think I will have as much of a problem getting this bad boy to the right temperature. I want to make it clear that I'm NOT using any hand warmers, and I did NOT use the microwave to heat it up. Something about putting it in the microwave just scares me... probably all the myths I've heard about microwaves being bad for you and all that junk. So here I am... 1:10 pm temperature is about 97 degrees. I think I'm going to head down there in an hour or so and "pee" into the cup.

I probably won't find out for a few days, but when I know my for sure results, I will post them! I just have one question... does anyone know what the temperature has to be for them to accept it? I'm thinking 94-99 degrees? I have no idea, but I'd like to know. I have seen many testimonials of people temping at 96 degrees when they hand over the cup and everyone has passed. Just curious what the lowest and highest numbers are that they will take.

Keeping my fingers crossed! Wish me luck... who knows, I could be teaching children near you! :thumbsup:

sweatyblumpkin Reviewed by sweatyblumpkin on 10-21-2010. Dr. Greens Agent X Premixed Unisex Synthetic Urine, Formula 7.0 (Beginning to end) **WARNING** I am a newbie, just signed up with this site. I want to post my story so I can help reduce anxieties for anyone else that has to take a pee pee test... As you all know, I obviously have a drug test coming up. I'm gunna go ahead and start off with the very original: "so I've been doing some research..." and ultimately went with this product. There are several reasons why. This is my story, from beginning to end, about my dreaded UA test for my much needed job (one that I Rating: 5

[Deige]

I probably won't find out for a few days, but when I know my for sure results, I will post them! I just have one question... does anyone know what the temperature has to be for them to accept it? I'm thinking 94-99 degrees? I have no idea, but I'd like to know. I have seen many testimonials of people temping at 96 degrees when they hand over the cup and everyone has passed. Just curious what the lowest and highest numbers are that they will take.

They will accept the sample if its between 90-100 degrees. Although, it would be less suspicious if you could turn in the sample at around 95-98 degrees.

If you find that your temperature is not satisfactory after you pour it in the cup. You can rub your finger briskly on your pants and hold it to the temp strip and this will raise the thermometer on the cup. If its too hot, then lightly blow on the cup until the temperature drops.

[italian04]

hey man i would not worry about it too much. i just used agent X two weeks ago. not the 7.0 but ive read alot on that product as well. just try and relax as much as possible. congrats on the new job!! my new job is going great!!:jointsmile:

[sweatyblumpkin]

Thanks guys! So... my updated status... here's how it went down:

Sat in the office waiting for my name to be called. I was wayyy more nervous than I thought I would be. I'm a pretty smart guy... I know in the back of my mind that as long as my temp is good, there's nothing to worry about, but DAMN... I sure as hell couldn't relax! I had a hard time filling out the paperwork cuz of the shaky hands, but got 'er done.

My name was called and I went back into the little testing room. The bathroom was like one of those mini-bathrooms... it felt overcrowded with just me in there! So she gave me all the details... don't flush, fill up to this line, blah blah blah. I get in there, slide the door shut (yes, slide the door shut, wasn't a hinged door), lock the door, and immediately take out the bottle and take the cap off to pour in my "piss" (I decided to go with the pour technique rather than squirting the synthetic in the cup with the squirt cap... partly because I was trying to be discrete and partly because I didn't trust the other cap. I would have hated to have that fake piss all over my pants if the squirt cap malfunctioned).

After I poured the contents into the cup (temp read 96-97 on my bottle, couldn't read the temp on the specimen cup though. The temp strip on the cup just had different colors on it, no actual numbers.) I pissed my contaminated piss into the toilet, pinched her off, then squirted a few more drops as if to "top off" the specimen cup. I was so concentrated on making sure I didn't fuck things up with the synthetic urine that after I was done pissing I flushed the toilet. Right after I did that she said, "You're not supposed to flush the toilet, Eduardo (not really my name, just made it up lol)." So I immediately opened the door cuz I was freaking out. It's such a natural reaction I didn't even think twice about it. Apparently she was OK with it... she signed my paperwork, talked about my hopeful new job for a sec, and I was on my way.

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, but has anyone else flushed the toilet on accident? I'm assuming because she's sending my specimen off to the lab that everything went OK on her end? Just kind of curious about this as well, but has anyone flushed the toilet and been in trouble for it?

One last thing to add... it was to my understanding that they collect 2 oz. of fluid. In my case, she drew a line on the cup and said to pee up to that line. That line was RIGHT at 3 oz. So some advice for you future guys... I would buy something that has AT LEAST 3 oz. of synthetic urine in it. I just wouldn't risk coming up short.

All in all... still pretty nervous, but fairly confident it will work. Still keepin' my fingers crossed and I'm about to blaze some chronic to calm the nerves imp:

[sweatyblumpkin]

Looks like I'm in the clear gentlemen! Have been accepted and can begin work now! Thanks for all the advice. I truly hope my story will help put some people at ease!!

[southworth2]

Damn it!! I read this post right after I purchased the same permanent 5 that did not work for you. It is non-refundable so I guess I'll give it a try. Did you follow the diet/exercise restrictions or just take the pills? I ask this because the clerk assured me that the ONLY time it fails is if the purchaser does not follow the instructions exactly. Curious if this is Bullshit too!?

[Burnt Toast]

Damn it!! I read this post right after I purchased the same permanent 5 that did not work for you. It is non-refundable so I guess I'll give it a try. Did you follow the diet/exercise restrictions or just take the pills? I ask this because the clerk assured me that the ONLY time it fails is if the purchaser does not follow the instructions exactly. Curious if this is Bullshit too!?

Yes it is. ALL detox products are a big scam to prey upon the uninformed and credulous, and taking their cash. When they do work at all, they "work" because of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that youre instructed to drink with them. They DO NOT rid the body of THC, as the makers and shills would like the consumer to believe. You can spend up to $200 on a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using just vitamin B2 and water.

There is no product, nothing that can permanently rid the body of THC except time and exercise.

[Herself]

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, but has anyone else flushed the toilet on accident? I'm assuming because she's sending my specimen off to the lab that everything went OK on her end? Just kind of curious about this as well, but has anyone flushed the toilet and been in trouble for it?

*raises hand* Oh, yeah, that'd be me. But I wigged out so bad when she said "It's an automatic fail if you flush" that she took pity on me and continued the test.

I passed.

[sweatyblumpkin]

Yup... definitely followed all directions. It is some bullshit though! The ingredients in the detox pills are all things that are good for you liver, bladder, kidneys... but none of it is "fat burner" which is what you want to get rid of THC. I'm still trying to get my money back from them... the local headshop is gettin' pissed cuz I go in there almost everyday... they're trying to get me my money back and are thinking about taking the product off the shelf if it doesn't work. The company doesn't erase their voicemails and they NEVER answer the phone. Ridiuclous I tell ya!