not sure which method for a small girl, please help out fast!!

[likinthatokin]

Well obviously this UA took me by total surprise, I last smoked (about 3 bowls, REAL high grade) 2 days ago and will probably have to test within a week or so. I'm small but have a BIG doubt that I can take anything to make me test clean. I hadn't smoked for about 2 weeks before that, but I'd rate myself a pretty heavy smoker overall. My pattern was buying some that lasted me about a week, then waited 1-2 weeks before buying again. I'd smoke several times a day for the week I had it.

ANYWAY all my research has led me to go cross-eyed with conflicting info!!! I'm testing at Labcorps NY and am lucky enough to pretty much choose to go in when I want (nice) but the lab's like an hour drive away (then wait time at the lab). I just need to choose a method; I have several brands of detox drinks AND Quick Fix, all brand new, available to me thanks to a (AWESOME) friend.

FAKEBOOBSRULE is a great poster and I fully believe him when he says that diluting does nothing to actually rid THC, and can lead to inconclusive results (which I think my stickler employer co. may take as a fail). However I worry about traveling too far with QF or getting caught. I'd love to get your opinion on this man! Here's my situation:

I thought to dilute, then use "detox" or "420" drink with Gatorade (knowing the drink does next to nothing, but it does contain creatine which I know they look at to test for dilution). My fear is I'm pretty small, about 5 foot 1 and 120 pounds, and I've heard creatine can have nasty side effects like excruciating stomach pains and even stroke or heart attack--kind of worried I'll OD if I take too much, or test "diluted" if I don't take enough. I have tons of test strips coming in the mail tomorrowish, so I figured I could try a detox drink and diluting at home. If it works, do it again the next day, drive the hour to the lab site, test in a public bathroom or a friend's house, and if it's negative run right over to the lab.

I'm really interested in QF, not really worried about the procedure cause I've heard Labcorp doesn't watch on pre-employment tests, but worried they'll know it's synthetic. I've heard they sometimes smell the sample, and through the test can tell it's non-human on the spot or send it to a lab for even more analysis. I even read one poster who said his test result came back "synthetic, non human urine." Yikes.

So, detox drink and dilution with fingers crossed? Quick Fix and risk it?

also, I keep hearing contradicting things about FATTY FOODS... should I avoid them or load up on them?? I'm also a light cig smoker; should I lay off that too? FakeBoobsRule or anyone informed would be amazing, but opinions would help! Please be quick!

[mascar22]

i got my test tm and im goin in with QF, however ive treated myself like a guinea pig the last few days with just about anything money can buy, i tried the strip drink, and tested it on 5 test strips, with 5 different urinations, failed 3 and passed 2. so thats not the odds i or u are looking for, then i tested the QF on 3 different strips, passed with flying colors on all 3, so now im goin with QF, however there is 1 more option, a freeze dried powder urine kit that uses actual human urine...id go with the QF man but ill let ya know tm how mine goes with it.

edit: oh ya and i was on the 7 day detox kit that did absolutley nothing so dont trust any of that garbage...and yea stay OFF the fatty foods if your gonna risk it and use ur own pee.

[likinthatokin]

thanks for the quick response, I will be going the guinea pig route but it's great to hear from someone who's been doing it a while already lol. Yeah I feel like QFs best, any idea if they will be able to tell it's synthetic at Labcorps? I'm not much of a chemist and don't trust myself to mix the powder version of the real thing (though in all my research I hadn't heard that, so I appreciate it). Thanks and please keep the advice comin' if you can!

PS) I will definitely post the results of my test and exactly what I did there. Nothing's more frustrating that watching a whole thread and not finding out what poster's results were!!

[likinthatokin]

oh and mascar, beware if you've opened and tested your QF, I called the number to ask if I could test my stuff since I'd heard about bad batches and they told me it can compromise the integrity of the product if you open it too soon before your test.

[mascar22]

ummm, i think you have 7 days once the small vial is mixedd into the big one to use it otherwise it could not work. but i opened one and tested it last night then a few drops from it again this morning, like i didnt use the whole thing or even close to 1/3 of it, plus, i bought a second bottle for my actual test so i think ill be good to go. i wanted to test it on 3 different brands of testers, it passed with flying colors on the most high tech one i could get my hands on. (which came from a clinic my friend works at) it really was the most advanced thing i ever seen, not like the cheap little dipstick ones. but the opened QF bottle passed on all 3.

i also have a pill ive yet to try but im gonna load up on as a backup , its aparently 5 times the potency of the "strip" drink.

i would stay away from the drinks, ive heard alot of people say that, and from my own testing here at home i found it to really be a hit or miss scene. and we both know u cant go in there not knowing, cause if ur half as trippin as i have been for the past week u want to know before you go.

[mascar22]

also i dont think you even get the small vial, im pretty sure thats only canadian thing

[likinthatokin]

yeah mine is premixed, it says "pour and go" and I don't have a small vial to mix into a larger one. It's the 5.7 version, -10 batch. You sound like you have this all worked out.

dam the smuggling and the synthetic factor make me nervous when are you testing? and GOOD LUCK

[mascar22]

yea trust me im still not 100% calm yet, but mines tm, ill let ya know how it turns out, but u have no idea the insane trippin ive been doin lately , just been reading stuff, testing, reading, testing, trying, reading, etc. lol so i kno where ur comin from

[webdox]

...I thought to dilute, then use "detox" or "420" drink with Gatorade (knowing the drink does next to nothing, but it does contain creatine which I know they look at to test for dilution).

No. This is why these detox drinks are useless. They don't test for creatine, they test for creatinine. It takes a day or two before the creatine you take in converts to creatinine. That is why it is suggested people load creatine 2-3 days before the test.



also, I keep hearing contradicting things about FATTY FOODS... should I avoid them or load up on them?? I'm also a light cig smoker; should I lay off that too?

Load up on fatty food 3 days before the test, same as the creatine.

Cigarettes boost metabolism. If you are a light smoker it won't matter one way or the other.

[mascar22]

PASSED MY TEST THANKS QF

[mascar22]

also if anyones interested!? , i had ordered 2 powdered urine kits from test clear ((aparently the most fool proof method possible)) but ups dropped them off literally 5 minutes after i got back from the test, so there unopened if anyone wants em lemme know, they use actual human urine to so nothing can be detected, cost me almost 200 to ship them here with express shipping and they were still 10 minutes to late lol.