Well obviously this UA took me by total surprise, I last smoked (about 3 bowls, REAL high grade) 2 days ago and will probably have to test within a week or so. I'm small but have a BIG doubt that I can take anything to make me test clean. I hadn't smoked for about 2 weeks before that, but I'd rate myself a pretty heavy smoker overall. My pattern was buying some that lasted me about a week, then waited 1-2 weeks before buying again. I'd smoke several times a day for the week I had it.

ANYWAY all my research has led me to go cross-eyed with conflicting info!!! I'm testing at Labcorps NY and am lucky enough to pretty much choose to go in when I want (nice) but the lab's like an hour drive away (then wait time at the lab). I just need to choose a method; I have several brands of detox drinks AND Quick Fix, all brand new, available to me thanks to a (AWESOME) friend.

FAKEBOOBSRULE is a great poster and I fully believe him when he says that diluting does nothing to actually rid THC, and can lead to inconclusive results (which I think my stickler employer co. may take as a fail). However I worry about traveling too far with QF or getting caught. I'd love to get your opinion on this man! Here's my situation:

I thought to dilute, then use "detox" or "420" drink with Gatorade (knowing the drink does next to nothing, but it does contain creatine which I know they look at to test for dilution). My fear is I'm pretty small, about 5 foot 1 and 120 pounds, and I've heard creatine can have nasty side effects like excruciating stomach pains and even stroke or heart attack--kind of worried I'll OD if I take too much, or test "diluted" if I don't take enough. I have tons of test strips coming in the mail tomorrowish, so I figured I could try a detox drink and diluting at home. If it works, do it again the next day, drive the hour to the lab site, test in a public bathroom or a friend's house, and if it's negative run right over to the lab.

I'm really interested in QF, not really worried about the procedure cause I've heard Labcorp doesn't watch on pre-employment tests, but worried they'll know it's synthetic. I've heard they sometimes smell the sample, and through the test can tell it's non-human on the spot or send it to a lab for even more analysis. I even read one poster who said his test result came back "synthetic, non human urine." Yikes.

So, detox drink and dilution with fingers crossed? Quick Fix and risk it?

also, I keep hearing contradicting things about FATTY FOODS... should I avoid them or load up on them?? I'm also a light cig smoker; should I lay off that too? FakeBoobsRule or anyone informed would be amazing, but opinions would help! Please be quick!
likinthatokin Reviewed by likinthatokin on . not sure which method for a small girl, please help out fast!! Well obviously this UA took me by total surprise, I last smoked (about 3 bowls, REAL high grade) 2 days ago and will probably have to test within a week or so. I'm small but have a BIG doubt that I can take anything to make me test clean. I hadn't smoked for about 2 weeks before that, but I'd rate myself a pretty heavy smoker overall. My pattern was buying some that lasted me about a week, then waited 1-2 weeks before buying again. I'd smoke several times a day for the week I had it. ANYWAY Rating: 5