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skarz
04-12-2005, 01:27 AM
Hey, i have never toked up before, but my "initiation" day is soon approaching. Could anyone fill me in on the do's/don'ts of first times, and technique, etc.? It depends who i'm with, but it will either be nugs or blueberries, and i guess i'd be really lucky if it was blueberries cause i hear its a lot better. Anyhow, what do i need to know about smoking up, and what should i expect?
koshea
04-12-2005, 02:15 AM
in hale deep, it will hurt and you will cough, get over it its worth it, and hold the hits in...smoke as much as possible and make sure to inhale thats all...and for your first time bring somethin to drink cuz youll be thirsty
Euphoric
04-12-2005, 02:25 AM
OOoOh the first times the BEST! Go to a playground or something and swing on some swings but whateverthefuckyoudo dont just sit and watch tv in a little room!! YEAH!
FRANKFRANKFRANK
04-12-2005, 02:30 AM
Make sure you can crash somewhere, because it's no fun having to worry. Also, for your first time, don't drink because sometimes it can react badly. If you can, try to do it without a TV on or anything, just sit there with friends listening to music because you may have, as I did the first time, overloaded sensory information and may have an attack if too many noises and things are going on -- if it's good shit, anyway.
Is this your first time doing any mind-altering substances?
BlastedTOtheSKY
04-12-2005, 02:38 AM
wut i notice on first timers is they don't anale deeply and hold the hits in...
Also it takes a lot more weed to get first time smoker high, i think cuz they don't inhale right/and don't hold their hits in...
so do that and you should be flyin;)
skarz
04-12-2005, 02:58 AM
Yea this is my first time doing any mind-altering substance...... if you dont count liquor... which isn't really a mind altering substance is it? Oh well who cares...... i'm gonna try the green and then salvia some day.
stoner spirit
04-12-2005, 03:41 AM
I've learned this, puff puff and pass, and you always pass it to the left, unless you're just with a friend.
Kramerica
04-12-2005, 03:51 AM
Make sure youre listening to some bad ass music too
ermitonto
04-12-2005, 04:22 AM
Alcohol is most certainly a mind-altering drug. The government doesn't like people calling it that, but that's exactly what it is. It just happens to be one that the government lets us consume.
kronick
04-12-2005, 04:43 AM
stay away from high sugar content. candy is fine tho :P
Etrain
04-12-2005, 05:45 AM
That's cool man. Like everybody said, be active and lots of music. (Try taking a stroll w/ an ipod on, just looking around with a big smile on your face : ) Have fun~
Stedric
04-12-2005, 06:02 AM
I'd suggest a water bong, its easier on your lungs (although you should still expect to cough a lot). Initiation? Sounds like your friends are making an overly big deal about it. Tell them to stop being wangs, if you want to smoke weed go ahead but its a lot less fun if you feel pressured into doing it.
Rarrr
04-12-2005, 06:11 AM
DONT GORGET TO BUY SOME SNACKS! :D
mrdevious
04-12-2005, 06:31 AM
When you're not used to it, a little anxiety can be normal. just get one thing to be focused on, like a movie or some music. plus, toke carefully. you may not feel anything your first time, or you may have way more than you can handle. just take a hit every 4 minutes or so.
del...
04-12-2005, 07:11 AM
i would say do NOT inhale deeply at 1st, especially if you're not a cig smoker. not much pisses off your buds more than coughing out the bowl contents from taking in too much...plus they'll be calling you "lightweight" or worse.
slow n easy...
be smart, have fun, be safe and welcome to a new world...!
Hektik
04-12-2005, 07:33 AM
Bump some musick, kick back get faded, bull shit with homies, just chill.
robert42
04-12-2005, 09:47 AM
ITS TRADITION TO SMOKE NAKED AND INHALE FROM UR PENIS HEAD (AKA JAPS EYE) INORDER TO GET FREE WEED. DO THIS AND YOU WILLBE EXCEPTED.
LOVElife
04-12-2005, 10:46 AM
you may find nothing will happen. i found for the first two months of smoking on weekends that i didnt understand what the high was so therefore couldn't get it. then one night it all worked perfectly and once you know it you know it, this is just my opinion. Others may feel different! In time the loading of bowls and rackin up joints will all become a tradition and can sometimes give as much excitement as the high itself.
Peace Out
LOVElife
04-12-2005, 10:49 AM
oh yeah and only smoke with a couple of your best buds. No good having lots of people around coz then people try nd show off and you may, as well as other people come in for some stick. Nice small crew, nice area, lose the attitude and you'll love the weed
Torog
04-12-2005, 11:02 AM
Hey, i have never toked up before, but my "initiation" day is soon approaching. Could anyone fill me in on the do's/don'ts of first times, and technique, etc.? It depends who i'm with, but it will either be nugs or blueberries, and i guess i'd be really lucky if it was blueberries cause i hear its a lot better. Anyhow, what do i need to know about smoking up, and what should i expect?
Howdy skarz,
For the the first-time toker..their cannibinoid receptors,must be activated before they can git high. These are the same receptors in the brain,that accept cocaine..sometimes,it takes several times of toking,to git high or as high as you would be,if the cannibinoid receptors are not quite ready. For instance,my 25 year old daughter,wants to try weed,and she's toked it several times..but to little effect..because she's only toked a very small amount..it takes a certain saturation level,which is different for each person,before the cannibinoid receptors open up.
So be patient,learn to inhale properly,learn your limits,so you won't make a fool of yourself and git busted..use common sense and never toke at home,if there's the slightest chance that you will git caught. I hope that you don't allow weed to make your grades suffer..the wise stoner..takes care of all responsibilities and chores,first. I hope that you stay away from all hard drugs,including pharmaceuticals,at least while you're still trying to git an education..if,as an adult,you choose to git addicted to hard drugs..that will be upon your head..but while you're living at home..please don't bring the cops down on your parent's head.
Have a good one ! :D
NowhereMan
04-12-2005, 11:47 AM
the first jiont i smoked never phased me
or the second,
but the first bong hit ,oh man,i went home soon after and layed down in the floor passed out watching tv wondering if my parents knew i was stoned.(they didnt)
i personally dont see the bad in toking up at early age,if your mature minded enough to be thinking about it,there are many exceptions to every rule
im sure you can think of some KID you dont want see high,on anything,
do not to be anything like him and you be ok,
and weed can be your friend or your crutch if your weak minded enough to let it control your life ,dont let it be the center of your universe is what i mean,
use it wisely and enjoy its terrible side effects of making ya feel happier for no apparent reason
Torog
04-12-2005, 12:54 PM
Howdy NoWhereMan,
Some kids are more mature than others and they know that it's wise to keep a low profile..I started tokin at 13,myself..but I've always been mature-minded and precocious for my age..lol. Heck..I had my own job and apartment,by the time I was 16,got married at 19 and became a dad. In between..I went into the Navy,got my GED and took college-level classes in electronics..I forgot to add..that I also was pallbearer,at the age of 15,when my uncle killed himself..I reckon that I've had little choice..but to grow up quickly.
Have a good one ! :D
passtotheleft45
04-12-2005, 01:14 PM
stoner spirit is right, you DO pass to the left.
hahaha
az666
04-12-2005, 01:27 PM
welcome to a new world...!
how true...i never really thought of it as a new world before but it is kinda true....you see things quite differently when your high...lol
kronick
04-12-2005, 02:52 PM
I'd suggest a water bong, its easier on your lungs (although you should still expect to cough a lot). Initiation? Sounds like your friends are making an overly big deal about it. Tell them to stop being wangs, if you want to smoke weed go ahead but its a lot less fun if you feel pressured into doing it.
i agree with everything stedic said and dont be all smiling and shit when u take ur first haul...thats just gonna show them how "excited" you are and theyll make u smoke till ur green and thats no fun.
lol...wangs...lol
F L E S H
04-12-2005, 03:04 PM
That's cool man. Like everybody said, be active and lots of music. (Try taking a stroll w/ an ipod on, just looking around with a big smile on your face : ) Have fun~
That's exactly what I like to do, just walking around downtown listening to my music and watching people... Especially when it's starts to get nice outside like now... The beautiful chicks, oh lord! Montreal is world-renowned for the ladies and in springtime my city never disappoints! :D
ScarlettCrush
04-12-2005, 09:00 PM
www.smokingwithstyle.com has weed ettiquitte, bong ettiquete and sundry I highly recommend reading it before your session.
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