Exercising Alot

[Crystalline Green]

So here's my ordeal:

I smoked weed all of January. Stopped all of February awaiting this job. The job then said it'd be "another 4 weeks to another opening" a week ago. I decided to call up my old smoking buddy Ben and light it up. I smoked 2 blunts on Thursday. Then again on Saturday night (2 joints) and on Sunday night (2 blunts). I then heard back from the job on Monday saying they have an opening and to come in on Thursday for an interview. Now I'm like fucked.

But I thought since maybe I exercise DAILY (1 hour weightlifting, 2-3 hours cardio/tennis), always drink nothing but water (and milk, but just for my protein shakes), and eat really healthy (only lean meats, veggies, and whole grains) that I might be able to pass it.

Also... I have thyroid medication which speeds up your metabolism if you take alot of it, so I was incorporating that into my detox as well. Taking alot of thyroid medicine and going to work out right after with my metabolism at full blast.

Do you think I could pass the test within 4-5 days? I'm constantly burning atleast 1,000-2,000 calories a day from exercise alone.

[moody420]

I guess it all depends on how bad you want the job! I'm not saying you couldn't have flushed out the THC in your system, but it's not likely after 4-5 days no matter how much you excercise. I would go to a head shop and find some cleansing drinks that are specifically made to rid your body of THC.

I wouldn't risk it by not doing anything. Some people will disagree with me on this one, but niacin is another route you might want to try. I've had several friends that took this the night before a test and passed after smoking large amounts within a day or two of testing. It will make you burn and sweat but in my experience, it has worked.

but your best option is going to be with a cleansing drink....

good luck! :jointsmile:

[Deige]

So here's my ordeal:

I smoked weed all of January. Stopped all of February awaiting this job. The job then said it'd be "another 4 weeks to another opening" a week ago. I decided to call up my old smoking buddy Ben and light it up. I smoked 2 blunts on Thursday. Then again on Saturday night (2 joints) and on Sunday night (2 blunts). I then heard back from the job on Monday saying they have an opening and to come in on Thursday for an interview. Now I'm like fucked.

But I thought since maybe I exercise DAILY (1 hour weightlifting, 2-3 hours cardio/tennis), always drink nothing but water (and milk, but just for my protein shakes), and eat really healthy (only lean meats, veggies, and whole grains) that I might be able to pass it.

Also... I have thyroid medication which speeds up your metabolism if you take alot of it, so I was incorporating that into my detox as well. Taking alot of thyroid medicine and going to work out right after with my metabolism at full blast.

Do you think I could pass the test within 4-5 days? I'm constantly burning atleast 1,000-2,000 calories a day from exercise alone.

Only way to know for sure is to pick up some test strips and start testing yourself. If this is for pre-employment then you should look at maybe subbing with synthetic urine. Read both the Dilution and Substitution stickies at the top of the forum for all the info.

[Deige]

I guess it all depends on how bad you want the job! I'm not saying you couldn't have flushed out the THC in your system, but it's not likely after 4-5 days no matter how much you excercise. I would go to a head shop and find some cleansing drinks that are specifically made to rid your body of THC.

I wouldn't risk it by not doing anything. Some people will disagree with me on this one, but niacin is another route you might want to try. I've had several friends that took this the night before a test and passed after smoking large amounts within a day or two of testing. It will make you burn and sweat but in my experience, it has worked.

but your best option is going to be with a cleansing drink....

good luck! :jointsmile:

There is no cleansing product that can rid the body of THC. Only time and exercise can do that.

[moody420]

There is no cleansing product that can rid the body of THC. Only time and exercise can do that.

I'm not going to argue if a product can "rid" thc out of your body....but they do make it undetectable in a drug test. I speak from experience. There are drinks out there that you can have literally hours before a drug test and piss clean even if you were tokin earlier that day! :jointsmile:

Time and excercise will cleanse the body too....just usually takes about 28 days and it sound like he/she doesn't have that kind of time!

[Deige]

I'm not going to argue if a product can "rid" thc out of your body....but they do make it undetectable in a drug test. I speak from experience. There are drinks out there that you can have literally hours before a drug test and piss clean even if you were tokin earlier that day! :jointsmile:

Time and excercise will cleanse the body too....just usually takes about 28 days and it sound like he/she doesn't have that kind of time!

No there is not, so stop spreading misinformation. There is no drink, potion, cleanser, or government classified substance that will rid the body of thc or make it undetectable. They are nothing more than creatine and vitamins in a $50 dollar bottle. Its merely expensive dilution, that can equally be obtained by following N2's Dilution Method for a fraction of the price. You need to do a little research before you ruin someones livelihood or send them straight to the slammer.

[Burnt Toast]

No there is not, so stop spreading misinformation. There is no drink, potion, cleanser, or government classified substance that will rid the body of thc or make it undetectable. They are nothing more than creatine and vitamins in a $50 dollar bottle. Its merely expensive dilution, that can equally be obtained by following N2's Dilution Method for a fraction of the price. You need to do a little research before you ruin someones livelihood or send them straight to the slammer. I couldnt have said that any better myself Deige.

And even when the magic potion does contain creatine, it would be useless when the drink is consumed on the day of the U/A, for it takes 2-3 days for the body to metabolize creatine into creatinine (the end waste product the labs test for to determine an overdiluted sample).


I'm not going to argue if a product can "rid" thc out of your body....but they do make it undetectable in a drug test. Yep. "Undetectable" because of the dilution factor. Youre merely diluting the THCA concentration in your bladder to the point where the urine sample registers below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. As Deige pointed out, the same thing can be accomplished with just vitamins and water.
Detox products are nothing but a big scam to exploit the fearful and gullible and seperating them from their hard-earned cash. Cannabis users are victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these vulturing scam artists entering the mix. :wtf:

[Burnt Toast]

So here's my ordeal:

I smoked weed all of January. Stopped all of February awaiting this job. The job then said it'd be "another 4 weeks to another opening" a week ago. I decided to call up my old smoking buddy Ben and light it up. I smoked 2 blunts on Thursday. Then again on Saturday night (2 joints) and on Sunday night (2 blunts). I then heard back from the job on Monday saying they have an opening and to come in on Thursday for an interview. Now I'm like fucked.

But I thought since maybe I exercise DAILY (1 hour weightlifting, 2-3 hours cardio/tennis), always drink nothing but water (and milk, but just for my protein shakes), and eat really healthy (only lean meats, veggies, and whole grains) that I might be able to pass it.

Also... I have thyroid medication which speeds up your metabolism if you take alot of it, so I was incorporating that into my detox as well. Taking alot of thyroid medicine and going to work out right after with my metabolism at full blast.

Do you think I could pass the test within 4-5 days? I'm constantly burning atleast 1,000-2,000 calories a day from exercise alone.Exercising and having your metabolism "at full blast" can be a bad thing if you got 3-5 days or less prior to a U/A. Exercising burns fat cells which releases the stored THCA back into your bloodstream. The kidneys then filter the THCA from the bloodstream and end up in your urine. For 3-5 days before the U/A, You want to curtail all fat-burning activities and be as dormant as possible to prevent a bunch of THCA from being released into the bloodstream, filtered by the kidneys, and ending up in your urine to be detected.

[moody420]

No there is not, so stop spreading misinformation. There is no drink, potion, cleanser, or government classified substance that will rid the body of thc or make it undetectable. They are nothing more than creatine and vitamins in a $50 dollar bottle. Its merely expensive dilution, that can equally be obtained by following N2's Dilution Method for a fraction of the price. You need to do a little research before you ruin someones livelihood or send them straight to the slammer.

You can think it's "misinformation" all day long....but I have used the drinks before and it flushed me out enough to pass the test after smoking the day before. You cannot tell me I am wrong, when IT WORKED FOR ME! I am not pushing my opinion on anyone, just stating that in my experience, I tried this method and it worked! And this was several years ago so I'm assumint products have gotten even better!

It sounds like you are stating the drinks are the same as another dilution method just more expensive. If someone is crunched for time, maybe money isn't an issue when they are trying to get a job! I know for me it wouldn't be!

I'm just chiming in my opinion on an open forum to try to help crystalline green out....who basically has a day to figure out what to do. I would hope he/she would do their own research and not jump on the opinion of some stranger on a cannabis forum. I'm surely not trying to "ruin someones livelyhood or have someone thrown in the slammer"!

but lets keep it real....if they don't pass the drug test, they simply don't get the job....no jailtime for that! It sounds like a tough situation to be in....i'm simply putting in my 2 cents on my personal experience...:jointsmile:

[Burnt Toast]

We are keeping it real here. As far as your "crunch time" excuse in an effort to justify the use of detox drinks, if you have the time to consume a magic potion, then you have time to consume vitamin B2 and water - which accomplishes the same thing (diluting) all while saving yourself the money and not feeding the scam artists whose only objective to take that money. :rolleyes:


Some people will disagree with me on this one, but niacin is another route you might want to try. I've had several friends that took this the night before a test and passed after smoking large amounts within a day or two of testing. It will make you burn and sweat but in my experience, it has worked.
If everything in the world were to be based on personal experience, it would be a pretty sad existence. Youre merely assuming that niacin had caused your several friends to pass the U/A. Just because B happened doesnt mean A caused it. What if you took peanut oil before taking your test in which you passed, are you going to conclude that peanut oil was responsible for you passing and that everyone should start taking peanut oil? :rolleyes:
Your illogical conclusion that niacin was the reason for passing is known as a fallacy of causation. Its flat out wrong. Period!

Yes we are keeping it real here. Drug testing is a serious issue because theres people with careers, families, and freedoms hinging on the outcome of a U/A, and factual info is vital here. Non-facts can quickly land an uninformed reader (that would assume what youre passing off as 'fact') in the unemployment line, or worse, jail. If you dont like the idea that we hold the poster to a high standard of fact, well thats too bad. Thats how it is here and shall remain. And if that idea is somehow not your cup of tea, then perhaps the drug testing forum is not for you. The drug testing forum is not a playground. If you want a playground, try some other site like myspace or yahoo.

[Deige]

We are keeping it real here. As far as your "crunch time" excuse in an effort to justify the use of detox drinks, if you have the time to consume a magic potion, then you have time to consume vitamin B2 and water - which accomplishes the same thing (diluting) all while saving yourself the money and not feeding the scam artists whose only objective to take that money. :rolleyes:

If everything in the world were to be based on personal experience, it would be a pretty sad existence. Youre merely assuming that niacin had caused your several friends to pass the U/A. Just because B happened doesnt mean A caused it. What if you took peanut oil before taking your test in which you passed, are you going to conclude that peanut oil was responsible for you passing and that everyone should start taking peanut oil? :rolleyes:
Your illogical conclusion that niacin was the reason for passing is known as a fallacy of causation. Its flat out wrong. Period!

Yes we are keeping it real here. Drug testing is a serious issue because theres people with careers, families, and freedoms hinging on the outcome of a U/A, and factual info is vital here. Non-facts can quickly land an uninformed reader (that would assume what youre passing off as 'fact') in the unemployment line, or worse, jail. If you dont like the idea that we hold the poster to a high standard of fact, well thats too bad. Thats how it is here and shall remain. And if that idea is somehow not your cup of tea, then perhaps the drug testing forum is not for you. The drug testing forum is not a playground. If you want a playground, try some other site like myspace or yahoo.

Thanks BT for clearing this up, I became preoccupied and couldn't finish my argument.

Moody420, we have nothing personal against you. As Burnt Toast stated, we hold peoples livelihoods on a very high pedestal here and when we feel that someone is not educating people factually, we are willing to strike with an iron fist. We don't want to run anyone out of or away from the drug testing forum. We just want people to educate themselves on the facts of drug testing so that they can properly educate others.

[stormin94]

What's the threshold for pass/fail on one of those tests? If you're borderline, you can probably request another test if they'll allow it. From what it sounds like, you should be pretty close to passing. Just don't dress up like a rasta man when you go to the interview, and they probably won't suspect anything..:rasta:

[moody420]

If everything in the world were to be based on personal experience, it would be a pretty sad existence. Youre merely assuming that niacin had caused your several friends to pass the U/A. Just because B happened doesnt mean A caused it. What if you took peanut oil before taking your test in which you passed, are you going to conclude that peanut oil was responsible for you passing and that everyone should start taking peanut oil? :rolleyes:
Your illogical conclusion that niacin was the reason for passing is known as a fallacy of causation. Its flat out wrong. Period!

Yes we are keeping it real here. Drug testing is a serious issue because theres people with careers, families, and freedoms hinging on the outcome of a U/A, and factual info is vital here. Non-facts can quickly land an uninformed reader (that would assume what youre passing off as 'fact') in the unemployment line, or worse, jail. If you dont like the idea that we hold the poster to a high standard of fact, well thats too bad. Thats how it is here and shall remain. And if that idea is somehow not your cup of tea, then perhaps the drug testing forum is not for you. The drug testing forum is not a playground. If you want a playground, try some other site like myspace or yahoo.[/QUOTE]

Isn't personal experience what it's all about??? Figuring out what works for YOU??? I'm not telling anyone what to do ....I'm simply speaking of my own experiences that I believe to be true! And yes, if I had smoked a bunch of weed, swallowed some peanut oil and passed a drug test...I, in fact, would think that the peanut oil had something to do with it....wouldn't you?

I get what you are saying about using vitamins to do the same thing, but it also seems like it may take longer. That is the only reason i advised to try a drink.

And with keeping in the spirit of "keeping it real"....if drug testing is such a serious issue and you are so worried about people's careers, families etc....why are you not suggesting NOT DOING DRUGS!!! I mean, honestly, the only way to guarantee passing a drug test is to NOT DO DRUGS! But obviously, people are taking risks already and doing substances they are not supposed to and here they are asking for opinions...which is what I was giving!

Also, I don't like playgrounds, they are dirty and filled with germs....i thought this was a cannabis forum for people to discuss their experiences, knowledge and questions about cannabis! :jointsmile:

[moody420]

Thanks BT for clearing this up, I became preoccupied and couldn't finish my argument.

Moody420, we have nothing personal against you. As Burnt Toast stated, we hold peoples livelihoods on a very high pedestal here and when we feel that someone is not educating people factually, we are willing to strike with an iron fist. We don't want to run anyone out of or away from the drug testing forum. We just want people to educate themselves on the facts of drug testing so that they can properly educate others.

thanks for clearing this up....I understand where you are coming from. And I appreciate you being respectful.

But again, I must state that it is purely opinion based on MY personal experience. I'm not stating that my way is the only way....just an option worth thinking about. You and BT may not agree, but that doesn't make you right either. To each their own...:jointsmile:

[webdox]

thanks for clearing this up....I understand where you are coming from. And I appreciate you being respectful.

But again, I must state that it is purely opinion based on MY personal experience. I'm not stating that my way is the only way....just an option worth thinking about. You and BT may not agree, but that doesn't make you right either. To each their own...:jointsmile:

No. It does make them right. Your anecdotal accountings are only proof that a fool and their money often part. These scam artists are counting on it, no offense.

Next time you buy a drink, pour the magic drink out right down the drain. Fill it with water ONE extra time than the directions call for to replace what you poured away. You will have the exact same THC level as you would have had you consumed the potion. Not sure why you aren't hearing that part. There is nothing in there that helps you pass a drug test. You are simply watering down your piss for a lot of $$$ for something you can get out of your kitchen sink for free. EOS. There is nothing to debate.

[Burnt Toast]

I'm not telling anyone what to do .... No, but youre suggesting the O/P to try a magic detox potion and (ahem) niacin. And making such suggestions without realizing that niacin has nothing to do with passing a U/A is downright irresponsible. Especially when so much is at stake.


I'm simply speaking of my own experiences that I believe to be true! And yes, if I had smoked a bunch of weed, swallowed some peanut oil and passed a drug test...I, in fact, would think that the peanut oil had something to do with it.Which goes to show that your knowlege on THC drug tests and what actually causes people to pass drug tests is woefully lacking.


...wouldn't you? As a person with full knowlege of what had actually causes people to pass, I know better than that. :rolleyes:



And with keeping in the spirit of "keeping it real"....if drug testing is such a serious issue and you are so worried about people's careers, families etc....why are you not suggesting NOT DOING DRUGS!!! If everyone were to stop doing drugs, the drug testing forums reason for being would be eliminated.

I mean, honestly, the only way to guarantee passing a drug test is to NOT DO DRUGS! There is no guarantee to that. Actually theres many individuals that dont do drugs that were burned by false positives due to misinterpretation of the results, (among other things), without the luxury of a confirmation test to refute that false positive (due to a cheapskate employer/probation dept being unwilling to shell out the money for a confirmation test). Without the confirmation test to back up or refute the false positive, such persons lost jobs, or in the case of persons on probation, had their probation revoked and remaned back into custody. Drug tests are far from being infallible.

But again, I must state that it is purely opinion based on MY personal experience. But again, opinions and other non-facts on a drug testing board can quickly land an uninformed reader in jail, or the unemployment line. We tend to keep things factual here. And again, if that idea is not your cup of tea, then perhaps the drug testing forum is not for you.
Bottom line is niacin is a myth and does nothing to pass a drug test. Detox drinks are overpriced diluters in a bottle. If you would spend more time doing hard research on THC and drug tests, and less time touting detox products and prepetuating the niacin myth, you would realize this.