Need to pass a drug test in 13 hours!

[AlexCan]

Hello
So heres the story:
Untill the 18th of december I had been tokeing a lot, every single day whitout my parents knowing for about 5 months. Then when I came home one day My mom was all over me suspecting me of takeing drugs. I blew it off, and did not bother about saying against her and just left it at a simple NO. The day after she made me piss (shes a doctor) so she took the glass to the laboratorium. I didn1t believe she would actually test it, but she did. So ya, I was inda screwed when she came home and told me she got the test results back! The thing is that I have had to piss one time after that (and I think I passed, because she did not really bother me anymore.) So when I came home today I took a quick shower right before dinner just to cover the smell of a usual cigarette. Anyways I don't want the to know that I smoke at all, because if they do, I'll be thrown out of home and maybe never able to talk to my family again because they are all against drugs, and thats what happened to my cousin! So they asked me why I took a shower and all and I told me I had to run for the buss.

The thing is, I have done many hours up to 10-12 hours of researching how to get the THC out of me on a long basis. And I know about the b-vitamins, the aspirin, the zodium, the excersie (when not to excersie) What to eat, how much to drink, when to drink, how to pee, Omega 3 and all of that! The thing is that all of this information are based on the fact that it's a long term. I only got about 13 hours. And I haven't toked since saturday, that will be 4 days to the test is being taken. and I took very little of the weed, I mean about a small teaspoon with no top! Because I think that my mom will test me in 6:00 AM in the morning. U never know, but I think so! :(

However, my plan is:
- Bake brownies, eat them (lots off calories stop the burning of my fat which contains THC).
- Drink a lot of water to get my pee diluted.
- Take huge amounts of Vitamin B to keep it yellow.
- Eat more brownies and fatty food!
- Take 2 aspirins 6 hours before the test.

Anyone else know something that would help me out to come clean in such a short periode of preperation time!

Thanks a lot guys! And keep on :rasta:

[rudy2010]

Go to your local head shop. They have a product that should allow you to pass your wiz quiz.

[Marijuanaislove]

I just literally finished my 32oz bottle of Grape Qcarbo... this shit taste like... well shit... the most disgusting thing I've ever drank. I almost puked a couple of times... I'm on the first refill of water and I just took 4 bcomplex pills via mouth and curhsed 2 in my first refill and plan on crushing two more on the second refill. My piss test is in 2 hours and 5 minutes.

[rudy2010]

Good luck. Next time also drink cranberry juice. I think I heard the white cranberry juice works better. Also there is something you can get from a health food store that will work. I just can't remember what it is called right now. Anyone remember what works from the health food store.

[webdox]

The only thing you can get from a health food store/head shop that will help is creatine to help in your dilution plans or synthetic urine if you sub. All the Qcarbo and other detox drinks in the world won't cover you if your creatinine or SG gets checked. BTW - red, white, blue cranberry won't do a thing either. If it were that easy people wouldn't stress urine tests. In other words, if you ever DO manage to pass using a detox drink, it means you would have passed anyway. If you fail, it is usually because the sample ends up being too dilute.

[rudy2010]

Thanks for the info on the creatine. I was thinking of goldenseal or something like that from the health food store. The same as with tons of water or cranberry juice these are solutions for people who have a longer time to wait than Marilove had. I just wanted to mention them so he can start sooner next time he gets tested. The extra water or cranberry juice will cause extra urinating which will remove fat cells that store marijuana.

I am not sure where webdox is located so I don't know what products are available in your area. In Ca you can get products at a head shop that will allow a man or woman to pass a wiz quiz for marijuana even if they have smoked up to the day before the test. Yes, of course, I know the longer you stop smoking before taking the test the better the chances of passing but I know of both male and female smokers who have been tested after smoking the day before and passed the tests.

Your statement that "All the Qcarbo and other detox drinks in the world won't cover you if your creatinine or SG gets checked" is a little confusing. Maybe the folks I know don't get tested for creatinine or SG, just marijuana. But they get tested, some repeatedly, and they keep passing using they same products from the head shop.

Men have it easier then women since artificial urine can be produced for testing with men. Women have to take a product orally that you buy at a head shop that has to be labled as holistic or some similar vague status. Yet the product seems to work perfectly.

Information is a good thing.:smokin:

[Burnt Toast]

Wow! Lots of misinformation here:


I was thinking of goldenseal or something like that from the health food store. The same as with tons of water or cranberry juice these are solutions for people who have a longer time to wait than Marilove had. Golden seal is an old myth thats been around since the advent of workplace drug testing. It does nothing to rid the body of THC.
There is nothing that can rid the body of THC other than time and fat-burning exercise.


The extra water or cranberry juice will cause extra urinating which will remove fat cells that store marijuana. Water, cranberry juice, or any other fluids do not make fat cells burn, let alone remove them. Even on the complete off-chance that fluids cause fat cells to burn, that can be a bad thing especially if a person has days before the actual U/A.
Anytime fat cells burn, the stored THC metabolites are released back into the bloodstream. The kidneys then filter the THC metabolites from the bloodstream and deposits them in the bladder. This is the main reason why THC carries a longer detection period than most other types of drugs. For 3 days before the U/A, all fat-burning activities should cease, so you wont be releasing a bunch of THC metabolites into the bloodstream, which will end up in the urine to be detected.

By drinking any type of fluid, you are effectively diluting (thinning out) the THC metabolite concentration that is present in the bladder. The idea is to thin out that concentration just enough for the urine sample to register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. This action is only temporary - once all of the fluids ingested had been urinated out, a "dirty" donor will resume testing positive for THC.


Your statement that "All the Qcarbo and other detox drinks in the world won't cover you if your creatinine or SG gets checked" is a little confusing. Maybe the folks I know don't get tested for creatinine or SG, just marijuana. But they get tested, some repeatedly, and they keep passing using they same products from the head shop.
All detox products "work" on the principle of dilution (that is, when they do actually "work"). That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, nor do they convert THC into something that cannot be detected, as the makers and peddlers would like the consumer to believe. You can spend upwards to $200 on a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different that what can be accomplished using just vitamin B2 and water.
In summary, detox products are a big scam to seperate the credulous from their cash. Cannabis users are already victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these vulturing scam artists jumping into the mix.
With that being said, why feed the scam artists by buying an overpriced bottle of vitamin water, when you can duplicate or better those actions for $$$ less by following the steps outlined in the Dilution sticky thread?


Men have it easier then women since artificial urine can be produced for testing with men. Women have to take a product orally that you buy at a head shop that has to be labled as holistic or some similar vague status. Yet the product seems to work perfectly. Totally absurd. Synthetic urine is unisex so a male or female can use it. And drug testing devices are also unisex - they have no ability to determine which gender the sample came from.

Information is a good thing. Only if its factual.

In the drug testing forums, we prefer to keep things factual. Spreading misinformation in a forum where careers, families, and freedoms depending on the outcome of a U/A is downright irresponsible. The drug testing forum is not a playground.

[webdox]

Wow! Lots of misinformation here:

Indeed. Rudy you should really study up on this stuff before giving advice. Thanks to Burnt Toast for taking the time to educate you. There is way too much on the line for folks to get bad advice. The sticky threads are a good place to start if accurate information is what you seek. Happy hunting.

[MrMojoRisin7127]

Hello
So heres the story:
Untill the 18th of december I had been tokeing a lot, every single day whitout my parents knowing for about 5 months. Then when I came home one day My mom was all over me suspecting me of takeing drugs. I blew it off, and did not bother about saying against her and just left it at a simple NO. The day after she made me piss (shes a doctor) so she took the glass to the laboratorium. I didn1t believe she would actually test it, but she did. So ya, I was inda screwed when she came home and told me she got the test results back! The thing is that I have had to piss one time after that (and I think I passed, because she did not really bother me anymore.) So when I came home today I took a quick shower right before dinner just to cover the smell of a usual cigarette. Anyways I don't want the to know that I smoke at all, because if they do, I'll be thrown out of home and maybe never able to talk to my family again because they are all against drugs, and thats what happened to my cousin! So they asked me why I took a shower and all and I told me I had to run for the buss.

The thing is, I have done many hours up to 10-12 hours of researching how to get the THC out of me on a long basis. And I know about the b-vitamins, the aspirin, the zodium, the excersie (when not to excersie) What to eat, how much to drink, when to drink, how to pee, Omega 3 and all of that! The thing is that all of this information are based on the fact that it's a long term. I only got about 13 hours. And I haven't toked since saturday, that will be 4 days to the test is being taken. and I took very little of the weed, I mean about a small teaspoon with no top! Because I think that my mom will test me in 6:00 AM in the morning. U never know, but I think so! :(

However, my plan is:
- Bake brownies, eat them (lots off calories stop the burning of my fat which contains THC).
- Drink a lot of water to get my pee diluted.
- Take huge amounts of Vitamin B to keep it yellow.
- Eat more brownies and fatty food!
- Take 2 aspirins 6 hours before the test.

Anyone else know something that would help me out to come clean in such a short periode of preperation time!

Thanks a lot guys! And keep on :rasta:

Honestly dude you must still be quite young if you still have to cover up the smell of cigs. Maybe you should just lay off the grass for a while so you don't ruin your relationship with your parents. Feeling pretty good for 90 minutes is nothing compared to how awful you would feel if you messed up things with your parents...
I hope you are able to pass your test, but maybe you should take a break for a while until things get better with your family.

Good luck man,
Taylor

[AlexCan]

so well, I did not have to piss after all, but u never know. So as the last dude commented I should lay a little low. I think I will! Just cooling it down to the horisont is clear and I'm able to take advantage of God's beautiful plant!

Anyway thanks guys!

[rudy2010]

First of all congratulations to Alex for not having to take a wiz quiz I am happy to see that worked out.

As for Webdox and Burnt Toast comments:
Spreading misinformation in a forum where careers, families, and freedoms depending on the outcome of a U/A is downright irresponsible. The drug testing forum is not a playground.

Speak for yourselves. I wish I could tell you exactly where and when the people I know who smoke chronically were tested for marijuana and passed their tests using products from head shops. However this would compromise the whole reason for taking these products in the first place. One person working in an environment where random testing is routine has passed at least 7 times.

I believe it is irresponsible of you to suggest that these products are ineffective. Failing a random test is far more likely to affect careers especially as well as families and freedoms as you have mentioned. Regular folks should not be eliminated from the work force just because they test positive.

I will check the sticky thread as suggested and I am open to scientific information. You can say whatever you want on this forum, however, you can't deny what I have seen with my own eyes. Maybe you can duplicate what these products have at home or make artificial urine. I find it easier to just drive by the head shop.

As far as water, cran juice etc. urinating will definitely pass fat cells that store thc. So drinking and exercising and peeing will help you pass a test in a shorter time than not drinking extra liquids or exercising. This might mean 2 or 3 weeks instead of 4 to 5 weeks. I like your explanation about liquids diluting the thc in the urine prior to testing as well.

I have not checked the sticky thread yet but I have not heard of any way to get around the hair sample test.

To be sure there are work app tests, DOT tests, military/security tests, olympic testing etc. and there are different qualities and types of machines analyzing the samples. The test for olympiads can detect the above mentioned masking agents and that alone is cause for a failure at that level or the Tour de France for example.

Sorry if I piss anyone off but lets hear from the scientists.

[crazymike703]

And I haven't toked since saturday, that will be 4 days to the test is being taken.

You're fucked.

[Burnt Toast]

I wish I could tell you exactly where and when the people I know who smoke chronically were tested for marijuana and passed their tests using products from head shops. However this would compromise the whole reason for taking these products in the first place. One person working in an environment where random testing is routine has passed at least 7 times.Again, they passed because they diluted. The same thing couldve been accomplished with just water.


I believe it is irresponsible of you to suggest that these products are ineffective. Why does it bother you that the detox product industry is revealed here? Only a person shilling for the industry would feel thats "irresponsible". :rolleyes:


You can say whatever you want on this forum, however, you can't deny what I have seen with my own eyes. Anecdotal accounts can always be fabricated out of whole cloth and thus can be denied.:rolleyes:




Maybe you can duplicate what these products have at home or make artificial urine. I find it easier to just drive by the head shop. So you find it easier to drive by a headshop than to run water from a faucet?:rolleyes:


I have not checked the sticky thread yet but I have not heard of any way to get around the hair sample test.How did the topic now shift to hair testing? :rolleyes:


To be sure there are work app tests, DOT tests, military/security tests, olympic testing etc. and there are different qualities and types of machines analyzing the samples. The test for olympiads can detect the above mentioned masking agents and that alone is cause for a failure at that level or the Tour de France for example.Nope, sorry. Testing methodologies are pretty much the same. For the drug test, its the Immunoassay and the GC/MS for confirmation.
For the validity tests, its colorimetry for the initial screening, and refractometry, MWS, and potentiometry for the confirmation. Detox products are "detected" when the sample is ruled overdiluted due to a low creatinine and SG level. Theres nothing in the products that sets off the adulterant flags of pH, Nitrites, Glutaraldehyde, etc.

[rudy2010]

Sorry if you think my purpose here is to defend products sold at head shops. If you think plain water will allow you to pass a test for marijuana just one day after stopping smoking then good luck. Also if you think the simple test they have where you pee in a self testing cup and if it does not turn the wrong color is the same as the labs where they can analyze every element in the urine are even remotely similar you really are misinformed. There are definitely differely levels of testing for marijuana as well as other drugs.

I noticed you dismissed what I have seen with my own eyes as anecdotal accounts. I am not going to give names, dates and locations but I definitely know folks who have failed tests and who have passed tests when smoking marijuana. What personal experiences do you have in this area. Apparently little or none.

Researching, testing and examining the results as well as interviewing numerous individuals are a legitimate way to find if any product is effective. Just research does not cut it. Talk to some real world people.

[MsPeridot]

haha after reading all this, I'm just laughing.

PROPS to Burnt Toast, you have the most ACCURATE advice for someone trying to pass a test.

those detox products are a total scam, I don't understand how this isn't common knowledge.

yep. PLAIN OLD TAP WATER works great! I've had it work for me in only 48 hours of no smoking before a test. I only started drinking water 3 hours before my test....I've passed every time!

With the 48 hours, however, I am a daily smoker, but I also am pretty skinny and I work out a couple times a week....as mentioned before, a high metabolism always helps!

[rudy2010]

I have finally read the sticky threads on drug testing. After doing so I would recommend someone who has to pass a whiz quiz go to the dilution or substitution thread site if they want to get information that can help them cheaply pass a test.

Since I know both people who have passed the test and who have failed the test I agree that there is a lot of misinformation out there that can be harmful. However after reading the sticky threads I believe that the products from the head shop have the correct creatine or B 12 or whatever is needed to allow the user to pass the test.

Yes, of course, they do recommend drinking large amounts of liquid which by itself should dilute the tested results enough to allow you to pass. It is also likely that this by itself would result in a failed test wheras people using the products are repeatedly passing these tests. It may be more hassle for some people to hunt down creatine, B 12, gatorade and whatever than to just drive by the head shop and pick up a product that works for them.

The only person I know who failed a drug test when using one of these products took the product just before the test did not drink near enough liquids and did not pee before going to take the test. The urine was flourescent green and they failed her immediately.

Obviously there is no product that will remove the THC or the product THC leaves in your system that is tested for. Hopefully no one believes that THC can removed by anything but time.

I hope Burnttoast, Webdox, FBR, Ms Peridot and the others putting out good information on the sticky understand that I do not work for anyone selling or pushing these products. I am just saying what has specifically worked for folks I personally know and should work for others.

Don't be afraid to go for that job in the "drug free environment"

[Burnt Toast]

However after reading the sticky threads I believe that the products from the head shop have the correct creatine or B 12 or whatever is needed to allow the user to pass the test.
The thing is, the creatine contained in those magic potions are useless when the potion is consumed on the day of the U/A (in which the instructions require the person to do). It takes 2-3 days for the body to metabolize creatine into creatinine (the end waste product that the labs check in determining a diluted sample). Any creatine intake must be done at least 3 days before the scheduled U/A (BTW, which is stated in the Dilution sticky).

If those people actually passed with the drinks, the likely two reasons are:

- The test they took did not include integrity checks (creatinine, SG) which is becoming an uncommon thing these days. Or....

- Their creatinine level was already within acceptable limits before taking the drink. Creatinine levels must be above 20 mg/dL to be acceptable.

Also, its improper for a lab to fail a sample based on color alone. As long as the sample doesnt exhibit an obvious foreign color thats not supposed to be exhibited in human urine (ie; blue, brown dark olive green, purple, etc), the lab must perform the necessary integrity checks.

[Burnt Toast]

Sorry if you think my purpose here is to defend products sold at head shops. If you think plain water will allow you to pass a test for marijuana just one day after stopping smoking then good luck. Also if you think the simple test they have where you pee in a self testing cup and if it does not turn the wrong color is the same as the labs where they can analyze every element in the urine are even remotely similar you really are misinformed. There are definitely differely levels of testing for marijuana as well as other drugs. Its actually YOU that is misinformed. Because if you spent more time researching drug testing, their methodologies, and how they work (and less time touting detox products) youd discover that the instant test kits are no more different in function than the Immunoassays used at the lab for the initial screening. Regardless of what you think or believe, drug testing is not CSI. Even if a sample is sent to a lab for analysis (as opposed to an on-the-spot instant test) an Immunoassay is always performed first, and if it fails that, the sample is sent to the GC/MS for confirmation. Dont take my word for it - check out the regulations and take a peek of the analytical testing methods listed by the DHHS/SAMHSA (the governing body that overlooks and regulates all practicing labs in the US) on their site and see it for yourself. Arent you in for a surprise.
And heres another bit of factual info thats going to crisp your noodle: Even though the cutoff levels are different, a 50 ng Immunoassay is equivalent to the 15 ng GC/MS. How can that be, you might ask? The 50ng IA recognizes the whole composite of the 31 metabolite concentations with THC-COOH being among the composite. In order to test negative, that whole composite must register below 50ng.
The GC/MS is lower at 15 ng, because the machine recognizes only one metabolite concentration: THC-COOH. In order to test negative, that one metabolite concentration must register below 15 ng. Again dont take my word for it. Do your research using your favorite search engine on the mechanics of an Immunoassay and the GC/MS. Yes, you will be in for a bunch of surprises.


Education. Such a great thing.



I noticed you dismissed what I have seen with my own eyes as anecdotal accounts. I am not going to give names, dates and locations but I definitely know folks who have failed tests and who have passed tests when smoking marijuana. What personal experiences do you have in this area. Apparently little or none.

Researching, testing and examining the results as well as interviewing numerous individuals are a legitimate way to find if any product is effective. Just research does not cut it. Talk to some real world people. "Multiple pieces of anecdotal evidence do not equal scientific fact." - Rhizome

If everything in the world were to be based on personal experience, it would be a mighty sad existence.:rolleyes:... And like I already stated, anybody can fabricate an anecdotal account out of whole cloth, especially if their objective is to further the touting of some product.

The tests in no way, shape, or form establishes that a product alone was effective in help passing a U/A. What if your acquaintances told you theyve dyed their eyebrows blue before taking a U/A and passed? Are you going to sit there and tell everyone that dyeing your eyebrows will cause a person to pass a U/A? :rolleyes: