Need to pass a drug test in 13 hours!

[AlexCan]

Hello
So heres the story:
Untill the 18th of december I had been tokeing a lot, every single day whitout my parents knowing for about 5 months. Then when I came home one day My mom was all over me suspecting me of takeing drugs. I blew it off, and did not bother about saying against her and just left it at a simple NO. The day after she made me piss (shes a doctor) so she took the glass to the laboratorium. I didn1t believe she would actually test it, but she did. So ya, I was inda screwed when she came home and told me she got the test results back! The thing is that I have had to piss one time after that (and I think I passed, because she did not really bother me anymore.) So when I came home today I took a quick shower right before dinner just to cover the smell of a usual cigarette. Anyways I don't want the to know that I smoke at all, because if they do, I'll be thrown out of home and maybe never able to talk to my family again because they are all against drugs, and thats what happened to my cousin! So they asked me why I took a shower and all and I told me I had to run for the buss.

The thing is, I have done many hours up to 10-12 hours of researching how to get the THC out of me on a long basis. And I know about the b-vitamins, the aspirin, the zodium, the excersie (when not to excersie) What to eat, how much to drink, when to drink, how to pee, Omega 3 and all of that! The thing is that all of this information are based on the fact that it's a long term. I only got about 13 hours. And I haven't toked since saturday, that will be 4 days to the test is being taken. and I took very little of the weed, I mean about a small teaspoon with no top! Because I think that my mom will test me in 6:00 AM in the morning. U never know, but I think so!

However, my plan is:
- Bake brownies, eat them (lots off calories stop the burning of my fat which contains THC).
- Drink a lot of water to get my pee diluted.
- Take huge amounts of Vitamin B to keep it yellow.
- Eat more brownies and fatty food!
- Take 2 aspirins 6 hours before the test.

Anyone else know something that would help me out to come clean in such a short periode of preperation time!

Thanks a lot guys! And keep on :rasta:

AlexCan Reviewed by AlexCan on 01-26-2010. Need to pass a drug test in 13 hours! Hello So heres the story: Untill the 18th of december I had been tokeing a lot, every single day whitout my parents knowing for about 5 months. Then when I came home one day My mom was all over me suspecting me of takeing drugs. I blew it off, and did not bother about saying against her and just left it at a simple NO. The day after she made me piss (shes a doctor) so she took the glass to the laboratorium. I didn1t believe she would actually test it, but she did. So ya, I was inda screwed Rating: 5

[rudy2010]

Go to your local head shop. They have a product that should allow you to pass your wiz quiz.

[Marijuanaislove]

I just literally finished my 32oz bottle of Grape Qcarbo... this shit taste like... well shit... the most disgusting thing I've ever drank. I almost puked a couple of times... I'm on the first refill of water and I just took 4 bcomplex pills via mouth and curhsed 2 in my first refill and plan on crushing two more on the second refill. My piss test is in 2 hours and 5 minutes.

[rudy2010]

Good luck. Next time also drink cranberry juice. I think I heard the white cranberry juice works better. Also there is something you can get from a health food store that will work. I just can't remember what it is called right now. Anyone remember what works from the health food store.

[webdox]

The only thing you can get from a health food store/head shop that will help is creatine to help in your dilution plans or synthetic urine if you sub. All the Qcarbo and other detox drinks in the world won't cover you if your creatinine or SG gets checked. BTW - red, white, blue cranberry won't do a thing either. If it were that easy people wouldn't stress urine tests. In other words, if you ever DO manage to pass using a detox drink, it means you would have passed anyway. If you fail, it is usually because the sample ends up being too dilute.

[rudy2010]

Thanks for the info on the creatine. I was thinking of goldenseal or something like that from the health food store. The same as with tons of water or cranberry juice these are solutions for people who have a longer time to wait than Marilove had. I just wanted to mention them so he can start sooner next time he gets tested. The extra water or cranberry juice will cause extra urinating which will remove fat cells that store marijuana.

I am not sure where webdox is located so I don't know what products are available in your area. In Ca you can get products at a head shop that will allow a man or woman to pass a wiz quiz for marijuana even if they have smoked up to the day before the test. Yes, of course, I know the longer you stop smoking before taking the test the better the chances of passing but I know of both male and female smokers who have been tested after smoking the day before and passed the tests.

Your statement that "All the Qcarbo and other detox drinks in the world won't cover you if your creatinine or SG gets checked" is a little confusing. Maybe the folks I know don't get tested for creatinine or SG, just marijuana. But they get tested, some repeatedly, and they keep passing using they same products from the head shop.

Men have it easier then women since artificial urine can be produced for testing with men. Women have to take a product orally that you buy at a head shop that has to be labled as holistic or some similar vague status. Yet the product seems to work perfectly.

Information is a good thing.:smokin:

[Burnt Toast]

Wow! Lots of misinformation here:

I was thinking of goldenseal or something like that from the health food store. The same as with tons of water or cranberry juice these are solutions for people who have a longer time to wait than Marilove had.

Golden seal is an old myth thats been around since the advent of workplace drug testing. It does nothing to rid the body of THC.
There is nothing that can rid the body of THC other than time and fat-burning exercise.

The extra water or cranberry juice will cause extra urinating which will remove fat cells that store marijuana.

Water, cranberry juice, or any other fluids do not make fat cells burn, let alone remove them. Even on the complete off-chance that fluids cause fat cells to burn, that can be a bad thing especially if a person has days before the actual U/A.
Anytime fat cells burn, the stored THC metabolites are released back into the bloodstream. The kidneys then filter the THC metabolites from the bloodstream and deposits them in the bladder. This is the main reason why THC carries a longer detection period than most other types of drugs. For 3 days before the U/A, all fat-burning activities should cease, so you wont be releasing a bunch of THC metabolites into the bloodstream, which will end up in the urine to be detected.

By drinking any type of fluid, you are effectively diluting (thinning out) the THC metabolite concentration that is present in the bladder. The idea is to thin out that concentration just enough for the urine sample to register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. This action is only temporary - once all of the fluids ingested had been urinated out, a "dirty" donor will resume testing positive for THC.

Your statement that "All the Qcarbo and other detox drinks in the world won't cover you if your creatinine or SG gets checked" is a little confusing. Maybe the folks I know don't get tested for creatinine or SG, just marijuana. But they get tested, some repeatedly, and they keep passing using they same products from the head shop.

All detox products "work" on the principle of dilution (that is, when they do actually "work"). That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, nor do they convert THC into something that cannot be detected, as the makers and peddlers would like the consumer to believe. You can spend upwards to $200 on a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different that what can be accomplished using just vitamin B2 and water.
In summary, detox products are a big scam to seperate the credulous from their cash. Cannabis users are already victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these vulturing scam artists jumping into the mix.
With that being said, why feed the scam artists by buying an overpriced bottle of vitamin water, when you can duplicate or better those actions for $$$ less by following the steps outlined in the Dilution sticky thread?

Men have it easier then women since artificial urine can be produced for testing with men. Women have to take a product orally that you buy at a head shop that has to be labled as holistic or some similar vague status. Yet the product seems to work perfectly.

Totally absurd. Synthetic urine is unisex so a male or female can use it. And drug testing devices are also unisex - they have no ability to determine which gender the sample came from.

Information is a good thing.

Only if its factual.

In the drug testing forums, we prefer to keep things factual. Spreading misinformation in a forum where careers, families, and freedoms depending on the outcome of a U/A is downright irresponsible. The drug testing forum is not a playground.

[webdox]

Wow! Lots of misinformation here:

Indeed. Rudy you should really study up on this stuff before giving advice. Thanks to Burnt Toast for taking the time to educate you. There is way too much on the line for folks to get bad advice. The sticky threads are a good place to start if accurate information is what you seek. Happy hunting.

[MrMojoRisin7127]

Hello
So heres the story:
Untill the 18th of december I had been tokeing a lot, every single day whitout my parents knowing for about 5 months. Then when I came home one day My mom was all over me suspecting me of takeing drugs. I blew it off, and did not bother about saying against her and just left it at a simple NO. The day after she made me piss (shes a doctor) so she took the glass to the laboratorium. I didn1t believe she would actually test it, but she did. So ya, I was inda screwed when she came home and told me she got the test results back! The thing is that I have had to piss one time after that (and I think I passed, because she did not really bother me anymore.) So when I came home today I took a quick shower right before dinner just to cover the smell of a usual cigarette. Anyways I don't want the to know that I smoke at all, because if they do, I'll be thrown out of home and maybe never able to talk to my family again because they are all against drugs, and thats what happened to my cousin! So they asked me why I took a shower and all and I told me I had to run for the buss.

The thing is, I have done many hours up to 10-12 hours of researching how to get the THC out of me on a long basis. And I know about the b-vitamins, the aspirin, the zodium, the excersie (when not to excersie) What to eat, how much to drink, when to drink, how to pee, Omega 3 and all of that! The thing is that all of this information are based on the fact that it's a long term. I only got about 13 hours. And I haven't toked since saturday, that will be 4 days to the test is being taken. and I took very little of the weed, I mean about a small teaspoon with no top! Because I think that my mom will test me in 6:00 AM in the morning. U never know, but I think so!

However, my plan is:
- Bake brownies, eat them (lots off calories stop the burning of my fat which contains THC).
- Drink a lot of water to get my pee diluted.
- Take huge amounts of Vitamin B to keep it yellow.
- Eat more brownies and fatty food!
- Take 2 aspirins 6 hours before the test.

Anyone else know something that would help me out to come clean in such a short periode of preperation time!

Thanks a lot guys! And keep on :rasta:

Honestly dude you must still be quite young if you still have to cover up the smell of cigs. Maybe you should just lay off the grass for a while so you don't ruin your relationship with your parents. Feeling pretty good for 90 minutes is nothing compared to how awful you would feel if you messed up things with your parents...
I hope you are able to pass your test, but maybe you should take a break for a while until things get better with your family.

Good luck man,
Taylor

[AlexCan]

so well, I did not have to piss after all, but u never know. So as the last dude commented I should lay a little low. I think I will! Just cooling it down to the horisont is clear and I'm able to take advantage of God's beautiful plant!

Anyway thanks guys!