even shamans need to get laid

[djaio]

yeah. see spirituality board. god dammit, i need to get laid. its not that im ugly - i'm actually pretty good-looking, but i really dont know what im doing. i have the looks, i have the hygeine, but i dont have the tact or the skill or the experience. help me get laid by next weekend and i will dispense my shamanic knowledge to you all.

p.s. im really fucked up reight now. im hiaving trouble reading what i just typed.

[EverydayJunglist]

lay off the ayahuasca.i would recommend a prostitute.get yourself a greyhound ticket to niagara falls,and ill introduce you to a few.

[A Foo Says]

Just be smooth, don't talk alot, avoid sentences with more than 10 words. Complement them alot, smile, look into their eyes, but don't stare. And get them piss drunk and slip it in them real fast like.

[Not Enough Herb]

^what he said

end of thread

*smashes delete button*

anyways

later

[boywonder]

ok drink alot of alchol go somewhere you know there will be lot's of girls dosennt matter if u like the place ud be 2 pissed to care buy someone lots of drinks take her back home to get stonned and then fuck her or js buy her loads of drinks have a spliff outside and fuck her there

[djaio]

buy someone drinks? dude, i'm only 18.

[A Foo Says]

buy her a pepsi and slip her some roofies. that works, even though i've never tried it or anything.

[EverydayJunglist]

buy her a pepsi and slip her some roofies. that works, even though i've never tried it or anything.
Liar.G works good too.Nah i'm just kidding,seriously.

[Not Enough Herb]

or u can put bleach and other readily available househeld chemicals in her drink, wait til she dies, and rape her necro style

later

[Funken Monken]

buy someone drinks? dude, i'm only 18.

ahh, so, bring her to England, then slip her some drinks, and do as Foo suggested!

[Looker]

Y'know guys, it seems we have to expend an AWFUL lot of mental and physical energy, not to mention most of the younger part of life just trying to get laid....looking back I wish I had done something more constructive.. :mad:

FUCK EM JUST GET HOOKERS TILL YOU FIND MRS RIGHT.... :cool:

[Looker]

No seriously guys y'know what I mean??

When I think of all the running around buying shit and trying to pretend to somone that I'm not just to get with some chick..setting up dates n spending shitloads of money...

Or better yet spending perhaps years of your life with a steady who turns around and says "I want to do something else with my life" and then you run into them awhile down the road to discover they are a fucking cashier??

Then they say something like "well at least its on my own terms" and your like fuck, whatever, and then you say to yourself, well Im glad im not there anymore..

I dunno the positive thinker will probably say "its part of your life experience" but I say FUCK IT some experience are just life-wasters we could all do without...

I spent seven years with one girl 2 years with another and three years with another.. after that I met a girl got married and been happily married for eight years..and when in a relationship neither party cheated..it was other things..like your future goals and view of life...

It just seems that I could have used alot of that twelve years maybe doing something good for me or for that matter , for the world...

I dont hate, disrespect women...just an opinion from a guy's point of view...

[LearyS Disciple]

or u can put bleach and other readily available househeld chemicals in her drink, wait til she dies, and rape her necro style

later

thats pretty fucked up man....

[jacquelyne]

Thats the way to go.Fuck cheating its been done to me and im still crazy about it.If you find a girl that treats you well and loves you you should show her respect and she should be there for you always.Just treat her how you would like to be treated in return.
No seriously guys y'know what I mean??

When I think of all the running around buying shit and trying to pretend to somone that I'm not just to get with some chick..setting up dates n spending shitloads of money...

Or better yet spending perhaps years of your life with a steady who turns around and says "I want to do something else with my life" and then you run into them awhile down the road to discover they are a fucking cashier??

Then they say something like "well at least its on my own terms" and your like fuck, whatever, and then you say to yourself, well Im glad im not there anymore..

I dunno the positive thinker will probably say "its part of your life experience" but I say FUCK IT some experience are just life-wasters we could all do without...

I spent seven years with one girl 2 years with another and three years with another.. after that I met a girl got married and been happily married for eight years..and when in a relationship neither party cheated..it was other things..like your future goals and view of life...

It just seems that I could have used alot of that twelve years maybe doing something good for me or for that matter , for the world...

I dont hate, disrespect women...just an opinion from a guy's point of view...

[Looker]

I really didnt mean to dump on women jaq I guess its just the choices you make like everything else...

[jacquelyne]

u aint looker its all good i feel that way also just go pay for sex or whetever it dont matter.Its just when you do find the right one that shits gotta stop only because if a person cheats then they should just say single

[boywonder]

buy someone drinks? dude, i'm only 18.
unlucky m8 im from the uk im also 18 u can get away with drinkin over here from a young age. u know our age for drinkin is 18 which i still thinks to old , your pretty unlucky hey but i guess i could be killed by drink by the time im 21 if im unlucky.

[Not Enough Herb]

thats pretty fucked up man....

its called a joke

but maybe im being serious

maybe i like to dig up rotting corpses at 1 in the morning and have my way with that decaying peice of flesh :eek:

maybe :)

later

[Hektik]

Hookers never say no. They're such nice people :)