even shamans need to get laid

[djaio]

yeah. see spirituality board. god dammit, i need to get laid. its not that im ugly - i'm actually pretty good-looking, but i really dont know what im doing. i have the looks, i have the hygeine, but i dont have the tact or the skill or the experience. help me get laid by next weekend and i will dispense my shamanic knowledge to you all.

p.s. im really fucked up reight now. im hiaving trouble reading what i just typed.

djaio Reviewed by djaio on 04-03-2005. even shamans need to get laid yeah. see spirituality board. god dammit, i need to get laid. its not that im ugly - i'm actually pretty good-looking, but i really dont know what im doing. i have the looks, i have the hygeine, but i dont have the tact or the skill or the experience. help me get laid by next weekend and i will dispense my shamanic knowledge to you all. p.s. im really fucked up reight now. im hiaving trouble reading what i just typed. Rating: 5

[EverydayJunglist]

lay off the ayahuasca.i would recommend a prostitute.get yourself a greyhound ticket to niagara falls,and ill introduce you to a few.

[A Foo Says]

Just be smooth, don't talk alot, avoid sentences with more than 10 words. Complement them alot, smile, look into their eyes, but don't stare. And get them piss drunk and slip it in them real fast like.

[Not Enough Herb]

^what he said

end of thread

*smashes delete button*

anyways

later

[boywonder]

ok drink alot of alchol go somewhere you know there will be lot's of girls dosennt matter if u like the place ud be 2 pissed to care buy someone lots of drinks take her back home to get stonned and then fuck her or js buy her loads of drinks have a spliff outside and fuck her there

[djaio]

buy someone drinks? dude, i'm only 18.

[A Foo Says]

buy her a pepsi and slip her some roofies. that works, even though i've never tried it or anything.

[EverydayJunglist]

buy her a pepsi and slip her some roofies. that works, even though i've never tried it or anything.

Liar.G works good too.Nah i'm just kidding,seriously.

[Not Enough Herb]

or u can put bleach and other readily available househeld chemicals in her drink, wait til she dies, and rape her necro style

later

[Funken Monken]

buy someone drinks? dude, i'm only 18.

ahh, so, bring her to England, then slip her some drinks, and do as Foo suggested!