Our god smokes pot

[weedmonkey]

Shiva, the destroyer according to the Hindu religion smokes pot! He intoxicates himself with anything that's available. The reason behind this is: that He is consuming all the poisons in creation so that people, animals or any other living being can enjoy the good things in life. However, some staunch followers of Shiva(like my self) identify ourselves with Him. Because of that we follow in His footsteps and smoke pot and intoxicate ourselves so that the rest of the "innocent" people can have a good time enjoying their share of "honey and spice"



Bom Bom Shiva Kailashpati...

[boywonder]

i also am deciding to become a marter and let everyone enjoy the good life whislt im getting high. im not doing it for me it's for the other poor folk ty

[bonita chica420]

I think he's got to i mean all those clouds, so "high" up in the sky, floating, comeone thats gotta be a sign

[Adlan]

If you lok at the old testament then god consumes a lot of incense containing a smoke rasing herb! The smoke rasing herb of the time was ganja, brought from india by traders.

[david420]

indian holy men.. the ones that smear themselves with the ash from dead bodies every morning as a ceremony.. they smoke large amounts of hashish rofl i laughed so hard when i first heard it.. theyre stoners!!!

[weedmonkey]

All religions are the same. especially if we all smoke pot. so let us all smoke pot and pray for a safer and more peaceful world. Weed rules!!!!!!!!! :cool:

[kramllehctim]

High,

Ur Drunk!

[YES]

Sounds like an excuse to do drugs.

Whatever.

[HvyFuel]

You need an excuse?

[Omun]

Isn't there something in the bible about some burning bush telling some guy to do something like inhale the smoke comeing off of me or something like that I recall from sunday school..?

[methusla]

What's with the eastern mysticism all the time. Venture out and explore strange new religions. I woke early sunday went to the forrest did the St. Francis thing with animals. There is one deer who came up to me and thanked me for saving her new born from a wild dog three days earlier. Attended an episcopal service after that with some friends who mocked me for not taking the sacrements, had lunch with catholics and dinner with the presbyterians. Great stuff!!! All the gatherings have a common thread. Munchies after the services.

[HvyFuel]

Sounds like an excuse to do food.

Whatever.

(Arf, arf. ;) )

[Stooj]

Ok well Jesus was 'the annointed one' and to 'be annointed' back then meant that you had pure THC oil rubbed into your forehead like its ash wednesday lol. Jesus was anti money anti possessions anti bullshit, a sandlewearing happy guy with a lot on his mind that gives even the people that everyone hates a chance.

I think thats pretty saweet, whether he was the son of God or not, or a character we made up to represent our ideals...

Either way, I think he was the first hippie, the first underdog badass revolutionary, and we can learn a lot from him real or not.

Shiva sounds great, sounds like people that are down with shiva walk over hot coals and all kinds of things. Like the original medicine man...

[Phunk42]

If this is a serious question, then its a dumb one(im sorry). In order for God to smoke pot,it has to be a physical being. Unless you do believe God is physical, then I apologize. God is a euphoric being in itself, why would it need a temp high?

[Wheemer]

The son of man and many like him have been documented in history as revealing miraculous insight to god. There may have been only one Jesus, but who is to say that there are not others who are following in his footsteps?

It may be true that only jesus is the true representation of who god is. But if any man walks the walk and talks the talk of the way, then there is god in him.

The problem is that the christian churches are full of cowards that are nothing like jesus.

[holotrope]

God is everything, and some things smoke pot. so God smokes pot.

haha. Logic wins again.

Peace