Wuts Tha Most F*** Up Uve Ever Been?

[SmokinThaHaze]

One time i had sum amsterdam hash and some X not by choice but it was slipped to me when i was high, but neways ppl were sayin that i was like givin this one gurl a striptease or sumthin an a lap dance lol and stupid shit like that, then i pretended i was a tree then a volcano an that frodos ugly a** was sposed to drop the ring in me or sumthin like that......lol :eek:

[Darkneon420]

LOl...this is a weird post...but whatever.

The most i've been fucked up was when I was tripping on Triple c's. Two friends and I were in a car at the park and we had just gotten there. My friend says "Lets get out" and i started freaking out saying "No no I cant move" so we were sitting in the car for like half an hour debating weither to get out. Sooner or later we did get out but they had to help me stand. I was so fucked up. Then my friend says something about a ranger and I whip around and limplly run back to the car. We bursted out laughing. :D Good times.

[Ammie]

i cant think of one because when i get fucked up i dont remember anything from the night before :S but i have woke up half naked with money down my pants before :eek: so im sure that was a night i was really fucked up.. knowing me i was prolly dancing on the bar coyote ugly style ;)

[ParadiseLife]

i got so fuck last summer when i tryed speed i was like out of controll and i felt so invisible i was runin stupidly down the road and talkin to random ppl on the street i dont remember much more but i no i was relly fucked

[kyle]

It was the first time I got stoned. I was really tripping out on the street lights and shit and I was all paranoid and I felt like the world was like a movie that I was watching.

[OreO]

Man mine was when i was smokin a wu-bob...aka a blunt full of weed lace wit coke/crack...it was my first time ever and i kept seeing triple of everything, i couldnt if stand up balanced. The we went to 7-11 and fuckin i got a hot dog and tried to put chilli on it and i couldnt figure out wat button to press to get the chilli out and me and 2 other of my friends bust out laughin in the store(its like 3am) and then the next day my friend couldnt stop twitching and for the next 2 days i felt like i was ina dreamy state of mind. I dunno why i got like that cause ive hit more wubobs recently and i just feel really relaxed...huh

[Nullific]

Whenever I drink and smoke.
One time I had just a beer and a couple tequila shots, started smoking a joint and got a phone call from a friend (I'd say it was about 1 in the morning) well I realized how fucked up I was trying to carry out a conversation. Then I had another beer and smoked more, lost all sense of where I was and what I was doing. Got the spins, puked in my bathroom and sat down with my eyes closed for a while before deciding I better go to bed.

[EverydayJunglist]

I have been fuckedup to the point of no return maany times.....some good some bad
1.white mitsubishis-wasn't mdma ill tell ya that(bad exp)
2. a horrendously bad trip on shrooms,i would imagain they were psycilobyn(bad exp)
3.lsd and shrooms combo-but no bad experience
4. k and green doves
I've done a ton of e that gave me bad rolls,don't know what it was.I've had a lot of bad dex trips .I chose not to include drinking,smokin/opiates/coke/valiums etc. because those fuck you up,but its not a ego loss,its just being fuckin abolished.well except for yay.

[Stedric]

Oddly enough the most fucked up I've ever been was with just weed, and not too much of it (compared to how much I've smoked before).

A friend of mine was visiting from Ontario, and she wanted to try BC bud. I sent my little brother to get me about 20$ worth. That night when we smoked it she was freaked out that it might be laced. I told her no, it wouldn't be laced.

Half an hour later while lying on my back outside watching Super Mario fly around in the sky I realized I was probably wrong. :rolleyes:

[ParadiseLife]

If u ever find out what it was laced with let me no id like to try some:)

[Icculus]

Just smoke some opium and youll be off.
I was in my friends basement, and we smoked like 3 or 4 bowls of pot mixed with some sticky ass opie, and ive never been higher
i was siting on his couch watching two of my other friends play C-Lo, and the dice got fuckin huge, either that or i fuckin shrunck down to the size of a fuckin ant, i couldnt move for like 2 hours
it was the SHIT

[bongo]

ive only done weed shrooms opium, and i drink and smoke cigarettes.. It hard to tell my first and only mushroom trip was wild. I imagined i was in the fruit by the foot factory looking at a roll going continuosly playing to ccr. Also at a pavilion by some soccer fileds on a wall the wood gains colors glowed, same happened to money for a bottle. Then i just ended up talking to my friend smoking cigarettes for a while.

Weed With opium is good but i actually get more fucked up from weed at least in the head. Opium has the full body buzz too so it is a little different. Weed has a similar one to though.

Weed alone i get fucked up on all the time. Smoke a few bowls of good sshwag and go crazy for a while.

Now after all the random stuff i just realized i wrote i will finaly answer the question.
The most fucked up i've gotten and remembered lie within a couple times. At one of them for about 2 weeks i was in on an 18 out of a big PVC bong. Alot for me since i had only been smoking frequenlty for a month. I would get fucked up and actually tripped a bit once. I thought i was in the mafia but it was in the 20s. My and my friend used this smoking method to day but baked out a car with that and a joint, so we were all fucked up. I thought it waS one of the old cars and we are all sitting in there in suits and hats. we are in his garage at this point just sitting there. i look out the window and back. and i see a car with a guy holding out a gun shooting at me so i shoot him. It was crazy, almost like a movie or video game or something along those lines. The second one is i did the same smoking method constantl over a weekend and drank on that friday so i dont remember abything past friday, and only a little on friday itself. the last one was recently. 3 of my friends and i smoked an 1/8. we all hacve low tolerances too. Then 2 of my friends go a little faster and get ahaead so im walking with my one friend. Are already at the railroad tracks so they look past a house and say, "shit the cops!." and jump down. The friend next to me darts down befor e the 2 spotters. i follow right behing. It ends up being a trick and i end up with a huge adrenalikne rush to go on top of being stoned.

[Edgar]

The most fucked up ive been was prolly with Salvia... I dont care to go into the specifics.

BTW, Kick ass avatar smokinthahaze.

[Rarrr]

Theres been 3 times where iv been so fucked that i couldnt control my behaviour and didnt know what i was doin
When i was one acid alcohol and weed, everyhing had grey shadings around it.
My 1st time i was on weed, shivering and freaking out.
The other night had some playstations, meth and weed. Very fucked, hallucinated heaps for some reason, felt like my room was swirling around me.

[SmokinThaHaze]

This isnt the most fuked up, but i luv when u take a big ass hit then that grin juss cums on ur face...........

[juggalo420]

proberly last night i was the most fucked up ever, i was tripping my balls off on dxm and then smoked like 3 bowls out of a bong, i was fuckn gone in another dimension, i couldnt see straight but im pretty sure i felt like i was out of my body, i had crazy closed eye patterns, peoples faces began to look like other peoples to a point were i questioned who they were, and it felt like i was watching myself acting in a movie.

[bongo]

This isnt the most fuked up, but i luv when u take a big ass hit then that grin juss cums on ur face...........
yeah man

[Rarrr]

had weed laced with pcp once. made me feel like i was falling continuously

[Darkneon420]

First time I smoked a blunt and about a 3rd of it by myself...now before that i'de never smoked that much weed before in one session. So I put it out and sat around with my parents as usually friday nights and noticed I was totally fucked up I knew i'de gag and being around my mom gaging after smoking weed means there'd be a argument about me quiting so I went upstairs. Once upstairs I sat on my bedroom floor and started paninking, I started having one thought after the other and then forgeting something i was thinking about and then i'de panic if it was important or not. I was pariniod as fuck! Man...I then tried to lie down...bad mistake, not even 5 minutes I threw up on my floor. Then got all pariniod my parents heard me and started blasting music...also bad mistake...The music made it even worse. By the end of the night I had thrown up 5 times. And my step dad noticed something was wrong and came up to ask if I was mad at him. :D But i still smoke like a motherfucker and it never happend again.

[NowhereMan]

if you remember it
its probly the second most fucked up you've been
or something like that
so here is mine
i drank some moonshine ,ate some acid and smoked who knows how much

i woke up in my yard with some chick i never seen before
who didnt know my name iether or how she got there
she had no shirt on and my sister got mad cuase i gave her one of hers

ive not seen her since

[Not Enough Herb]

last night i was pretty fucked

dunno if it was the most fucked but i dont give a shit

i was on like 125 mg of morphiene and i smoked like 4 bowls out of my bong

i was fucked up and i eneded up puking but it was cool

later

[Reefer Rogue]

if you remember it
its probly the second most fucked up you've been
or something like that
so here is mine
i drank some moonshine ,ate some acid and smoked who knows how much

i woke up in my yard with some chick i never seen before
who didnt know my name iether or how she got there
she had no shirt on and my sister got mad cuase i gave her one of hers

ive not seen her since

Ha that's awesome.

The most fucked i've been is probably between two occasions. The first, i drank 3 beers, 2 shots of vodka and 6 shots of 151 then i smoked a blunt. I was out of it, i think i fell in a puddle and pissed on some guys car. Then the other time must've been when i smoked 8 bowls to the face and then smoked a blunt. Good times. :D

[az666]

once i went to a party wid a Q of hash....drunk a shit load of alcohol....smoked about an 8th of tha hash....thought i was gunna puke ran off didnt puke....then i dont really remember but i was told i brought out a new case of beer from my bag drunk most of it....threw the rest around then passed out face down in the car park.....to be found in the mornin by his dad.....
Then i got a lift home with a girl i hadnt seen in about 8 years when i got home my parents came down cause i was being noisy...they found me standing there in my boxers...my dad let me in the house i closed the door behind me and took a piss behind the door infront of my dad...lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...

[NowhereMan]

once i went to a party wid a Q of hash....drunk a shit load of alcohol....smoked about an 8th of tha hash....thought i was gunna puke ran off didnt puke....then i dont really remember but i was told i brought out a new case of beer from my bag drunk most of it....threw the rest around then passed out face down in the car park.....to be found in the mornin by his dad.....
Then i got a lift home with a girl i hadnt seen in about 8 years when i got home my parents came down cause i was being noisy...they found me standing there in my boxers...my dad let me in the house i closed the door behind me and took a piss behind the door infront of my dad...lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...
lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...
yep u was fucked the hell up alright,


man once my cuzzin was at my house he opend my door to a cabnet and for some reason was gonna piss in it,,
i yelled at him and told him "your about to piss on my clothes motherfucker"
my mom heard me,,came upstairs to find him standing there hold his dick with me yelling at him to get the fuk out of my room, my house , my life
try to explain to a mom why your cuzz is gonna piss on ya clothes
you know what he said,'i though that was a window'
like it was ok to piss on my roof or some shit,the dumass,

imagine waking up to see that ,he never slept in my room again,
cuzzin or not
peace

[NowhereMan]

once i went to a party wid a Q of hash....drunk a shit load of alcohol....smoked about an 8th of tha hash....thought i was gunna puke ran off didnt puke....then i dont really remember but i was told i brought out a new case of beer from my bag drunk most of it....threw the rest around then passed out face down in the car park.....to be found in the mornin by his dad.....
Then i got a lift home with a girl i hadnt seen in about 8 years when i got home my parents came down cause i was being noisy...they found me standing there in my boxers...my dad let me in the house i closed the door behind me and took a piss behind the door infront of my dad...lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...
lol....i dont remember any of it but thats what my parents told me in the mornin...
yep u was fucked the hell up alright,


man once my cuzzin was at my house he opend my door to a cabnet and for some reason was gonna piss in it,,
i yelled at him and told him "your about to piss on my clothes motherfucker"
my mom heard me,,came upstairs to find him standing there hold his dick with me yelling at him to get the fuk out of my room, my house , my life
try to explain to a mom why your cuzz is gonna piss on ya clothes
you know what he said,'i though that was a window'
like it was ok to piss on my roof or some shit,the dumass,

imagine waking up to see that ,he never slept in my room again,
cuzzin or not
peace

[EverydayJunglist]

come on guys alcohol don't count.thats fucked up az666 ive pissed on my living room floor because i think i thought it was my bathroom a couple times.My mom's found me naked on the bathroom floor(dont know wtf i was doing).I've tried to get with my best buds girlfriend.And thats only what people had the ball to tell me i did.I know how to hold my shit but sometimes you know,you have a couple valiums or xanax with the bourbon and all hell breaks loose.Alcohol fucks you up.I've jigged some nasty bitches too,i think we can all say we did that......right???

[SmokinThaHaze]

Lol no man, I never smoke around nasty bitches, that just might be me though.........

[tokinsmoke]

hey z.......
remember when i passed out in ur floor?
i was really fucked up.......i mean REALLY fucked up.....
second thought i think we were all fucked up....
toker had to help me walk home that night....

omg that was soooo funny...

and the time we got all the
opium and went to hamlin with josh and
u looked up and thought we were going through that house.....
and the cops flippin on their lights and josh freakin out

i laughed my fuckin ass off.....
i will never forget that picture u took of me all
fucked......i think u still got that......

anywho.......
we have had some really "fucked up" times....
lol

peace

[NowhereMan]

hey z.......
remember when i passed out in ur floor?
i was really fucked up.......i mean REALLY fucked up.....
second thought i think we were all fucked up....
toker had to help me walk home that night....

omg that was soooo funny...

and the time we got all the
opium and went to hamlin with josh and
u looked up and thought we were going through that house.....
and the cops flippin on their lights and josh freakin out

i laughed my fuckin ass off.....
i will never forget that picture u took of me all
fucked......i think u still got that......

anywho.......
we have had some really "fucked up" times....
lol

peace

i refuse to answer that on the grounds it "WILL" incriminate me
but in nine months ill help yaw celebrate when you smoke agian

and josh cant drive for shit,he one scary mofo to ride with when you have left teeth in the dashboard and had ya back fucked up in a wreck,i cant relax in a car with him,maybe if on 3 or 4 xanax,lol but i doubt it i dont want in No more wrecks of any kind,and he is one waiting to happen,
str8 or stoned he is the same,he just cant drive

toker has about 5 minutes to wake up and get here if he wants to toke some my Birthday hash stash,its about gone,ive been up a while.

pic is of what i had friday,now ive got very little,wished id of saved the whole chunk for now,

[tokinsmoke]

i dont know if hes up yet or not.....
go wake his ass up....

lol

peace

[SmokinThaHaze]

Nice Brick...............

[ChuckECheese]

man once my cuzzin was at my house he opend my door to a cabnet and for some reason was gonna piss in it,,
i yelled at him and told him "your about to piss on my clothes motherfucker"
my mom heard me,,came upstairs to find him standing there hold his dick with me yelling at him to get the fuk out of my room, my house , my life
try to explain to a mom why your cuzz is gonna piss on ya clothes
you know what he said,'i though that was a window'
like it was ok to piss on my roof or some shit,the dumass,


that's the funniest thing I've heard n awhile!!! :D and it's even funnier cause I'm baked, prolly the 3rd most ever

[DreamSmoke]

Man. I think the highest I've ever been is a tie between the time when I bought some tree that I didn't know was laced with PCP, and the time I took some DXM and had a BAAAAAD TRIP.

I had bought some weed from this dude Matt when I used to chill with him and his friends, and it was laced. Everybody at the time was goin around in our little group saying there is some weed around us that's laced; with what we all didn't know yet. I got taken to the hospital that day cause I smoked only a little half a blunt of it, and that shit had me so fucked up I didn't even know my NAME! :eek: . They tested me and I had PCP in my system as well as marijuana (of course), but the PCP I never took...I don't do PCP. So I figured, "Hmm..little bastard slipped me some P...I'm goona stomp a mudhole in him". And I eventually did, he had a concussion and the whole 9'...

When I took DXM for the first time, I went about it the wrong way. In order to take it, I took Triple C (Coricidin Cough & Cold). That has more than just DXM in it and they ay if you do DXM, only do PURE dxm, not the pills that have shit mixed in with it. Well I took 16 of them, and almost passed out I felt so sick. It threw up like 5 times, my eyesight was severely impaired, and I was taken to the ER. This time it was my fault I got like this, and they reuled out brain damage and organ damage, saying I was perfectly fine just very VERY incoherant and intoxicated.

[harrybud]

I got shot in the leg,the round broke the bone.....i was fucked up,then they shot me full of Demerol-liquid Valium......i was just hoving above the operating table watching my body.......the best hi and most fucked up i have ever been..... togather :)

[SmokinThaHaze]

Lol never heard that b4 lol...............

[SmokinThaHaze]

anyone ever tripped of lsd???

[Rarrr]

anyone ever tripped of lsd???
LSD is my favourite drug :D

[jacquelyne]

took a bit of speed and 2 eccys over 3 days smoking weed the whole time and drinking.After 7 full days and nights with no sleep (not 1 wink)i was doing and saying crazy things and i had absolutley no sense of reality.Full blown psychosis.My brothers rescued me from another state because my mum ordered them to.Apparently i was calling her and saying really strange things about her dead daughter.Was under security protection and locked up until i seen a magistrate and gave me the verdict that he would let me out.I would say as a guess 12 or 13 days no sleep.They even gave me something called a block injjection=fully unconsious because i was being cheeky and swearing and getting violent because i couldnt sleep i really wanted to.Anyways that didnt knock me out either.Thats the most fucked up i have ever or will ever be again i hope.

[SmokinThaHaze]

took a bit of speed and 2 eccys over 3 days smoking weed the whole time and drinking.After 7 full days and nights with no sleep (not 1 wink)i was doing and saying crazy things and i had absolutley no sense of reality.Full blown psychosis.My brothers rescued me from another state because my mum ordered them to.Apparently i was calling her and saying really strange things about her dead daughter.Was under security protection and locked up until i seen a magistrate and gave me the verdict that he would let me out.I would say as a guess 12 or 13 days no sleep.They even gave me something called a block injjection=fully unconsious because i was being cheeky and swearing and getting violent because i couldnt sleep i really wanted to.Anyways that didnt knock me out either.Thats the most fucked up i have ever or will ever be again i hope.


I think we have a winner so far.........damn thats one messed up story.........

[jacquelyne]

sure is believe me that experience in my life was NOT cool at all

[SmokinThaHaze]

guess u wont be doin that again.............. :eek:

[IanCurtisWishlist]

just before my 18th birthday party...it was the first time i ever got coked out. i ended up doing a gram of really good shit in less than 4 hours...unhealthy, i suppose.

[Loz]

Back in feb last year i was doing some ketemine with some friends and i didnt realise it was really strong. Anyway i slipped into a a ket hole and started to panick and thought i was gunna die then i could breath. It was soo weird it felt like i went forward and backward in time. I couldnt even see straight for like 2 hours. I got taught a lesson after that. Now adays i rather stick to getting stoned coz atleast im in control unlike ketemine that controls your mind. Plus it makes me think way too much about stuff.

[anycraic]

back in the raving days i was at some festival in the techno tent very drunk, so drunk i accidentally dropped 3 e's at once, went around out of my face for awhile, bumped into a friend, smoked a j that was actually full of coke, my friend laughed and gave me a few valiums to calm me down, turns out they werent v's just more e's, next thing i remember is driving past two police checkpoints whilst absolutely off my rocker, apparently my friends had to take over driving because i was swerving all over the place into the ditches.... argh i was young once.....

[NowhereMan]

just before my 18th birthday party...it was the first time i ever got coked out. i ended up doing a gram of really good shit in less than 4 hours...unhealthy, i suppose.

around 15 yrs ago
i used to do a gram for breakfast just to start my day.
ive not done coke in long time,i stay away from it now


and ill never take lsd ever again
some of my high school years where just a big trip.i took to many as it is.
acid was everywhere ,

i guess its something age brings
cuase i can remember the 'Want to
now i have a lack of that 'Want to (for drugs)
my days starts with a jiont.
its time for one now

peace