How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[Epic]

Rules:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

- You are not allowed to touch a wall.

- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


My personal estimate - 10. Those lil fucker bite HARD. I've heard everything from 5 to 80, so what do you all think?

And if you are Stedric, Answer the damn question!

[Stedric]

I think you need a hobby.

Or maybe this is your hobby?

:D

[RIP ODB]

Someone delete this thread, please.

[juggalo420]

20 or so

[youngster420]

maybe 25

[Encatuse]

I'm thinking probably 17.

[koshea]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

[west coast style]

Haha.. do you post at LUE?

[likemclever]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

wanna babby sit

[Epic]

Haha.. do you post at LUE?
Nah but this, or something similar, has been going all over the web and I felt like asking a bunch of stoners heh.

And Koshea, you are seriously underestimating the energy of these lil ones. You would probably be tired out after the first twenty or so. Not to mention as soon as they get you on the ground its all over.

[Euphoric]

i could take 150 of em before they got me

[RIP ODB]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

LOL ok steven segal, what is this, Exit wounds?

You couldn't break a bunch of rib cages with one of your Karate Kid cross kicks!

And even if you could hurt those little kids... Would you?

[mellowman420]

i'd say about 20 because i can run fast enough to the point where i could fight like 3 at a time. maybe even 30. i'd bash their brains in!

[Rarrr]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot
Im sure if ther were a city of them you couldnt win bcos they could just pile on you

[Hektik]

That sounds like fun.... i wanna actualy try that shit :p

[Sensi Super Skunk]

I think I would be able to take on maybe, 300. C'mon, their 5 year olds! I play runningback for my highschool varsity football team. None of them would be able to compete with my elusiveness. Plus, I could just truck them over "Mike Alstott Style".

[2600]

LOL. DUDE! I love this question.

You don't know how many times I have pondered offshoots of this very same hypothetical. MIne were always how many midgets, how many mini versions of me, etc. NEver w./five year olds.

It's going to be more than ten. For just about anyone. Five year olds are still not very developed not just in terms of strength but also motor skill; not to mention the psychological advantage you would have on them.

Their advantage is obviously the swarm- but if the hour training doesn't instill this well enough, you can sit back and punt the few that come at a time.

There is apoint at which NO ONE can overcome a swarm of ANY aggressors, if there are enough of them. IF they just keep coming and coming on you, you are going down eventually. I am also 6'2 two hundred plus, but I don't think I could take on an infinitity of them. THink about it, if they lined up FOREVER, you could keep punting them, but eventually you would at least have to sleep or take a dump. THey will get you, it's just a matter of time.

Epic- I loved the detail you put into the rules of the challenge, and sampling the participants. I like how the selection pool is 2x the challenge number. That means (assuming equal sampling of girls and boys), either the weakest of the possible boys will be among your challengers, or the group must include girls.

You could pick one up and use him as a club to beat the rest of them w/. Or pick up smaller ones, and throw them at the rest of the attackers (though not very energy efficient). Although if knocking them unconscious dq's them for once they wake up, I am going with kicks, preferrably to the head. If I am wearing boots, I am guessing about 30 I could safely take.

I would put even odds at me vs appr 50.

[socks]

lol This is mad!
I'm thinking so long as i have a Teletubbie in my pocket I can whip out when things get tough i'll b able to take on a fair few. I'd hv to out wit the lil brats. Mwahaha

[Islander]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot
Until they swarm you and eat your balls...

I think I could take a max of 37... Sounds like a good number!

BOO YEAH!!! I'm on a roll tonight!! You must respect!! Humpitdy dumpity dump! Boo yow! I rule! Death to all under 20 and all over 21... Shit! I fall under that second category... oh well... I guess Death to me... Worse things have happened.

[Nosehit]

How ever the hell many can you fit on that field!!!!
Wrestled and played football at a div II school HOO YAH!

I'd rather see how many 18 girls I could take :eek: :D :D

[Islander]

How ever the hell many can you fit on that field!!!!
Wrestled and played football at a div II school HOO YAH!

I'd rather see how many 18 girls I could take :eek: :D :D
lmfao! OOOh yeah!

[robert42]

38 maybe 39 i know from experience.

[GTC21]

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something. Sick. The youngest person I would ever use physical force against is maybe about 13- 14 or something but only if they were big enough and only if I caught them vandalising our car again. Lil' bastards.
I'd be quite interested to know what kind of person sits there and actually thinks of stuff like this. 5 year olds for christ sake WTF?

[hoodedclum]

LOL funny thread ..

I'm a really big hardman so i rekon i could take about 50 of the little buggers no probs ,maybe more.I'll let you when i get attacked by a bunch of crazed five year olds .

And GTC let me get this straight, you cant take a joke and you go around beating up 13 yr olds ?? i think your the one with issues man

[az666]

Five year olds are still not very developed not just in terms of strength but also motor skill; not to mention the psychological advantage you would have on them.
i was thinking exactly that....they would have no chance....
but it would also depend if they were able to come from all angles because if they were sent all at once you would have no chance you'ld hit the first few but u would have like 5 on your back by then....i think.....so maybe 20 before i got knocked out.....would they even be able to knock you out? 5 is pretty uoung

[Reefer Rogue]

As many as it takes.

[juggalo420]

And even if you could hurt those little kids... Would you?
if those little fucks were trying to kill me fuck yeah id kill 'em.

[GTC21]

LOL funny thread ..

I'm a really big hardman so i rekon i could take about 50 of the little buggers no probs ,maybe more.I'll let you when i get attacked by a bunch of crazed five year olds .

And GTC let me get this straight, you cant take a joke and you go around beating up 13 yr olds ?? i think your the one with issues man


Hoodleclum, no mate, I didn't mean I went around beating them up LOL!
I just meant that I'd give them a little slap or something if I caught them wrecking our property, it really pisses me off. They pull the badge of the front of our car, throw stuff at the windows etc. I think I'm well within my right to slap these little cunts, wouldn't you?. I wouldn't use excessive force though, such as jump on their heads with both feet. I can take a joke but --5 year olds??

[RIP ODB]

if those little fucks were trying to kill me fuck yeah id kill 'em.

But your opinion doesn't count on this one, because you have no morals.

You said it yourself.

[ermitonto]

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something.

Good idea! Okay, new question. In a room full of 5 year olds, how many do you think you could molest in, say, an hour?

[juggalo420]

Good idea! Okay, new question. In a room full of 5 year olds, how many do you think you could molest in, say, an hour?
lmao

[Looker]

Im sorry I just cant get into this.....

[Dundee Ganjaman]

ERMINTONTO you sick, fucked up individual, you need a good kick in the balls you sick perv. There's a name for people like you PEADOPHILE.

[socks]

GTC21-I think ur taking this too literally, its only a bit of fun. I wouldn't have posted here otherwise! The thought of a fully grown big beefed up bloke just being swarmed and pulled to the ground by little ones is quite funny..u not think? Im not thinking about blood and gore or being violent to little children...thts just wrong! Have a toke n loosen up hun!

Ermitonto on the other hand said something "retarded and quite disgusting".

Your seriously sick. :(

[GTC21]

Yeah, when you put it like that socks I suppose I did take it a bit seriously lol!
But I do think it's a little sad for somebody to actually sit there and think up something like that.

[ermitonto]

I wasn't actually advocating molestation, you know. I was joking, poking fun simultaneously at two things: the futility of reacting so fiercely to comments meant to be taken comedically, and the moral repugnance of the topic at hand. Sorry if you guys can't appreciate the depth of my comedic genius.

[robert42]

GTC21 im with u m8.

all these fukin kids out on the streets nowadays need a good slappin!

rowdy fukin chavvy kids.

[juggalo420]

I wasn't actually advocating molestation, you know. I was joking, poking fun simultaneously at two things: the futility of reacting so fiercely to comments meant to be taken comedically, and the moral repugnance of the topic at hand. Sorry if you guys can't appreciate the depth of my comedic genius.
some people are dick heads who cant distinguish a joke from reality, i my self understood the joke as a joke and laughed my ass off literaly.

[kyle]

No worries ermitonto. Don't get to worked up and upset over this.

Anyway, I'm only 14, but 6'3" (more or less) and 150 lbs. I think I could safely take on 15 of the little bastards. I have no morals and a slightly violent and distraught mental state. Theoretically I'de still feel slightly bad since they we're 5. Unless of course they we're really trying to harm me. In which case the adrenal gland kicks in and you can take about 50 of them. BUT if they we're just midgits my age. Ohohohoh fuck would that be fun, I don't care if I went down in the end those little dudes would have some serious harm come their way. Don't take this the wrong way guys, I just think people are ignorant shouvanistic pigs who waste the enviroment. Therefor I'de love to beat the fuck out of a few of them.

[socks]

GTC21 - *thumbs up* dude, glad u c it tht way now :)

Ermitonto - Sometimes u can take things 2 far, personally i cant find that funny even if i try. But, i'll say no more as i can appreciate that in todays world humor is something we need.


all these fukin kids out on the streets nowadays need a good slappin! rowdy fukin chavvy kids.
Urrgh dont! Can we please just make them extinct already!?!? Getting rid of the pavement outside Mc Donalds would be a start...

[hoodedclum]

Hoodleclum, no mate, I didn't mean I went around beating them up LOL!
I just meant that I'd give them a little slap or something if I caught them wrecking our property, it really pisses me off. They pull the badge of the front of our car, throw stuff at the windows etc. I think I'm well within my right to slap these little cunts, wouldn't you?. I wouldn't use excessive force though, such as jump on their heads with both feet. I can take a joke but --5 year olds??


LOL .. fair play to you man, i hear what your saying. If i caught some little fucker vandalising my car id probably probably give them a good slapping.

peace!

[Reefer Rogue]

How will i get my chicken nuggets? :(

[ermitonto]

Sometimes I find the best humor lies in pushing the boundaries of humor, but to each his own.

http://williambader.com/mj.html

[Darkneon420]

:mad: wtf????

[Not Enough Herb]

id take on 100 of them with one ginormus wang slap :D

.....

good game


later

[Epic]

Think of it not as actual living 5 year olds. Rather, think of it as an army of clones in the shape of 5 year old humans. The details of this fight would be rather interesting in my opinion so thats why I asked. I dont go around hurting little kids, but I have babysat my fair share, and dealt with them in child care, and I can tell you at the average size of 50lbs they can quickly pile up on you and take you to the floor.

Edit- oh and stop the flaming! This was meant for entertainment only.

[ermitonto]

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.

[Epic]

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.
Yes, I suppose thats an option too :cool:

[Reefer Rogue]

REFFER ROGUE, AND THESE NUTS DON'T FORGET, DIRTY CHARLIE BROWN DIRT WEED ISN'T THE LEGIT, SO GO AHEAD RUB UH NUT ON RICHIE RICH, WHILE I FUCK AND SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!1

LOL!!! Wtf is this kid talking about.

[AstroBoy]

I have a question. What decent human being would actually fight A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD?!! Christ. What kind of person would actually hit or kick or bodyslam a child? A child half your size who has no understanding of right and wrong. Maybe more than some who would go out and fuckin beat up kids. lol geez whats this world coming to.

[AstroBoy]

I could take 50 easy.

[koshea]

How ever the hell many can you fit on that field!!!!
Wrestled and played football at a div II school HOO YAH!

I'd rather see how many 18 girls I could take :eek: :D :D


lol i play football in texas at a division AAAAA (5A) school...the largest there is...and i would just pick one up and swing him like a bat, ebcuase i also play baseball so i have a strong swing...i would get to the entrance where they are coming in and sit there and just annihalate untill all of the 5 year olds in the USA are unconcious

[Kid Dynamite]

lets be realistic...5 year olds> I think if i paced myself and made sure they didnt get too many of them on me at once, then i think i could take about 50. although if they drew blood then the smell might drive the others into a frenzy.

[Encatuse]

Good idea! Okay, new question. In a room full of 5 year olds, how many do you think you could molest in, say, an hour?

haahahahahhaaha

17 again.

[Kid Dynamite]

i wonder how long it takes for someone to make a refrence to michael jackson?




the clock is ticking.

[mellow mood]

omfg get a life dude if u are stupid enough to post such a thread jesus u must be retarted or somethin omfg wtf is this question ANYWAY lol

[Ammie]

omfg get a life dude if u are stupid enough to post such a thread jesus u must be retarted or somethin omfg wtf is this question ANYWAY lol
lmfao!! this is by far the funniest thing in this thread :D

[Kombucha]

Well I think it's a great question, and if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to hurt a load of 5 year olds and for a general fear for my personal safety I'd love to try it out.
Seriously you guys, if they came at you all at once you couldn't take many if they really wanted to hurt you.
It'd be more fun with a pole or a sword or something, then you could make a real fight of it. Maybe I'm weird, but if someone make a VR version of this I'd love it!

[jack bauer]

i reckon i could take out 6 at once with my giant wang. i played linebacker in field hockey for georgia respect tha crew aiight.

[IntrepidS]

could I beat them up any way I want?

[Kid Dynamite]

mm i think a sword would definately improve matters.

[socks]

i wonder how long it takes for someone to make a refrence to michael jackson?


the clock is ticking.


Sometimes I find the best humor lies in pushing the boundaries of humor, but to each his own.

http://williambader.com/mj.html

Number 43 :rolleyes:

[Nosehit]

lol i play football in texas at a division AAAAA (5A) school...the largest there is...and i would just pick one up and swing him like a bat, ebcuase i also play baseball so i have a strong swing...i would get to the entrance where they are coming in and sit there and just annihalate untill all of the 5 year olds in the USA are unconcious
I was talking about a ncaa div II university. But I think OK and TX take their football to a whole diff level.

[Nosehit]

ERMINTONTO you sick, fucked up individual, you need a good kick in the balls you sick perv. There's a name for people like you PEADOPHILE.
Yeah and if you had a dictionary you might be able to spell it. :p :rolleyes:

[Nosehit]

I wasn't actually advocating molestation, you know. I was joking, poking fun simultaneously at two things: the futility of reacting so fiercely to comments meant to be taken comedically, and the moral repugnance of the topic at hand. Sorry if you guys can't appreciate the depth of my comedic genius.

Yeah, some of us knew you were kidding. Damn people, have you no sense of humor?

[Nosehit]

I have a question. What decent human being would actually fight A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD?!! Christ. What kind of person would actually hit or kick or bodyslam a child? A child half your size who has no understanding of right and wrong. Maybe more than some who would go out and fuckin beat up kids. lol geez whats this world coming to.
Jesus, Its a joke. Pull the stick out of your ass for a few minutes and relax!!!!

[ParadiseLife]

maby like 10 or so it would be so fun i hate little children and it would make me so happy to do that

[SomeGuy]

hahaha awesome post...about 73 i thing

[DreamSmoke]

I could take at LEAST 20-23 little 5 year old hellions. Yeah they do bite hard jesus christ...

[Kombucha]

When I was 11 I actually got into a fight with 5 year olds... well actually I got into a fight with someone else, who seemed to have an army of 5 year olds at his disposal. Anyway, believe me, I know I was only 11 at the time, but it's not that easy, consider that they're all coming at you at the same time, they will just make it impossible for you to move in seconds, and once you're on the floor, you're finished (that's pretty much what happened to me.)

[BUZz UK]

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something. Sick. The youngest person I would ever use physical force against is maybe about 13- 14 or something but only if they were big enough and only if I caught them vandalising our car again. Lil' bastards.
I'd be quite interested to know what kind of person sits there and actually thinks of stuff like this. 5 year olds for christ sake WTF?

look mate, we aren't acually DOING this, we're just having a laught. i'm sure nobody here would even dream of doing it (except maybe Koshea ;))
chill!

[Trychs]

Well if they're typical 5 yr olds I'd tell them theres no Santa then peg it quick while they're down and booing before one of the little tykes stabs me in the kneecaps. :D

[bigdaddy420]

Considering they're 5 year olds with a lot of energy and I'm a stoner with a bad ankle, I think I'm probably gonna get my ass kicked. So as a backup plan, I would take a really big bag of candy and just hobble away in the other direction as the little kids swarmed the pile of candy.

[Epic]

Well if they're typical 5 yr olds I'd tell them theres no Santa then peg it quick while they're down and booing before one of the little tykes stabs me in the kneecaps. :D
Or tell them spongebob is canceled and they cant eat fish chips any more...reduce them to a crying mass.

[monstermunchies]

the whole lot, i would offer them candy. that would fck their sht up.

[Looker]

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.



NOW THAT WORKS FOR ME....

[Looker]

Ill take em all om one at a time....

[vapoorize]

1.... if she had downes...

[vapoorize]

crap i just saw ur rule about being healthy americans... what if their healthy mexicans? Oh, right... no such thing <sigh> guess i'll never win this.

[Creeper]

Depends on if I managed to smuggle a gun and how many bullets I manage to bring, Id blow the little shits away like at a turkey shoot. Naw but seriously, probably 60 then my ass would prolly start tiring out and Id try to fend em off with candy and video games lol.

[OrangeHairs INC]

This question it self was hilarious. But i actually click on it and there detailed rules and shit, that is hilarious. I'm gonna have to say I woulc probably take on about 20. Any more then that and you would just be exausted.

[KottonMouthKing]

:confused: i think about 15-20